This is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on this chaos whole of a website

*sips tea* it's dumb crossovers time

I guess here King Arthur was a real dude who became legend after his death (in which demons and angels might have been involved). Our heroes now have a mystery to solve, with the help of a certain sorcerer.......

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Descendants (Disney Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ben/Harry Hook Characters: Ben (Disney: Descendants), Harry Hook, Uma (Disney), Gil (Disney: Descendants), Uma's Crew (Disney), Mal (Disney), Evie (Disney), Carlos de Vil, Jay (Disney), Belle (Disney), Beast (Disney), Fairy Godmother (Disney), Jane (Disney: Descendants), Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Audrey Rose (Disney), Gaston (Disney) Additional Tags: Benry, benrry, benarry, Isle of the Lost Resident Ben (Disney: Descendants), Kidnapping, Alternate Universe - Pirate, Fairy Tale Curses, Blood Curse, United States of Auradon is Not Perfect (Disney), Leader Uma (Disney), Politics on the Isle of the Lost (Disney), Minor Jay/Carlos de Vil, Escape Attempt, Carlos is a tech genius, True Love's Kiss, Transformation, Homophobia, Societal Homophobia, Gang Wars, Uma Just Wants to Help Everyone, Violence, Torture, Revenge, Not Canon Compliant, Revolution Summary:

A child, stolen. Punishments worse than death. The history of the United States of Auradon is far from the pretty pink fairytale land it pretends to be these days. But you can make anything seem good if you frame it right. It's all about perception and image.

But a pack of lies is not a firm foundation for building an empire and, sooner or later, someone always comes along with the truth that'll send it tumbling down. Now the winds of change are coming whether the city is ready or not.

The prophecy will be spoken. The heir will return. The barrier will fall.

I want one 😭😮‍💨

COLE ROBERT BROCK ✋️😩🤭

The things I’d let this man do to me.. are so unholy 🫢😩🥵

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

Beware of the ghosts tonight 🎃

Rest in peace, Matthew Perry. Thank you for Friends, Chandler Bing, and the never-ending source of comfort humor.

i like hanging out with u

The passing of Matthew Perry is genuinely hitting hard. He portrayed the hell out of a character that I adored for many years of my life. A character that was hilarious yet insecure, confident yet awkward, a character that never failed to put a smile on my face. 'Friends' has been watched hundreds of times at this point and now it won't hit quite the same. Matthew, like all of us, had his struggles and I can only hope that he is at peace.😔

RIP my favourite jokester. Gone too soon.

Ranking the F•R•I•E•N•D•S (as voted by my followers): #2 — Chandler Bing ↳ Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Descendants (Disney Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ben/Harry Hook Characters: Harry Hook, Gil (Disney: Descendants), Lumiere (Disney), Ben (Disney: Descendants), Fairy Godmother (Disney), Ginny Gothel Additional Tags: Benry, benrry, benarry, Castle Worker Harry, Royal Ball, Castle Party, Server Harry, Prince Ben - Freeform, Accidents, Getting Fired, First Meetings, gay Ben, Bisexual Harry, T Because I Let Harry Swear, he deserves it, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Politics in the United States of Auradon (Disney), United States of Auradon is Not Perfect (Disney), Social Commentary, Class Differences, Not Canon Compliant, United States of Auradon (Disney), royal dance, Strip Club Owner Morgana (Disney), Sex Work On The Isle of the Lost, sex work (mentioned), Strippers & Strip Clubs, Strip Club (Mentioned), Apprentice Mechanic Harry, dinner invitation, Dinner Date, Apology Dinner, Meet-Cute, Strangers to Lovers Summary:

Harry felt like he was invisible. He hadn’t expected much from them, knew full well the upper classes wouldn’t treat him well given his lowly status, but he’d at least thought he’d be spoken to, perhaps even sneered at. It wasn’t like he was expecting a thank you or anything, just a nod or a look, something that confirmed he was in fact there.

 On the worst night of his life, Harry discovers what it is to be seen.

It hurts my soul if I think about it too much. All that music that could have been that we’ll never get to hear 😭

I will never not want to hear the rest of Sunset Curve's demo.

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

nah but reggie seeing people using expressions like “omg i’m so dead” and “i am deceased” and being like “julie look!!! i found more ghosts on the line!”

“reg- first of all it’s online- and second…. i don’t think they mean it the same way you do, bud.”

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

As always pls reblog for bigger sample size!

online queer spaces (aka tik tok) can be so fucking dumb sometimes. like, in real life 20 year old and 40 year old dykes are making out at the bar and it’s fine. trans men and trans masc people will go to lesbian bars and it will be normal and acceptable to see them there. lesbians will fuck trans people (trans masc and femme people) and the world won’t end. someone at the gay bar will be wearing kink gear and no one will bat an eye. dykes will have moustaches and stubble and will be wearing a labrys and people are gonna fuck who they want and not fuck who they don’t want and that’s literally ok. being a part of a community means you will meet people who are different and who don’t fit your strict fucking rules of what is “acceptable” and what isn’t. and i feel badly for people who don’t understand what it’s like to live in a real-life community. let queer people be messy and confusing, no one in the real world cares.