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Feyd fanfic idea/prompt
ok, just sharing this because it feeds my brainworms.
Feyd goes to visit his father and still alive mother in exile to formalize his engagement. Fiancee comes along because she would like to meet his family, much to Feyd's surprise. Feyd is hesitant and very uncomfortable at first, but as his fiancee begins to get along with them he starts to relax. Then, when his fiancee is away preparing food with his father, Feyd's mother pulls him aside and says:
"I will not have you bring your poison into this house."
His mother then goes on a rant where she says that he was always evil and brings misery wherever he goes. They have had quiet and peaceful years in the house for a while, and she will not let him ruin their lives again. He contemplates killing his parents right then for this, but doesn't- realizing that would only prove his mother right.
Feyd tries to leave in the middle of the night, leaving his fiancee a note explaining that the relationship is over and that she's better off without him.
I say tries to leave in the middle of the night because he walks about 20 minutes away before he sees his fiancee sprinting up behind him. Totally covered in blood. He turns to see the house burning in the distance. Feyd asks his fiancee what happened, assuming the house was attacked.
They weren't attacked, fiancee decided to kill them and burn the evidence after they read Feyd's letter.
"They forgot." Fiancee wheezes angrily, "That I'm your poison."
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Modern AU head-canons for these Dune characters:
Feyd Rautha
Glossu Rabban
Piter de Vries.
ohh okay this is interesting. I am not really that used to headcannons/ AUs, as I'm honestly new to engaging with fanfic in general so my apologies in advance if it doesn't totally fit, but here are my headcannons and ideas for how I'd do a modern AU with these characters.
Feyd Rautha:
Feyd Rautha is the heir apparent to a large spice mining company- in this case, you could substitute an oil or mining company for modern AU. The company culture is highly toxic, but Feyd likes that. He's known to churn through interns and keeps a non-existent sleep schedule.
His overall dynamic is finance bro meets basically any character from succession (think a slightly more financially literate Roman Roy). He buys luxury items just to fit in, however he has just enough taste so that it actually works. He considers most of these purchases a waste of money, but also his right and/or part of the job as heir.
As part of the Baron's inner circle, he has knowledge of most of the company's inner workings and takes great personal pride in digging up as much information as possible on the people he doesn't already control. He will often go to conferences and events just to get a read on competition. He secretly longs for someone to take that kind of an interest in him, but no one has just yet- many still think that he's too young and unpredictable to inherit.
After all- there is that rumor that he tried to kill the Baron.
Glossu Rabban
If Feyd is the more of a Roman Roy, Rabban is Conor. He had ambitions at the company which ended in failure, and has been reassigned to lobbying. Rabban is attempting to trade off of his industry connections to get into politics, if he can. He's aware his current position is tenuous at best and that he might need to make his own career. As the family industry is regulated, everyone basically hates this pipe dream of a career ambition. His moves are too obvious and clumsy, and he often tries to influence someone only to find that Feyd has already discussed the business with them. He's not a total failure, but his family just doesn't appreciate any success outside of financial success.
Piter de Vries
Piter is a math genius that works in data modeling and analytics. The Barron and Feyd love that he makes them money, however he's abrasive personality wise. He's known to use a myriad of drugs recreationally and at work, just because solving the same problems sober is too boring for him. The company has tried to hire assistants that can help him or at least explain his reports palatably, but he insists on doing the work himself and his own data models for fun in C. Not C++, C. The entire department rests on his shoulders and the Baron is weighing if Piter is worth putting up with. He gets the work of a department done on one salary, but also insists on making MILF jokes about lady Jessica basically any time she's within his zip code.
Would love to know your thoughts <3 Thanks for this ask!
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'i'm not a murderer' 'that's alright, i am' is actually one of the dynamics of all time
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Isabel Allende, The House of the Spirits (translated by Magda Bogin)
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its funny when your comfort character is a shithead cause half your brain is going "save me (character)" and the other half is looking at the first like "they'd make things worse and you know it"
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actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.
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“Your boyfriend is evil!” “Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!” Well, he’s a joy to me. Maybe it’s a you problem.
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Feyd-Rautha headcannon/ fic idea
Feyd hands reader/oc/love interest an apple or some food casually at a meeting. It's early, as is typical for Feyd's schedule and reader is tired, so they happily take it and eat it.
Feyd did this to fuck with reader/oc/love interest, because he (and most everyone else) assumes any food they don't prepare themselves is poisoned on Geidi Prime. It's not normal to just eat food that a stranger gives you (so much so that variations on "eating something prepared by someone else" is code for a person being an idiot or irresponsible in love) , and Feyd is horrified that you actually ate it.
What's worse is that the man spends the next day in a silent panic watching reader because he just picked up the apple, he has no clue if it's poisoned.
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Paul hugs Feyd
Feyd: What's this?
Paul: affection!
Feyd: Disgusting...
Feyd: Do it again.
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Thinking of villaneve as I'm working on my Feyd-Rautha x f!Atreides fic
This couple broke me way back when, but I think they're one of my favorite examples of a storyline with a love interest that has some nebulous trauma and has at least some anti-social personality disorder
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"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄
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“my ship kissed!” “my ship held hands!!!” okay. well. my ship had holes in it and was doomed to sink from the very moment of its departure. my ship flipped and drowned all the passengers. my ship had a sail that only faced windward. my ship’s home had always been at the bottom of the ocean floor. my ship is stained with barnacles and prone to heavy winds. my ship’s dock isnt waiting for it to return. And they still didnt fuck even once
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Feyd x Reader thoughts I can't stop from bouncing around my brain like the DVD player logo.
The Emperor takes Arrakis away from the Harkonnens. Not as an overly convoluted power grab, but because the Spice is the main source of income for the entire empire and people don't want to buy it when it means that they have to buy it from someone who might just fucking kill them for "breathing wrong" or "to test my sword".
To earn back Arrakis from the Atreides, the Baron gets a wife for Feyd who will revamp their reputation; like a company in trouble for causing ecological destruction getting a new celebrity representative. Reader is a princess/duchess etc who is not only soft but famously so.
No one really paused to think why she would agree to the match. Hint: reader's probably fucked up in her own way but just 500x better at hiding it.
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I may be in over my head on the longfic
But! I really like writing it so if anyone wants to volunteer to beta read just let me know, happy to share and chat about feyd
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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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