theholdenmechanic
Ezekiel V
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Update from the tik tok holden.
She'll be riiiiight.
#the holden mechanic#lgbt#holden#vandilaide#commodore#not a thirst trap?#you girls are crazy#i love it#lesbian#theholdenmechanic#i had a mullet before it was cool haha
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Excuse me mate?
I did not make this video to gain any sexual attraction from anyone. It went viral on tiktok and that's about it. Humble down friend. This is why I hate men.
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Might make a part 2. Opinions? 😈
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I am honestly surprised this hasn't hit reaction YouTube channels yet. Or has it?
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@oodles-of-boodle I've only seen snow once in my life. 😵 but I think a jet engine is adequate for such situations. 😂😂
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I mean. Yep. Hahahaha
banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that
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Hey, The Holden mechanic here.
Have a different video. 😌
I thought I'd answer some questions I've been getting since I made the Bentley VS Holden tik tok. So if this post ever gets found by some of the unhinged people on this app, hello, yall crazy in a good way.
So heeeey, call me Ezekiel.
Born female, My pronouns are She/her/they.
I am pansexual, deleting cis straight men.
I am a feminist, and I believe women can do anything and everything a cis man can do.
I have worked in the automotive industry since 18 years old. I was usually the only female when I would work for other companies. At the end of 2021, I finally made the decision after being relentlessly harassed and bullied by my boss at the time that I didn't want to work under men anymore. So I quit my job that day to branch out on my own and start my own car rebuilding business. And I'll never turn back.
I love to make people laugh, even if its at my own expense. I've made 100s of skits and other videos. But the Holden tik tok was the one that blew up.
Was the highlight to my 2023 honesty. Because this year has been the worst year of my life. But im still going soooooooooooo 🤘🤘
Spread love, spread laughs.
Ezek.
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Its my birthday.
Woo.
#the holden mechanic#its my birthday#yay#im actually super depressed#my father forgot#thats why i hate birthdays#goodnight
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My other Holden is a manual.
For an old Holden ute, hitting 100 in under 10 seconds is a phenomenon known as, "drive it like you stole it"
Have a blessed day
#the holden mechanic#holden#holden ute#Australian cars are just better#even if they are falling apart#they just keep going#sometimes#haha#lgbt#alphabet mafia
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Its would be the most humane thing you could do for the poor thing. Its time to pull out its key. Rest i pieces little car. 😅
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@oodles-of-boodle this sad wet beast has snapped in half but its a front wheel drive so it can still bounce around. 😂😂 I work on any car, truck, boat etc. 😁😁
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Since a few of you have said you don't have tiktok. Here's an update ✌
Also @identifying-cars-in-posts its a 1999 Holden VT Commodore Executive. Stock as a rock. Shes the 'round the clock' bet car, trying to get it to one million kilometres with zero upgrades other than general maintenance. Currently sitting around the 750000 mark 🤘🤘
Hope you all have a blessed day 🤘😌
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Do you have any other cars that are in a similar state to the Holden? (I don’t have a tiktok, so if you already showed them off, I have no idea)
I do, I have a Holden ute that has the best motor but looks like dog shit. 🤘😂
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That vid has brought me so much joy, hope you have a great day cause you deserve it <3
It brings me joy to make others laugh. I hope you have a great day too. 🤘
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you said you haven't used tumblr in 7 years - do you remember what you were doing on tumblr 7 years ago?
🥸Back in my day🥸 tumblr wasn't monitized. So when I was growing up, trying to figure out who I was. Tumblr was my best friend. All the queer stuff and things I thought I was going through alone. Tumblr was R18+ and extremely graphic depending on what you were looking for. Which for me was mostly gender and sexuality. Which ill reveal very soon. ✌🤘
I deleted it when it went all ages and monitized because everything I had saved and reblogged about was deleted and lost. Which was mostly WLW content 😇
#the holden mechanic#lgbtq#tumblr was where you could go to be yourself#growing up in a traditional family#sexuality#gender#boy#girl#discovery#oh and lots and lots of r18+ content#those were the days
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I went viral for this one video. Thousands loved me and I made alot of people laugh. While that makes me so happy and proud that I made some peoples day.
But at the end of the day, i am just another broke person, struggling to find their way around this life.
Im not looking for any sympathy or help. Its just the reality of life.
Peace 🤘
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