these-hemingways
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Now we’re reading All the Pretty Horses in AP
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Gravity’s Rainbow (Thomas Pynchon)
Drink any time the racism and misogyny are just too much to handle.
(Experts only.)
#gravity's rainbow#thomas pynchon#pynchon#postmoderism#postmodern lit#daily hemingway#Tequila Mockingbird#racism#misogyny#someone shoot me in the leg so I don't have to keep reading this dumbass book
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Gravity’s Rainbow (Thomas Pynchon)
Drink any time there’s Anime Boob Physics, only in prose.
#gravity's rainbow#thomas pynchon#boobs#postmodernism#postmodern lit#lit memes#lit#classic literature#drinking games#daily hemingway#tequila mockingbird
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Gravity’s Rainbow (Thomas Pynchon)
Any time there’s an entire page without a paragraph break, finish your drink. (One continuous page max! Don’t be stupid!)
#gravity's rainbow#thomas pynchon#fuck me i hate this book#postmodernism#pynchon#lit#lit memes#daily hemingway#hemingway#Tequila Mockingbird#racist bullshit#drinking games
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Middlemarch (George Eliot)
Drink every time the narrator mentions:
Dorothea’s simple attire
Celia’s “staccato tones”
Rosamond’s hands
Rosamond’s neck (extra sip if compared to bird)
Will’s curly hair
#middlemarch#george eliot#literature#classic literature#classic lit memes#hemingway#Tequila Mockingbird#daily hemingway#dorothea brooke#will ladislaw#rosamond vincy#mary ann evans#lit
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Middlemarch (George Eliot)
Drink every time Mr Brooke:
finishes a sentence with “you know,” “and that sort of thing,” or “up to a certain point”
name-drops
is wrong
#middlemarch#george eliot#i fucking love this book#drinking game#daily hemingway#Tequila Mockingbird#hemingway#literature#classic literature#classic lit memes#victorian lit#women writers#tolstoy WISHES he had written this book
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To the Lighthouse (Virginia Woolf)
Drink every time masculinity so fragile
#to the lighthouse#virginia woolf#masculinity so fragile#classic lit memes#daily hemingway#modernist lit#women writers
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To the Lighthouse (Virginia Woolf)
Drink every time a character submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known.
#virginia woolf#woolf#to the lighthouse#modernism#modernist lit#classic lit#classic lit memes#literature#drinking games#hemingway#daily hemingway#tequila mockingbird#the mortifying ordeal of being known
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To The Lighthouse (Virginia Woolf)
Drink every time the narrator reminds you that Mrs. Ramsay is (still) doing a domestic task.
#virginia woolf#woolf#to the lighthouse#literature#modern literature#modernists#classic lit memes#lit memes#classic lit#women writers#tequila mockingbird#daily hemingway
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O Pioneers! (Willa Cather)
Any time Cather characterizes stolen Indigenous land as a barren blank slate that white European settlers were destined to nurture into commercially viable property, finish your drink.
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O Pioneers! (Willa Cather)
Drink every time Alexandra is gay for The Land.
#o pioneers#willa cather#american lit#classic lit memes#daily hemingway#drinking games#tequila mockingbird
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O Pioneers! (Willa Cather)
Take a shot every time a heterosexual character meets a tragic end.
#i love this lesbian#o pioneers#willa cather#literature#american literature#dead lesbian syndrome meets its match#daily hemingway#drinking games#classic lit memes#tequila mockingbird
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All the Pretty Horses (Cormac McCarthy)
Any time Rawlins tells John Grady not to do the thing and John Grady does it anyway, finish your drink.
#literature#classic lit memes#classic literature#american lit#american literature#cormac mccarthy#all the pretty horses#western#john grady#yeehaw#hemingway#drinking game#daily hemingway
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All the Pretty Horses (Cormac McCarthy)
Drink any time you have to re-read a section of dialogue to figure out who the fuck said what.
#PROPER NOUNS YO#HAVE YOU TRIED THEM#cormac mccarthy#yaint special#all the pretty horses#literature#classic lit memes#american literature#69#nice#drinking game#drinking#am reading#am drinking#hemingway#daily hemingway
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All the Pretty Horses (Cormac McCarthy)
Whenever John Grady gets on a horse and becomes One With the Landscape, finish your drink.
#literature#classic lit memes#cormac mccarthy#all the pretty horses#american lit#hemingway#daily hemingway#the border trilogy#get lit
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Madame Bovary
Drink every time M. Homais mansplains something.
#madame bovary#flaubert#gustave flaubert#french literature#french lit#classic lit memes#classic literature#drinking games#drinking#hemingway#daily hemingway#tequila mockingbird
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baby’s in grad school and reading tons of books again so guess who’s back
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