Late 20s. Long Island girlie. Hockey man brain rot. Gemini. NYI fan (suffering)
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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
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↳ MAT BARZAL PREGAME | NYI v. CAR (ROUND 1) | 4.27.24
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Gg my dude I’m gonna go sob over the loss 😂
As for the next game you know the deal
May the odds be never in your favor 🤍
can’t get rid of cockroaches that easy! when the storm dies, the cockroaches will be the last ones standing 💁🏼♀️
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↳ MAT BARZAL AT INTERMISSION | NYI v. CAR (ROUND 1) | 4.27.24
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hey
would you ever write for auston matthews?
hi! sorry, but i wouldn’t 😅 i’m not a toronto fan and while i can appreciate his talent, i don’t really find him attractive 🤷🏼♀️
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https://www.tumblr.com/thewintersoldierdisaster/748786165139849216/youre-a-fucking-bitch-whenever-anyone-has-a?source=share
Why don't you block this miserable hater anon so they won't be able to bother you so much anymore? 🥺
i honestly need to, i should charge my laptop and just do it, but i’m also like so curious as to who hates me this much (low key hoping they’ll slip up and forget to turn on anon 😂)
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Why are you getting so much hate wtf 😭 you've literally done or said nothing to warrant all that!?
no ideaaaa 😭 i must’ve like killed that anon’s puppy in a past life or something?? like genuinely, me expressing a fairly realistic scenario for the islanders considering the way their season has gone is apparently me disagreeing with opinions and not accepting feedback? it’s literally so stupid! to send anon hate on tumblr in 2024? pls
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you're a fucking bitch whenever anyone has a different opinion than you and you can't accept any feedback that isn't kissing your ass ☠️
oh my godddd go away!!!! this schtick is getting so old and stupiddddd
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Gg lovey the end was the LONGEST 4mins of my life as always
May the odds be never in your favor 🤍🤍🤍
The first one was literally me at the end of the game 😂
yeahhhh glad you were only stressed for four minutes this series has taken years off my life 😅
#asked and answered#mandylove1000#again avs to win it all or a west coast team#don’t want to see any of the east coast teams get the cup sorry not sorry
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you're the most delusional hockey fan ever
you’ve met all hockey fans ever and i’m the most delusional? i’m honored
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https://www.tumblr.com/thewintersoldierdisaster/748785365137096704/knowing-the-fucking-islanders-theyre-gonna-pull
I’m glad someone said it- because the Islanders thing it up and still losing is possibly the most Islanders thing they could do
this is literally what’s going to happen, that’s would be so fucking representative of how the entire season has gone 🥲
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knowing the fucking islanders they’re gonna pull off a win in a matinee game which they historically lose, somehow tie this shit and then lose in seven ☠️
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i made over a dozen bracelets last night but i feel much better today so there’s that 😅
having an absolutely heinous mental health day so i’m gonna go home and just make friendship bracelets and dissociate for a couple of hours ☠️
#personal#also plotted out a very very very self indulgent fic that i’m going to be writing for my upcoming birthday (june)
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POST-PRACTICE: Barzal | April 24, 2024
#god he’s a WHORE#and i’m a simp#need them to go to round two so i get to keep seeing the beard grow#mat barzal
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having an absolutely heinous mental health day so i’m gonna go home and just make friendship bracelets and dissociate for a couple of hours ☠️
#personal#save me $13 amazon bead set#actually it’s super cathartic i’ve made more than a dozen bracelets for me my sister and my cousin over the span of like two hours lol
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How did you feel in the last 3mins of the game💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
May the odds be never in islanders favor.
(Again sent with to much peace and love)
(Im manifesting this win for the canes and hopefully the canucks cause I would love that to be a final match up)
not feeling very peaceful or loving but they’re just down and not out
series is only over when you lose four and i still believe in this team
(and if it’s not my boys, i’m rooting for the avs so zach parise gets a cup 😌)
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mat barzal who randomly speaks in french to you because he knows you find it irresistible. will occasionally attempt dirty talk in french, but messes up so badly you both just end up giggling through sex
#mat barzal#mat barzal x reader#mat barzal headcanon#another headcanon to keep a little eye on bc i’m obsessed with it
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