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theunitysystem · 5 years
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Everything about the current state of trans healthcare (at least in my area) is such fucking bullshit. The need for a diagnosis of gender dysporia is honestly the biggest fucking roadblock for so many people. I shouldn’t have to tell some fucking cis doctor my life story just for even a CHANCE to transition. Hell, even after doing that, even though I know I’m dysphoric as hell, they could still very well say they don’t believe me and send me out the door. It could take literal years for me to ever even get on testosterone (which is my main transition goal as it stands aside from my legal name change) and quite frankly, I don’t have the mental stability to fucking wait years through telling various doctors my life story and trying to convince them that I’m really actually trans™ just for them to basically say “sorry, we don’t believe you”. I’m so fucking angry right now I hate this shit.
Transmeds don’t fucking touch this post, it’s not for you.
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Toby Fox is living his best life
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last night she told me she did indeed consider me a friend and when I say I actively ugly cried for a solid 15 minutes I mEAN IT
okay google how do I tell someone new that I’m genuinely enjoying talking to them without accidentally blurting out that because I haven’t made a genuine in-person friend since grade school, my brain is doing this weird thing where I blush and internally key smash as if I have feelings for them even though I know I don’t and I’m just super overwhelmed at the fact that someone is genuinely being nice to me???
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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oh wow, me, almost crying at the thought of having someone in person to talk to and like occasionally hug and just generally enjoy the platonic company of??? yeah this is happening fuckin hello emotions 
okay google how do I tell someone new that I’m genuinely enjoying talking to them without accidentally blurting out that because I haven’t made a genuine in-person friend since grade school, my brain is doing this weird thing where I blush and internally key smash as if I have feelings for them even though I know I don’t and I’m just super overwhelmed at the fact that someone is genuinely being nice to me???
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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okay google how do I tell someone new that I’m genuinely enjoying talking to them without accidentally blurting out that because I haven’t made a genuine in-person friend since grade school, my brain is doing this weird thing where I blush and internally key smash as if I have feelings for them even though I know I don’t and I’m just super overwhelmed at the fact that someone is genuinely being nice to me???
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I can’t stop laughing at this
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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y’all please help our friend out!! his art is amazing and he’s a lovely person!!!
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So events have been had, and my laptop has sustained unfixable damage! Half the keyboard doesn’t work, and the screen is on the fritz! I can only just draw, so I’m opening up Pay What You Want Commissions! Whatever you want, for whatever price, I’ll draw it as best I can! I’ll also be opening up my Ko-Fi! All funds will go towards a new laptop!
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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Idk if this is a hot take or not but adult comedies need to stop including underaged actors and really need to stop having stories that revolve around underaged characters having sex.
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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no of fents but cyberpunk is really a genre that can’t actually be Understood by white cishet able-bodied men
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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things my boyfriend has done
- urgently marched into A&E and said ‘we’re having knee pain!!’ to the confused receptionist. i had to explain that it was only my knee and that he was just worried
- when asked to tag me in a meme of ‘what water are you?’, said ‘you are the ocean: home to all friends’
- loved ‘filthy gorgeous’ and, rather than learning the words, learned ‘all three parts in the song where they ring a triangle’
- after we had an argument about him not ‘getting’ my ADHD, i caught him halfway through a three hour playlist of lectures on ADHD, with a pen in hand, taking notes
- he suffered a TBI last summer and he did not like the orienting questions they ask (’what year is it? what day is it?’ etc). when asked ‘do you know where you are?’, he cracked one eye open and angrily said ‘in bed!’
- he played knack 2 and hated it. when i asked why he was still playing it, he said ‘so i never have to play it again’. he got every achievement and as soon as he got the last one he stood up, ejected the disc and returned it to the store
- lately he’s given up on making lunch so he just drinks huel which is a meal replacement shake, except huel is kind of boring so he sometimes puts nesquick strawberry powder in there
- my favourite drink is pepsi max. when asked about his dreams for the future, they often involve ‘being rich enough to find a way to pump pepsi max directly into our house’
- one time in our first year of dating i hadn’t seen him in weeks, whereas we normally saw each other all day every day, so i was gonna go stay with him for a couple days. he had a temporary job (i’m talking 2 weeks total) at the time and i was bummed that i was gonna be alone at his for a bit, but w/e. he was texting me like ‘work is going okay, in the line for the canteen right now’ while i got on the bus. i found the key where he said it was, i found a note on the table like ‘hi love! the wifi code is [password], I’ll be back at 5!’, and then I went into the lounge and he was there. he was lying on a fold-out bed with Marvin Gaye playing. the TV was on a powerpoint slide that said ‘Welcome, Jess. I quit my job.’ he was entirely naked except for a cushion with the letter ‘D’ over his crotch. im 95% sure there were candles
- we play the game Rimworld, where you micromanage a colony of people on an alien planet. he uses it entirely to simulate a peaceful colony, mostly of women, who have a large number of animals they care for and train. one time he got this random event where all the women in the colony got a psychic mood boost and he was like ‘honestly that’s my life goal’
- when he was in hospital and his cognitive functions were slowly coming back, he looked up from twitter with horror and said ‘jess… is the american president a racist?’
- we were playing Articulate, which is a game where you have to describe a word without saying the word itself. His partner said ‘when you’re beginning sex, you are…’. he, without a second of hesitation, yelled ‘FOREPLAY’. the answer was actually ‘initiating’, but my ego grew like fourteen times
- one time he asked me what guacamole was, and i told him, and he said ‘if it’s made up of things that already have names why does it have a different name?’ i have not let him live this down yet
- i used to have an eating disorder, and whilst i’m good 99.9% of the time now i occasionally do have wobbles. one time i’d eaten some mini-donuts and i told him ‘i kind of want to check the calories on those…’, so he immediately pulled the label off and ate it
- i lost him for like twenty minutes at a uni event, and when i found him he presented me with a pepsi max badge and said ‘i rode this mechanical bull to try and win you a year’s supply but i fell off pretty quickly. sorry.’
- we won the ‘best couple’ award in our year at uni, but neither of us were there to collect it because i was ill and he left halfway through to come home and take care of me
- one time he wasn’t paying attention while making lunch and he cracked an egg directly into the bin. the look of confusion on his face was priceless.
- on the rare occasions when i wake up before him, when i kiss him/ touch him he makes these little like… activation sounds? you know like when you touch a cat? it’s like those
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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we’re watching the new season of queer eye and my dad is actually crying over the ep with the trans dude, like he’s talking about his top surgery and my dad is in tears going “when you sculpt marble the sculpture is already inside, you’re just getting rid of what isn’t part of it! he’s just getting rid of what isn’t part of him!”
so from my oldass 70 year old dad to all my trans followers, y'all are marble sculptures and you’re perfect
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this is lowkey specific as hell but the only thing I can do to cope with this shit is make memes
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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ah! thank you for the ideas! I really appreciate it!
okay so like, you know that post that I made yesterday about leaving a deity on read for literal years? That deity was Dionysus, and the one thing that I left out of that post was that he hardcore claimed me, and now, because I feel big stupid for not noticing ANY of the signs he was sending me to get my attention for years, I’d like to do something nice for him as like, a bit of an apology? even though I know it’s not really a thing I need to do cause he’s probably like “It’s fine, just pay attention from now on”? Since he’s very heavily associated with theater/performances, I was thinking of writing a few poems/a short story dedicated to him, but I would also like to leave out offerings. The point of this post is to ask if there are any fairly inexpensive non-food offerings that I can leave for him? every time I look up offerings for dionysus, the only thing that comes up are food items and wine, and I can’t really afford to offer either of those things. Please help
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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okay so like, you know that post that I made yesterday about leaving a deity on read for literal years? That deity was Dionysus, and the one thing that I left out of that post was that he hardcore claimed me, and now, because I feel big stupid for not noticing ANY of the signs he was sending me to get my attention for years, I’d like to do something nice for him as like, a bit of an apology? even though I know it’s not really a thing I need to do cause he’s probably like “It’s fine, just pay attention from now on”? Since he’s very heavily associated with theater/performances, I was thinking of writing a few poems/a short story dedicated to him, but I would also like to leave out offerings. The point of this post is to ask if there are any fairly inexpensive non-food offerings that I can leave for him? every time I look up offerings for dionysus, the only thing that comes up are food items and wine, and I can’t really afford to offer either of those things. Please help
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theunitysystem · 5 years
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y’all ever basically accidentally leave a deity on read for literal years because you didn’t know the animals and objects you’ve obsessed over for years were associated with them? 
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