“he looks like a clock” “he looks like a pancake”

NO.

HE LOOKS LIKE A SMILEY FRY.

tonight and the following days i will FINALLY be posting some of your lovely requests. i’m sorry they’re so late. the reason they were not finished sooner is uhhhhh fuckin uhmmmmmm

weird brunette guy... save me...

weird brunette guy

save me weird brunette guy

I’d fuck the shit outta him idc

he also looks like the teletubby pancake

I FEEL LIKE HE LOOKS LIKE A CLOCK?

paul dano sketcharoo (PLEASE BRING BACK THE DANONATIONN)

mook sketchy coming soon^^

Sometimes babygirl is a man in his 50s

#real

New Mook album would save the music industry

If any of you see me dating some ugly hot middle aged rock star one day do NOT worry about me girl I know exactly what I’m doing. He’s not taking advantage of me I am taking advantage of him.

I see an average looking white man and I lose my shit. I need him.

log in. portray clear signs of mental illness. call 40+ year old actors my besties. log off.

“I would let him manipulate me” WHAT is the fun in THAT. I’m going to watch him from a distance for about a month, build a profile of his insecurities, perceived strengths, identify his flaws and what forms of flattery would work best on him. Then I would approach him “out of the blue” during a low point so that he associates me with novelty and hope, after that, I’d leave for a while and come in and out of his life for about a month and appear to not be concerned with him. These interactions would consist of subtle flirtations and flattery. After he gets attached, I would begin to speed things up like crazy. Go with me here Calvin, Calvin what you doing? Calvin let me get this for you. After two months I go cold. Then I’ll come back, after about a week, and give him some more crumbs of attention, promise an outing that will never come. He gets mad, he feels played. I show up again, crying, begging him to stay with me. I was so stupid, I was so blind. I miss you so much baby. You’re my everything. He’s dumb and insecure so he falls for it. I’ll become jealous. Don’t go there Calvin. Why were you talking to her Calvin? Don’t you love me anymore Calvin? Simultaneously I’m doing everything I’m scolding him for. When he points that out to me I say he did it first, I begin to cry, I say I do it because he makes me feel so horrible. Pity me, pity me. He forgives me. Honeymoon period. Repeat. Cheat on him with the guy that’s outselling him on the New York Times bestsellers list. Leave.

thoughts on eddie with a partner whos really supportive of the whole riddler thing?

sorry for dropping off the face of the planet guys but I'm back :) I love the idea of Eddie having a partner who's into the Riddler thing tee hee

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Edward is very careful when it comes to the Riddler persona, especially in regards to to who is following him

He will meticulously go through each of his followers to make sure there's no one suspicious who could possibly compromise his goals

In Fight Club-esque fashion, majority of the Riddler's followers are young men looking for a sense of purpose and an outlet to channel their anger and dissatisfaction

So when he sees you, he's intrigued to say the least

You stood out from the rest of Edward's followers and he needed to know more

It was pretty easy for him to find out exactly who you were, where you lived, where you worked, who your friends and family were

He was enamoured

What had happened in your life to lead you into his sphere of influence?

When you are together, your support for his cause only adds fuel to the fire

Edward, as much as he appreciates your loyalty, wants to keep those two worlds separated to a degree

More for your own safety than anything else

The last thing that Edward wants is for any harm to come your way

He is extremely protective of you

There's always a little voice nagging at him that something bad would happen to you

You were a weakness he wasn't willing to let anyone exploit

As much as you want to help him bring justice back to Gotham, Edward would prefer if you helped from the side lines

You help him coordinate with his other followers and plan who to kill next

Your devotion to Edward and the Riddler is unwavering

Hate when film bros talk about how pathetic/whiny/annoying eli sunday is like never fucking speak on my wife again bitch. Yes everything you are saying is correct but he has a sad pitiful face and big round eyes so no one is allowed to be mean to him except for me

someone said young paul dano looks like liquid chris. shaking and crying rn

can you do Edward with a curvy reader? thank you!

ofc!! I hope you like it :)

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Edward is obsessed with your curves, and I mean, OBSESSED

He just adores you. He thinks you're the most beautiful person he's ever seen

His favourite thing to do is laying his head on your thighs

Like you'll be watching TV and he just lays down, using your thighs as a pillow

They're just so comfy

Lord help him if you ever wear something that shows off your curves

Edward won't be able to take his eyes off you

He's torn between wanting to show everyone how gorgeous you are, and keeping you all to himself

There's not a single inch of your body he doesn't love

Your chest, your waist, thighs, butt. All of it

"Eddie, I got a new dress today. You wanna see?" You ask, already knowing the answer. Edward's attention turns from his laptop to you, the tapping of the keys coming to a hault.

"Of course, my dear."

You smiled, rushing to the bathroom to change. You wanted to surprise him, giving him your very own fashion show. You slipped on the dress and shuffled back out into the bedroom. His attention was immediately on you. The dress hugged your curves perfectly, accentuating your stunning features. Edward stays silent as his eyes roam your body.

His silence worried you. "Do you not like it?"

Edward stands up, resting his hands on your waist. "I love it. You're so beautiful."