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theodoresgf · 6 hours
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i hate it here - taylor swift
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theodoresgf · 3 days
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meeee
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theodoresgf · 3 days
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ttpd is for the people who get it. if you think the lyrics are bad, you don’t get it. if you think the sound is repetitive, you don’t get it. if you think it’s “too depressing”, you don’t fucking get it. me and everyone else who does get it will take it from here, you can go now!
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theodoresgf · 3 days
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reading fics from his pov is not enough, i need to physically crawl inside regulus black's head
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theodoresgf · 3 days
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no one can convince me taylor doesn't know who the marauders are. the black dog? the albatross? PETER? ttpd? sick and twisted. and i love her.
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theodoresgf · 3 days
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when the album is so good you sit and stare at the wall for 2 hours (this is the album)
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theodoresgf · 1 month
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JAMES POTTER’S BIRTHDAY!!!!
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happy st patrick’s day to my favorite irishmen ୨ৎ
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theodoresgf · 2 months
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marauders fans will gladly read a fanfiction that's 500,000 words long but refuse to do their school reading (im marauders' fans)
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theodoresgf · 2 months
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girls will read marauders fanfiction first thing in the morning like damn babe did you even try to be happy today
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theodoresgf · 3 months
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hearing songs on my james potter playlist in public is always so jarring… like what do you mean this song isn’t written just for him???
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theodoresgf · 3 months
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tumblr writers make shakespeare quake in his grave
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theodoresgf · 3 months
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oh my god this is the sweetest thing EVER
— pickup lines
james potter x reader ★ 900 words
With Valentine's Day coming up, James knew that this was the time to shoot his shot with you, the beautiful witch who sat in front of him in Transfiguration class, and his crush for the past three years. He had stayed up late last night with Sirius thinking of pickup lines to gain your affection, the little red journal in his hands full of their best ones.
He walked through the halls to find you, eager to try out his first line on you. Luckily, you were sitting alone on a bench in the courtyard, sitting crisscrossed with a book in your lap. He took a deep breath and walked- no, strut past you, making sure his steps were loud enough for you to look up and notice him.
"Oh, hey James." You marked your place in the book with a leaf and smiled up at him. He hopes you don't notice the hearts in his eyes when he looks back at you.
"Y/N! Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk away? No! Wait, I'm going to come back, just pretend you didn't see me yet!" James hurried around the corner, groaning quietly in embarrassment.
You let out a confused laugh, holding back a grin as James walked past you again, turning towards you with a confident smile.
"Hi there, do you believe in love at first sight or should-"
"James, James!" Peter ran up to his friend, waving a chocolate frog card in his face. "I finally got Godric Gryffindor, I got all the founders before you, you owe me five galleons! Oh, hi Y/N."
James dropped his head, his ears burning red. Of course, of course Peter would run in right at this moment. James Potter can mess up a pickup line once, fine, no problem. But twice? What would Fleamont say, shaming the Potter name like this. Sure, he only spent hours planning out what he wanted to say to you today, but he spent years trying to just gain the confidence to to ask you out. He may be a lovesick fool, but he's no quitter.
"Sorry about that Y/N, anyways- wait, where'd she go?" When James had raised his head to apologize and try again, he only found Peter munching on his chocolate, admiring his Godric Gryffindor card.
"She left for class, you were too busy feeling shame then giving yourself an internal pep talk to notice. Don't worry, she said bye to you before walking away, that's got to mean something, right?"
James's shoulders dropped, a disappointed pout on his face. He shook his head and marched back to his dorm, already preparing for his next idea.
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"No, I'm not using 'I'm Sirius-ly into you'."
"Well I think any smart girl would fall for that." Sirius muttered, flying circles around the stressed Chaser.
James rolled his eyes, stretching his arms above his head as they got ready for their match against Slytherin.
"Good luck today Potter, Black."
James immediately perked up, seeing you walk past them on the way to the stands. He jogged over to catch up to you, taking a breath before delivery his next line.
"Y/N, I may not a Seeker, Chaser, or Beater, but I'm a Keeper."
He held out his arms, fingers waggling as he smiled, awaiting your reaction.
"Did you change positions? I thought you were a Chaser." You tilted your head, brows furrowing in confusion.
His hands slowly fell to his side, his smile turning into a grimace.
"I-I am! A Chaser.. but.." He sighed, pulling his lips into a tight smile, shaking head and laughing. "Nevermind, sorry. I've got to get ready, enjoy the game, love."
He walked back to a sympathetic Sirius, blaming the wind on his watery eyes.
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"Remember the incantation, 'Evanesco'. Take turns with your partner, you may begin."
Finally, Transfiguration class. James had a good line this time, and he had made sure to sit next to Y/N so they'd be partners. He leaned against the desk, turning his body towards her as he smirked.
"You're really good at spell casting. Did you just use the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?"
"Mr. Potter, may I remind you that this is Transfiguration, not Charms class. Miss Y/N might appreciate your attempts to gain her affection if you at least stayed on theme."
Professor McGonagall's mouth turned up slightly as she tapped her wand on James' desk, holding back a grin as she left him speechless, walking away. Sirius' and Peter's cackles could be heard over everyone else's hollers from the back of the class as they subtly high fived their Minnie.
"Gain my affection?" You turned to James, his face red as he looked at you with wide eyes.
"I uh.. I've been trying to ask you to be my valentine.." He mumbled, embarrassed that McGonagall had outed him like that in front of the class.
"Your valentine? Merlin, James, why didn't you just ask me? I've been waiting for you to ask me!" You laughed, nudging him with your elbow.
James didn't think his jaw could drop that low. No way you just said that. He quickly collected himself and grabbed your hands, bringing them up to his chest.
"Please, be my valentine?"
"Of course James, I can't believe you didn't notice that I'm Sirius-ly into you."
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theodoresgf · 3 months
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bought the first acotar book today, im so excited \(^▽^)/ i usually never dabble in fantasy so im intrigued to see if i enjoy it
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theodoresgf · 3 months
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atyd!! update!!
chapter 62!!!!!! david bowie is my most listened to artist right now and i think that says enough.
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theodoresgf · 3 months
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i glance at my tumblr mutual reblogging from me again.. blushes and looks away..... my trasured mutual, you mysterious and charming being.....what are we? i hope... maybe someday, we could be something more... something like..discord friends
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