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noxcheshire · 6 months

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I kept thinking of little baby man Phantom and the potential of Danny being an actual baby of the Infinite Realms. However, he’s more snake teenager than itty bitty Little Baby Man edition, cause I think it’d be so funny to just — imagine this teenage snake curled up in a summoning circle, obviously having been taking a nap and looking up with his big green, sleepy eyes and Constantine just stares and freaks because, “THATS A WHOLE ASS BABY, PUT IT BACK!”

But they can’t because apparently the summoning was more of a ‘knock knock I’m a babysitter’ and Danny’s ghost parent decided that this was the perfect time to have some time for themselves if Heroes were so willing to take care of Danny for a little while.

Another take — mainly in reference to a different post about Klarion actually just being a toddler of the infinite realms with no ideas on how to human and thinks him fighting with heroes is just a play date — zooms into the human realm where the heroes are and just goes, “Hey I’m dropping my baby sibling onto you guys cause my dad got mad last time Danny got hurt by the humans I hang with. So here you go, I’ll pick him up later.”

A teenage snake Danny is dropped into a hero’s arms where he mainly grumbles and then shifts to better take a nap. Klarion drops the baby essentials at them with no further explanations other then “here’s their favorite blanket, if they get fussy taco them; here’s the baby milk make sure it’s -200 F, they have an ice core, etc.” and then just DISAPPEARS after leaving what amounts to a month old infant in human heroes care.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #Klarion: so here’s a baby for you to babysit :)#heroes: YOU CANT JUST LEAVE A BABY #Constantine: I’m not going to DIE BECAUSE SOMEONE TRANSLATED A CHILDS PLAYPEN INTO SOME LITTLE PRISON #Constantine: you fools this baby will make and break us #Danny who does the cat tongue thing and sleeps #Danny is a baby but for the comedic effect he still looks like a teenager but no legs and all snake #idk who dad is but they sure as hell are gonna be big as fuck #Klarion is Danny’s brother either way #Klarion is 6 years old #is the baby powder just pure kryptonite?#maybe #all supers are weak against Infinite Realm baby milk #yes it’s going to be funny if a super tries to get the baby powder and immediately drops #Danny will fuss if he isn’t held immediately #he will also fuss if he isn’t fed on time and will make it everyone else’s problem #dying wail is still a thing and the heroes are absolutely floored when it first happens #heroes: THE BABY IS DYING?!#Danny: GIVE ME MILK! >:(

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luck-of-the-drawings · 2 days

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"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #jrwi the suckening #arthur bennett #HEY SO THE REALLY FUNNY THING THAT THE CHARACTER DID THAT SEEMED RLY SILLY N GOOFY IN THE MOMENT?#LIKE THE WHIPLASH BETWEEN SERIOUS N SILLY ALMOST PISSED YOU OFF? WHAT IF I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU SAD ABOUT IT #this was meant to be a scribble that would be a bigger part of a bigger page.might leave it on that page.#but still. bc o that i nearly posted it onto my wacky side blog.BUT NAYY I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME N ENERGY N YOU GOTTA SEE IT #ARTHUR BENNETT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I FEEL LIKE ITS ODD FOR HIM TO BE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY OUT OF TOUCH #WHERE HAS HE BEEN. HAS HE BEEN IN WAR? IS THAT WHERE MAGNUS CAME FROM? WHERE WAS HE WHEN HE WAS WITH EDWARDS CREW?#ARTHURRR I HAVE QUESTIONS ARTTHUUURR!! HEY CAN I ALSO ASK; WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BECOME #DO YOU THINK HE HAD ANY IDEA HE WOULD VEER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE MONSTER HE DESPISES. ALL BC HE DESERVES IT. OR WATEVER #HE FASCINATES ME SO MUCH. TO LOOK AT THE STONE COLD STOIC FOOL FROM THE START OF THE SHOW #AND TO FIND OUT THAT HE USED TO BE A BAD BOY.. A DELINQUENT... A LIL PRANKSTER.... MY GODDD THATS ADORABLE #I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE.... BUT I DOUBT THE LAST EPISODE IS GONNA ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS..i love arthur bennett so much....#AS FOR THE ART!! i mostly used the fire alpaca watercolor brush. tbh im not a brush guy. anti aliased default pen tends to be my main game #but LATELY IM SQQQUIRMIN OUT OF AN ARTBLOCK so expirimenting like this is helping #DONT LOOK TOO HARD AT IT!! im still proud tho. colors are fun :3 im also very proud of the backgrounds #I LOVE THE CARTOON THING where the background looks all fancy n painted but the characters are solid colors #what else can i ramble abt. OH YEAH. i looked up the bikes to make sure they were time accurate tehehehe. 1913 to 2012.#almost a century apart!! isnt that neat? ALSO FUUUCK CAN I JUST MAKE A QUICK CONFESSION. DOWN HERE IN MY TAGS.#only the strongest can read my tags anwyay. SO I REALIZED WHY I LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE #while arthur is a Stoic and Cool vampire w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORs #THERE HAPPENS TO BE A ROBOT FROM A BAND W A TITANIUM ALLOY SPINAL COLLUMN #WHOS A Stoic and Cool ROBOT w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORS #the fuckkkiiinnngggnn The Spine from steam powered giraffe. WHATEVER. i cant escape from my heart. i guess.#i think The Spine and Arthur could be friends. Arthur saw the band perform back when they were the Steam Man Band #EDIT: WOOPS I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WOULD END UP IN THE SPG TAG. HI GUYS DIDNT KNOW U WERE STILL ALIVE SORREE 4 THE CROSS CONTAMINATION

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randomminty · 2 months

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Not to be heretical in a Miku house, but any chance for some love for vocaloid Luka?

Shes my favourite so yes of course. heres luka <3

#dont be fooled i know so embarrassingly little abt vocaloid #i know the basics. but i feel like i shoudl know more <\3 #i listen to vocaloid know and used to a bit and play. p. pro. projecft sek . i cant say it #but thats kinda it. also the official designs translated into prsks artstyle look. 😔😔😔😔😔😔 yeah #art tag #vocaloid #luka megurine #hey. i drew her headband thing wrong. if you love me you wont look at it #ask tag #megurine luka

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karmicpunishment · 9 months

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atsushi struggling to put his affection and appreciation for the ada into words and decides to study flower language to tell them like that

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dragoncarrion · 1 month

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closed species and shit like dewwings are so annoying im so glad someone's finally saying some shit Abt it

HONESTLY i think ppl dont ridicule them enough. just make them for free out of spite at this point like whats the big deal

#ask box #ive been saying every time someone pulls out some dogshit CS we GOTTA make fun of them its no longer acceptable #dewwings specifically are so.. those are HYBRIDS with EXTRA GLITTER who are you FOOLING #and. can i get real. i dont htink spending 900 dollars in one sitting for one cs adopt is like. normal this does some shit to people #yeayaah i cant judge what ppl spend their money on but use that to COMMISSION the artist or something not get some mid design #thats gonna end up rotting in a toyhouse folder just bc it's got the little CS label on it. get real

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hauntingblue · 21 days

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making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo #HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn.#luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!!#what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there #FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :(#one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend #usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase #nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls #i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki #luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg #cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy #zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over #zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn #komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom #luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk #it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also #was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up???#'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!'#flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe #zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her #that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme #fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems #foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests #now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby #the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies #kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs

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decaflondonfog · 3 months

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day 25/30 of 30 microfics in 30 days

you could read this platonically if you wished. i wish not to because ronan needs to find out he’s gay before he gets to adam and you and i both know how he got to that conclusion lbr

GANSEY/RONAN • MONMOUTH for the most beautiful cockroach i know 🪳😘

#i find it v cute when your pals leave anons #they even do cutesy little things like wording things funny or use an unusual emoji to throw you off the scent #YOU CANT FOOL ME!!!!!#😘😘😘😘#trc #ronsey #30 microfics in 30 days #[insert keyboard emoji here]

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tinylittlebab · 1 year

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ill be skinny. it will happen. ive been trying for so long now. once it was just trying to eat less and be smaller but not much real focus on my physical appearance. now its all about that. 11 years of my ed and 7 years of wanting what i want now. i dont live with my parents anymore. i have more control. i will achieve it.

there was a time where id eat 300-700 consistently. ill get that back. i will.

#most of the years ive had an ed i had no access to a scale so it was very jard to track progress #maybe i did lie my ass off and fool ppl around me into thinking its actually healthier for me to have a scale bc ill restrict worse without #one which is half true. not that kts anyones right to make that choice at this point. at least not in 2 months when im 18 its not #part of the problem im having is i wanna be small but i have so little muscle that ill have to be very dangerously underweight to look even #close to how i want. many peoples ugws are under that line. mine was once. before i learned that its genuinely very very dangerous #and a lot of the people who look the way i wanna look are only just below that line which is where id like to be #they look that way bc they have more muscle. most ppl cant maintain a bmi of 14 or less for that long. eventually your body freaks out #ppl use instances like eugenia coonie as proof that you can actually do it but like. most peoples bodies wont hold out that long #and many of the ppl in thinspo pics eother only maintained it for a short bit before gaining or getting really sick or they weighed more #and had more muscle. and like. my goal isnt to be all bone. i dont wanna push it that far. bony people arent physically nice to hold anyway #i just wanna be light enough that somwone cpuld carry me and people might view me in a certain way #i wanna be seen as cute and fragile and shy and like. young and sweet. ots hard to explain exactly what i want peopel see see me like but i #want when people look at pictures or videos of me for them to think i look sweet and wanna be gantle and nice to me #and when i walk around places instead of seeing an awkward weirdo they see a timid cute girl whos really tiny and pretty #i know ill never be that but. maybe if i lose enough weight and dont have much acne and leave my hair down then maybe i can come close

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tutuandscoot · 11 months

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Nobody:

Me: um yeah so that SD scoring at worlds 2013 was a complete joke!

#5 POINTS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!#look I’m no skating expert that’s for sure but DW were not EVER 5 PONITS better than VM in A N Y sense of the concept!!!#WHERE THE FUCK WAS THERE 5 ACTUAL POINTS DIFFERENCE?????#VM’s performance. skating skills #chemistry. ets makes up for A N Y minor -YES MINOR MY GOD THE TWIZZLE THING WAS BARELY A. T H I N G #WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK this sport is so corrupt omg #sorry or this out burst I just re watched it and I cant fucking believe how screwed over they were #OMG ISU DI YOU TAKE US FOR FOOLS!#ok bye thanks for my Ted talk #worlds2013 #as always sorry if there are typos above #I’m angry u get it

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jesterwaves · 6 months

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you wish you were me

#the fool speaks #i dont remember getting a silver before but i must have during the first season bc im pretty sure i have the title from then #honestly im not big on the new title i cant see myself ever using those. but having three in a row like that...#i dont know if you can tell where the video spliced (i recorded two because. what are the odds) but i as i recorded the first video i thoug #'what if i got a third one? nah no way that would happen....' lol.#splatoon

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deicide-doll · 6 months

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Used a picrew to make all our system members! (because none of us has any motivation to draw lmao)

Emilie, Mikki, Misia, and Frost.

Here's the picrew if anyone else wants to do it! https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1493204

#wish we could give emilie bunny ears or something lol #also mikki is not really a demon those wings and horns are fake you cant fool us emo kid #picrew #system #system picrews #traumagenic system

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hearts4juzi · 7 months

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i hate funtime foxy actually <- keeps dying

#“please use it sparingly” I CANT SEE #I HOPE U DIE!!!! U SUCK!!!#i suck at fnaf but idc #im secretely good guys i swear #also why are mihcales shoes so loud #TIP TAP TIP TAP TIP TAP #YOU IDIOT!!!#YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON #YOU FOOL

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margle · 15 minutes

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it's genuinely mind boggling to me how someone can make a list of their favourite musicians/artists/authors and not include a single woman. how?? i just dont understand. you have to be actively avoiding them at this point.

#i just remembered a video i watched where this youtube animator recommended like 50 other animators and didnt include a single woman #so weird #its not like there arent any #i battle with myself about this because it's not like you choose what you like #and theres not any kind of inherent moral failing in happening to like only male musicians or whatever #but it puts me off a bit #because i feel like it means they dont value women highly enough to actually try to connect with our art?#or that they view us as lesser creators #same thing as when people who avidly listen to loads of different genres but dont listen to any black people #its just weird #its most prevalent within comedy i think #because i think in order to find people (purposefully) funny you have to give them the benefit of the doubt in regards to their intelligenc #and i think the reason why lots of ppl dont think women are funny is because they are more likely to think a woman is acting a fool than #being purposefully funny #its dehumanising i think #the extreme of this is when people cant even comprehend that women (or the excluded group - this happens with race & class as well) have #inner lives #anyway its 3am i need to sleep

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whimsycore · 12 days

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one things I've noticed is once you've been mobbed or group bullied before you see signs ahead of time and try to get ahead of the curb just to be let down again

I just started a new job, I started in person suddenly I was seen as "antisocial, loud, unqualified" and every sterotypical attribute to black people including being repeatedly called "prioritized" by people who have offices while i'm in a cubicle

I could tell by today (I told my boss I was getting my ID) they were purposefully trying to be frustrating and gaslit me about it

the girl who usually lets me in was no where to be seen and someone WAVED at me and kept walking, I was eventually let in and told how I was a priority and they weren't when they got their ID.

Along with people coming up to my cubicle to peek at me and leave

Along with that my landlord called me greedy after forcing me to go to the store with her like....theyre wild in this City.

#shit like this happened to me in school and now I cant be fooled by it #it comes from the big boss too thats what makes it worse #i trusted two people #and they spread it around #So one of the bigwigs that needed me to talk to him that called me antisocial I went up to today #I told him to give me the benefit of the doubt he gave every other new person and that i knew i didnt have a direct degree in the field but #ive worked before and can also get that degree in 18 months #he tried to gaslight me and tell me that wasnt what it was about and so i agreed with him and he said #'oh i was in the pet food business before this'#yt ppl love forced interactions and feeling like theyre breaking u #they dont think you deserve to feel strong or be by yourself like they used to own us why would they #i told that man 'he shouldnt assume im always confused and that I am very capable of doing my job #he was flabbergasted and before that was like :3 my door is always open #these people are 40+ and have belts of accomplishments and yet some blk girl being quiet unfurled them #these idiots dont know it makes make case if i wanted to sue even stronger

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fefairys · 13 days

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UGGGHHH my boyfriend made ANOTHER stardew valley farmer that im obsessed with now -_-

#im so mad it literally made him to try and be unlikable so we wouldnt get obsessed with ANOTHER guy #it doesnt WORK THAT WAY YOU FOOL #his name is jug and he ALSO has blue hair #he dyed it joja blue because he used to be a manager at a joja mart and he was like the 'cool manager' (but the employees hated him)#he sucks so bad and i hate him so much and i cant stop thinking about him #personal

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godsfavoritescientist · 8 months

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I'm being fucking tormented by disconnected scene ideas for my 'portal ford gets worn down bit by bit into rejoining bill in the multiverse' fic idea. imagine Bill keeping a close eye on who Ford builds friendships with and who he trusts the most, and eventually finding someone Ford trusts who he is able to make a deal with. And then he possesses them so he can have a chat with Ford face-to-face, with the bonus effect of shattering Ford's ability to trust anyone he meets in the multiverse, thus making sure he stays just as isolated as he was when Bill first met him

#godsficideas #what the fuck do I even tag this as.#I guess I'll come up with a specific tag for this fic idea so you can block that tag if anything in the pile of fucked up things going on-#-here is not something you wanna see #hm I cant decide on a name for this concept. i want the slowly-being-dragged-back-into-his-clutches thing to be the focus in the name #maybe 'lost sheep au'? is that anything? is it apparent enough that its meant in a sinister way?? or is the religion reference just annoyin #'repossession au' ???#trying to think of a bill quote I could use as a name that is around as short as the phrase 'one of us' is #i could also just say 'portaloneofus' if I dont think of anything #wait. fool me twice au. is that anything. i dont want the name to accidentally be blaming ford for being manipulated though

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