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THEY WILL DIE FROM HUNGER AND FEVER.
THEY WILL DIE FROM TERRIBLE DISEASES.
I WILL SEND WILD ANIMALS TO ATTACK THEM.
AND POISONOUS SNAKES TO BITE THEM.
Deuteronomy 32:24
- Father Winston
Ao3 is down. Now I have to talk to Brother Franklin.
~Sister Cecelia
James 1:12 – Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.
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Ao3 is down. Now I have to talk to Brother Franklin.
~Sister Cecelia
James 1:12 – Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.
#franklin#winston#brotherfranklin#cecelia#sistercecelia#fatherwinston#ao3#ao3feed#ao3 fanfic#ao3fic#christianity#god
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This is false we do not get along.
~Sister Cecelia
"So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the
Law and the Prophets.'
MATTHEW 7:12
brother franklin do you like lesbians ? :3
Though the church would disapprove I very much enjoy their friendly energy, I would say me and lesbians get along wonderfully.
~Brother Franklin
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brother franklin do you like lesbians ? :3
Though the church would disapprove I very much enjoy their friendly energy, I would say me and lesbians get along wonderfully.
~Brother Franklin
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YOU SEE?!?
The others in the church are always hounding me, poor brother Franklin, I’m just a guy…
~Brother Franklin
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How dare you accuse me of this, I’m just a girl :///
~Sister Cecelia
Proverbs 14:1 – Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
The others in the church are always hounding me, poor brother Franklin, I’m just a guy…
~Brother Franklin
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Disgusting little CRETIN.
-Father Winston
The others in the church are always hounding me, poor brother Franklin, I’m just a guy…
~Brother Franklin
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The others in the church are always hounding me, poor brother Franklin, I’m just a guy…
~Brother Franklin
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Now he’s definitely made in gods image
~Brother Franklin
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I do not speak to women. Hope this helps.
1 Timothy 2:12
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet."
-Father Winston
Brother Franklin I support you and your…appreciation…of men
All men should be appreciated as they are made in gods image
~Brother Franklin
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Is this why you and Father Winston spend a lot of time together in confessional? He never offers that to me when I talk about my appreciation.
~Sister Cecelia
Brother Franklin I support you and your…appreciation…of men
All men should be appreciated as they are made in gods image
~Brother Franklin
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Brother Franklin I support you and your…appreciation…of men
All men should be appreciated as they are made in gods image
~Brother Franklin
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Father do you hate me now? :C
GOSH has anyone else seen that Tom Ellis fella' ZOO WEE MAMA
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SHUT. UP.
-Father Winston
GOSH has anyone else seen that Tom Ellis fella' ZOO WEE MAMA
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GOSH has anyone else seen that Tom Ellis fella' ZOO WEE MAMA
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Brother Franklin how do you know what klance is hmm 🤨🤨
UHM...,, my dear child I personally have not stated my knowledge of this 'klance', but if I were to know what such a thing was then it would have probably been through this website we all share on the church computer, I surely would not be able to research such a topic in such an open space where the Father and Sister Cecelia were able to see ,unless it was during the night with Brother Sam...
~much love Brother Franklin
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I’m gonna be true, my friend, you will, unfortunate (for you) as may be, likely to receive 40 for this.
-Sister Cecelia
Brother Sam yet again tempts me with his devilish ways, oh if I could refuse such a beauty with blond locks, and oceanic eyes, refusing would surely save me punishment from the Father, but again refusing would be a punishment on itself.
I must yet again make it to the confession booth where Father will surely punish me yet again or order another such 20 lashings.
~Brother Franklin
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