Have I been away long? Why yes! Yes I have!

But I come bearing a peace offering: 🧁

Oh also a Discord Server link to keep up to date with Fanfictions and Artwork for multiple fandoms.

Love the sneakiness of Vex saying Percy will just have to deal with them going ahead with the resurrection only for it to be revealed that while they were astral projecting she’d clearly told Percy what was going on, got her legendary weapon she won from an archfey, and set up soldiers around and within the house in case Delilah came back. She so easily played into the Hell’s perception of the two of them, like she genuinely did want to help them and do what she could to rectify Laudna’s death and Percy genuinely was more cautious and less willing to do anything that could potentially risk bringing Delilah back, but she also knew that’s all BH’s had seen of the two of them and they don’t know how they operate, don’t know how much she also hates Delilah Briarwood, or the trust she and Percy have in each other, how good they are at balancing off each other, and she was absolutely going to use that to her advantage in case Delilah did come back.

Intense battle happening < Trinket, Pike and Kiki stickers!

“Accurate representation of what it is like to be a Raven on the windowsill of Whitestone Castle.”

- Vax

Not a day passes by without us missing this chaotic mess of a human man.

You all know who we are looking at. You all know who it is.

[New Bidder: Ipkesh of the Nine Hells]

~ Current Bud: 80 Platinum, 5 Aasimar Slaves, 2 Kraken Eggs, a Vestige of Divergence (Agony) ~

Percy: “Does someone want to tell me why my soul is up for sale on EBay?”

Scanlan: *feigns innocence*.

Vex: “...For how much?”

Percy: “Highest bid so far is 50 Platinum, 2 Imp Slaves, 5 Infant Souls and a sentient dagger.”

Keyleth: “Hey, that’s not bad.”

Vax: “I mean, I’d sell it for the dagger.”

Percy: “It says, in the product description, that’s it’s pre-owned and has slight damage around the edges.”

Vex: “New bid: 80 Platinum, 5 Slaves, 10 Infant Souls, a barrel of Ancient Red Dragon Blood and Goristro Essence.”

Scanlan: “We are going to be so rich!”

Grog: “Can I have a go?”

Pike: “...Orthax has bid 59 times...”

Percy being uncharacteristically cute #2

If Vox Machina had roles like Bell’s Hells have roles:

Vex’ahlia - The Team’s Treasurer, Keeper of Perishable Inventory, Tracker, Sharp-shooter, Pelor Ambassador and part-time Leader

Vax’ildan - The Team’s Scout, Recon Officer, Lockpicker, B&E Expert, Trap Expert, Raven Queen Ambassador and Criminal Informant

Keyleth - The Team’s Nature Expert and Handler, Transportation Officer, Field Medic, Stat Booster and Head of Powerful Alliance (Ashari)

Percival - The Team’s Chief Engineer, Strategist, Sharp-shooter, Head of Powerful Alliance (Whitestone), Dodgy Deal-Maker, part-time Lawyer and Spokesperson

Grog - The Team’s Security Officer, Keeper of Non-Perishable Inventory, Defence Expert, Head Flower Girl (aka Captain of the Dust of Tracelessness), Heavy Weapons Expert and Ally Inspector

Pike - The Team’s Chief Healer, Sarenrae Ambassador, Morale Officer, Stat Booster, Therapist, Heavy Weapons Expert, part-time Grog Wrangler and Advisor

Scanlan - The Team’s Inspiration Supplier, Field Medic, Grog Wrangler, Head of Accommodations, Ioun Ambassador, part-time Spokesperson, Strategist and Leader.

Trinket - Mascot and Chief of Belly Rubs and Good Boy Head Pats.

Bonus:

Taryon - Part-Time Member and General All-Round Assistant

Vox Machina have one of the most secure banks in all of Tal’Dorei.

“Who is who in this conversation?”

Vex & Percy: “…Yes.”

PERCY AND VEX

“And he sort-of forgave... but he never forgot.”

Ah, early day Vaxleth….

“And coughing…”

It’s because you can actually hear those Steampunk gears grinding in pure hatred…

Any mention of the Briarwoods has to be accompanied with a glance in Taliesin’s direction, even for just a split second.

I love it.

In the celebration of Vox Machina’s rise to animation:

The Dawnfather.

Bonus:

Fun Fact: Percy squeaks when he gets nervous.