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DNP Rewatch: DAN AND PHIL MASSIVE PIZZA MUKBANG

Date video was published: 10/15/2018 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 381

There were three months between the last main channel video and this one, which is the biggest gap Phil has between main channel videos (at least where he hasn’t privated any). They filmed this just the day before it was posted and Dan teased it on Insta stories too. I’m going to apologize in advance for this post being so long, but the video is so long and SO GOOD.

0:00 - Phil liked this bit so much he wanted to put it in the video twice

0:19 - yeah, that must have been such a weird slow down after so many months of touring

0:37 - Dan’s fond smile at Phil trying to describe this

0:42 - I wonder what else Phil lures Dan into with food

0:54 - I’m not convinced either of them pronounced it right there at all

1:06 - Phil has a facial expression journey there...the wide eyes, the glance at the camera, the eyebrow raise

1:16 - “for us, that’s just dinner” 😂

1:27 - “I hope it’s just as kinky as you want it to be” jesus Dan 😳

1:31 - Dan pretends to hate the emoji pjs, but look at that smile at them

1:38 - “except for Dan” 😭 Dan doesn’t count

1:50 - they don’t hate it...but it is stressful sometimes I’m sure

1:59 - Dan always using the “fill the hole” thing since Daniel and Depression. they had already gotten pizza at least one other time after tour too (although not Dominos)

2:03 - lol at Dan’s offended face...Phil is not wrong though

2:13 - sure editing Phil, lets make really sure everyone knows you said “anal”

2:28 - don’t think I’ve ever realized Dan says “it’ll be like a two-way kinky thing” there before 😳

2:40 - foot content

2:47 - intense discussion happening during the ordering

2:55 - Phil with the snap back to looking at the camera when he realizes he’s been staring too long

3:06 - love Phil mocking Dan’s dramatic gestures 😂

3:11 - Interactive Introverts promo time

3:31 - yeah they really did not get a break before doing that editing. and of course they couldn’t just let someone else do it, because they want to have control of all the details

4:09 - put them together and they really can’t not have irrelevant banter

5:06 - usually Phil does merch promo more, but Dan is really handling it here...wonder why they decided that

5:19 - that is an obnoxious doorbell noise but at least you wouldn’t not hear it I guess. also their matching looks of shock, lol

5:26 - pretty sure Dan knows when he says that that he’s going to end up going to get it

5:40 - “he looks like Zac Efron, I can’t go” oh Phil 😂

5:48 - embarrassed boyfriend vibes

5:51 - emoji crotch shot for why?

6:14 - I love this bit about the glasses...why is it implied that it will be Phil who either drinks out of the bottle or who has the wine glass and not Dan? fascinating

6:50 - Phil looking so fond about the dips. they had had a discussion about that in What Dan and Phil Text Each Other

7:08 - dying at Phil describing ketchup as “exotic” 😂 wtf.

7:18 - “Philly needs his nugs” Phil what.

7:32 - I have never seen anyone do this

7:52 - so many bits of domestic info in this

8:00 - ...thanks for sharing, Dan I guess? Phil looks very uncomfortable while he’s attempting it

8:17 - WHY the sexy music overlay?! 👀 help

8:20 - Phil is right! I hate it when the takeaway gets cold

9:10 - they had been getting that same order since at least 2014

9:26 - they are so serious about these descriptions...it is actually important to them

9:42 - Phil said “people don’t think this is weird” but I’m pretty sure he means they DO

10:02 - that’s not a thing we knew before this, I don’t think, because he definitely has eaten on camera before. but I guess never an actual “meal” like this

10:18 - Phil, the demon of temptation

10:29 - little shoulder pats 🥺 Dan does most of the reach-out-and-touch-ing in this video

10:45 - the complete non-sequitur of “you look great Phil” while Phil is just talking about the wine glass...Dan’s mind is elsewhere

10:56 - danger! and the thing they do with “category” levels of disaster

11:23 - starting a new conversation topic, random singing, distracted by food...seems about right

11:30 - “you’re a fascinating guy” ahahaha, Phil!

11:33 - they had also been to see PJ’s Space Tour show (1, 2, 3)

11:36 - Dan is very into the food there

11:40 - Phil went to the art fair with Martyn (and Cornelia, probably) on October 7 and shared some insta stories from it (1, 2, 3, 4)

11:43 - actually when Phil was at the art fair, Dan was visiting his family which he’ll talk about in a bit (unless one of them posted things on a later date)

12:04 - why did Dan do a little lean forward like he was about to lick it off...

12:13 - the way Phil just drops “giant wall of penises” makes me laugh every time 😂

12:23 - love that of course he had told Dan about that immediately afterwards

12:29 - “was it artistic, was it tasteful, were they French?” christ...and sure Phil “I didn’t stare at it too long” ...right

12:40 - Dan is not used to this talking/being entertaining during a meal

12:55 - foot content yet again

12:58 - Phil just laughing at Dan’s intense reactions to the food

13:14 - now I want to have UK Dominos to compare it

13:38 - I am definitely not like this...although maybe if I didn’t have to cook I would enjoy meals more, lol

13:42 - p. 127 of YWGTTN “I have friends who don’t turn off their work notifications in the evenings…” still calling out Phil for the phone thing

13:45 - I love that Phil then checks his phone to make sure 🥺

14:03 - Phil really does look at Dan in this video a lot more than in usual joint videos

14:13 - and that’s what Phil does it seems...provides a distraction

14:32 - a librarian specifically, hmm. I don’t know; Phil is so creative

14:51 - I feel Phil here...phone calls are my nightmare

15:15 - Phil is getting much more real and deep about himself here than he usually does...although later 2018 is when he seemed to start opening up more

15:36 - “our audience is so nice” awww 🥺 here we really see the difference in Dan’s attitude especially towards their audience as compared to before the tour, like in Giving The People What They Want

16:02 - actually internalizing that so you don’t worry about it is hard though

16:45 - I can’t say I’ve ever cried because of how good food is...this must happen somewhat frequently for Phil to ask

17:05 - “we were pretty fit” same energy as the “I had abs...where did they go?” live show moment

17:19 - Dan just recently tweeted about a gym, so I wonder if they’re trying a personal trainer again now

17:32 - I love that Phil enjoyed boxing of all things...even if it was because “I enjoyed punching you” 😂

17:45 - I have never met another person irl that has the same problems with left and right that I do, but Phil does!

18:11 - this is great that Dan points out that sometimes it’s worse to call attention to things people are uncomfortable with, and Phil listens and accepts that

18:44 - I’m surprised they told us this...that would have been around Trying To Live My Truth and the aftermath

18:57 - and that seems to be what they do...they will work as hard as they have to for their projects. I hope they’re doing a bit less of that now for their own sakes

19:24 - this must have been a planned thing to mention in this video

19:40 - oh Dan... “a couple weeks”

19:52 - “I liked doing the radio...with you” parallel to Something we want to tell you! and “I like playing video games with you”

19:59 - definitely something Dan had seemed to be struggling with with his content, really starting in 2017, I think

20:30 - “I think people just want you to be happy” aww, Phil

20:43 - yeah, I think it was really good for Dan to have the extra time post-tour before BIG

20:50 - “coming out of your cave” is a bit too on the nose there

21:03 - Phil really is easy going with his channel

21:39 - the stories of their audience really do seem to mean a lot to them

21:47 - I think sometimes they thought that about their own audience too

22:12 - more shoulder touching from Dan

22:19 - love Phil just giving him something fun he can do. they had been playing a lot of Spiderman

22:43 - the softest “you brought my candle over” 🥺

22:50 - I would like to see a candle haul/tour of candles (aka house tour) now please

23:03 - I agree with Dan here...don’t want that while you’re eating

23:18 - leg touch there...not sure if Phil’s face is still reacting to the undercooked potato or Dan’s comment

23:40 - they were into the forever-home design at this point too, so I wonder if the minimalism vs not argument was happening often

24:00 - I really would like to know how they managed to shrink a bunch of their clothes on tour

24:23 - love that Phil is saying HE would be bored because he’s the one looking 😂

24:35 - “that’s great actually” Dan can’t not make it a compliment

25:01 - why does he keep zooming in on Dan drinking throughout this

25:16 - awww, Phil

25:49 - the jazz hands! again, possibly a bit too on the nose for what ends up happening next

25:59 - yep, there we go. that was when Phil was at the art fair. he shared some Colin content (1, 2)

26:02 - awww at Phil again for the “your family are nice!”

26:26 - had he not told Phil this?

26:36 - so awkward! oh Dan

27:20 - love Dan picking up on the northern accent in just three words

27:59 - Phil is embarrassed to admit that it seems, but he will use it as a video idea later

28:28 - got to have a “feeding” moment, although he cut into it pretty late

28:35 - really out of nowhere there from Dan

28:46 - “not if you’re just, like, hanging out with me” 😭

28:55 - awww, cute dog. fleas, not so cute

29:13 - Dan’s reaction to Phil saying “eating our ass” 😂

29:41 - “a soft warm hole” ...worse

30:09 - Phil just scooting closer there

30:13 - “you'd pull it off” of course

30:18 - Phil is so appalled that it’s even a question if he could finish a cookie

30:41 - more crotch-shot for some reason...also, must have washed some glasses for the milk

30:48 - you don’t...fry...pizza?

30:59 - surprised we didn’t have a rock-paper-scissors here

31:25 - we like the chatting too!

32:25 - awww, they’re proud of it

32:45 - Dan....what. 👀

This is such a comfort video for me. It’s so casual; almost like an edited joint live show. Phil is so sweet and calming. I love it.

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Hello! Can you write an age gap fic with Steve? Doesn't have to be age gap necessarily but like he's almost a 100 so he's older than everyone technically! So like him getting jelly and then showing you he maybe old but he can still fuck🥵🥵

oh, i'm nervous bc your steve fics are my fave 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 thanks for the request!

pairing: steve rogers x reader

warnings: smut - fingering, a hint of overstimulation, and a goofy lead in to the smut, but i couldn't come up with anything better 💀, 18+

word count: ~1200

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“He’s so hot,” you sigh quietly, interrupting the silence the two of you have fallen into during your weekly movie night.

Steve furrows his brow, turning his head to look at you, but you're concentrated on the tv. “Who?”

“Zac Efron,” you answer, sounding offended he even has to ask. “Look at him,” you gesture toward the screen. “What a man.”

Looking back toward the tv, he shrugs. “He's all right, I guess.”

Out of the corner of your eye, you can tell by the way he sits up straighter and clenches his jaw slightly, there's a hint of jealousy there.

Deciding to push it a bit, you go on. “I swear I've been in love with him since I was 16.”

He just hums in response, and you repress your laughter, but decide to drop it.

He stays quiet the rest of the evening, not even making his usual passes at you when you get ready for bed together. Usually watching you trade your clothes for nothing but one of his t-shirts does it for him, but you roll your eyes as he silently climbs in bed without you.

Cuddling up behind him, your chest pressed against his back, you put your arm around him, and start to trail a few kisses across his shoulder and the back of his neck. “Stevie,” you mumble.

“Not tonight,” he says flatly, before muttering something else under his breath. “Go find that Zac kid.”

“I wish,” you scoff, rolling away from him.

“That’s it,” he mutters again, finally rolling over so he's on top of you, pinning you to the bed.

“Oof, Steve.”

“I changed my mind,” he growls, his eyes darkening. “Maybe you need a reminder of who makes you feel good.”

The sheer sternness in his voice has your thighs involuntarily pressing together. “Please,” you whisper, putting your hands on the back of his neck, pulling him down into a deep kiss.

He wastes no time letting his hands wander beneath your t-shirt, immediately resting on your breasts, his palms brushing against your nipples as he kneads the soft flesh.

“Gonna make you forget about anyone else,” he says between the kisses he's now pressing against your jaw and your neck.

All you can do is whimper and he lets up for a moment to pull your shirt off you. With it gone, he moves on to your chest, playfully nipping at your skin, soothing each spot with his tongue, until his mouth finds one of your nipples.

At the same time, he slides his hand down between your legs, letting his fingers lightly circle your clit over the fabric of your panties.

Feeling you shiver from the pleasure, he chuckles, removing his mouth from you, but keeping his fingers against your core. “We’ve barely even started, and you're already shaking.”

“More, Steve,” you beg, fully submitting to the desperation you feel.

Jerking your hips against his fingers, he pulls them away. “Ah, ah,” he tuts. “Here,” he says, bringing his fingers to your mouth. “Get them nice and wet for me if you want them so bad.”

Your breath hitches at his demand, but you know better than to resist. Parting your lips, you let him put two fingers in your mouth. Meanwhile, he’s pulling your panties off of you, the cool air of the room a stark contrast to the heat between your legs.

“Good girl,” he coos, feeling your tongue swirl around his fingers. “That’s it.”

Pulling them away, his hand finds its way back between your thighs. “Eyes up here, pretty girl,” he commands, wanting you to make eye contact as his fingers dip between your folds.

“Mmm,” you moan, your eyes falling shut, causing him to pull his fingers away, and your eyes snap back open.

“What did I say?” he taunts.

“I’m sorry, please, Steve,” you plead frantically, looking into his eyes.

“That's better,” he smirks, pressing his fingers against your clit.

Your eyes roll back, but you make sure to keep them open. He moves his fingers in slow circles, before picking up the pace. As your breathing becomes more shallow, he slows down again, moving his fingers to tease at your entrance.

“Steve, yes, there,” you whimper.

“How many do you think you can take, baby? Hm?” he asks, thrusting one finger in you for now.

“More,” you nod.

“You got it, doll,” he smirks, surprising you by adding two more instead of easing you into it.

“Shit,” you breathe, closing your eyes momentarily, but catching yourself. “S-so good, Steve.”

“Like my fingers in this tight pussy?” His words come out through gritted teeth. “I know you do, can feel you clenching, princess.”

“Mhm,” you nod. “Fuck,” you groan, feeling his palm bump against your clit with each thrust of his fingers. “I’m-”

“Gonna cum already?”

“Yes, yes, I’m gonna cum,” you cry, and he quickens the thrusts.

“Cum on my fingers,” he urges. “Come on, this is what you wanted, baby, let me feel you. Keep those eyes open.”

His encouragement sends you over the edge, your thighs trembling, legs attempting to close, but being held open by his free hand.

“Oh my God,” you choke out as he works you through your high. His fingers move slower, but he doesn't pull his hand away.

“There you go, so pretty when you cum for me,” he coos, leaning down to capture your lips in a languid kiss. “So pretty that I want you to do it again,” he adds as he pulls away, and your eyes widen.

“But Steve-”

“What?” His voice is teasing as his thumb finds your sensitive clit, rubbing slow circles.

You can't help it now, your eyes fall shut for good this time.

“That's what I thought,” he quips, starting to thrust his fingers again. “I wanna be inside you so bad, pretty girl, but I need to see you cum again.”

All you can do is nod, and it doesn't take long for him to have you on the brink of another orgasm.

"I can feel you're close, doll, let it happen," he coaxes. "Come on."

“I'm cumming,” you find the energy to announce. “Steve,” you whine, as the intense pleasure courses through your body for the second time.

“That’s my girl,” he praises as your back arches off the bed, your hands grasping at the sheets.

When he doesn't let up though, you bring your hands up to grab his forearm. “Too much, Steve,” you whimper.

Finally stopping his movements, he sits back, using his free hand to soothingly rub your side to help you calm down as you work on steadying your breathing. When he pulls his fingers out, you whimper at the loss, but let out a deep breath.

“Jesus, Steve,” you sigh, draping your arm over your forehead. “If I knew that's what I get for talking about my celebrity crushes, and apparently making you jealous, I'd do it a lot more often,” you joke, earning a laugh from him.

“Smartass,” he teases, moving back on top of you. “I am so not done with you.”

~~~

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