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thinkicalcritter · 21 days
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Never talk about anything I like because I will not shut up
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thinkicalcritter · 28 days
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My bugs if I was a Sim
-Sim refuses to sleep if Bladder need is below 95%
-Sim does not eat autonomously until Hunger becomes critically low
-Sim naps autonomously at moderate to high Energy
-Sim’s Fun need sometimes fails to increase during Fun activities
-Sim’s Social need sometimes decreases during socialization
-Sim autonomously washes hands at full Hygiene
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thinkicalcritter · 1 month
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The real purpose of those AI YouTube comment summaries is to stop people from leaving comments about what percentage of the comments section says what
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thinkicalcritter · 1 month
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Why does my monitor always turn off the second I return to my computer
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thinkicalcritter · 2 months
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Just remembered the time in history class where one of the true or false questions was "Pyramids were circular in shape." and I said, "I mean, they're called pyramids. They're not called sphereamids."
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thinkicalcritter · 2 months
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I don't know what emotion this is but I feel it daily
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thinkicalcritter · 3 months
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NFT
Not
Funny
didn'T laugh
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thinkicalcritter · 3 months
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I feel like more and more emojis are being used as laughing emojis that were not originally intended to be laughing emojis
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thinkicalcritter · 3 months
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My car: If you don't obey the speed limit, you'll get a ticket.
Me, pointing at the sign with the road number: I hate to break it to you, but this is not the speed limit.
My car: No, but it's a number.
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thinkicalcritter · 4 months
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I wish I could blow on my phone to scroll through YouTube Shorts while my hands were full
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thinkicalcritter · 4 months
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Isabelle is the Animal Crossing series’ answer to Miss Pauling
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thinkicalcritter · 4 months
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Break societal boundaries, not personal ones
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thinkicalcritter · 4 months
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I'd love to have a plushie collection except it just materializes whenever I want it and doesn't take up space in my house
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thinkicalcritter · 5 months
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As an aromantic person, I've come to the conclusion that romantic attraction is in fact a form of recursion.
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thinkicalcritter · 5 months
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I still remember being a little kid and having like 100 imaginary friends
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thinkicalcritter · 5 months
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I’ve heard that stifling your sneezes is bad for you. That’s why I always make sure to sneeze as loudly as possible.
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thinkicalcritter · 5 months
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I have finally changed the weather settings on my computer so that it no longer shows the weather for the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone as my home location
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