ZIMPAI SHIZPOST STORY (part 1?)
BASED ON THE DIB-CHAN ZIM-KUN ZIMPAI TREND THINGY
Cherry blossom petals flew passed by our (not so heroic) hero, Dib Membrane. With an envelope sealed by a purple heart sticker in his delicate anime boy hands, the big headed boy made his way to class with his heart pounding faster after every step closer to the object of his affections…
Invader Zim.
Evil, alien soldier sent by his diabolical leaders, the Allmighty Tallests Tallits…
He moved into Dib’s neighbourhood (SWOON!) and went to his skool (ZIMPAI IS IN THE SAME SKOOL AS ME!! 🥺👉👈)
…One day, Dib decided to act on his gay enemies to lovers arc and finally confess his love to his future alien boyfriend.
SMACK! The absolutely romantic love letter by Dib was thrown at the back of Zim’s bald head covered by his wig. “Ehhh? Who did this?!” Zim-kun yelled out loud in annoyance. Glasses shining, Dib cutely kicked Zim’s leg and giggled, “It was meee~! Notice me, Zimpaii~!”
However, due to Zim being a deaf lizard boy, he screamed once again, “WHO DID THISSS?!?!”
Dib, who had a slightly annoyed expression, tried to smile widely again and replied, “Notice me, Zimpaiii~!”
“WHAAAAT!?”
“Notice me, Zimpai!!”
“WHAAAATTT!?!?”
“NOTICE ME U STUPID ALIEN ZIMPAI!!!”
“WHAAAAAT!?!?”
“NOTICE ME-”
“WHAAAAATTTT!?”
…This was hopeless. Did Dib really not have a chance to end up with Zim? Was ZADR not going to be canon? Was he gonna fuse into a chair again and become emo!?!?
EDIT: PART 2 IS OUT (GET READY TO LOSE MORE BRAIN CELLS)
PART 2
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ZIMPAI SHIZPOST STORY PART 2!!
(UNFORTUNATELY, IM BURNING ALL OF UR EYES AND AM MAKING A SECOND PART! HOPE YALL DONT DIE-)
About to yell the same thing to Zim-kun again, Dib hesitated and took a step back.
Sparkling tears fell from Dibby-chan’s glowing anime eyes, and they gradually started to darken as this was of course, an exaggerated overly dramatic anime scene. (SORRY ANIME LOVERS, FOR SPOILING UR LOVE FOR ANIME WITH THIS THING)
The stinky dookie brained alien love interest suddenly noticed the big headed boy’s waterfall of tears and stepped closer to him. The latter gave out a small cute gazp, hoping for an adorable cliché romantic scene to happen.
When Zimpai was only a few inches away from Dib-chan’s face he leaned even closer and placed his super buff anime finger below Dib’s chin and whispered…
“Dib-chan,” he continued, “I…”
Dib’s heart began to go DOKI DOKI- I mean it began to pound loudly against his rib cage, feeling like it was about to burst out for Zim to steal once again… (no like actually, Zim literally stole Dib’s heart after deciding that stealing his lungs wasn’t enough)
The green boy’s lips was so close to Dib’s…
…until it moved away, over to Dib’s ear.
I mean it’s not a kiss, but it’s good enough I guess….?? Is he gonna confess his love to me?! OMGOMGOMG IM SOO GONNA ANIME FANGIRL OVER THIS- wait where did that come from?? Anyway…could this be it?! D-did my stupid idiotic alien Zimpai….finally notice me…?! Dib thought to himself while trying to suppress the dorky fanboying squeals he wanted to make.
The silence between the boys finally broke when Zim-kun lovingly whispered in his deep buff manly voice,
“…peepee,”
Dib blinked in confusion.
“…You mean our old class hamster?”
Zim grinned from ear to ear and cackled maniacally, “PEEPEEPOOPOOOOO!!!”
Dib-chan started to hyperventilate and turn his back on Zim dramatically. Small silhouettes of leaves started to blow past them and Zim began to randomly grow handsome eyebrows…
In between sobs, Dib sniffled…
“Is that how you really feel, Zim-kun?”
TO BEEEEE CONTINUEUEDD- (Unfortunately)
PART 1
PART 3
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