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theelvengod · 6 hours

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i love homestuck because its the only series i can think of where a character can fall into boiling lava and have the fandom still go are we REALLY sure he’s dead????

#to be fair #Homestuck is an enigma #like that one guys box thing #Whose to say for certain WHEN THERES SO MANY DIFFERENT TIMELINES #the timelines will unravel all of our sanity until there is nothing left but to question #and hope #that our favorite jackasses are alive #Anyway #I have no idea which character this is talking about #i havent read it in a long time #nor finished it

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theelvengod · 6 hours

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some more garfs I drew for pride month last year, there are more variants but I’ll probably post them later on. happy lesbian visibility week!

Edit: here are the rest!

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theelvengod · 7 hours

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Some LMK characters in my style with my OC Pebble

#digital art #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #lmk syntax #lmk mayor #monkie kid mk #mk lmk #lmk mei #red son #syntax #lego monkey kid fanart #THEYRE SO SQUISHY #Pebble feels in danger as well #I dont like how mayor is looking at the squish

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theelvengod · 7 hours

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i just want a beautiful hot evil woman that would care for me even if i was a broke trash racoon am i asking too much

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theelvengod · 23 hours

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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theelvengod · 23 hours

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

#A PAINTING??#I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A PICTURE OF EGYPT #THE FUCK- /POS

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theelvengod · 23 hours

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I want to see Wukong as a serious and powerful king outside of the mountain of flowers and fruits, but gentle and affectionate with his subjects when he returns home after showdowns with various monsters.

#lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #lmk fanart #monkie kid fanart #lego monkie kid sun wukong #lmk sun wukong #sun wukong

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theelvengod · 2 days

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