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calibabii21 · 6 months
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haechan is so "just the tip" coded.
I'm feral.
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calibali22 · 7 months
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Smoking with NCT Dream (reaction)
a/n: ayo I highk wasn't even gonna write today😭 but conversations with @neoculturecollectives will get you typing a mile a minute ong, so thank you for enabling my impulsion fren🩷
warning: mature. mdni
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Mark: Mark would be all sexy and chill which would make him even sexier. He would absolutely cuddle with you and let you sit on/straddle his lap- platonically or in a relationship, just know it's ending in you riding him. maybe another round in the shower..and he may wake you up with head in the middle of the night.
Renjun: This could actually be a solo thing where he smokes alone. He'd be so pent up from schedules and shenanigans that he relishes in being able to finally sit back on the sofa and have a little me time. Now that he's calm and relaxed, he's definitely jerking off. Mans isn't quiet about it either. If he's feeling a lil spicy he might even record himself a bit and send it to you.
Jeno: This guy would just already be head thrown back still smoking as you ride him. He would have one hand slapping and gripping your ass, telling you to go slow before he ditches the blunt to wrap both arms around you and fuck up into you. He'll probably get sleepy after a shower and will climb straight into bed cuddling flush up against you buck ass naked.
Haechan: Haechan. dear Lord, Haechan. This man would be manspreading on purpose, tilting his head back to blow out the smoke because he knows how much you like his neck. His hand placement would be oh so intentional as it rests on his crotch or just on his thigh right next to it- thumb rubbing back and forth over his semi hard on. He would either be very up front about wanting to fuck, or, he'd be so obviously faking obliviousness that you just end up begging for him and he gives in biting his lip saying "Princess if you wanted it so bad you just needed to ask."
Jaemin: One word. shotgun. It'd be an experimental thing but right as it happens, Jaemin would just stare at your face. studying you. His eyes are heavy as he gives you that growing smile where he's biting his lip and raises his eyebrows as if saying "you like that?" You will most likely end up giving him head after that.
Chenle: ngl this little shit may be full of mischief. He would spend the whole night spamming your phone with texts about how you're all scared and won't pull up. Until you do. Then he's biting his lip staring at you as you go off on him about bothering you. When you stop mid-rant to go on about him not listening, he interrupts you with a kiss and says "you make anger so hot" just to piss you off💀
Jisung: I feel like there would also be straddling with Jisung. He would kind of space out every now and then. All of a sudden his hands would glide over your ass and just grip it greedily, absentmindedly mumbling a "mine" when you let out a moan. Then as you sit back straight on him after placing the blunt and lighter on the table, one of his hands would slide up to your neck, lightly choking you- your own gripping the seam of his t-shirt. The vibes are just hella sensual not even gonna lie. He would re-adjust you to sit directly on his bulge, making you grind against it. The part that would make him snap is the whimper you release when he traces your lips with his tongue and adds a little pressure to your throat. After that he's pulling you into a deep and slow paced kiss led by him. You're not shy with the tongue and that just makes him grind back against you harder. Basically y'all cum from making out and dry humping lmao.
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diorsluv · 3 days
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casual , part 8
“ so now when we kiss ”
series m. list previous chapter
( socialmedia!au )
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yourusername who’s gonna be the chandler to my monica (i need someone to marry me when i’m still single at 40) 🤗
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vivianliu don’t worry bae i’ll hook you up with the hottest 40 year old man when we get there
→ yourusername you’re too sweet 😞😞
→ lhughes_06 no you won’t
→ vivianliu yes i will 😒 lhughes_06
rutgermcgroarty i can’t be chandler but i can be the ullmark to your swayman
→ yourusername STOP YOU KNOW ME SO WELL
→ jswayman1 there’s only room for one pair 🙄
→ rutgermcgroarty …have you just been lurking??? jswayman1
→ yourusername oh my god sway it’s you i love you so much you’re like one of my favorite goalies ‼️
→ yourusername DID YOU JSUT FOLLOW ME IH MY FUCKUGB GODDDDD jswayman1
→ jswayman1 yes i did 🫡
→ jackhughes WHAT this isn’t fair???
username25 THE jeremy swayman just followed you babe how do you feel 🎤
→ yourusername AMAZING
username37 FRIENDS AHHH
trevorzegras i can be the chandler to your monica
→ yourusername yeah.. i’m good 😬
→ trevorzegras HEY THATS MEAN
→ yourusername i’m just kidding z (not really)
→ yourusername i’m sure there’s a ton of girls out there that want you!! it’s just not me 🫶🫶
→ _alexturcotte the public rejection is insane
→ trevorzegras 💔
→ yourusername i still love u tho!
→ trevorzegras ❤️‍🩹
edwards.73 me
→ yourusername we’ll see
→ edwards.73 whats that supposed to mean 🤨
→ yourusername one night in my bed isnt gonna make me forget about everything
→ edwards.73 IM SORRY FOR IGNORING U
→ yourusername prove it
luca.fantilli i’ll be the rachel to your ross!
→ yourusername you wanna be the woman in an on-and-off relationship??? 😭😭
→ luca.fantilli yeah i wanna see what it’s like to be you for once 🤗
→ yourusername hold up
→ lhughes_06 LMAO
→ dylanduke25 THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR
→ luca.fantilli oops
→ yourusername 😟😟
username34 the way he looks at her 🥲
username88 I LOVE THEM
markestapa hypothetically what would you do if someone asked you out and asked you to be the monica to their chandler
→ yourusername i would marry them on the spot
→ markestapa moving a little fast there aren’t we?
→ dylanduke25 AHEM edwards.73 AHEM
lhughes_06 ustjay osay ouyay owknay ehay eallyray oesday ikelay ouyay (just so you know he really likes you)
→ yourusername we haven’t used pig latin since like middle school 😭😭
→ _quinnhughes your nerd phases
→ lhughes_06 utshay upyay (shut up)
→ jackhughes IGPAY ATINLAY (PIG LATIN)
→ luca.fantilli oh my god i remember speaking pig latin
→ adamfantilli igpay atinlay asway oatedgay (pig latin was goated)
→ vivianliu is this just a sibling thing 😭
→ dylanduke25 no tyler never learned it for me 😐😐
→ tyler___duke5 no i just never used it with you dylanduke25
→ trevorzegras ancay onfirmcay ityay asway ayay iblingsay ingthay (can confirm it was a sibling thing)
→ griffinzegras please don’t bring it back i was struggling enough back then
→ edwards.73 iyay opehay ouyay owknay iyay understandyay igpay atinlay ootay (i hope you know i understand pig latin too)
username84 who’s gonna translate all that pig latin 🥰🥰
username97 oh my god this is gonna send me back into my friends phase
→ username6 RIGHT
_alexturcotte remember the friends marathons we would have every summer
→ yourusername barely 🙄
→ _alexturcotte WHY ARE U ROLLING UR EYES
→ yourusername YOU WOULD ALWAYS “FORGET” TO TELL ME YOU WERE WATCHING IT
→ trevorzegras he was watching it with me that’s why 😉
→ yourusername ieday trevorzegras (die)
→ trevorzegras you’re no fun rosie
adamfantilli i love gale weathers
→ yourusername completely different franchise but yes she’s toooooo iconic 😈😈
→ vivianliu sidney’s hotter
→ adamfantilli that’s a hot fucking take vivianliu
→ luca.fantilli sidney prescott or sidney crosby??
→ vivianliu both
→ markestapa you’re all forgetting about billy
→ yourusername BILLY
→ lhughes_06 billy 😒
username18 i just finished friends!!
username75 I WILL
mackie.samo I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
→ yourusername i love maddy more
→ mackie.samo YOU MET HER ONCE
→ yourusername i stand by my statement
username71 istg this is directed at ethan
username8 STOP I MISS THEM
username31 i need someone to look at me like that
colecaufield ‘90s shows were my childhood 🙏🙏
→ yourusername ur literally an ‘01 baby???
→ colecaufield BARELY
username66 THEM >>>>
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yourusername i was fuckin superstars when i was nineteen 🥴
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jackhughes woah there
→ yourusername it’s just a song ! 😰
→ jackhughes i’m sure that’s all it is 🤨🤨
_quinnhughes YOU’RE STILL A CHILD
→ yourusername IM ALMOST 20??
→ _quinnhughes UR STILL 19
→ yourusername then my caption’s pretty fitting
→ _quinnhughes 😐
username27 IS IT BECAUSE OF WHAT I THINK IT IS
→ yourusername do tell
→ username27 ur 19, u and ethan, ethan’s like an underground superstar
→ yourusername 🙊
edwards.73 the shit we did you won’t believe me
→ dylanduke25 NOW IM AT THE TURN UP
→ mackie.samo LOOKING LONELYYY
→ trevorzegras AND THEY WONDER WHY IM QUIET AT THEM HOUSE PARTIESSSS
→ jackhughes CUZ EVERYBODY SEE ME
→ colecaufield ROLL SOME BLUNTS
→ adamfantilli AND HIT HER ONCE
→ rutgermcgroarty AND NOW SHE NEED ME
→ yourusername brent faiyaz 🙇‍♀️
→ edwards.73 did u put everyone on this song 😕 yourusername
→ yourusername yeah..
→ edwards.73 thought it was just me
→ dylanduke25 dont act all jealous 🙄🙄
username55 you’re. so. pretty.
dylanduke25 creds creds creds creds creds
→ yourusername creds!
→ edwards.73 why’d you take the pics
→ dylanduke25 bc we were hanging out?? 😭
→ edwards.73 oh
username89 omg babe where’s your top from
→ yourusername im gonna be honest i have no idea vivi got it for me as a gift 😔🙏
→ vivianliu i custom made it 🤭
mackie.samo this is so #cottagecore and #aesthetic
→ yourusername who the hell is teaching you this
→ mackie.samo my sisters 😕😕
→ lhughes_06 stop using hashtags good fucking lord
→ markestapa that intervention wasn’t for nothing mack 😒
trevorzegras brent faiyaz our lord and savior
→ yourusername 🛐
rutgermcgroarty HEY why didn’t you post our photos 😞
→ yourusername tis for another time my dear boy
→ rutgermcgroarty shakespeare lookin ass
→ yourusername 🖕
→ adamfantilli guys remember when we were nice to each other
→ yourusername no
→ rutgermcgroarty no
username99 CLOUDED
luca.fantilli is he gonna ask you out or what
→ yourusername luca 😭😭
→ luca.fantilli what?? i’m jus being curious 😔
username35 HELLO????? the fit ate down
vivianliu fuck her on the floor like i don’t give a fuck bout it 🎶🎶🎶🎶
→ yourusername your judgement get clouded when you clouted
→ vivianliu your judgement is clouded as hell
→ yourusername HOW???
→ vivianliu you know 😐😐
→ edwards.73 stop hating lil bro
→ vivianliu i hope you drown
username76 that second pic got me kicking my feet n shit
username21 skincare routine when???
username3 how are you not a model
adamfantilli let me tie your shoes bc i don’t want you falling for anyone else
→ yourusername no
→ adamfantilli did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
→ yourusername adam babe we talked about this
→ adamfantilli do you play soccer? bc you look like a keeper
_alexturcotte i got you new sneakers 🥰
→ yourusername REALLY??
→ _alexturcotte i figured you’d need them after running through my mind all day
→ yourusername oh god please don’t make this into a habit
→ colecaufield stop harassing her with pickup lines turcs
username69 we all know ethan’s going feral over this one
→ username14 fr i can sense it from here
username5 the hughes genes are godly asf
notes ) this is my way of coping through the pain of being a stars fan anyways should ethan n rosie finally get together 🫢
tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood @bunting58 @crazycat-ladys-blog @smoooore @bunbunbl0gs @lilasianmeat
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calibabii21 · 7 months
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|| in my mind || p.js, l.hc
pairing: idol!Jisung x fem manager!reader ft. idol!Haechan
genre: smut
warning(s): phone sex, Jisung is audacious, dom-ish Jisung, Haechan is a little shit as per usual, excessive use of "noona", use of "pretty", voyeur (?) Haechan, Haechan switch mode asf, Haechan is referred to as "baby boy"
wc: 1.4k
a/n: this literally came from me listening to Poison and a conversation about it transitioning to phone sex with Jisung, so, here's a little something short. mdni.
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Excitement coursed through you as you finally slipped into your bed. Everything was going as planned. Until it wasn't. You had counted the minutes to be in this position: lingerie, laptop, vibrator- only to be interrupted by an impeccably timed phone call.
You take a few deep breaths to calm your nerves before answering. "Hi Noona!" Your irritation begins to dwindle as you hear the enthusiasm in his tone, "Yes, Jisung?" The conversation proceeds as a usual check in, and then, silence.
Taking advantage of it, you close your eyes sinking back down into your previous position and try to will yourself back into the mood. "I miss you." Instinctively, a moan leaves you at the sound of his mutter, a jolt rushing through your body as your eyes snap back open. "I- you'll see me tomorrow."
If he heard your slip-up, he doesn't make it known to you, but unfortunately for you, there was another pair of ears present- the worst pair. "Oh my. What's got you making such a pretty noise for our Sungie?" You're glad you don't have to think of a bullshit excuse because it sounds like Jisung is pushing him out of the room and locking the door.
"Sorry Noona, he just walked in." Still slightly flustered you laugh it off, "Oh no, it's alright haha.." Your heart is pounding, as if it can tell something is about to kick off. "Do you..need something..Noona?" Every hair on your body stood up. He always calls you that, but he said it differently that time. Like there was a hidden meaning behind it.
Clearing your throat seems to be the one you can do at the moment. "Something like?" You know this is very wrong. He's not only your client, but he's still impressionable in your eyes. At least he was. "Do you need, help?" Deciding to continue feigning ignorance, you're about to respond but he beats you to it, a sudden sturdiness in his voice you've never heard before.
"Please, don't play dumb. Do you need me to help you cum?"
Stunned can't even describe your current state. You want to answer him but God is this unprofessional. "Do you need my voice, to guide you through it?" oh God. He chuckles at your- well, what would be silence, if not for your audible shallow breaths. "Bet you don't even need my guidance. Your desperate hand is probably already caressing where you wish my hands were."
There's a whine that leaves your mouth at his words, but also at the realization that he was right. Your hand was already touching yourself, whispers escaping you, "Jisung." As if beckoned by the call of a siren, his husky response is instant, "Yes, Noona?" You don't know what you want from him, but you feel he's the only one who can satiate you, "Help me?"
You're startled by sudden boisterous laughter booming from the other side of the line, but it isn't Jisung. "I tried to stay quiet and enjoy the show but damn, Jisung. You're good." You can't bring yourself to be surprised, "Hyuck?" The arrogance in his tone is clear as day, "Hey, Pretty. I bet your hand hasn't even moved from between your legs, has it?"
Heat spreads across your face, "Sh-Shut up." But rather than intimidating, it comes out pant-like. "Want to know where my hand is?" You let out a breathy chuckle, reaching for your vibrator, "I can take a good guess, perv." He returns the chuckle and groans, his hand stroking his shaft more prominent to your ears now, "Don't act like you don't miss it."
The youngest's silence becomes louder so you call out to him, "Jisung?" His voice is somehow deeper and heavier than usual, "Yes, Noona?" You mewl and meekly address him as you tease your clit with the smooth side of your toy, "Are-are you touching yourself?" Haechan can be heard pointing out how pretty you sound in the background.
"Do you want me to touch myself, Noona?" For some reason you grow emotional and feel tears well in your eyes as you breath shakily and continue teasing yourself, "Yes, please, I really do." You hear clothes rustling on his side of the line when Haechan chimes in, "Oh you sound so pretty- she's our pretty little girl isn't she Sungie?"
"D-Don't call me that," his voice is already shaky and raspy, "but, yes, she is."
That triggers something in you and you activate the vibration on your dildo, "Sungie." Wet fapping sounds from both men have you moaning and whining. "Noona." The three of your moans harmonize so beautifully, Haechan unsurprisingly being the most melodic. "Pretty girl, let me see your pretty face."
You aren't sure what it is with him, but he just triggers your sadistic side. "No, baby boy. B-But Jisung c-can." You unintentionally moan a little more when you say Jisung's name. Haechan soon hears the ringing of Facetime on your laptops and lets out a loud whine. "That's not fair I-I asked first." The hiccup in his words already lets you know where he is, and you aren't far behind him.
"Fuck Noona, your pussy looks so pretty. So pretty and greedy I bet you're clenching at the thought of taking the two of us." Hyuck, still on the other line joins you, simultaneously whining and whimpering at Jisung's words. You really were clenching around the silicone, just wishing it were one, or both, of the men in your ear.
"Bet you want one more person filling your mouth too, don't you, Noona?" You moan uncontrollably despite biting your lip and clench your thighs together as you continue fucking yourself. "Mark Hyung?" You moan and nod, picturing Mark fucking into your mouth, "Or maybe Jaemin Hyung?"
Okay, never had you thought that deeply about Jaemin like that. You'd imagined things occasionally, yes, but the way Jisung said it? You were soon gushing all over your fresh sheets, "fffuck Jisung." "That's it, good girl, Noona. Keep going, ride it out, Noona." Your eyes roll back as your body jerks, moans flowing nonstop.
At his command, you can't bring yourself to stop; yet in spite of the overstimulation your thoughts are coherent enough to coax Haechan through. "H-Hyuck, you okay baby boy?" The whine he rewards your ears with is so desperate you let one of your own slip. "You need a little help? Want to see the mess I'm making for you?"
You know it's mainly Jisung that got you there, but you can't deny the times Haechan has given you some of your best O's. He doesn't hesitate to beg, "Yes, please, yes yes." You can already feel your second orgasm approaching.
"Mmm, baby boy, you look and sound so pretty and fucked out for me, d-don't you?" Your eyes gloss over as the phone call ends and his picture comes into view on your laptop. "I could say the same about you, Noona." You grow flustered as Jisung bursts your bubble of teasing Haechan.
"F-Fuck yo-," your insult is interrupted by the abundance of pleasure that tips you over the edge. It was quite unfair actually. And it seemed to be in slow motion for you; the almost artistic way white ropes simultaneously painted their skin.
Deep down you know the prettiest canvas to you will always be the honey-like golden. Though the milky white has a, well, ethereal milky essence to it. Both made your night end in such bliss that you almost wish it wasn't over.
You hesitate to turn off your vibrator, still wanting more, "Don't overdo it, Noona." The command itself not direct, but you in fact, understood completely and remove it after powering it off.
"Tomorrow, your ass is mine," "Ours" Jisung quips at Haechan, to which he sighs then scoffs at, "Fine, ours. Though I don't plan on giving you up that easily." His eyes alternate between you and Jisung as best as they can, "Just because you made him your new boy toy doesn't mean I won't ruin you for him. Or any other man for that matter."
He leaves the call after, declaring war I guess you could say? You're a little confused by it but you can't deny the excitement building in the pit of your stomach as you see a prideful jealousy stir in Jisung's eyes.
"Well then."
"Goodnight, Noona."
"Goodnight, Jisung." You blow him a kiss, waving goodnight and end the call, but not before hearing his last declaration.
"Just know I'm dreaming 'bout you."
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calibabii21 · 6 months
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ayo this nigga is a DICK *continues reading it at nearly 6 in the morning*
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calibabii21 · 7 months
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I promise I'm not a bot!!!
for those of you noticing, my blog is now Andy's tumblrgate pt.2🥲
it happened because I posted two ss of a web comic I read and it apparently flagged the system🙄 and I did submit an appeal but twas a no go🥲
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I'll dm what they were if you want to know if it was flag worthy compared to all the other shit on this app, but I'm not posting it again😭
as of right now it seems to only be my pfp and header, but my posts are still visible to some/if I interact with you, you can see my content.
idk how long it'll be like this but I'll try not to do anything else flag triggering, but this will absolutely still be my main blog.
I do, however, also have a new backup so you're more than welcome to follow that too @calibali22 (shout out to AJ for user inspo😂)
I'll be alternating the use of both buuutttt, yeah, that's what happened🥲🥲🥲
spread the word if you can🥲
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calibabii21 · 7 months
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I don't care
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how much shit
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I get from people
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it will
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still be
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him.
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calibabii21 · 6 months
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addicted ain't even the word.
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calibabii21 · 2 months
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it's sad to say..but I think..I've gotten bored?? with reading fics??????
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calibabii21 · 8 months
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size kink w Johnny just will not leave my brain.
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calibabii21 · 1 month
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IIIIII have been internalizing this Johnny brain rot so strongly that it's dangerous.
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calibabii21 · 2 months
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TUMBLR DEPARTURE??
what if I just, like..gave somebody my tumblr login and had them change the password so you all still had access to my stories, but I no longer had access to the page🤔
I'm going through a season of change and healing..but I'm still too proud of my work to get rid of it awl yk😭
figured it's better to part myself from the world of tumblr that enables my bad..unhealthy habits, than deprive you guys of content that is enjoyed??
who knows, there's a possibility I pop back on every now and then but..idk. we shall see God's plan(s) for me🥹
ofc none of you will be forgottennnn. especially my lovely mootie moots😘🫶🏾
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calibabii21 · 7 months
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y'all I b smelling so good and there's no one to bury their face in my neck or between my legs
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I'm actually very sad and pouty
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calibabii21 · 6 months
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Top 3 most tired lines used by guys. Go!
just based on personal experiences of mine:
1. "when can I see you?" *incoming call* (I absolutely abhor being on the phone. do not call me. I will not answer..unless you're one of my brodie wodie homies🫶🏾)
2. "you're a virgin? how?? you're so hot though" *sends unsolicited dick pic* (I truly hate this one so much)
3. "I know I'm not Asian but would you give me a chance?" 🤮🤮 (just because I like kpop and Asian dramas does not mean that's the sole demographic I'm attracted to😫)
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calibabii21 · 2 months
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these cramps are genuinely kicking my ass and I cannot write in peace.
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calibabii21 · 3 months
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yup. imma 🪒 all my hair off again. ion feel cute at all and my eczema is acting up😪
SO Y'ALL BOUT TO GET BALD Z AGAIN
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