I have a new son. Here are a bunch of memey doodles while I slowly re-learn how to draw. 

Sometimes you struggle to remember what any of your teacher's or classmates faces looked like. Other times the right Linkin Park song lines everything up and you experience every bus ride you've ever been on simultaneously

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my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

IF THERE IS A POKEANI EP FOR THE AGES ITS THIS ONE MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!

did you forget the word never or is this a hate message 

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

¿Yakuza o cuál es este?

the sims 2 university was so woke… so ahead of her time… perhaps too out there for some people

me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

Head not empty, head filled with the same song on repeat over and over for like a week

sometimes im haunted remembering that text post that went around in like november that was like “we had pandemics in 1820 and 1920 so we’re due for another one” like op are you okay what did you stumble on

Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your expirments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool

The painting, is complete :3