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The Home of Phobia
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I love mothman I want to hug him
Lookin for a midnight treat
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When my sister came home from college for Christmas she had rainbow shoelaces. Of course, I, being the goober I am, decided to take this opportunity to be a little shit. "I like your shoelaces," I remarked, "Where did you get them?" She simply looked back at me and responded, "No."
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the monster in my closet is watching tiktoks at full volume i can't stand this guy
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golems deserve rights btw
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??? they have an announcement thing for this? all I did was fuck some monsters but thanks for the reblogs I guess
apparently "professional monster seducer" isn't something you can put on your resume. who knew?
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hey girl not to objectify you or anything but would you like to be my mighty blade who I use to cut down my enemies on my quest to make the world a better place??? would you like to be the weapon that strikes fear into the hearts of evil people? it's ok if not...
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i have left my familiar here to watch you. if you touch any of my magic items i will know.
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i love mouse girls because they can run up to my enemy while he's sitting down and tie his shoes together so that when he stands up and tries to walk he trips over
You losers like mouse girls because they are tiny and adorable and vulnerable.
I love mouse girls because they spread the plague.
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our song "Perfect Girl" was definitely inspired by the song "Dream Girl" by The Lonely Island but if you claim it's a blatant knockoff then yeah ok you'd be right here's your "pointing out the obvious" award fuck you
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we're sorry to say that all our posts are actually ghost-written
get it
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ghost written
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HOME OF PHOBIA - WORLD WIDE WEBBING IS OUT NOW ON ALL PLATFORMS!
SPOTIFY
ITUNES
YOUTUBE
AMAZON MUSIC
SOUNDCLOUD
BANDCAMP
#home of phobia#spookyposting#hit band#halloween#music#spotify#apple music#bandcamp#soundcloud#new album#world wide webbing
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zombie girl pussy stank 🤤🤤🤤
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breaking character to say fuck israel and free palestine
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faeries think it's SOOOOO fucking funny to put a hex on me well let's see if you're gonna be laughing when I buy an industrial grade fly swatter you stupid little shits
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