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Jeremy: “Off all the characters at school, I’m not the one the story’s about…”
Me: But ney ney, good sir, the story is about you…
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If I had a S.Q.U.I.P
Squip: Everything about you makes me want to die.
Me: Same dude
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tfw ur fav character is the one u cant draw
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doodles from a campaign i was in GM’d by @arsonsara. The spooky bunch in the top picture belong to him.
the only character i own is the one in the second to last picture set
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Undyne Mesmerist: <at tavern> Oooh! Do they have turtle soup here?? <acquires soup, proceeds to make loud slurping noises>
Barbarian, OOC: <jokingly> ‘Oh no, is that my familiar?’
Mesmerist: <slurp> Mmm… it does taste very familiar…
GM: <smacks Mesmerist over the head with scenario papers>
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we walked into petco and this guy said “welcome to petsmart”
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Yo! I'm going to be switching accounts tomorrow! I have the icon done, I just need for it to dry. :3 also I realized that the link for the new account doesn't work??? So here is it again I guess @tea-ore-coffee
ANNOUNCEMENT!
I am going to be switching accounts on FRIDAY
August 4th. I’m going to use this account for reblogging and my new account for posts that I make myself. I’m still going to use this account, just mainly for meme trash and such.. I’ll update you guys more later.
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Yup! Although my mom caught me sprinkling it on my painting.. I just said "Art." Then she silently walked off...
Date a witch who steals spices from your cabinets at 3 am
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anyone else here a gay with depression
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if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing
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DM: You walk into the haunted tavern, where three ghosts are performing onstage. A fourth ghost is sitting at the bar.
Sorceress: I sit next to the ghost at the bar and watch the performance.
DM: You feel a spectral arm slide around your shoulder ;)
Sorceress: I cast thunderwave
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