give me an Eris novella or give me death!!!

IM GOING INSANE

are the asteri the gods of tog? aelin opens a “portal into a hell-realm” in the gods world. is this when the asteri tried to tame and rule hell? i… has this been talked about? am i a conspiracy theorist? an idiot maybe?

also mala gives aelin a drop of light, a kernel of white hot power. that sounds an awful lot like a soul.

not to mention the asteri are just a bunch of selfish assholes. nothing godly or righteous about them.

there’s also the fact that there are other gods in tog like in the southern continent. they have different gods that seem to be more along the lines of what you would think of as a “god”. the 12 gods are just trapped.

the entire time i thought that the valg were the asteri, jumping through worlds and evil, but they’re not the only ones who jump worlds.

but if rhys resembles meave.. a valg.. then what? i have so many thoughts and they all lead to confusion including the fact that RHYS SAVES AELIN? this goes into a whole other can of worms with the theories on time vs reality and make everything like 1000x more confusing.

Rowan punched Aelin.

Rhysand twisted Feyres broken arm to force her into a bargain.

Cassian repeatedly overstepped boundaries of Nestas.

And y’all have the nerve and audacity to complain about Lucien? Get serious.

I have like 20ish chapters left of KOA and I am way too afraid to finish it. I have never loved a series more and if I don't finish it, then it never ends in my head :) No one dies, no one has the saddest possible thing happen to them, everyone just lives happily ever after

i love SJM but the feet thing needs to be talked about like…

RIP Rhysand you would’ve loved mens wearhouse

RIP Cassian you would’ve loved gymshark

RIP Azriel you would’ve HATED social media

RIP Feyre you would’ve loved Bob Ross tutorials

RIP Nesta you would’ve loved Call Her Daddy

RIP Elain you would’ve loved Great British Baking Show

RIP Mor you would’ve loved drive through liquor stores

RIP Amren you would’ve loved Charming Charlie’s

RIP Lucien you would’ve loved We Can’t Be Friends (Wait For Your Love) -Ariana Grande

RIP Tamlin you would’ve loved alpha male podcasts

RIP Helion you would’ve loved Tinder

i always love the SJM men that seem to get the most hate. i’ll just be reading through and kicking my feet thinking that everyone else sees them the way i do so let me just give some opinions…

Lucien is HOT. i said it. in ACOTAR he is so funny and flirty and a fun character and as the series progresses i find him even more hot. I don’t want him to end up with elain CAUSE I WANT HIM FOR MYSELF!!!

CHAOL IS HOT AND FUN AND CHARMING! i thought that him and celaena didn’t work together but man was i swooning every god damn time he was on the page. and yes i’ll admit his brooding and self hatred got a little… old. but. he made up for it entirely in TOD and maybe it was Yrene doing the heavy lifting in making me think Chaol was hot but.. she did her job.

Eris is hot. i wanna know more about him because the picture that is being painted of him doesn’t make sense to me… that’s all i’m saying on that.

Tharion is hot and is SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME. i’m sorry but the hate he and Ithan received was unwarranted in my dumb stupid opinion. “thEy ShARe OnE BrAIn cElL aNd NeiTHeR Of TheM HaVE iT” ok and? the ENTIRE frat pack shares one brain cell. i think that makes them big dumb himbos. its not for everyone but i find it cute ok? shoot me. ANYWAYS… back to Tharion. this water himbo agreed to MARRY a fish princess cause he couldn’t keep it in his pants.. that’s funny. he actively flirts and makes moves on Bryce in front of Hunt… that’s funny. HE MARRIED HIS FRIEND’S LITTLE SISTER… like cmon that’s funny. yes i wanted to slap him half of HOFAS because he was making the stupidest decisions, but at the end of the day that’s just what a himbo does right?

on to Ithan who i mentioned earlier. yes the sunball was cringe… but have you ever MET a football/baseball/basketball player? like come on he’s a perfect stupid idiot little jock. AND AGAIN A HIMBO. and he wants to do good but he’s young and stupid. it’s like if I as in ME as in MYSELF tried to change the government… bro is just in there kinda fucking everything up but at least he’s trying. also.. i always saw him as like a little brother figure in the books. like he genuinely reminds me of my friends little brother.. which Ithan literally IS Connor’s little brother. so maybe that’s why he gets under so many people’s skin.

(i love every sjm character and i’ll die on this stupid hill)

i’ve said it once i’ll say it till my lungs bleed

JUSTICE FOR KALTAIN ROMPIER

Lidia Cervos…

the Hind… like the Lord of the North… a stag…

HOW DID I NOT MAKE THE CONNECTION SOONER?! god i am an idiot

it’s official… i have started the tharion ketos fan club and i am the sole member.

i am open to applications

not to be controversial but… Bryce was pissing me of in hofas. i still love her but she somehow found a way to find my last nerve and tap dance on it

These have ben sitting in my files for forever. I’ll finish them one day… maybe.

“Four blinks for I am here, I am with you.”

*sobs*

aelin and fenrys’s friendship >>> (no i’m not crying you are)

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