#you must out-creep the creep
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I’m telling ya. Nothing works better to defer creeps than saying something about almost anything related to Bloodborne out of context.
The workplace weirdo starts taking an interest in you? Tell him about how you like to consume umbilical cords and hunt the moon for sport. Maybe tell him about that one time you got your brain sucked out by a tongue-headed demon-creature. Talk about how you hear babies crying randomly at night, or how you need to put the invisible child to “sleep” after you murder its wet nurse. Don’t forget the finger quotes around “sleep.”
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“Hey, what are you doing after work?”
“Avoiding this madman that screams a lot and tries to beat me to death with a human corpse. Maybe kill an orphan that got a little too comfortable using his placenta as a murder weapon. What about you?”
#hottest new tips for young ladies in the workplace!!#quote bloodborne at him girls!#you must out-creep the creep#no seriously this actually really weirds out this one sus guy at my work and now he thinks i’m a witch apparently#mission accomplished#it’s so perfect like you don’t even have to be mean#just say the most insane thing in the sweetest voice possible#>:)#bloodborne#life hacks#CrowNotes
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a taste
#only friends#only friends the series#ofts#mark pakin#papang phromphiriya#i am obsessed with how good papang is#trust me to read too much into it but to me he clearly has an idea who 30 sth year old Dan is#seemingly out of the dating scene since at least his graduation so doesn't know the current lingo#feeling a bit too old but also unsure how he likes being called old but hot#very charmed by this junior but not used anymore to getting butterflies in a club#lowkey knows that the boss thing might be a bit hmm...#(listen: i love that again the show doesn't give us a clear line of 'dan is a creep' because there is a lot of room for him to essentially#be a good option for nick as well as the possibility of accidentally acting unethical) especially within the community it is worth to#observe whether the power imbalance on its own speaks against the person#he's also a bit shy wondering whether this cute guy would actually be interested in him because he is sweet and obviously aquainted with#going to bars so surely he must have options#and mark is also so wonderful ;A; even before he spots boston you can see that there is still some heartbreak lingering#but also that he liked the kiss but it was a very different feel to boston#also: somehow papang in mlc and papang here kisses absolutely differently and it makes so much sense to me that he at this point in his#life would kiss like this?? idk how to explain it better#this show continues to bring out the best acting out of everyone#(to derail: maybe why i want the writing for top to be that he's still in the grey so badly because i think that is the kind of difficult#acting force is actually mastering in this series)
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Rodent Brainrot
I NEEDED TO WRITE THIS DOWN BEFORE MY BRAIN EXPLODED OMG,,,
Okay so Dead Plate Canon Divergence AU—probably OOC because there's no murder involved— Vincent does not turn Manon into a gourmet meal, he just tells her he's not interested and they part ways. The rest of the game goes on normally; Vincent is still obsessively fixated on Rody while Rody's hung up over Manon. And GET THIS,,,Manon eventually calls Rody back after he keeps insistently calling her every night, and straight up tells him to stop. She tells him to please focus on himself for once, and to stop trying to contact her. She doesn't want to get back together again, she's seriously exhausted by how self-destructive he is. The phone call ends and,,,Rody starts coughing. He spits out the strange lump in his throat and there, in his palm, sits a yellow carnation.
This is where everything falls apart. So he decides that, hey, maybe quitting such a well-paying job after a week just for the sake of winning back his ex was NOT a good idea. So he stays. He sneaks in bundles of yellow whenever he has to take out the trash in his shifts, fixes up his apartment, and he tries to be,,,better. But still holding onto the hope that one day Manon will come back. He ignores the way the mere thought of her makes his lungs feel heavier.
And all the while? Vincent is right there, still uncomfortably observing his every move. But one day, he invites him over to his place. No dinner party to cater, just two cups of tea. Rody remarks at how surprising it is to see his boss drinking anything that isn't red wine or black coffee, but then Vincent says he made the blend himself. Curious, he tries a sip and,,,it's incredible. A light, floral feel and then a citrus-y aftertaste—Vincent did say he liked lemons. He's never been a fan of tea, but there's just something so sincere about it that soothes all of his worries. When was the last time he just sat down with someone, a mug warming both his hands and heart? No worries about how he's acting, what next big thing he must attempt to keep the affection of those around him—of her. So he looks at Vincent and tells him,
"It tastes like love."
#dead plate#dead plate vince#dead plate rody#vincent x rody#rody lamoree#vincent charbonneau#dead plate rodent#and then they make out /hj#btw Vince used yellow carnations and daffodils in his tea/tisane ;)#okay if you must know: Vincent also has Hanahaki and yes the blend is a mix of his and Rody's flowers because he's a creep like that lmao#i'm just deluding myself into believing this because there is literally no way for them to be healthy in canon 😭
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Me realising that while we saw Pey’J get gunned down by Eden police officers while protecting other hybrids during the riot , Pey’J was never actually confirmed to have died from those bullets
Bullfrog was taken into custody before he could try helping Pey’J and Dolph was taken by Sarah into the wasteland. Meaning neither of them were there to see to Pey’J’s body, and that the two are assuming Pey’J is dead
Cody, Jade and Dolph all died because of the bombs inside their heads detonating. We also saw their bodies from the aftermath of that fact
Pey’J is the only one (besides Bullfrog) whose bomb didn’t detonate
We didn’t see what happened to Pey’J’s body
Shit
#captain laserhawk#rambles#captain laserhawk spoilers#I feel like I’m wearning a tin fold hat here#But I was just thinking “damn must have sucked for Sarah and her hero complex that Pey’J died without her say so-“#“WAIT A MINUTE HES THE ONLY ONE WHOSE HEAD DIDNT EXPLODE!”#god can u imagine if the first ep of season two Bullfrog finds Pey’J alive?!#ALSO ALEX#Alex died that night from Dolph’s arm which is technically a GUN#Alex is also a controlling creep towards Dolph#I’m telling you all there’s gonna be some thing done with this#Worth pointing out two that in the ever developing BGE 2 game#According to some concepts and videos Pey’J is part of a crew of space PIRATES#considering Razerbeard is gonna also be in season two they may do something with that#“See it’s all connected!”#I say as I pull out more red string for my conspiracy board
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so. if the rooms only appear as the sinners' base egos when they're having a particularly bad time. it seems that heathcliff is just. always having a particularly bad time.
#limbus company#i need to make “oh kate bush we're really in it now” sooner rather than later i was waiting until his canto but that will probably be a bit#heathcliff has this effect on me he has been creeping up my favorites more and more#also previously established “it is always raining inside heathcliff's room” bit coming through again.#“ishmael opens her door and water pours out” bit believers there is hope for us yet.#the englander and the new englander have something in common once again: water#just like you must not forget heathcliff is from yorkshire. you must not forget ishmael is from massachusetts
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As someone who LOVES a good old time travel au, and after seeing amazing fanart of kid!Mihawk i have to let it out!!
I just wanna read a time travel fic where baby Mihawk wakes up and finds himself in the world of adult Mihawk and he's like wtf is going on?
And word goes around that a kid that looks exactly like Hawkeyes and carries the same cross knife as him is roaming around this island and rumors say it's the son he abandoned to fend for himself.
And so, marines and every pirates he ever wronged come after him for revenge and the little guy is just thinking why is everyone trying to get me? While doing his best with his cross dagger to rid of them.
And Shanks, good ol' shanks could have sworn that if his old rival had an 9years old, he would know about it (also he refuses to let the bitter taste in his heart take over unless his own eyes see) so he's skeptical about the whole thing and that's the only thing that gets him to leave his hideout in a reclused ghost island waiting for whatever is his big plan to take place.
News say Red Shanks is on the move after being mia for a few years and everyone got their panties in a twist, what could have raised the emperor from the dead.
He follows from island to island because apparently the young boy knows how to avoid the marines and pirates coming after him.
Till one night, on their stop at some bar on an island that wasn't really on the plan, he sees the boy. Just outside the bar in an alley, where he went to empty his guts from the booze overfilling his body, there stood bloody faced, cross dagger in one hand, a tiny version of his old rival with a bounty hunter's body at his feet.
The boy furrows his eyebrows even more at the new arrival and strikes another pose in case the new guy tries something funny. But Shanks, drunk ass Shanks, who knows his rival by heart is a 100% sure the little guy is in fact his rival for whatever magical reason, there he stands in front of him in the form of an 9years old and Shanks giggles at that -to which the child takes great offense- and just say "hey kid, i'm a friend of your dad's, want me to take you to him?"
#mishanks#Ok so here I'm running with the fandom's theory that rayleigh is mihawk's dad#And after getting all these murder attempts on his person he's just so fckn tired of anyone that approaches him So he's completely on guard#when this red haired dude comes out of nowhere n tells him he knows his dad#Which no one did before all they did was charge at him screaming HAWKEYES YOU'RE GONNA REGRET WHAT YOU DID#And here's the thing#he may be inclined to believe the red haired guy because no one knows his relation to rayleigh#so this guy must really know his dad and he's tired of running all the time he just wants his bed and parents#so cut him some slack when he follows a random one armed red haired pirate#On the other hand the crew is equally creeped out and charmed by the little fella because even young he still installs the chills in them#How can he be as equally as skilled as he is cuuuuute#They try their best not to say it to his face because he threatens to stab them at any given chance but they cant HELP IT#it's Dracule Fucking Mihawk as an 9years old!!!! Ofc he's cute#Shanks cant fucking wait to get his adult Mihawk back to tease the shit out of him about the little version of him lol#When they got him to rayleigh he fckn cried because that's his fckn son znd the last time he saw hus baby that way was more than 30years ag#Mihawk is just confused as fuck why is his dad's grey n have much more wrinklesBut it's still one familiar face so he just sticks to him#The red haired pirate keeps telling him that he should look for him when he gets home but he doesn't understand!!!#He also keeps challenging shanks on a duel once he discovers he's a swordsman and keeps on losing#And truth be told shanks is embarrassed as fuck because it took him his rival being a child for him to win over mihawk#opla#one piece#mihawk#dracule mihawk#red haired shanks#shanks
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Guys i normally don't yap about this but i was reminded of it when my bf came over the other day-
He admitted to me that he felt like he was forcing me to be around him (which isn't true - if anything i'm the one who's really forward lol).
And while i believe everyone should be held accountable and that statistics exist - teenage boys are demonized in the school system. They are often collectively punished as a gender through high school (this include FTMs in my experience). The phrase "boys will be boys" is lessening the errors of serious bullies and generalizing a whole group of children of different backgrounds and emotional levels to just one gendered expression.
It just made me very sad that he said he was scared of being perceived as a threat to me (or even accidentally hurting me) because of our difference in stature (a solid one foot height difference 💀). I think it's because of how adults ignore the actual emotional depth of boys (includes FTM!!!) since "they're more simple" or they need to grow up on their own to be a "real man".
All teenagers need guidance. And between Covid isolation to the prevalence of online communities trying to lead young people astray to capitalize off of insecurities and strip them of humanity (look at the language used in self-help programs online - it's blantantly objectifying!) that guidance is needed now more than ever.
Behavior is learned but humanity is innate and needs to be cultivated...
#coming from a girl in a family that's had it's fair share of bad men generationally-#nah bc he was like “am i forcing myself on you?” “am i a creep?”#and i'm giving him the most basic hug#there are seriously two kinds of guys:#“oh she's being nice to me she must want to sleep with me”#and#“oh she's being nice - i'm probably scaring her into doing this. she's doing this so i don't get mad-”#my bf's the second one#bro this is your sign that i'm not going to go around#and ruin your life by saying you forced yourself on me#just bc we had a disagreement#also yeah that's a women issue i think#me too movement is important but there are some SERIOUS mean girls out there!#women + men need to be held accountable#withoutalicespeaks!#i love my bf
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so when will i get to baldur's gate in this game called baldur's gate 3
#im so done with the shadowcursed lands they creep me tf out#tried to break to curse only to thaniel to tell me that i must kill the dude in the tower first like thanks for nothing#so i guess i will be doing that today#im excited to advance in the plot!!#anyway i really wanna get into the city of baldur's gate i think that will be rly fun#a lot of people were like ill see you in baldur's gate!!!!! when i do their quests#💬
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prompt: patchwork
hope the writing is enjoyable!
It was a rare day off for Heather. Her job, and... particular hobbies didn't leave a lot of free time to just be, or to work on other personal projects. Though, she was hoping to fix that soon - work wasn't the pressing priority it used to be lately, and she was already looking forward to the extra time in her day.
It was a good thing she'd focused on outsourcing working and income to others. As if on command, her phone beeped three times in a row. Status reports -- checking out of work, and checking in with their Mistress. Such sweet little dolls.
That meant it was already 5 PM. Where had the day gone? Heather knew the answer. A figure knelt in front of her, eyes blank and unseeing. She stroked its cheek with a tenderness not often shown around others. She couldn't help but think about how blissful the world was through its eyes. No sense of time, or obligations, simply existing.
Though, she thought wistfully, she had no right to envy anything about its current state. It was her fault, after all.
Light footsteps made themselves known from the doorway. "Mistress, it's--"
Heather lifted her head without turning towards the voice. "I know the time. How's dinner preparations?"
"On schedule, Mistress."
"Good. I'll be down shortly."
No further questions or reports meant the conversation was over. She focused her attention back on the thrall kneeling by her legs, and the small grasp the fingers had on her shirt.
She knelt down beside it, her eyes widened. "Yes? Were you asking for me?"
Silence.
"Smile for me."
It smiled.
"Look into my eyes."
It did.
"Speak for me."
Silence.
Heather smiled softly. Of course. She needed to temper her expectations more.
Early on, much earlier on - her very first, in fact - she'd been reckless and power hungry, thought herself to be infallible. She pushed too hard, went too far. The human brain was only so flexible. It was natural for it to break eventually.
She was much stronger now, and much more in control. It'd be impossible for her to make a similar mistake these days. But for however easy it was to shatter a person's psyche, it was infinitely more difficult to put it back together.
She was a wreck, back then. Vowed never to do it again, until things got tight, and she was so busy trying to undo an irreversible error, and eventually it was easier to just have a little outside help. A little, then some, then a lot more. Comforts made life easier. A means to an end.
The guilt had long since faded. Somewhere along the line of enslaving so many others, she couldn't continue to be hung up on her very first, could she? It was more an intellectual curiosity than anything these days. She'd made progress, little by little, adding in small triggers and programming in its brain, adding and removing certain attempts, seeing which didn't work together and which worked best. Little pieces of programming fabric sewn together into a quilt of human behaviors. It could move, now. Listen to direct commands. That was the extent, so far.
But, still. She'd never call it a soft spot, but it still had its own room in the manor. Several dolls whose main priority was to feed and bathe it. And every day, no matter how brief, Heather would visit.
Soon, she hoped to be able to spend more time in a day by its side.
#hypnosis#patchwork#short prompt#I- I think I made it sad?#it was supposed to be hotter??#the initial concept was a cold Mistress patchworking pieces of a fractured mind together#but I made it SAD?#I don't know the guilt kinda creeped in on Heather#sometimes I set out to write a story and a different one comes out instead#the writing was enjoyable thank you#but I do feel bad it wasn't particularly stimulating and instead was just wistful#but hey#hypnosis has a lot of sides to it#I mean Heather is a cold Mistress too#but maybe not as cold as she thinks she is#the reason she is heading down soon is because her work thralls will be back shortly and she must be there to reward them accordingly#she may be cold but she is not unfair#it was supposed to be about someone who accidentally did that#and then eventually grew so powerful it was practically nothing of note#but I guess she's still hung up on it#also excuse me I was supposed to write much shorter prompts like one paragraph TWO at the most#why can't I write shorter things#why do my short story protagonists gain sentience and guilt#:sob:#thank you for the prompt!
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i wanna keep the crowley hate to a minimum here because that's not the point of this blog and i don't want to alienate people who can still love him despite what happened but like.
i need to grieve for a minute.
i loved that demon so goddamn much, but seeing him force a kiss onto the character i project SO much of myself onto... god. i'm gonna miss him but yeah no i can't even look at him now.
it's going to take a lot and i mean a LOT of work to get me to feel like he is a safe and comforting character again. if that's possible.
#i know a lot of people (if not apparently EVERYONE) can't relate but. idk. that's just where i'm at. and it fucking sucks.#i mean i'm still in the rage phase so like. i'm too pissed to cry about it. but there will probably be tears later.#i have fanart of him all over my room and i'm like. covering it up because i can't see him without feeling creeped out.#you know the windows pop up noise? the startling DUN thing? it's like that lol.#why am i LOLing. it ain't funny. i just lost a blorbo. possibly forever but at least for a while.#knowing that Aziraphale will forgive him and they'll end up together makes me SOMEWHAT optimistic that i'll be able to love him again#but it's gonna take a lot and it's just. yeah. in the meantime i'm.. can't see his face without cringeing.#god. this just. sucks so bad.#i keep imagining him forcibly shoving his tongue down my throat. i've always crushed on david tennant but that's a No from me.#and Aziraphale is like. my bestie. my ME; i relate to him so much. so it feels like a personal attack and i'm like. must protect him.#good omens spoilers#good omens 2 spoilers
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Alfie Lewis: The Bravest has a Sneak Peek available!!
youtube
#remember to watch in hd!!#i hope you like it#i hope it makes you feel things#like how much you love alfie and unfortunately how much our bud has suffered#but also how scared he must have been#my intention with the first half of the video will be to try and creep you all out as much as possible#alfie lewis tribute#alfie lewis#house of anubis#hoa#he's my favorite can you tell#dont worry the video ends much happier#it just starts off terrifying#fun right?#Youtube
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are you still doing ship bingo. because i nominate shalaura
Confession time: in my first playthrough this ship flew right over my head, and when i saw fellas mention how it was heavily canon implied i was confused until i turned around and realized the game was smacking these two together like barbie dolls under the table
I love how they mirror eachother: the opposite color schemes, the similar stories of dealing with an asshole master, and how both are the direct consequences of the belmont clan's disappearance: Shanoa who's been forced into filling the role of vampire hunter, and Laura who's been freed from that same role, the burden her ancestors had to carry; the one just freed from duty and her misguided replacement. This is fine soulmate material if i do say so 👌
And their development is so sweet: Laura wishes to help Shanoa and tries her best through her craft, and beats herself up when it doesn't works; Shanoa knows its futile (bc pretty jewelry doesn't stops dark lord level vampiric curses sadly) but values her efforts and still delivers her the jewels. And finally Laura realizes she can't make Shanoa smile but rather how the past abuse and perfectionism was hurting her, freeing herself of those toxic expectations and instead gains confidence in how much she improved and gives Shanoa her support nonetheless. ✨The power of love✨ didn't instantly fix everything but it still matters; its very cathartic and beautiful and so well done and- 💥
And finally this is a ship with a happy ending for once, we all know that post credits both reunite and Laura finally sees Shanoa's smile (and if canon dares say otherwise im burning konami to the ground)
#i dont have ooe rotating around in my skull 24/7 but objectively its one of the best games in the franchise both in writing and gameplay#also; realizing i didnt noticed it at first bc laura's 'oh you must have so many dudes after you' talk creeped me out#when in reality she was just going 'damm you're so hot- no homo tho (yes homo)'#me answers#castlevania#also taking this chance in the tags to say how gorgeous laura is like both their designs are so fineeee
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I’m really glad…
… That NUMB3RS noticed (I presume—guessing it’s also why they added Colby to the main cast) what a draw David and Colby were and so fleshed them out even more and gave them an arc that spanned seasons and all that.
Like 3x04?? The juxtaposition of David’s steady concern, even defending Colby covering for Dwayne to Don, w/ Dwayne using his rescue of Colby during their army days to pressure him into covering for him and acting sketchy af. It’s fucking perfect. I love these two so much.
#NUMB3RS#it's like a study in toxic friends and stable friends#Dwayne is clearly a creep the INSTANT he breaks out the 'you would be dead w/out me' card#meanwhile David notices how uncomfortable Colby is and asks if he's okay rather than trying to leverage him into talking#and then defends him to Don when they find out he's been covering for Dwayne insisting he must have a reason#while Don's valid to be angry (Don deserved a lot more than he sometimes got in this show)#like no wonder Colby effectively choose David and the rest of the team over Dwayne that guys a douche#like yeah he saves Colby's life twice that's great glad he did that#but that was literally his only contribution to society#and sure it may not exactly look like Colby 'choose' them bc he then had to lie to them for a year(s?)#but he choose them by not choosing Dwayne basically#the very fact that he instead went triple agent meant he cared more about his new team/their mission in a way#like what might Colby have chosen if David and the team hadn't been in his life?#maybe the same bc he's a good guy but he's also emotional and impulsive and doesn't critically think#and that's why he and David work so well together#I don't wanna go off in the tags but just#the instant Dwayne was like 'you'd be dead if it weren't for me' I didn't trust a word he said#but David doesn't bring up anything (it's Colby who does) and focuses on how Colby's acting strange#and in the end yeah he shoots the torturer but ultimately Dwayne's more selfish and self involved#like the sheer nerve of this asshole#he acts like Colby betrayed HIM and should have just gone along w/ him#like literally did 3x04 just exist to show us how much of a fucking KING David is compared to Dwayne#Things You Didn't Know Fire Was Into
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See this? This is what brought me back to rid15! The cool worldbuilding and designs! I may not be the biggest fan of the plot but some of the implications here are so so so so so damn cool
#maccadam#transformers#tf rid15#if i could combine the tfp and rid15 optic styles i would straight up just win#because while rid was more adventurous in optic colors I'd argue tfp had better optic mechanics#during my rewatch i just spent the entire time comparing everyone's optics to recolored versions of tfp Smokescreen's tbh#i go nutty for optic design we know this#CYLAS's optics were very super interesting#you could easily compare the difference between breaky's natural optic and mech's recreation of an optic and how they moved differently#I'd compare the replaced optic to Bumblebee's tbh?#we've talked before about oppy's telescopic optics#Knockout's have always fascinated me as he's one of the very few who have black pupillary structures like ours#and i remember that theory i saw somewhere about how our black pupils must creep Cybertronians out#and it makes ne wonder if that's why knockout seems just a little creepier in the show because of this weird uncanny valley effect???#i actually get that effect when it comes to mecha being depicted with black pupils#bc I'm so used to them either having none or lighter pupils#riot rambles
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i work at a bookstore and like. we got these 'nerdy' tumblers in
one has book tropes and i was fine with them as i was looking it over for the first time but then. i got to the end
#that is LITERALLY the face i made#like age gap between adults is one thing but it doesnt... specify...#maybe theyre assuming no minors??? idk it just creeps me out#granted i ship caesar/oldseph but at least theres a reason caesars young#not to mention its like $30#if you must have nerdy shit buy it on etsy please
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finished AC Origins! I liked it a lot, Bayek might be one of my favorite protags
#not that i have an established ranking but if i did he would be way up there. poor guy#it's a big game. i didn't really bother with the (formal) sidequests but MSQ; clearing up the maps; and upgrading the equipment takes a min#don't know how i feel about the extra RPG elements with substats on weapons and such. and i wish the armor system was like in AC2#(for example) where you have different Sets and can mix and match. give me Fashion's Creed#also my gripes about it ''not feeling like an AC game'' were fully due to the controls. switched them up and never felt the friction again#this isn't an Origins-only problem but i miss having the hidden blade as a selectable weapon. let me do OHKO counterattacks#i also felt for layla. must suck to realize that for all the ''promise'' they say you show you barely even count as a pawn#a visionary just as disposable as any other poor fool#although i liked the 2nd DLC i felt that the facial animations were off? like the eyes were too static#and the memory corridors were scaled back for both DLCs. though i will admit the sinai templar ones did creep me out#i kept bayek's beard for my whole playthrough so when i look at renders and screenies and promos he looks peeled#darktalks#onto odyssey now
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