[Universe brain] having sex with Yes Man
Sorry Yes man
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The worst part is when you're mid conversation, think of something, then continue the conversation as though you said that out loud.
When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”
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I don't think I ever typed it so William is the first that comes up
I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!
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Son: "Mom, I'm gay."
Me: "Nice. Go get a cute boyfriend."
Son: "I also want to serve the military."
Me: "Absolutely nobody in this family will be a tool for the racist, sexist, classist disgusting shithole this country is. Get out of my fucking house."
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If I was dating FNV instead of Tetris this would make me faint lol
Mr. New Vegas loves you.
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How about Y E S
Concept: Vic and yes man using the body swapping programs to give the courier a robo gang bang
dont mind if i do
consider: two yes mans
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>URL is Tetris woman
>page dedicated to Yes Man
🤔
I still love Tetris you know
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Yessie is so beautiful
I just want Yes Man to carry me off into the Mojave sunset. Holding me tight.
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Pls 😍
This is probably the closest you can get to full body cuddling with a securitron and tbh I’ll Take It
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Yes Man is Best Man
all of you talking about how the hottest person in the game is legion :( need to open your godless eyes and look cassandra moore in her handsome handsome face
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If you are still doing the MS Paint drawing thing, could you draw yes man with human appendages.
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It's weird. Once I make a commitment, I never "change my mind" only get so lazy it never gets done. It's kinda hard for me to mentally swap after I've made a decision.
Someone: changes their mind after a while
Tumblr user that literally has no friends outside this website: so you’re a hypocrite????? So we are legally able to slaughter you in front of your parents because you don’t fit in a black and white decision making process?
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I love you, Yes Man. You are so precious!
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In unrelated news, I owe David Eddings a blood sacrifice
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This but unironically
relatable meme?
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Yes Man pillow! I kinda free-handed the cuts and fucked up the mouth a LOT but I managed. His face is recognizable :3
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