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Kwazii X Reader
Cucumbers
Y/Ns POV
"I have the best idea ever Dashi!" I told dashi excitedly "What is it Y/n?" She asks curious. "So you know those videos of cats being scared of cucumbers!" "Yeahh?" "Why dont we try it on kwaz!" "Hmm... YES OFC, LEMME GET MY CAMERA!" Dashi laughs as she runs to grab the camera. "Now I gotta get the cucumber" I say rushing into the kitchen. "Tunip you got any cucumbers?" I ask "Yep!" He chirps "Could I have one?" He nods handing me a cucumber. But him being curious on what im gonna do, he follows me.
5 minutes later
"Yo Dash you got the camera?" "Yep! Cucumber?" "Mhm!" "Lets get the show started" I smirk at the recording camera while putting the cucumber near kwazii. "Yo kwaz!" "Yes doll?" "Look down behind you" He looks at me confused then looks down as do everyone else in HQ "YAOW!" He shouts jumping and hanging onto the monitor for dear life.
"BAHAHAHAHHA" I burst into laughter rolling on the floor as barnacles, peso, shellington, dashi, and tweak burst into a fit of laughter. I then get up and look at kwazii who was about to fal- and he crashed on the floor..
"you good kwaz?" I ask helping him up "NO."
The end
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Tunip x Reader PLATONIC BTW
Baking Fun!
Y/Ns POV
"Im glad I can understand what your saying tunip, Or else baking these cookies would be hard" I said looking at tunip. He chirped and went to grab the chocolate chi- "oh no" tunip whined as he spilled the chocolate. "Its okay tunip we can clean this up easily! Lemme go get grouber" "Grouber! I have a snack job for youu!" I said in a singsong voice.
"Snack? Yum Yum!" Grouber said running towards me and tunip "can you clean up the choco chips from the table" "Ok!" He chirps sucking up the choco chips like a vaccum.
"Thanks grouber" I gave him a thumbs up "Lets redo this Tunip!" And then we continued to bake the cookies.
BoNus!
"These cookies are really.. salty. Matey" Kwazii said his face scrunching up "Yeah whats in these?" Captain barnacles asked "I think we used the salt instead of sugar.." Tunip looked at us then passed out
The endd
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Male Octonauts x Reader Jealousy/if you were flirted with Headcannons.
Captain Barnacles馃惢馃殺
It does not go well for the person hes jealous/angry at
He would act so calm then would snap lol
One time he let out a bear roar bc of how mad he was lmao (you never let him live it down)
And he slapped that bitch HARD.
Kwazii 馃А馃惐
Hes like "Sorry mate, This pretty dolly is mine"
He would act so cool infront of you and said person
If he doesnt like them he will STATE IT OUT LOUD.
He is a bit worried youll leave him but ofc you wouldnt hes a pirate for goodness sake
Shellington 馃惢馃悮
More clingy.
Instead from flipping that person off he will start saying animal facts during the chat and bore the other person away or take you back to your shared room.
He also slapped the said person (we will never know why)
Peso 馃惂鉂勶笍
Nah this baby aint gonna do nothin
Just gonna be calm-
SNAP HE BREAKS. Like honey send help hes bout to KILL that bich
He got so angry lmao like calm downn
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