Every SBTS kid has their parents at least mentioned, if not actually appearing, in ATWQ.

Parents, plural.

With two exceptions.

Neither Ellington's mother nor Kellar and Lizzie's father has ever been mentioned.

Just an observation.

you are a concierge at hotel denouement. one day you messed up a very important task one of the managers assigned to you.

has anyone done this

spin the wheel for a sugarbowl gen character and tell me in the tags

them

you are a concierge at hotel denouement. one day you walk into one of the hotel rooms and find a dead body.

vfd headquarters: actively on fire. it is being destroyed as we speak

volunteers: quick! gather all the material you can carry and throw it out the window

Being in more mainstream fandoms has become 10x worse since the invention of TikTok

In hindsight Lemony Snicket was THE unreliable narrator of all time. We don’t actually know how much of the Baudelaire’s story is true simply because Lemony’s idea of what happened is based on scraps of (usually incorrect) evidence and his own knowledge. For all we know Lemony could be completely wrong.

incorrect ASOUE

every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

usually im more of a various combinations of lemonberry ice and jsjs person but i’ve really fallen down the jacques/bertrand rabbit hole lately and thinking about them is overwhelming me with feelings …….. jacques slowly tracing his finger along the frame of bertrand’s glasses and then tugging some stray hair behind his ear as he got to the end of the frame, jacques gently pinning bertrand down on the bed and then asking “would you mind if i remove your glasses i promise research shows this heightens other senses”, jacques breaking traffic rules that one (1) time for bertrand ………………………………. i …. cannot …. handle this though i don’t even know why this is suddenly causing me such emotions

oh hey i didn’t doodle my art lazily on paper for once

i commissioned @callmec0nn0rr for a drawing of Ernest and Bertrand at Hotel Denouement front desk!! thank you for such an amazing piece of art i love this i love them <33

I guess I just wanted to draw something set in the past.

this meme has been going around so of course I’m using it to make fun of vfd