as people almost twice my age feel the need to vague post about me let me clear some things up. this is the last i’ll be saying on the situation- unless you all want to send me some more death threats to treasure (as if that’s a reasonable and normal thing to do or helps your case even slightly). calling me a “kink shamer” for saying reader being literally child adjacent is weird is like… so 2+2=89 now? in general i would never publicly knock any kinks, even those i would definitely rather not partake in- but i WILL knock the idea that having reader act as a child is acceptable. no matter what you say i will stand by the fact that this is not a kink. it is a very dangerous precedent to set ourselves as writers in this space and is also very much inappropriate when there are young impressionable people reading fanfiction. we all know minors have access to the internet and these fics no matter how much we may plaster 18+ warnings on them and i do truly believe we have a duty to display safe, consensual sex in fics- even for younger adults such as myself. in fact, even for adults who are much older than me- i think we should all be emphasising the importance of consent and healthiness in kink and sex. it is impossible for this to happen when these writers create readers who act incredibly childlike (this is not in reference to sfw fics, i truly don’t care about those) and then put these oc “readers” in sexual settings where it is clear they are too “naïve” to consent. these “reader inserts” often are written as if they are not aware of how sex works or their own basic anatomy, much like a child would not be. it is highly reminiscent of sexual grooming and i would suggest that if you are truly insistent that you are still going to write this, tag your fics as noncon or the like because that’s what they are.

not my usual content, but here. COF fanart lmao

strawberry themed dwebble/crustle variant

kofi

The Collection (2012) dir. Marcus Dunstan

This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠

don't tell him I said that

Bear!Price

Thomas Hewitt + scars s/o

This is a fluff piece with a really silly story. TW: brief description of bruises and scars, nothing too graphic or detailed.

- When Thomas saw his scars for the first time, he went into despair. Even though he didn't say it, it was easy to understand that he wanted to know who gave him those scars. After explaining to Thomas that the scars were gained in accidents and things like that, for a moment, he calmed down and looked at his scars.

- Thomas would probably be insecure/afraid to put his hand/finger on his scars, so calm him down and tell him it's okay.

- Thomas would touch his scars with slight trepidation, but after feeling safe with it, he would do it constantly.

"Hey Thomas, look," a voice called the 6'5 man who walked to where his beloved was. When the dark-haired man saw S/o drawing with markers on the marks of his scars, he asked, "Do you want to draw too?" This question took Thomas by surprise, but slowly the man in front responded with a nod.

- The drawing wouldn't look like a real Van Gogh, but it would be perfect because it was his loved one who did it.

- Thomas would undoubtedly be proud of the drawing he made and would like to keep it there for as long as possible.

- Thomas had a calm day without much to do, so he decided to spend the day in bed with you.

- It wasn't anything big, just a day of hugs and cuddles.

- Thomas would most likely ask to see his scars again and view the drawings he made.

"Thomas, give me your hand, please," a loving tone came from S/o's throat as she handed her hand to her lover, who made a drawing of a flower and some mushrooms in the lines of the scars on Thomas' hand. "Here, we both have drawings made by each other," Thomas' lover said with a smile, while Thomas had a blush on his face beneath his mask.

- Thomas is the most precious thing in this world. He will always check if your scars are okay, and I recommend that you do the same.”

Hello! S/O Healer Bloodhound Administrator and comfort their afflictions asks! I think I'll become a regular here > :)

How about we give these requests a little more variety? Can we get some Revenant headcanons with the ones that are absolutely wild? I mean, trying to fight other legends (you can choose whether they actually win or not), and generally being a threat? They can be a legend too if you want!

-that feral bloodhound admin

Hello, don't worry about becoming a regular here, I'm a little out of touch with my own blog, sorry for the delay and thanks for your patience.

-Revenant would find you intriguing from the beginning, he knows you're a threat in the games but seeing a skinsuit being a threat not only to others but to himself really caught his attention. -If you challenged him to a fight he wouldn't refuse but don't expect light treatment, if for some reason he lost he would be angry with himself for losing. -After that, you can be sure that he will follow you like an obsessive, AT ALL TIMES. You are going to sleep? He managed to invade your room and watch you, are you going to fight another legend? He will be behind you, there is no way to escape him -once you get hurt badly in one of these fights you can wait for him to be on top of you looking at you without saying anything, if you scold him he will disappear for half an hour at most and come back without saying anything. -Don't expect much help from him, he would probably consider that you know what you are doing, until you challenge Mad Meggie then he will be sure that you want to die, as if it hadn't been enough to challenge him before. -If you won he would be looking at you and thinking if something was worth commenting on, he would probably leave some "gift" on his head and a gift. -He would be like a cat that drops a dead animal as a gift for you. -If you lost and got hurt a lot he would try to help you, if you didn't accept he would just leave, but if you accepted he would be giving you some things to clean your wounds. -If after all this you still continue to call others to fight without thinking, he would stop you from leaving the room until you get better. -If you ask him why, he'll just respond with 'you're interesting, worth keeping alive' and he'll look at you again without saying anything. -he wouldn't consider a relationship until you said it was. -when you establish a real relationship, the term 'dangerous couple' will be on both of you. -he would still continue following you without saying anything else now he would be much more on top of you almost hanging on you. -When you are in games he will watch you attack others without a weapon or with very little ammunition. -if you fell in the middle of this he would be right there to help you, he would pick you up with a grunt but he would say something 'encouraging' to you "come on, you can do this you are not weak come on back brat" -if you were on opposing teams he would do everything to fight you, you can expect fans to talk about this for a long time.

Hi :3

If possible, can I get an Octane x Reader? Where the reader is a new legend in the apex games and Octane helps the reader in the games (he is in the same squad and likes the reader since he first saw the reader) and he saves the reader (maybe saves the reader from a sniper if that works). And after the game Octane goes up to the reader and tells the reader that he likes the reader and kisses him on the cheek.

Hello, of course you can get it, thanks for waiting I had no idea what to write for this until a match I had with my friends.

This would be the game of your introduction, just before when the teams were announced before the game started you had the opportunity to meet some of the legends that would be in your squad being Octane and Pathfinder.

Octane was quick to introduce himself and tell you a little about how the games work, Pathfinder also introduced himself and commented to be a little careful with certain teams.

As they started walking to the launch pad you could see all the other legends waiting some had a menacing posture *cof cof Revenant cof cof cof* and others just looked tired.

When the launch alert was given, to your surprise you were the jumper master looking at Pathfinder and Octane you asked if they had anywhere they would like to drop, they just warn you that in Fragment East drop a lot of people barely allowing time to gear up.

With that in mind you marked on the map The Geyser where it would be close to the battle zones but would give you time to pick up spoils, once you fell one of the squads fell along with you.

"Enemy just fell near me, be careful" I said over the radio as I ran as fast as I could to look for some spoils.

While I was looking for some weapons inside one of the houses I could hear gunfire outside, I grabbed the first gun I saw and some ammo I had beside it and ran outside so I could assist my teammates.

When I arrived at the scenes it was possible to see Mirage fighting with Octane while Bloodhound was fighting with Pathfinder, and the third squad member was out of sight I ran to Path's side while shooting Bloodhound, the situation with Path and Bloodhound was soon resolved, Pathfinder grabbed some things from Bloodhound's box while I turned to help Octane having to deal with Mirage, there being 6 of him, 5 being his decoys.

"This has got to be a bastard" I muttered as I looked for the real thing to end the situation, while I dealt with Mirage's decoys, Path helped Octane to his feet.

When the situation calmed down the ring had started to close the ring was moving towards Skyhook, we would have to run quite a bit until we got there.

"Y/n would you like to talk or would you rather be quiet?" Pathfinder asked as we ran towards the ring.

"Depends on the moment, taking into consideration that my ability depends on my consenting, but why the question?" I answered still focused on hearing enemy footsteps or any sign that there was someone there.

"And because some legends don't like to talk much" Octane cut Pathfinder off as he threw a jump support in front of us.

"Come on the ring is right over there" he spoke as he jumped up letting out a laugh and we stopped at the ring.

We stopped for a moment to catch our breath as noises of gunfire got louder and louder, as I ran for cover in one of the buildings I could hear Octane running towards me and yelling a slight what I assume was ducking in Spanish given that he jumped on top of me throwing us to the ground.

I couldn't react quickly to what just happened the same thing pulled me into the building that Pathfinder was in the only thing I processed from that was the pain in my shoulder, as much as we had the evo shields it still hurt like hell the bruises.

"¿Está bien?" Octane asked as he grabbed a syringe and some shields to hand to you.

"I'm fine, thanks Octane...don't worry, I have a medical kit here" I spoke as I put my hand on his shoulder.

"All right then, cariño" He replied quickly with his voice faltering a bit, Pathfinder just looked at the two of them with his screen showing a few question marks implying that he understood what Octane had said. 

At that moment Octane could be said to be red behind his mask and cursing himself for calling him 'cariño'.

Before any other words could be exchanged it could be seen that the noises of gunfire had stopped.

"Look at that, it's just us and another squad" I commented as I started up the building hearing the footsteps of Pathfinder and Octane behind me.

On top of the building you could see that the team was on top of the antenna ( I call that main tower in the middle the antenna) I could see the silhouette of Ventange, Loba and Crypto.

"Great, does anyone have a sniper?" I asked as I looked at Pathfinder who took the sentinel and aimed at Ventange.

"Octane, Pathfinder I will enter the building and exit through the back doors and go around, you don't let their vision get to the back of the building them and I will use my ult on them and throw as much grenade as I can at them, when I use Path throw the zip-line there and attack I will try to take care of crypto first" I spoke as I reloaded my weapon and looked at the two.

"No problem buddy " Pathfinder spoke as he took aim at the other squad again.

"Get out alive, I'll be waiting at the awards" Octane spoke softly as he gave a nod and aimed with Flatline in the same direction.

I ran towards the building already with grenades in hand I went up in the opposite direction they were standing.

"Right now is the time" I said as I walked towards them throwing some grenades and activating my ult, which made lightning stun all in the place.

I heard Pathfinder zip-line and saw the two members of my squad arriving and shooting I ran towards Crypto as I started shooting at him with the wingman.

When he fell I saw Pathfinder on the ground next to Loba and Ventange fighting with Octane, then 

I turned and shot him, getting the last kill of the match.

'you are the apex champions' and heard as I looked at Octane and Pathfinder who were celebrating.

"Good buddy, you played well" the robotic voice spoke extending his hand for a high-five, I return the gesture and see Octane running around the two of us.

"First game of the season and we already won this season is going to be great, even more so since I have you with me don't I" he said probably giving me a wink under his glasses and coming towards me.

After we left the arena, and had given the requested interviews I ran into Octane again and he was standing in the doorway of my room with a package in hand.

"Cariño, good you got out of all those questions alive" the man now without his glasses said letting out a laugh at the end of his sentence.

"I thought I would have to jump through a window to get out alive" I commented laughing as I opened the door and invited him in.

"So I wanted to say that, I loved being on your team and I really liked you and here" everything was spoken very quickly and a few words in Spanish as he handed the package into my hands.

"Te veo luego, cuídate cariño" he lowered his mask and left a kiss on my cheek and ran out of my room.

When I came out of the shock my face was all red and I looked at the wrapped package in my hands.

Opening it I could see a card and a purple tulip, on the card it was written 'thank you for being my squad and una flor para una flor aún más bella' I smiled at the card and the flower letting a sigh leave my lips.

When you are together in a team Bloodhound will do his best to leave you with healing items and shield refills ( hint from the loading screen "help me help you" ) he wants to make sure you will be able to help your teammates.

story team:

Two squads were missing, the lack of siringas was emininete but that was not a concern for you nor Bloodhound being support had its advantages.

Fifty seconds until the ring closed would be enough time to heal and refill the shields, and return to the ring.

"Right Hound come here" you commented as you prepared the healing capsule and threw it at your feet forming a healing circle.

Meanwhile Bloodhound scanned the area before approaching to be healed.

"I was wondering when acbar you would go on a date with me?" Bloodhound heard his voice coming out nervously as he put his shield away.

They look at you, "Did I say that out loud? Of course you don't have to accept it" They would let out a laugh (not a debauched laugh but a welcoming one...does that make sense?)

"It's okay S/n we can leave after we're done here" Bloodhound would ruffle his hair and pull the two of you into the ring.

With the warning there were only you and one other pair left.

The exchange of fire went well and you and Bloodhound were greeted with a 'you are the apex champions'.

Bloodhound would look at you with open arms waiting for a hug, he would "get out of character" to hug you and that would no doubt get the attention of the fans.

But the important thing now was not that, no doubt there were more important things at the moment.

Hey! I was the one who asked for “comfort your afflictions”! I really liked it, very well written!!

If possible, can I request another Bloodhound x gn reader, this time the reader being a support legend who can also heal? This can be hcs or not, entirely your choice! Thanks! <3

Hi, I really enjoyed making your request, and of course you can ask for another one :)

| The healing "powers" are like Sage's with the one the soldier 76 uses to throw on the ground and heal whoever is inside, the difference is that they are some little balls that when broken release a blue liquid that heals (more like the Peridot robots).

I'm sorry for the delay, a lot of things happened and as I didn't want to do this in hc ( not completely ) I waited for the smoke to go down so I could start writing.

headcanons parts:

When you are on the battlefield Bloodhound would be quite unfriendly in the sense of neutral even more so if you had just joined a short time ago.

After a few matches, of you trying to get the owner of the raven to say something, he would "give in" (he would probably answer you because there would be people around exchanging fire and you would need silence to pass without being seen).

After that he would look at you, right at you, and just stare at you waiting for something from you.

A bullet had hit him, and when you healed him Bloodhound would thank you and ask you if you wanted to move on to the ring or wait to finish off the other squad ( the choice was always to move on to the ring, don't do the stunt of getting into a fight while the ring is moving, especially if it is close and doesn't have heat shields...anyway )

When you are more used to each other's presence, Bloodhound will be more affectionate (just like he treats Fuse in the 13th and 14th sesson).

Bloodhound would probably send Arthur to check up on you on the battlefield (even though you're on different teams).

Hey! Can I request some angst headcanons for Bloodhound? I like the funky enby guy! :) It can be platonic or romantic, your choice! :) I don't care if there is pain/no comfort, or if there is a happy ending, but maybe it could be about the reader being a legend and hating Bloodhound for continually beating them, since the reader admired them before getting into the games ? I imagine this could be resolved by them talking things out, or the reader admitting to them that they were a big fan and then discussing :)

Hello, I know you asked for HC but when I read your request I could only think of doing a fanfic because this idea is so perfect

It was already the seventh time in a row that this had happened, only your team was left and Bloodhound's team, his teammates had been eliminated, and there was a problem to get to the beacon you would have to go through Bloodhound.

Stealthily walking to the beacon was the best idea however it didn't have the expected result, before reaching it everything went out, when your eyes were opened the blank ceiling embraced your vision.

'Shit, again' I thought as I stood up and looked around the room for my team, it wouldn't be hard just to find a green blur that won't stop and a robot looking for a high-five.

Looking close to the door it was possible to see the two of them talking, getting up was the easiest thing, the hard part was going to be getting to them both.

-Hey buddy, let me help you -Pathfinder commented when he saw me walking towards them.

-lo hiciste muy bien amigo - Octane commented while probably smiling from behind his mask.

- I turned to the side to see Pathfinder with his hand outstretched for a high-five, I sealed the two "hands" and walked over and said goodbye to both of them and started to leave the medical area.

It couldn't be worse, I thought to myself as I walked on without paying attention to my surroundings.

I looked again at where I was going when I reached the corridors of the rooms, looked for my name and quickly entered.

Without looking too much I started to take off my equipment, the only thing I wanted now was to lie in bed and forget that I kept losing to the legend that I admire the most.

It was frustrating, no doubt about it, but that wasn't they fault, they just gave the best they could if I train harder I will get past them I can be better than this, I need to be better, the team I fall to is sure to win.

I look in my closet and see my sweatshirt and jogger pants, I better start training now when the sooner the better.

I looked at the clock on my bedside table, it was 6:00 PM, the shooting range should be open and I had never seen that place closed, and if everything goes right I will be back in time for dinner.

Walking towards the range I managed to find Fuse who greeted me and went on his way, the arsenal of weapons was at my disposal looking at the R-301, and now the hour of truth or I get better.

It should be long past time by now the sky was dark with stars, but I don't care about that now I will only stop when I feel I have improved a little if I don't feel it I won't stop.

I could feel my body starting to want to shut down, it was warning me that it couldn't anymore but I couldn't care less I can deal with the consequences of this later.

Another gunshot noise was heard, one that didn't come from my gun, I look to the side and see the one I try to outrun what is he doing here?

-Good night, warrior - Bloodhound spoke as they looked in my direction.

-Good evening - I replied as I walked to get more ammunition, there was no further interaction between us.

An hour of silence must have passed, until I faltered and dropped the gun, tiredness was taking over, Hound had noticed so much that when I picked up the gun and took aim again the vision in front of me was blurred with black dots, in the distance I heard someone calling me but I couldn't answer as I felt my body give way and my vision finally turn black.

When I woke up, I was neither in my usual room nor in the medical ward, I looked to the side and could see a crow, and what looked like the skull of an animal hanging on the wall.

-How are you feeling?-the voice came from in front of me, the Hound mask was looking at me they were sitting in front of me.

-Well, thank you," I said as I stood up, I had no idea what time it was supposed to be but something was certain I had lost yet again to the raven breeder.

I wanted to cry, not of sadness but of anger, no matter how hard I try I will always fall behind.

-Are you sure? You don't sound very good- they voice was calm but distant she was distant I couldn't hold back the tears, I didn't want to have to admit this I didn't want to show my weakness.

My thoughts were too loud, nothing in my reality made sense anymore, not even some of the thoughts did.

But something cleared the thoughts, the very reason for the thoughts Bloodhound was standing in front of me not looking at me but giving me a hug.

-Elskan what ails you? - they voice managed to come out calmer than before.

-I can't, no matter how hard I try I'm always going to fall behind -my best isn't good enough.

-Elskan, it's okay, you do very well no matter what others say, and almost dying of exhaustion is not going to solve this, it will only get worse. - Hound said this and began to make circles with his hand on my back.

- Thank you Hound," I answered as I returned the hug and I could feel my eyes heavy again, "Hound I." I barely finished my sentence as Bloodhound interrupted me.

-you'll sleep here and tomorrow we'll go to the infirmary, I'll keep an eye on you Elskan, go get some rest - was the last thing Bloodhound said before letting go and putting me on the bed.

Can I request a general romantic relationship with a wrench and a male reader, please? I'm curious to know what it's like to date him. 👀

If you were in dedsec Wrench would find silly excuses to spend time with you.

I have a HC Wrench who sleeps in the hacker space, so if you asked him to sleep in your apartment/house he would be smiling behind the mask.

Wrench for not taking off his mask he will mess up your hair and will lend you your jacket

When Wrench is comfortable taking off his mask he would no doubt leave lots of kisses on his companion's face.

If you live in an apartment I feel much more without a doubt he would put on his playlist to play that I mean maximum volume.

He would like to stay by your side for as long as possible.

His clothes won't just be his, just like his.

When you're at dedsec late Wrench would stay there even if he had nothing to do, just to keep you company.

Hugs to sleep, when you wake up, free time.

I would say a relationship with Wrench and a 10/10 he will take great care of you, the least you should do is give a lot of love and affection to our boy in the mask.