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Lucifer feeding Adam one shot, shall I say more?
Lucifer feeding Adam everything under Hell's sun.
Lucifer: Come on love, one more bite?~
Adam: I don't know Luci, I'm pretty full.
Adam moans when Lucifer gently messages his belly.
Lucifer: Too full for dessert?
Adam: There's always room for dessert.
Lucifer: Open wide.~ *Proceeds to hand feed him some cake*
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Kidnappers: We have your husband.
Lucifer: Adam?
Kidnappers: Yes. Please take him away, we can't stand him.
Lucifer: Just let him go?
Kidnappers: We tried, but refuses to go away.
Lucifer: Well, it's you problem now.
Later
Adam: I can't believe you didn’t come to save me.
Lucifer: I knew you would be just fine. After all, none can beat you.
Adam: Heck yeah, I'm the best.
And he wasn't even gone an hour that's how bad the kidnappers wanted to give him back lol
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Is it weird to be thinking of that one scene in the Madagascar movie where Alex bites Marie’s ass except it’s with Lucifer and Adam and just giggling the whole time? Because I am, just imagine it, adam screaming and looking at a really horny Lucifer and going:
Adam: uh, excuse me…you’re biting my ass!
Lucifer, muffled from having a tight grip with his teeth: …no I’m not
Adam: yes you are.
-🐊
Lucifer: No I'm not
Adam: The teeth marks on my ass say otherwise *Giggles* Hey!
Lucifer biting him again: Prove it!
Yes that would be hilarious 😂
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Adam found him on the couch. Unwilling or perhaps unable to bring himself to make the journey back up to his room. Lucifer was limp and easy for Adam to pick up.
He stripped Lucifer of his jacket and boots before helping him under the covers. Adam crawled into the bed behind Lucifer and together they lay there drifting in and out of consciousness.
At some point Adam went down to the kitchens and made up a plate of food for them. Lucifer would only take the smallest of bites. Adam popped a grape into his mouth and chewed it, he pressed his lips to Lucifer’s and pried Lucifer’s mouth open. He pushed the grape into Lucifer’s mouth and kept their lips together until he felt Lucifer swallow.
Pulling away he pressed a whole grape to Lucifer’s mouth and waited for him to take it, chew, and swallow, before Adam rewarded Lucifer with a kiss. He repeated the process until Adam was satisfied Lucifer had eaten enough and their simple kisses were leaving them both breathless.
“I should shower.” Lucifer made no move to leave until Adam announced he needed one too.
The nearly empty plate was left, abandoned, on a side table as they helped each other undress as they stumbled to the bathroom. Under the hot spray Adam helped wash Lucifer’s hair and knelt on the floor of the shower so Lucifer could return the favour.
Adam avoided looking to one place he desperately wanted to look until Lucifer declared Adam’s hair was washed and switched off the water. Their hands didn’t leave each other’s for long, just enough to get dry.
They fell back into Lucifer’s bed and slept like that. Naked, wrapped around each other, too exhausted to think about what was happening.
The next night Lucifer knocked on Adam’s door, “I can’t sleep,” was the excuse. Another night spent wrapped around each other.
Then it was Adam at Lucifer’s door. He had no excuse, Lucifer pulled him in without a word.
A month passed like this, Adam nearly always joining Lucifer as Lucifer had the larger bed and space. Until at last Lucifer said something. “I don’t use all the dresser space. If you wanted you could leave your things here.”
Adam agreed. He left the key for his old room at the front desk, he didn’t need it anymore.
Their first night together since Adam moved in was the first one since that first time that they kissed. It was devouring. They clung to each other like drowning men at sea. For once they did not merely sleep together.
They didn’t talk about feelings or love, how they were old friends turned enemies turned lovers. Adam did not mention how he loathed being turned into a sinner by Lucifer’s hand, even to save his life. Lucifer did not bring up old wounds, preferring to let the scars lie where they were.
They were just two men, cast adrift, clinging to each other in a turbulent sea, finding solace in a familiar face.
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We’ve had a lot of yandere Lucifer where he captures Adam but what if Adam falls and wakes up in hell, realizes that he’s totally fucked and needs protection, and after a month or more of desperately trying to find another way out of it and getting murdered several times he admits defeat and goes to the one place he knows he’ll be… well, not safe but also not a homeless target. Lucifer’s castle
The journey there feels like a walk to his own execution. He turns around multiple times, desperately trying to find another solution but nothing works.
He finally makes it to the gates and is stoped by a pair of guards. “Tell Lucifer that Adam is here”
They do
The smile Lucifer greets him with could freeze hell
Overjoyed at the fact that he didn’t need to find Adam, his little lamb came to him.
Adam sobbed into his hands as he recounted his last horrific death. It was brutal and Adam swore he could still feel the phantom pains of those hands digging into his organs. How they ate them right in front of him.
He shivered and curled in on himself in the alleyway. Everything hurt and he just wanted to sleep. Preferably forever.
Of course, there was one idea...
Adam bit his lip. He swore to himself that he would never think of that option. There had to be a different way. He just had to be more careful.
'But that hasn't been working well, has it?'
Adam felt himself beginning to cry again. He was tired of dying. He was tired of being hurt and molested in an alleyway for the sick fucks down here.
'You could go to him. He would....well, it would be better than being homeless.'
Adam stood up, feeling dizzy by the sudden movement. He had to leave before dark. That's when they came out.
It felt like he was moving through syrup, his feet dragging as he walked to the tallest building in the Pride Ring. Lucifer's palace.
He hated how much pain and hunger he was in.
Several times he almost turned around and ran back to his alleyway. This was the only way though. He was tired of dying. He was tried of hurting.
He got to the entrance and came across a guard. They brandished their swords but Adam had seen enough blades being shoved into him for it to have little to no effect on him fear-wise
"Tell Lucifer Adam is here." The guards exchanged glances before one of them ran off to inform their king. Adam could feel himself shaking. Why did it feel like he was tying his own noose right now?
Lucifer walked outside and Adam froze at the sight of his expression. It was cold, dangerous, and obsession all woven together to form the smile that the devil wore.
"Adam. Looking terrible. Run into any cannibals lately?" Adam jerked at those words. Those words were specific. The last things he ran into was cannibals.
Lucifer was watching him suffer. Of course he was.
A gold chain wrapped around his neck and Adam yelped as he was pulled forward into Lucifer's embrace. "I'm glad you came, little lamb. Because I am never letting you go."
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Back by popular demand. Adam gets sick. Part 2. Just some context before we continue. Adam reveals some...startling news about Lilith's true nature in Eden when he was sick with a fever. Onwards....
Lucifer could only stare at Adam's sleeping and exhausted form. Just two hours ago, Adam gave him startling news of Lilith. A huge part of the devil wanted to believe that Adam was lying. He had to be! Lilith, while not sweet, was not outright cruel to anyone in Eden.
But...Adam was in no state to lie. He had never seen the man cry before. Not since Eden. His fever left him unable to tell convincing lies...
Lucifer tugged at his hair. What was he supposed to believe?! A fever plagued Adam or his wife, estranged, for thousands of years? The choice was obvious. Lilith had never steered him wrong. Adam, while maybe not intentionally, was telling Lucifer lies brought on by his fever.
So why was there a nugget of doubt?
Suddenly, Lucifer got an idea. He hadn't used it in forever, but he was able to see memories with enough prodding. He can solve this and be completely sure about Adam's ramblings.
Breathing deeply, Lucifer's eyes glowed a deep red as he entered Adam's mind.
It was messy and cluttered. Exactly how he expected Adam's memories to be. Lucifer shifted through memories as quickly as he could, making sure to not look too deeply at things. Some memories were...graphic.
Finally, he saw a memory that made him stop. A familiar garden...Lucifer eagerly but carefully extracted the memory and watched through Adam's eyes.
'Adam woke up to a bright light. Everything was so colorful and new! He felt the dirt between his fingers, could smell ripe fruit, and saw tall beings with light coming out of them.'
Lucifer hummed. This was Adam's first memory. The day he was created. Sifting through more of Eden, he watched through Adam's eyes how excited he was to see Lucifer. The emotion was bright and held onto deeply. The former archangel blushed when he realized just how Adam thought of him in Eden.
Was this why Adam was always trying to feed him? Or give him flowers and shiny rocks? Lucifer indulged him but he didn't really see the point in them back then.
Moving forward, he came to Lilith's creation. She was made to be equal with him. Lucifer felt Adam's confusion when Sera told him that he must love, protect, and procreate with Lilith. Lucifer never realized just how firm Sera sounded when giving this order. It left no room for argument. No wonder Adam was so determined to have sex with Lilith. Sera made it sound like Adam would be committing a great sin if he didn't.
' "What is love?" Adam asked, gazing at Sera. The Seraphim looked surprised, as if not expecting questions. "Uh, it's when you want to spend the rest of your life together." Sera finally managed to say. Adam looked at the ground. Oh. He didn't want that with Lilith. He wanted to spend the rest of his life with Lucifer. He must be in love with him!'
Lucifer immediately backed away from that memory as fast as he could with a blushing face. That was far too personal. He felt like he just witnessed something that was trying to stay buried.
He needed to be quick with what he came for. Quickly, he found a memory of Eden with Lilith. They were sitting on a rock as Adam rambled on about how two salamanders raced each other. It was...endearing. Adam seemed so innocent back then. Since he was looking through Adam's eyes, he didn't notice the hand on his neck until Adam was already being choked.
Lucifer gasped as Adam's gaze turned to Lilith. She had an angry look to her. "Do you ever shut up!?" She yelled as she choked Adam.
The First Man tried to pry her hand off, but Lilith had always been strong. "I don't care about some dumb animals! Can't I have any peace from you?!" The memory went blurry and it took a moment for Lucifer to realize it was because Adam was crying.
"I'm sorry!" Adam choked out, his vision growing hazy with the lack of oxygen.
Lilith squeezed one more time before letting go. "Let that be a lesson. No one wants to hear your voice." And then she walked off, leaving him alone. Lucifer. I want Lucifer.
The devil's eyes widened. Adam must've been scared enough to be thinking of him. And why wouldn't he be? He was just choked for apparently talking too much.
He needed to know more.
He watched memory after memory of Lilith hurting Adam for some reason or other. One time, she had threatened to hang him from a tree if he continued trying to be with her. She would slap, kick, and comment terrible things about him. He was...abused. That was the only thing Lucifer could think of. Adam was abused by Lilith and no one seemed to care.
So, when Lucifer found a memory where Adam had found Lilith and him having sex in the garden, Lucifer wasn't surprised that Adam cried silently to himself, the image blurry because of his tears.
Why? Why are they doing that? I thought Lucifer was my friend!
Lucifer winced in guilt. From Adam's perspective, he could see how hurt and betrayed he was. And also the longing. A part of Adam wanted to be Lilith. To have Lucifer caress him and make love to him under the tree.
Lucifer didn't want to see it, but he had come this far and he knew he would be a coward if he didn't. He watched as Adam and his past self fought for the first time.
Lucifer had accused Adam of hurting Lilith, forcing himself on her. Adam was heartbroken at the accusations and glanced at Lilith who had a small smirk. She was playing Lucifer like a fiddle. Adam tried saying that she was lying but Lucifer wouldn't hear it. They left the garden and the devil watched as Adam held the pieces of his broken heart. He watched as bitterness and anger set in. His distrust of women that later turned into misogyny.
He had caused this. Lucifer was the one who made Adam who he was. All because he was too blind to see what was truly going on.
What has he done?
Lucifer came back into himself and he realized that he had been crying as well.
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So, can you do a sick one-shot with Adam and Lucifer? Maybe Adam has a fever and Lucifer reluctantly takes care of him. But then he starts to hallucinate things. Stuff that makes Lucifer question things about what he believes.
Oh? A challenge, hu? Since you didn't specify if this was my version of Adamsapple, I'm just going to assume that this is more traditional Adamsapple and go from there.
Sinner!Adam under contract with Lucifer.
Lucifer stood before Charlie with a sigh, feeling irritated. "Are you telling me that there isn't anyone else who can take care of him? I don't have time to deal with a whiney brat who is probably faking all this just to get attention," he grumbled. The devil was not convinced that Adam was genuinely sick. He wouldn't put it past him to fake it to receive special treatment.
Charlie replied, "Normally, I would take care of it, but I have a lot of paperwork to deal with." She gestured towards her desk, which was piled high with papers, making Lucifer wince. "Vaggie is busy with Niffty, Angel Dust and Husk are working, and Alastor is not an... option."
Lucifer shivered at the thought of Alastor taking care of Adam. The devil was under contract to protect the idiot from harm, but it would end badly for Adam if Alastor was involved. "Alright, I'll do it," he said, resigned.
"Thank you, Dad!" Charlie beamed at him, making him feel a little better. Teleporting to Adam's room, Lucifer hoped to catch him in the act of faking it but found himself in a dark room with the curtains drawn. The only thing he could see was a lump on Adam's bed.
Frustrated, the devil snapped his fingers, and the lights turned on. Adam let out a whimper, making Lucifer roll his eyes. "Oh, stop it. Nobody is buying this pity act," he said sternly.
When he got no reply, he growled again, "The hard way it is then." He stomped over to the sinner's bed and ripped the blankets off him. "Get up now!" Lucifer was done playing games. If Adam was going to continue acting this way, he didn't mind using force to beat some sense into him.
However, to his surprise, Adam didn't yell, swear, or even glare at him. Instead, he let out another whimper. This time, Lucifer actually looked at Adam and saw just how different he looked. His gray skin had an ashy color, his breath was labored, and his shirt was missing, revealing how sweaty he was. It was clear that Adam was genuinely sick.
Lucifer felt slightly guilty for making Adam uncomfortable when it was clear he was miserable with a fever.
Placing a hand on the sinner's forehead, he hissed at the heat. "Oh, you are sick, aren't you?" He murmured. "Alright, let's sit you up."
Soon, Adam was propped up on pillows, wrapped up in comfortable blankets, and looking at Lucifer with dazed eyes. The devil knew that the demon wasn't truly seeing him due to his sickness.
Gently draping a cool cloth onto Adam's forehead, he noticed how the sinner's eyes followed his every move.
"You're so beautiful...." Adam slurred.
Lucifer froze and looked at him confused. "Hu?" He must've been really out of it if he was complimenting him.
"Beautiful...so beautiful. I can see why she left me...I didn't stand a chance."
Lucifer grimaced when he realized that Adam must've been talking about Eden. Whether it was Eve or Lilith he was referring to was still being questioned in Lucifer's mind.
"Let's not waste your energy." Lucifer finally said.
Adam whimpered again but he continued talking. "Lilith was beautiful too...but she didn't like me...why did she not like me?"
"Maybe because you were a narcissistic dick who wanted to control her?" Lucifer said with a glare. Any kind of sympathy he had for the sinner was gone. How could Adam even ask that?!
Adam shook his head, clearly too out of it to understand that the devil was insulting him. "That's not what she said..." He slurred out. A look of sadness came over Adam and, to Lucifer's growing discomfort, looked like he was going to cry.
"She told me I was disgusting...that she didn't want to stand next to someone so ugly." Lucifer was too stunned to speak. What?
"She didn't like me talking. I talk too much. She liked to gag me when she couldn't stand the noise. It hurt...." Adam was now crying, big tears rolling down his chubby cheeks.
"Why didn't you fight back?" Lucifer immediately asked. If he hated how Lilith treated him, especially if it hurt, then why didn't he make her stop? Adam certainly never backed down from a fight. In fact, he was usually starting them.
"I wanted her to like me..." Adam replied with a groan. His breathing seemed labored. "If I did what she wanted...then she'll like me....even if it hurt. Even if it made me cry." Adam furrowed his eyebrows, his hazy eyes looking into the distance. "No...she didn't like me crying. She said it was annoying and ugly so I don't do it anymore." It was ironic with the tears streaming down his face.
Adam turned his golden eyes to the devil who flinched at the devastating but resigned look on his face. "I guess I didn't do it good enough...she found someone better...someone smarter...."
A large hand cupped Lucifer's cheek. "Who can compete with angels?" And then he passed out. Lucifer didn't know that he was holding his breath until he started gasping. What the fuck?
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Charlie: You have to apologize to Lucifer.
Adam: Fine.
Adam: 'Unfuck you' or whatever
PLEASE. THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA APOLOGIZE FROM NOW ON SDKFJDKGJFDG
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Okay! I know that many people will create Sinner!Adam and I chose the Fallen!Adam theme in my comic. He has 3 forms! And this is the most basic of them.
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Adam watched Lucifer sleep.
The last battle with heaven took its toll on him. The exterminators kept coming, more and more higher ranked angels as well. Adam sat out the battle, unable to bring himself to fight for hell, a place that deserved to be slaughtered, or for heaven, who wanted him dead.
Charlie said Lucifer would be okay. That he had just used up a lot of his angelic power to fight heaven back. He needed a few days to rest, that’s all.
Still, Adam watched Lucifer sleep.
Asleep he looked more like the angel Adam had known. Soft, fragile, naive. Full of hopes and dreams.
Was that version of Lucifer even real? After Lilith, the apple, the fall, Adam believed that soft version of Lucifer was all a trick. 
The Lucifer that defeated him, that beat him so easily, was the same one that haunted Adam’s dreams since Earth. He was just as evil and despicable as the version in Adam’s head for countless eons.
But that version clashed with the version of Lucifer he saw daily now. The one that sits with his daughter and plays a song to cheer her up after a hard day. The one he’s seen lying on the couch in a depressive state. The one who flirts a little with him and Adam can’t tell if Lucifer is being serious or if it’s just good natured teasing.
Part of Adam wanted it to be real. He didn’t understand that part of himself. He’d never liked a man before, but was Lucifer a man? He was an angel. But Adam never stopped to consider that the angel chicks he banged might not be women because they were heaven born angels.
He didn’t understand and that pissed him off!
Adam brushed the loose bit of hair out of Lucifer’s closed eyes. From his chair, Adam half laid down on the plush and oversized bed. His face not far from Lucifer’s.
His watched the breath leave those slightly parted lips. How Lucifer’s fingers twitched on occasion as though he was dreaming. Adam watched Lucifer sleep.
The hours passed by and in that time Adam sat back up, walked around the bedroom, glanced through books left on random surfaces in the room, he played with the odd bobble and obvious souvenir from some of the places in hell, then when he had run out of things to entertain himself with he laid down on the bed. Intending a short nap himself.
Adam shifted, unsure how to be comfortable, until he lay on his back with an arm thrown over his eyes.
Lucifer, who hadn’t moved a single inch in all the time Adam had been there, suddenly turned over. His dark hands reached out, gripped Adam by the shirt and pulled him closer. Lucifer nuzzled into Adam side, seemingly content, he went boneless, and back to sleep once more.
With nowhere else to really put his arms, Adam rolled onto his side, tucked himself around Lucifer and let the heat radiating off of Lucifer lull him to sleep.
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Does lucy ever get jealous of the animals?
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Lucifer: This is a banana
Adam: Yes
Lucifer: This is the top *points to stem* and this is the bottom
Adam: Actually it's the opposite but go on
Lucifer: Already you've pissed me off
Adam: Ha!
Lucifer: How do you open this thing?
Adam: Traditionally-
Lucifer: NO! How do you open it?
Adam: If I'm in a hurry and don't care I open it by the stem. But I hear monkeys open it the other way to avoid the stringy bits.
Lucifer: You feeling monkey?
Adam: Most times I just rip it in half.
Lucifer: Shut the fuck up you do not.
Adam: *Grabs banana and rips it in half*
Lucifer: First off, I didn't expect that that was kinda cool. Second, you're stupid for opening a banana that way.
Adam: There's nothing wrong with it!
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Hi! Saw that you were doing requests!
Prompt #1 with Lucifer confessing and wanting to make Adam his Queen like it should have been since the beginning
1. “If you felt want and longing the way I did — the way I still do — I promise you’d be driven fucking mad.”
I sure can anon 😎 Enjoy!
Lucifer was nervous. He didn't do nervous he made others nervous he was the fucking King of Hell for fuck sakes!
But here he was, nerves wracking his body as he waited for Adam down in the lobby. This date had to be perfect, it was THE date, the one that would make or break them.
He was ready to ask Adam to marry him, like how he always said he would since the garden. Lucifer was finally going to make good on his promises.
Adam came down the stairs, he was dressed formal casual, he wasn't much for suits but Lucifer said the place they were going was pretty fancy. He figured he should wear more than just blue jeans and a rock band t-shirt. "Hey." He greeted when he got over to Lucifer.
"Hey yourself." He offered Adam his arm and the sinner took it as they walked through the portal.
They took their seat at their reserved table and looked over the menus. Lucifer swore the ring in his pocket suddenly felt like it weighed 1000lbs.
He wasn't sure what to do if Adam said no. Would they break up? Would they keep dating and things stay the same only slightly awkward? Would they pretend it never happened?
The waiter came and took their orders and left without another word. "So what all were you up to today? I haven't seen you, you weren't hiding from me were you?" Adam asked playfully, as he looked over the rim of his wine glass as he took a drink.
Lucifer had been away all day getting Adam's ring down in Lust. It had taken longer than he thought it would. "What!? No, no, no, no, no, I would never. That's silly what would I be hiding?" Was he sweating? He suddenly felt damp in his suit.
"It's just a joke Luci, relax. If I didn't know better I'd say you were hiding something from me." Adam had noticed his odd behavior all week and it was just so not Lucifer. It only got worse as of today.
"I'm not hiding anything. Promise." Expect maybe the 48 karat black gold ring in my pocket. "How was your day?"
Adam shrugged, "Good I guess. Got a lot done in the garden. It was actually nice." Lucifer had built Adam his own garden at the hotel to help keep him occupied during the day when he didn't have other things going on.
Their food came and they ate for a little while in silence. Lucifer was trying to find the right moment to bring out the ring. "Adam, you know I love you right?"
"Oh my god, what did you do?"
"What? Nothing! Nothing. I just wanted to tell you how much I love and care about you. If you felt want and longing the way I did — the way I still do — I promise you’d be driven fucking mad. I have loved you since the moment I laid eyes on you in the garden and I've always had one regret in life." Lucifer reached into his pocket and pulled out the ring box. "I should have done this a long time ago, like I promised I would. Adam, will you become my Queen and marry me?" He opened the ring box to show him the ring inside.
Adam looked wide eyed and surprised. He really hasn't been expecting this to happen. He looked between the ring and Lucifer's hopeful face and swore he fucking melted. "Fuck yes." He put his hand out and Lucifer placed the ring in Adams ring finger.
Lucifer kissed the back of Adam's hand and gazed up at his fiance.
It only took him ten thousand years.
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Let's go in the garden
You'll find something waiting
Right there where you left it
Lying upside down
When you finally find it
You'll see how it's faded
The underside is lighter
When you turn it around
Everything stays
Right where you left it
Everything stays
But it still changes
Ever so slightly
Daily and nightly
In little ways
When everything stays
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