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The Green Half
Selections that survive the long journey to the outside of my skull.
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"so there's a divine form of truth that can't be grasped..."
"oh, like the truth that can be felt?"
"yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within."
"wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence."
"exactly."
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Tried to design a character who wears her Health-bar and Mana-bar as stockings <3
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Philomena The Ninth Template
Have at it.
#philomena cunk#cunk#cunk on earth#tlt#the locked tomb#the ninth house#meme template#template#cunk the ninth#philomena the ninth
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She's back!
I would have said "Philomena The Ninth" but that wasn't as funny.
#philomena cunk#cunk on earth#gideon the ninth#the locked tomb#tlt#the ninth house#spoilers#htn spoilers#changed the name#found a more goth background#no regrets#also template in replies
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Intense Lisa’s First Word vibes from this line
THE NARRATOR WAS HOMER!!!! I REPEAT; THE NARRATOR WAS HOMER!!!!
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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hlfallout.net
December 2005
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They're going crazy on LinkedIn
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I would have said "Philomena The Ninth" but that wasn't as funny.
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hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent
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An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
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Slenderman but he's haunting an Italian village. He's called "Il Lungo" and the local nonnas try to feed him because, look at him, he's so skinny, poor guy, while the old men ride bikes and are like "Ciao, Lungo, come vai?" when they see him through town. The kids asks him if he's a tourist or if he wants to buy the village, why is he in a suit? Even the local priest asks him if he wants to come to church by Sunday. He's just Il Lungo, capisce? He fucking hates it.
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Rincewind, you have to stop. Your hat that says "wizzard" is too dripped out. Your geography is too egregious. Your magic is too different. Your Luggage is too bad. They'll chase you.
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OK but this was actually a labor of love that took its team 6 years to make.
need people to see this i feel insane
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I love in Dune how there’s a whole elaborate (and elaborated!) system that covers poisonings between the Great Houses.
Rules of war for who you can and can’t poison, “poison snooper” devices that you have at your place setting like utensils, specific words for poison in food vs drink (chaumas vs. chaumurky, also called “murky” or “musky”!)…
…and then like one dude in the entire book gets poisoned with chaumurky and it’s one item on a list of 4 or 5 things the Atreides are dealing with.
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