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Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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#ready to strike
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Jj bittenbinder’s granddaughter goes to my college and is in one of my clubs. I guess we gotta watch out or shes gonna use her STREET SMARTS to KNOCK US OFF OUR RHYTHYMS
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Cheryl: Wait, are you flirting with me?
Toni: I have been for the past year, but thank you for noticing.
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There is a post deep down on my blog somewhere that is just a full grown tiger in a giant cardboard box with FREE KITTEN written on the front of it that is my favourite post on this entire website I think about that baby and I cry a little
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im gay, im available, but best of all im STUPID
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Soooo are we going to talk about how E.D.I.T.H. stands for Even Dead I’m The Hero? Because if thats not the most Tony Stark thing ive ever heard then idk what is
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More proof we took the “no phones” rule to heart while on the set of Avengers: Endgame 😊
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me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:
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my long-suffering friends and followers:
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“The heart wants what the heart wants”
A common quote to see
But, the thing is,
It wants what it wants
But not what it needs
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A poem written based on a thought i had of “the heart absolutely does not know what it wants.” And then i considered that maybe the heart does want what it wants, but that sometimes it wants stupid things. Its like when you want a cookie, but dont really need one. Your heart may want someone that you dont need in your life.
Its like person that you had a good gut feeling about, that you put all of your faith into and felt safe around. Up until they hurt you. And what sucks is that even though you know they are a terrible person, that they hurt you so badly and caused so much pain, your heart still wants them. Even though you know that you absolutely do not need someone like them in your life.
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It thinks it needs what it wants
And wants what it needs
When your brain says no,
Your heart rages and screams.
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Bad Betty Dating Sweet Pea?! IM SCREAMING
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Fangs: For self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Jughead: Okay.
Sweet Pea: Sure.
Fangs: If you want to live, give me all your money.
Sweet Pea: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Jughead: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Fangs: ...
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Im middle school I would drink a cup of coffee and stay up till four am writing fanfiction.
In college i drink a vodka and lemonade mixy and stay up till midnight writing my own original books. 
damn how the times have changed!
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(+58): James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don’t know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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i’m nonbinary and that means during the war of the sexes i get to sit on the sidelines and eat popcorn
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