Jan 18 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “forming a secret organization [Dream SMP]”

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00:23  people get mad if he doesn’t say “starting the stream” / laptop issues 02:37  reading chat on his phone  04:19  vc with Philza and Ranboo / absolutely nothing happened before the stream  06:36  Ranboo fundy impression / private convo  08:57  “Thinking about anarchy” / “Or they’re currently liked trapped”  10:46  “epic laptop clutch” / “association for anarchists”  12:40  “Stronghold” / not sure if Ranboo is trustworthy  17:00  getting a feather from Ranboo / “not getting kicked out” / Ranboo memory loss  23:10  stronghold is destiny  26:35  “Hacker voice: we’re in”  34:45  Philza needs to stop walking into baby zombies / Technoyell  37:36  “The legendary grass block” / Stronghold useless building competition  41:55  God apple / “I am the main character” / “Let’s split up and search for clues”  42:52  How much money would make you eat the god apple? / more than $500 / “Canonical x-ray vision” / “I’m lost”  45:11  Stronghold was a prison / “Didn’t we find bones in the chest” / archaeology 47:00  portal room / “Summoning circle?” / mining the portal frame 48:28  Ancient civilization had god apples and unbreakable blocks but no doors / villager??? 50:25  dug into igloo / “Orphan’s parents?” / DreamXD breaks portal 51:14  “Dream we weren’t gonna open the portal put it back” / “We legit were just gonna make it into a table” / DreamXD returns 1 block 52:41  DreamXD places the blocks wrong / “Table restored” / “Table pog XD”  53:43  “I’ve suddenly lost memory of everything that happened in the last 5 minutes canonically” / “Wow what’s this! Is this some sort of summoning circle? Let’s try to break it with a pickaxe” 54:44  “Quick let’s fight the ender dragon” / “Jk haha” / DreamXD is the protector of the end  55:57  “Who was that Dream fanboy?” / DreamXD starts stabbing / Ranboo beggin for Netherite in chat 58:10  Techno won’t waste his bedrock / “Just an ugly table” / “What if orphan is the main character?” / “This whole series was a prequel” 1:01:04  “I am the opposite of Dream” / “Everyone on the planet has already subscribed” 1:01:24  calling it the syndicate / villager is spying on them 1:06:20  needs more members / Techno can almost fight the whole server / sign typo / Ranboo is stream sniping 1:08:23  manifesto / “Hundreds of thousands of snitches” / “Fight club” 1:11:23  recruiter-blade / “What am I an English major?” 1:13:10  Ranboo’s memory issues could be convenient / “I feel like we could get more reliable allies” 1:15:20  Igloo location messed up his GPS senses / Phil can handle zombie hoards but not babies 1:17:14  “Have you ever fought a baby in real life? I have and it was trivially easy to defeat” / someone on twitter said he didn’t use dark humor 1:20:37  stasis chambers for meetings / enderman murder / stone tower 1:22:41  “We haven’t unlocked that storyline yet” / netherwart ruined the snow farm 1:24:16  vc with Ranboo / shovel gift / “I spend so much time digging graves for my enemies” 1:26:40  Ranboo’s weird basement / map discussion / “The curiosity of a 21 year old child” 1:29:03  discussion Ranboo / “I don’t know if I can trust someone as crazy as me” 1:31:17  “The Technoplane plushie ironically cannot leave the US” / bell stats  1:33:43-1:54:00  villager wrangling 1:35:08  composter pronunciation / “I don’t care about you or your made up country of origin Phil” 1:38:13  Ranboo invited and joins vc / “so you’re the one who ruined our snow farm” / “GET OUT” 1:40:50  “That got abused so hard on smp earth”  “I wonder by who” 1:42:17  “Hard difficulty is too much for us feeble youtubers to survive” / “There is no way to survive in hard difficulty for long periods of time” / telling chat to shut up 1:44:02  Phil tanked the weakness pot / “Only the strong survive” 1:47:00  “Would you do hits?” / all his fans would send people after him 1:52:10  Villagers give him anger issues 1:54:19  dog naming / “Stop sending me money you fools” 1:58:04  “Thanks for the money loser” (Ranboo) / “Where is Techno-chan” “I drowned him” 2:02:16  “Subscribe to anyone. Subscribe to emails. Get a lot of junk mail!”

Jan 14 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “A new journey. [Dream SMP]”

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01:18  Phil is unavailable and is being written out / Phil died of old age

02:42  needs a second monitor / wrote down steam ideas and then lost the book

03:42  actually ordered new glasses / "before Phil died of old age he adopted some dude"

04:33  hasn't logged in since last stream

06:02  Ranboo is suspicious / Techno misses his cows / new friend for Bob

09:08  Being "friendly" to Tubbo in chat

0:32  Ranboo drowned a wandering trader / "maybe this guy isn't so bad"

12:39  "I'm not stalling...nothing is ever scuffed on the Dream SMP" / Dream logged in

13:22  Dream is at his very real house / Ranboo joins vc

14:40  Techno offers to kill Ranboo's parrots

15:28  "Drem" / Techno's advanced money making strat / buy youtube and ban the haters

19:03  "Dream has a house"

26:42  "Maybe the plan to ban all my richest donators wasn't great" / January rev enue

27:33  Ranboo gives Techno a replacement axe / "My heart is not warmed"

28:42  Woodland mansion adventure / Orphan's parents

30:10  the dogs kill Edward

33:37  "beat the dogs" / stronghold / go to the end while Dream is offline

35:38  millionaire dogs reality show

38:06  "Sapnap killed so many dogs"

39:50  Techno fears for Patches' life

41:45  Square portal

50:13  Dream and his obsidian

1:03:19  bugged map / all water

1:09:53  "this is pay to win"

1:16:31  "I'm trapped in a burning building"

1:20:27  "Break glass in cause of fire"

1:22:05  the three classic minecraft mobs / mob smp / sad music

1:23:24  "We didn't start the fire" / "L'Manberg deserved to go down...this mansion is innocent" / self defense

1:26:11  gender reveal party / "can't have those without burning down a forest"

1:35:01  he wants Technochan to die

1:35:38  the Nether Pig / it's the main character

1:41:41  "I'm on a highway in heck"

1:43:05  "We just have a ghost man, he's kinda weird"

1:43:30  Mr. Beast event / everyone bailed on the lore stream / festival got delayed a whole month

Jan 6 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “It Ends Today [Dream SMP]”

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01:02 - 27:38  prepping fireworks and potions with Philza 01:51  wither skeleton and cave spider kill count / more prep 08:48  Dream arrives / going early / more frantic prep 11:28  Dream explains the plan / "Look at me, I'm Sethbling" / Techno complains 12:53  making fun of people who complain about the turtle potions 14:47  blowing up Tommy's racoon den 16:17  Techno is afraid for Philza / Philza insists on helping 17:33  "The efficiency 5 shovel counters all of Technoblade's plans" 20:31  Techno stops Dream from blowing up Ghostbur's house 22:40  "Don't risk your life for me Phil" / "You can risk your life for me" (Dream) 23:17  Techno is trying to make everyone homeless 27:51  708k viewers pog 28:41  Piglin fighting for L'Manberg 29:39  "2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate! Not the government!" / "It is I Tommyinnit" 31:09  "The power of friendship vs the government" / Dream is the only person who hasn't betrayed Techno 33:53  the plan is to splash the dogs with invis and strength 34:42  dog cloud / Dream showcases obsidian grid 37:06  Techno joins L'Manberg vc / Philza Minecraft impression / "My army's right here" 40:14  Tubbo takes the first shot and the fighting begins 42:39  "No one kills animal like Sapnap" 44:31  Signal for Philza to spawn withers 48:57  Techno gives Ranboo his memory book 51:23  Armor repair 52:22  Dream starts dropping tnt 53:35  Look at your country fall Tubbo / argument with Tommy 55:27  "Sapnap...Go back to not uploading!...that's my thing!" 56:58  Tommy and Wilbur abandoned Techno at the first festival and Techno still defended Tommy when he was accused of blowing up the community house 57:46  this is about freedom / Techno and the government can't coexist / actions have consequences 59:38  they call Techno a tyrant / airstrike / "it wouldn't be a final boss if I didn't have stages" / "who would spawn withers" 1:01:30  Philza explains why he doesn't like the government 1:01:50  L'Mantree gone / fight winds down / Niki burned the L'Mantree 1:03:29  "Welcome to the youngest anarchy server in minecraft" 1:04:55  "That man was sitting there talking so much trash with a 20 durability helmet 1:05:20  Techno blows up Jack Manifold's stuff with a wither / "What's wrong with you!" "A lot of things" 1:08:25  "If we all work together we can stop the flood" 1:11:38  Ranboo shows up/ "Wooooo the monotony of life!" 1:12:20  "He's got bomb in his name he's probably responsible for this" / Ghostbur is not immune to explosions 1:15:34  "Remember when the server looked good?...It's a shame they have a government" 1:17:20   Insane viewer record, over 850k 1:21:33  Sapnap pulling out the OP shovel counter 1:22:31  Dream improved on Wilbur's destruction plan / "We've stood on the shoulders of giants" 1:23:23  'Tommyinnit was struck by lightning' / "So long Theseus" 1:24:23  "I don't have to take this, I can fly!" / snow deaths 1:25:24  Sapnap is short 1:27:21  Rebuild stream sniped by withers 1:30:04  Sapnap kills Callahan / "Sapnap strikes me as the guy to kill Santa Claus" 1:32:20  baby zombie be stream sniping 1:34:51  Philza has made a genius snow farm / discussing the fight 1:38:24  milk the totem bonding moment forever 1:39:45  the government made him get involved with the execution 1:40:45  Philza removed the traitor tower 1:44:08  dog rescue mission / stasis pearl chamber 1:47:42  what if Techno just murdered Phil 2:01:13  "I agreed with the old Wilbur on a lot of things..but he was kinda evil" 2:01:55  Carl update 2:05:13  "The rich people like Carl" / "I'm so glad I risked Skeppy's life to get that horse back" 2:06:34  "I see" / new reaction image 2:07:38  Sad-ist animatic / artist appreciation / perhaps an animatic playlist 2:10:11  Ranboo's book / Ranboo is welcome to stay in the doghouse 

Jan 5 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “Nothing bad ever happens at a festival. [Dream SMP]”

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01:28  Philza spotted 02:04  "I'm going to be headed to a festival today"  "You got an invite"  "I'm going to be headed to a festival today" 02:44  Tubbo probably stole Techno's trident / Forkza 03:41  chop down Tommy and Ghostbur's house 05:05  "Tommy's alright. Speak of the devil" 05:56  "The economic consequences of murder" / Tommy joins vc 06:18  "Philza Minecraft the creator of minecraft" 07:31  "5th grade vocabulary" 08:06  "We very well might have an invite" / Tommy has an ego problem 08:44  "I only jump on poor people" 09:39  dropped sword / missing Antarctic shield / Tubbo compass logistics 12:13  Techno gives Tommy the axe of peace / "You're worthy" 13:37  long way to discuss plan / separate boats / "It's snowing I'm gonna die" 14:39  Tommy wants to fight Dream / January swearing 16:34  prison spotted 18:57  "signed Clay" 19:41  cobblestone tower guy / "That idiot" 21:15  Techno goes into the festival to investigate 24:04  meeting with Ranboo 25:30  games (fortnite, among us, Disguised Toast) 26:01  "429k wtf" / Dream will follow the no armor law 31:09  Dream is wearing armor and building obsidian walls 33:27  Techno joins L'Manberg vc / "Tommy fucked up" 35:03  Dream accuses Tommy of blowing up the community house 36:51  Dream makes his ultimatum 37:47 "How can I enforce his exile if I don't have the discs"4 40:00  Tommy runs in / Techno goes to defend him 40:25  "Tommy didn't do this...Tommy wouldn't lie to me" 41:36  "Thank you Ranboo" / Tommy and Tubbo fight 42:44  "This is awkward...Emotionally" / Tubbo doesn't trust Tommy 44:08  "There's like 30 people here Tommy" / short silent fight 45:00  "The discs are worth more than you ever were" 45:34  "Hey you" / "Give Dream the disc" / "I'm sorry Tubbo" 46:32  "This isn't me" / Tommy betrays Techno 48:23  Dream insults Tubbo / "This homeless man is spitting bars" / Dream will destroy L'Manberg now that he has the discs / traitor Ranboo exposed 50:22  Dream Techno team up / "Got any withers?" 51:19  Tommy "misclicks" and kills Tubbo's dog / chunk error L'Manberg tomorrow 52:11  Dream ditches Techno / "Give me back my axe you are not worthy" / Techno has been very transparent / Techno jukes everyone 55:18  532k viewer record / vc with Philza 58:00  talking to Dream / "evil villain thing" 58:56  Techno shows Dream the edited wither stash 1:00:06  Plan: Dream blows stuff up while Techno fights everyone / Dream has a reveal planned for tomorrow 1:00:59  Techno complaining about the redstone dot 1:02:33  100% click through rate / 200% audience retention 1:03:16  complaining about Tommy to Philza / Ghostbur shows up / canonical access to twitch .tv / tax fraud folder 1:05:55  complaining about Tommy to Philza 2.0 / Techno only trusts Philza 1:08:06  dog relocation mission 1:14:12  "I trusted [Tommy] with everything" 1:14:48  "All men do is betray Technoblade, eat hot chip, and lie" 1:15:33  "Voices don't snitch...no one else can canonically hear you" / Ghostbur criticism 1:17:03  Technoblade plans to 1v30 with dogs and withers 1:18:17  Techno fishing for a sponsorship 1:20:20  Fundy spotted and subsequently murdered 1:23:03  "I am a magma cube, born to die" / DMCA parody of YMCA 1:24:23  Tubbo probably has Techno's trident 2.0 1:26:49  glasses break again 1:29:25  "I have 435k viewers, it pains me so bad to end the stream" 

Jan 4 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “today I will cause problems on purpose [Dream SMP]”

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00:09  "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement" 00:44  white void intro 04:13  Tommy joins the call (not live) / "Tommy you're still a child right?" 06:13  4.69 million subs / best of Technoblade video 08:18  need to reenchant one of the pickaxes 10:34  actually ate breakfast / hasn't been streaming because he's been sleeping in too late 12:57  Skeppy's newest video is peak clickbait 14:21  Techno has been playing tower defense games / talking about chess 15:33  "Being a minecraft youtuber makes you dumber" 17:20  Tommy shows up / talking about chess 2.0 19:08  "Why are you talking like a science textbook" / "You're talking sounds" 21:31  "Today we cause problems on purpose" cue titlescreen 22:03  "You're in omega Technoblade mode" / snapchat / not trying to speak to women 23:23  threaten government agents in minecraft / FBI agents listening 23:49  snitch achievement / "HOT GIRL ALERT: LOOK LEFT" 25:23  FBI stream viewers / technique to get started on youtube 27:10  "New York" accent / Tommy's been watching the muppets / shoutout to New York viewers 29:41  ANTS / ant population / shoutout to ant viewers 31:17  "They hate the fan artists" 32:50  "That's kind of my character" / "Dream isn't a ghost...he is homeless" 34:08  "Party's over" / "New York isn't canon...but ants are" 35:31  plans to spawn a wither to get his weapons back 36:10  vandalized propaganda poster / Fundy wants a screenshot 37:15  "Interagion Mode" / Tommy falls making threats 38:15  Option 2: Techno spawns a wither and gets his sword back to help fight it 39:20  wither is spawned / spiderman is killed / wither agros on Techno 43:21  Punz and Fundy kill the wither / yell at Ranboo time / Vikkstar recruitment 45:10  Techno needs his nether star / Vikkstar joins the call 47:36  "We aren't getting ad revenue, swear as much as you want" 47:51  tormenting Fundy for the nether star 52:16  "Now you've calmed down and died" / Tommy's been off the grid / festival tomorrow 53:48  "Vikkstar how do I speak to more women" 54:13  "As far as the worst moments go, it was barely top 10" 55:09  Tommy went too far / hand over the axe 56:30  Becoming better partners / Tommy wants to blow up the community house 57:16  "The only dirt we have on Dream is his dirt shack" 58:05  Techno decides to come clean / British ant jokes 59:00  Recruitment speech / Techno won't rest till he destroys L'Manberg 1:02:59  "Hypixel Skyblock is now canon" 1:03:47  "I'll join you" / Red Christmas / not actually joining Techno? / Tommy just wants the discs 1:06:10  "Blowing up a government in a video game" / Tommy will beat up the first American he sees / SBI meetup 1:07:38  Tommy is going to fight KSI / and the Paul brothers / will box anyone on one condition 1:09:20  Tommy wants to fight Techno / neither of them have ever been in a fight / Dream should face reveal beating up Tommy 1:10:38  SBI 2v2 / SBI meetup / potions on dogs 1:12:51  Technoblade loves paying taxes 1:14:13  "If you die can I have your channel" / Techno gets disconnected 1:14:58  "Dream fears my power" / blaming Dream for everything 1:16:10  Tommy wants to be Techno's wingman at a club 1:20:35  "Mount Beak On" 1:21:35  "All Women are Queens" 1:23:23  "You're home looks bad and you should feel bad" 1:23:59  "You broke your arm hashtag coronavirus" 1:24:53  Can grind now that he has his sword back / just needs his trident back

Dec 27 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “Techno & Tommy Do a Kidnapping [Dream SMP]”

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04:07  Santa hat confusion 06:02  can’t control the chat / lamenting his loss of levels 09:42  Techno complimenting himself in a higher voice 13:04  “Dream seems like a nice guy” / Ranboo in chat / “It is in their blood”  14:06  “How’s the glasses” “I just put a new layer of tape on them” / Graduation quote 16:20  canon death dream and take over the server 19:32  vc with Tommy / tommy in Lmanberg / Best of 20:53  why he was late 24:47  “What is wrong with this child” / editing vods 26:57  tone down the trolling / Christmas present / “Hug button” “Boundaries button” 28:09  singing to new disk / homies / pigstep copyright claim / aggressive sellout  31:42  “You’re really also a person” / turtle helmet looks dumb / secret tunnel plan 35:33  age / “Drugs are for losers” “Unless they are prescribed by a doctor”  36:35  hats visible while invis (loud laugh) / Dad clip 37:54  potato and cobblestone bait / Techno confirms Tommy is an orphan 39:29  “mission achievable” / people analyzing the dad clip 41:40  vc with Conner 44:27  “How much pain do you feel on a daily basis” / kidnapping 46:47  threatening body parts / “No one watches colorblind streamers” / going to hell 51:17  WWYMD / “Enhanced interrogation techniques” 52:56  vc with Ranboo / “I’m glad we can agree how reasonable I am” 55:42  “Techno I’m gonna slay all the p_ssy’s in the world” 59:01  “This isn’t good cop bad cop this is torture!” 1:04:35  Ranboo joins vc / scared to meet Tubbo 1:07:25  vc with tubbo / “Well, well, well” / negotiations 1:09:40  Tommy Tubbo argument / Tommy is mad about the execution 1:14:35  “Sadistic” “That was the idea” / “He’s thinking about shapes and sh!t”  1:18:06  “Diary Bros” / Tommy being sad about Tubbo not caring / “I too was betrayed and used by everyone I thought was my friend” 1:21:42  Dream at the portal / “He don’t got no home” / Dream has a disc  1:23:56  “You manipulated me” “I was the only person that was your friend”  1:24:59  “Well that’s gonna be a bit of a problem Dream, because this guy’s with me” 1:29:49  Sellout for Dream fans watching the vods / Rocket launcher nostalgia  1:33:32  “Shirtless stream” 1:35:51  “That’s my secret, I alway hack” / “Oh no not the government” / Overwatch 1:47:35   dog incompetence 1:52:04  invis arrows secret scheme

Dec 22 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “spreading propaganda [Dream SMP]”

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03:37  spreading propaganda / might meet Philza / “My boyfriend said he’ll never sub to you” “Break up with him” 08:53  putting up better propaganda in L’Manberg / “If they take it down they hate fanartists” 15:15  doesn’t want to deal with the political ideology donos / Ranboo spotted  20:55  sbi family / “It’s just a matter of people making massive revisions to my character in the lore” 25:20  joining Phil, Tubbo, Tommy, and Wilbur in vc / “You guys are so bad at plot why are you so lame” 33:22  spotted by Ranboo 37:16  Phil escaping L’Manberg 46:16  “NO WITNESSES” / kills Ranboo 50:19  “Canonically EXPOSED” / Techno talks like a twitch streamer 54:18  making fun of Tommy’s cobblestone tower / 55:29  “You’re the only other person in the SBI whose character isn’t constantly annoying on purpose” / tried to tell people Tommy changed and then he proved them wrong / in a bad mood the whole week till he did a stream without Tommy  59:03  Techno bullying Dream in the last stream 1:06:32  Phil asking Techno not to kill Ranboo 1:11:57  executing a nitwit 1:15:33  Ranboo joins vc / gifts / execution 1:23:42  “That’s just a side effect of the vaccine” / “I was trying to make Christmas money” 1:25:57  baby zombie enchantments / “I see an unsupervised kid in Walmart… jumpkick” 1:29:51  “Sound like retail to me” / “How come every time I talk with you this always happens” “Because you talk to me for more than 30 minutes” 1:34:17  bell trauma / “For low low prices” 1:37:17  Fundy and Jack in chat / “Grandchild who I hate” / “Split up and search for clues” 1:38:59  chat feels bad for fundy / “But in my headcanon you are friends” 1:44:03  brother told him to be quiet / Fundy joins call / “0% chance” “chance i’m willing to take” 1:46:28  angry bruh / “This is why I give you a canon death every stream”  1:48:15  “We might have inflicted the optimal amount of trauma on this child for it to become funny” “It can become a minecraft youtuber” 1:51:55  hiring orphans / “Child exploitation” / Drista shulkerbox 1:56:24  gonna make Ranboo sell enderpearls / ditching Ranboo / shooting Ranboo 2:02:12  “NO WITNESSES” / “He knows how to open doors” / attacking Jack Manifold 2:06:21  Jack joins vc / blaming punz / going to Punz’ house 2:08:45  fundy being impressed at Techno’s typing speed / telling Punz to hurry up 2:11:23  turning on Jack / killing in the holy land / getting people to fall in the hole  2:16:45  Jack and Punz fight / attacking Jack 2:20:47  Gack Manifold / Ponk dies 2:30:13  Ranboo allegiance / “new phone who dis” / showing Phil the vault  2:33:10  got wither skulls instead of streaming

Dec 14 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]”

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2:03  Moving villagers 5:19  Moving villagers for real 7:21  Who's the prettiest Dream SMP member? 9:31  Going to L'Manberg 11:44  No new glasses yet 13:41  Dog time 14:27  Techno definitely isn't a nerd 15:04  Smacking Ponk 16:43  Secret message for Philza 19:03  Chat stop snitching / Dog time 2.0 / Spawn 50 withers off stream 20:43  See me at their own peril / pickaxe is a decent weapon 22:17 3v1 with Ponk, AntFrost, and Jack Manifold 25:42  Intermission in the Holy Land 29:05  Trap around back / anvil time 35:06  Ponk commissions a hit on AntFrost and Fundy 39:56  Pickaxe is a decent weapon 2.0 / those deaths were canon 45:23  Villager time 54:31  Where are the books? 1:02:24  "I reject all the family canon" 1:04:05  Netherite mining 1:08:13  Why do you enjoy minecraft? / healthier gaming habits 1:10:31  "I didn't enjoy [the potato war]" 1:14:10  pirating web novels 1:16:32  web novel recommendations 1:28:10  favorite genre is rom coms / favorite anime is Love is War 1:29:44  “my mom came in when you were saying you were a good boy” / “Thoughts on the british?” / Tommy makes the british on average not good / hasn’t played violin since highschool 1:31:15  “Twitter can get bent” / “That completely changes the story to me constantly backstabbing my family members” / “elite gamer genetics” 1:34:52  “complaining works” / “The squeaky wheel gets the grease” 1:44:39  “Karen mining method” 1:46:51  “Techno has caused 10 canon deaths in exchange for 0 of his own” / “Lukas with a k” / hasn’t seen leaf blower guy 1:51:53  “Favorite minecraft memory?” / would never do a love or host 1:59:28  “Youtube gaming bros” / trying to get jumped in L’Manberg 2:07:19  Preparing for Dream's visit 2:08:28  VC with Dream / Dream investigates / favor is a single wish not general helpfulness 2:09:57  "I know that Tommy's been here" / donation fillibuster 2:14:36  Dream actually gets to talk 2:15:41  Proof of Tommy's presence 2:16:57  Reviewing the to-do list 2:18:39  "I don't care...as long as Tommy doesn't come to L'Manberg" 2:19:24  Homeless Dream? 2:22:26  Dream builds a house 2:48:27  close call with invis / "I almost swore" 2:53:34  luring creepers to Dream's new house 3:00:15  Dream blows up his new house 3:02:30  "I was just watching nature" 3:03:51  "The whole SMP is a Christmas story" 3:12:01  Another visit to L'Manberg 3:22:00  Killing Quackity with dogs 3:24:27  Framing Ranboo for animal abuse (BadBoyHalo and Lazarbeam are also there) 3:28:19  VC with Ranboo / death message debate 3:36:28  Technoleak 3:46:32  Spleefing Ranboo

Dec 18 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “assembling an army [Dream SMP]”

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Timestamps with hyperlinks below

01:07  bone blocks are ugly / messing up sentences 02:41  “Worst case scenario he’s building an ugly tower outside of my base. Best case scenario he died!” / vc with Tommy 04:09  gapple theft / “That’s just not what that word means” / lazy / “objectively true” / “racoon” 07:48  “What are you deepest emotions” “Revenge” / “All I know is anarchy, violence, and get subscriber” 09:10  edited list / Eret / Tommy can’t sprint / “I know another word for dog” 10:53  viewers can’t smell you / destroy a government for christmas / swear in january 13:46  comfort / “You’re trying to think of one redeeming quality and stuttering” 18:56  reddit / “The gene pool will be in shambles” / “Laws aren’t real” / “very large dog” 21:48  Tommy has conflicted feeling about Dream 28:00  Dream spotted / “Describe your surroundings” / pagoda 30:53  stream sniping / “YOU” (high angry voice” / Dream message 33:37  Dream coming / Tommy being bad at hiding / Tommy made Techno invisible 37:51  vc with Dream / “visible enderman” / “Tommy left” “Who?” / channel member bell 40:57  “I am a person who believes in absolute reciprocity” / yelling at Tommy / “DREAM COME BACK” 45:57  tommy asks Techno to stay and then runs away 48:02  “WHAT” / Llama 51:45  “This is where I died” “Which time” / insulting chat / tommy thinks Dream and Clarencio like him 53:30  “stealth breed” / “talking llama” / killing Conner 55:24  attacking Ranboo as Clarencio / invis dogs / killing Ranboo / Clarencio dies to the dog 1:00:38  “Executed is a step up from being exiled” / “Handled with charm” / good eyesight 1:03:42  making Ranboo’s death canon / if it gets on yt it’s canon 1:05:56  “Why are there pants” / “I truly am uninterested” / braces trending on twitter 1:07:19  “I wish I had a gun right now” / definitely didn’t leave tommy 1:09:02  asks dumb questions and gets and when people answer 1:10:12  Schlatt joins vc / not too scripted for schlatt / yearly reddit post / at the base of the tower 1:12:57  dead person name / GLATT / Techno is subscribed to both of them / “He died as he lived an absolute moron” 1:15:56  Mexican Dream / “Are you mad I didn’t know you updated 2 hours ago” 1:18:50  Tommy keeps dying / pedantic / “Imagine using valid arguments” / “Go write a book” “Being a youtuber pays way more” 1:22:13  doesn’t need a ghost name / “Self referential memes” / “You’re saying your own name like a pokemon” / random chance

Dec 17 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “it’s time for evil [Dream SMP]”

Link to my youtube comment with all of the timestamps x

Timestamps with hyperlinks below

01:06  quick stream before glasses appointment / pickaxe is bad weapon 02:49  sub growth / favorite catchphrase 04:39  favorite color? / Mr. Beast collab / leaving streams public for the views 07:01  bannerlord streams? / No. (close mic) / collab with Skeppy / Dream alliance? 08:51  vc with Tommy / box hiding spot 11:42  Techno explaining Edward / Tommy asing how are you 7 times / Tommy’s grapple addiction 14:20  discussing plans / break into L’Manberg / mortality 18:12  potions / “I’ve got the best damn eyes in my school class” “Well I don’t. That’s why I have to end the stream early” / crushed his glasses 20:26  that wasn’t canon / favorite song? / promote Wilbur / frame of mind / Tommy singing blitz in public 23:14  prime log changed / “HE KNOWS THE TYPES OF TREES” 25:14  doctor saying amputate / bone saw 28:27  butcher army has lame branding 30:46  definition of canon / bad vocab on twitter 34:57  Tommy ruins every moment / Theseus 41:13  tommy lacks context / execution site 44:28  messaging Eret / Puffy patrolling 53:21  secret base / arson / Tommy won’t leave / fake dream in chat 57:47  “Enemies of master innit” “Technoblade Furry-in-Denial” / Tommy dying of fall damage would be hilarious 1:00:23  Final Control Room / mushroom ravine / “drug arc” 1:05:43  “I always witness magma cube suicide” 1:08:12  cobblestone tower / Tommy can live in the box

A Small Rant

Consistency on this blog, burnout, and boredom

First of all, as a reminder I've tagged this blog so you can search for just timestamps (#technoblade timestamps), just these personal posts (#nottimestamps) or any individual stream by it's title.

As you any have noticed, I've been really struggling to keep my three times a week schedule. At first that was because some of the streams were three plus hours long (although I had managed to get that 5 hours stream out on time somehow) and partially because school has kept me really busy. However, the current problem is that I'm a bit burnt out. Where before I'd watch the occasional among us video to take a break, lie down, and get out of my desk chair (where I did all my homework and these timestamps) I have now been wasting a ton of time avoiding this and my homework. It's just more of a grind these days. And while that doesnt mean I'm suddenly incapable of doing these, it does mean that I'm made more tired by doing these. I've been lower energy in general so maybe it has nothing to do with this anyways. Who knows. I have been burnt out a bit in general. I worked that one week ahead and took a break but honestly I'm only still doing this because I feel obligated. I in general jump between different consuming internet habits. I spent enough times in the ao3 tags that I read the description for every mcyt fic being produced. I made a second um youtube account so I could subcribe to like a hundred animatic channels and I made a 800 video playlist of all of them. I got really into writing essays on my main. Then I started this blog after getting praise for the timestamps I made in the youtube comments and out of a desire to make them more reliable to find. And now I've been spending a lot of time on twitter (and not just lurking like actually tweeting). I guess my point is I would have moved on if I didn't feel obligated to see this through. I know no one would hate me for missing days, taking a break, or quiting altogether, but it really matters to me. I guess I just think how happy I'd be to find this blog and that's enough for me.

So in conclusion I'm not quitting but I am struggling. Thank you so much to everyone who supports me it's literally only the idea that someone appreciates my work here that keeps me doing this. I wish each and every one of you the best! You deserve it

Dec 16 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “Nothing goes wrong. [Dream SMP]”

Link to my youtube comment with all of the timestamps x

Timestamps with hyperlinks below

11:38  Curing zombie villagers 21:04  Warning from Philza 24:35  Ghostbur sighted 27:25  "You've got to get out of here Wilbur" 31:45  Warning from Philza 2.0 33:24  Butcher Army arrives 35:00  Techno joins their vc 36:54  "I choose blood!" 37:40  Quackity steals Carl 38:21  Drop everything 39:23  "You're going to go to trial" 41:07  "This is not justice" 42:37  "I'm rating this kidnapping 2/10" 46:53  Discrimination against pigs 47:41  Minecraft Mondays are part of the lore 48:20  Philza is on house arrest 48:34  "This must be how everyone feels punching me" 48:47  Posing with poster / escape attempt 49:20  No defense / get in the cage / not a trial just an execution 50:29  Punz interlude 51:02  Ghostbur has named his sheep 51:13  "Pull the lever Big Q" / Technoblade neva dies 51:23  Dream moves Carl / secret tunnel with gear 52:59  Quackity arrives / diamond pickaxe fight / sewer escape 58:01  "You King...in a motivational way" 1:00:51  Heading back to the base 1:08:19  Technoblade spots Tommy 1:09:29  VC with Tommy / "our house" / discovers Dnret / bad summary 1:13:29  Gold theft / violence / "you need to cool down" / disappears 1:15:55  "explain now" / chat letter spam / emotional zigzag / "Dream is a wrong-un" / exiled / get the discs back 1:18:11  Tommy blames Techno / 2 options / wasting eyes 1:19:38  Techno offers an alliance 1:22:24  Tommy blaming Techno 2.0 / "Does Tubbo think you're his best friend" / government ruined your friendship and lost you the discs 1:23:33  Won't be pals / get the discs back / minor terrorism / Wilbur was a bad person / funnier to walk / turtle egg 1:26:20  "Something I haven't shown anyone" / "little hobby" / "Welcome home Theseus" 1:31:57  "The only universal language is violence" / "and women" 1:34:32  swearing / monetization in December / disc plan / mug Tubbo 1:37:15  Bedrock bros / "Almost what I wanted to hear" / weapons theft 1:42:38  Ranboo shows up / threats for armor 1:44:01  “Technoblade you keep talking” / Tommy interrogating Wilbur / accusing Ranboo of pity 1:47:25  Techno simping for his door / rejoining the vc / Techno took Wilbur in / Techno won’t snitch on Ranboo 1:51:07  Ranboo is a pushover / “What is the worst word you know?” / tommy trying to get them cancelled / “You’ve ruined so many moments today” 1:53:31  “Why can’t you say the worst word you know on stream” / “How is this guy the biggest streamer on twitch” 1:55:06  “Help gear up your enemies” / new to-do list / Techno has face revealed / Tommy face reveal 1:57:09  worst word question / “Cactus” / Tommy has never been manipulated 1:59:58  “Who are you talking to” “Anyone will listen” / Tommy given good directions / Tommy lost 2:02:00  Techno regrets partnering with Tommy / “You think to much” “You don’t think at all” 2:04:04  “Just the slightest amount of logic and Tommy’s like ‘i’m getting overwhelmed’” / tommy saying the dream cutout is behind him / stop giving him the info 2:06:58  Tommy trying to scam Ranboo / “Back in your day? You mean August?” / tommy shearing the house 2:08:00  “Oh God I never expected it! It’s the consequences of my own actions” / “Don’t you want the viewers to like you” / Tommy guilt tripped everyone with his depression arc 2:10:38  here to entertain himself not the viewers / “Have you ever done a stream where you forgot to press go live?” / memento / racist is the worst word? / solo streams are great 2:14:20  “Tommy’s sitting here like: ‘I haven’t spoken in 15 seconds’” 2:17:13  “Guys?!?” / Tommy needs to be less like himself 2:20:33  going on mute to plot Tommy’s murder /  to-do list 2:23:37  Techno challenging the arbitrary territory distinctions 2:28:08  Techno didn’t strip the Prime Log 2:29:48  the ban was JSchlatt’s first canon death 2:32:05  “What does the moon make you think about?” “It makes me think about the moon” / peer pressure defense 2:34:58  “Tommy is gone crabrave” / best word / cringe / Tommy is a bad roommate / L’Manberg uses people

Dec 15 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “a new quest (Dream SMP)”

Link to my youtube comment with all of the timestamps x

Timestamps with hyperlinks below

00:50  figured out how to do the minecraft avatar thumbnails / bought a realm 04:32  “I believe in the Dream. That doesn’t work when Dream is on the server” / meeting with Dream / doesn’t know where to meet 06:24  covering creeper hole / “I just want the server to be pretty” 09:35  finding the meeting mountain 10:52  vc with Dream / Dream lives on the mountain now / Techno(not)lost / good map readers 20:10  “Thank you for streaming at the most inconvenient time possible” “You’re welcome” 25:34  talking about Tommy Drista stream / “Tommy manages to avoid all my cool moments” /  glasses tape came off / sky battle clutch 34:58  dono trying to get Technoblade to insult thirty virus 36:44  getting honey for innocent reasons / woodland mansion found 42:16  4 million subs 1:00:02  tomorrow is the 16th wink wink 1:11:30  almost has as many twitter followers as Dream

Dec 9 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “it’s turtle time (dream SMP)”

Link to my youtube comment with all of the timestamps x

Timestamps with hyperlinks below

00:35  Enderman visitor / Greek’s valued being a good host 01:51  Tommy visiting Techno’s house was not canon / very calm 03:39  sleep schedule readjustment / broke his glasses 11:05  wanted poster / “This technique is so good that if I pull it off successfully I’m sure Dream will copy it in his next manhunt. And as you know, the last time I said that he immediately did” 14:07  Tubbo and Ranboo cannot see Techno 16:59  vc with Phil / more poster shenanigans 21:49  matching antarctic empire skins / anti techno propaganda 24:42  “We’re retconning the whole server” 26:41  “I almost killed Georgenotfound the other day” / hard to be nonviolent 32:19  “The reason it is so hard for me to be nonviolent is because I hear voices” / chat is canon 35:32  “It’s leaving” “Just like every father of chat” / Phil ransacking the village 40:14  Phil killed a golem and angered the gods 42:44  “If you’re a pig why are you called the human gps” “You’re asking a bit to many questions” (close mic) 44:00  best superpower / charged creeper / Techno voice cracking over a baby zombie 45:44  “You’re supposed to be the reasonable one Phi” 47:36  “Turtle potions are the next power creep” 53:32  didn’t want to figure bees out so Phil’s in charge / chat saying EEE is basically BEE 1:03:07  Channel Member Shrine / ultimate sellout timer / bee shenanigans 1:08:25  bee achievement / “Wow Phil you are also beekeeping?” 1:09:58  youtube gaming tweet / reward the guy who streams on youtube 1:13:05  squid pond / “What is it with you and killing everything immediately? You have no sense of wonderment for nature” / (close mic) “Keeps them on their toes” 1:15:38  “I’m concerned about your violent tendencies. And when I say that” / Phil doesn’t get voices 1:18:10  explaining the 43 crafting tables / “Place-ted” 1:24:26  chat saying baby mode / googling a tutorial 1:30:07  “Don’t tell the chat that I actually live for the lmaos” 1:32:31  remembering with the intermission screen 1:34:22  zombie crushing eggs / Techno freaking out 1:39:35  Tommy isn’t logged in or at Techno’s base / making fun of Tommy getting bullied by Dream 1:44:52  “Dream is so big brain” / by giving them tridents they kill themselves 1:49:42  “I think I’m a sociopath” “I just play minecraft” / “rainbowchat only works if you do it via donation” / “We’re gonna be peaceful foreeeever” 1:53:14  “My throat hurts from screaming in terror everytime I see you on the cusp of death” / “Been grinding a lot of coal recently” (foreshadowing) 1:56:00  placing all the eggs / “Backups are for cowards” / “You got to put all your eggs in one basket, and THEN YOU WATCH THAT BASKET” 2:00:20 complaining about bees / “If you want honey the first thing you need is four years of postgraduate education” / messaging Fundy 2:03:51  posting the “script” in chat / wanted a small bee farm / turtle hatched 2:10:45  baby turtle is missing 2:17:09  instigating in the chat (Tubbo & Lazarbeam) 2:23:54  “mhmmm me chew through rock” / calling chat dumb for saying E 2:28:31  “The whole reason I do youtube is for the audience feedback”

Dec 5 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “meeting new people (dream SMP)”

Link to my youtube comment with all of the timestamps x

Timestamps with hyperlinks below

02:04  promote anarchism through example not murder / meeting up with people later 06:35  “Congrats on socializing king” “King is a great thing to call me since I am an anarchist” 07:11  complaining about how ugly the wall and mexican l’manberg are / “Retirement arc” 08:35  “How much do I need to donate for a minecraft date” “There is not enough money in the world” 10:46  vc with Vikkstar and Lazarbeam / complaining about people doing streams instead of videos / summary of recent events 12:49  L’Manberg is weird 13:53  gonna lead by example / “being mad is pretty fun that is the whole point of twitter” 14:56  youtube gaming solidarity / “church of youtube memberships” / robbed Techno to create their gov 18:13  nothing would make people more mad than griefing the church of prime / “We aren’t Technoblade” 19:40  Tommy mugged Lazar / “They have the nerve to call me a traitor” 24:05  “That doesn’t sound like my horse Carl” / tnt / going to Tommy’s house 27:05  “And there’s just 50 withers in there” 23:41  “Dream is making fun of me on twitter” / Tommy can’t stop antagonising everyone and he’s gonna end up getting constantly spawn killed 36:17  “If you want peace you need strength” / considered not streaming 37:23  “My little brother hates Tommy” 44:50  “Phil must be protected at all costs” 46:38  “E” / twitch people make fun of the youtube chat 48:30  getting challenged on anarchist knowledge / research for roleplay 51:42  pokemon team / blind navigation 52:59  reading a weird Techno-chan dono / Techno banned a guy for saying he was the only blade in Philza’s chat / skin modeling / doing drugs instead of eating 55:57  Ludwig collab / anarchism definition / finding out Skeppy called him a con artist 57:57  Techno is thriving / L’Manberg has bad pacing / “Would you team with Tommy?” / eat irl 1:00:09  youtube advice / near death experience / youtube advice again 1:06:01  going to react to a parody video / someone very afraid for his health 1:09:13  50 crafting tables / carl merch / “If you wish for peace prepare for war” / anarcho capitalist / save primes for his friends 1:11:55  reacting to a video / anarcho socialism / not naming his ideology / talking about animatics 1:16:11  dono insulting Tommy / personal property / not picking someone’s name / “How dare he watch my friends content over mine”

I worked ahead like promised but then took an entire week off so I missed Friday. Today's is coming out at the same time as usual (after noon pst). School has been really rough and I got kinda burnt out but I'm determined to do this so I'm back on the grind. These next couple streams are either kinda short or I've already done the timestamps for them so things should be better. Having to do these 3+ hour streams was becoming as much work as my classes and I needed a break. Thanks for all the support on this blog.

Dec 3 Stream Timestamps

Timestamps from Technoblade’s “a new home [dream SMP]”

Link to my youtube comment with all of the timestamps x

Timestamps with hyperlinks below

01:26  “I just did a 70 second intro with my mic off” / “It’s ya boi Technoblade” 05:14  “Philza joined the server! What a fortuitous coincidence” 07:22  server looked good for a week 8:56  Tommy joining vc and being annoying / “Dream owns this server. I’ve never said I have the most subscribers” / “You’re speaking a lot of trash for someone who is 99% getting exiled tomorrow” 10:21  really wants to kill Tommy / kills Tommy / “Mexico is now canon” / wall is so ugly / “I find you so annoying” “Hearing that from you Tommy is the best” 11:53  Tommy trying to roleplay but getting every fact wrong / “We made the crater 5% deeper I am the true criminal of that stream” / “You go ahead and prove me wrong about that speech Tommy” / Tommy is Phil’s new neighbor / “My condolences” 14:00  “If I could kill you I would...maybe I could talk you into killing yourself” “In a video game” / recruiting Phil to help him move 16:57  “God I look good in that photo though” 18:17  agreed to take a plot break / “I take a week of and suddenly they’re on the brink of war” / Tommy starts problems 19:31  Ghostbur joins vc / makes a string axe / “They’re gonna put me in the failed crafting compilation” / “The server is cursed” / “The amnesiac is flexing his memory on me” 22:00  4/4 sleepy bois / “Me and Ghostbur go way back” 25:08  “You’re telling me [government] isn’t coming between you and all of your friendships right now” “That’s because of Dream” “Blame someone else” 30:47  “Tomminnit is only like 700k subscribers away I’m getting scared” 34:41  sneaking into L’Manberg for blaze powder 43:55  “WE have natural predators, everything wants to kill us” 47:19  “I think the reason people picked glowsquid is because they were afraid of another annoying mob getting @dded like phantoms” / “Hubert is off limits 48:50  vc with Tubbo / “I stay up all night thinking of cool things I can do on Dream SMP and then I realize I have to do a stream in 5 hours” / lying about not moving / wanted posters 52:44  “Not everyone hates you, they just want you dead or alive” / rain is back / Jesus could walk on rain / “My career is over” 56:17  Tubbo trying to explain how leap years interfere / “mmm 5 hours of sleep mmm” / Ghostbur joins vc / Mexican L’Manberg / “We have to ban some people...from building” 59:09  “We’re making you drugs” “He’s going back to his roots” / explaining the sellout timer / Tubbo is not aware of what his cabinet does 1:03:59  his brother named the cow Bob 1:07:32  “I’m a tactical genius! I’m so wise” / barely used his palace in smp earth so he decided to go smaller this time / compass for Phil 1:11:44  "The start of a new era... I could not control the hearts of men" 1:15:11  Tubbo's pickaxe 1:21:54  Bedwars nostalgia and potential reaction video 1:25:47  Plot summary 1:27:32  Second monitor 1:28:40  Unopened packages 1:29:51  Sony Vegas free trial 1:31:42  Plot video/video integrity 1:37:54  Tommy and endscreen statistics 1:38:02  Tommy character development 1:40:15  Ten-noblade 1:42:30  Not a traitor just an anarchist 1:44:39  "I'll save you Ph1lza!" 1:46:22  "There was a lot of killing" 1:47:59  TECHNO WRITER 1:56:01  Second monitor and new desk 1:57:00  manager/no breakfast/sleep 1:58:40  subscriber statistics 2:01:07  YouTube should sign Techno/eat IRL 2:06:35  3 foods a year / restaurants should be using streamers to advertise 2:09:10  asking for the emeralds back / putting the art back up 2:11:42  don’t insult anime Techno or art twitter will cry 2:13:47  Fossilnet’s love of Carl / exclusive Carl video 2:15:44  complaining about Puffy returning his horse / secret collaborator 2:18:31  hungry / “No one has it harder than us...Dream SMP streamers”  2:20:01  “boring writer” / “Tommy is getting exiled so hard”  2:26:54  tnt collection / chat spa.mming E  2:29:04  exp farm / spiders killed stats / not using creative mode 2:31:26  trying to stop Tommy from catching up / being more productive / Tommy’s twitch viewerbase is too big 2:33:04  SBI streamer house / Kristen can join / ideas for more streams 2:35:18  “If the turtles had netherite armor they’d be wearing it too” / “Masterchief fishing”