I posted 2,985 times in 2022
144 posts created (5%)
2,841 posts reblogged (95%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@thedragonemperess
@someguyiguess
@depressedtransguy
@angelwiththeblue-box
@beansisarat7
I tagged 909 of my posts in 2022
#ant has a moment™️ - 110 posts
#prev - 12 posts
#thank you - 10 posts
#yes - 7 posts
#custody battle begins - 7 posts
#prev tags - 7 posts
#oh - 6 posts
#also - 5 posts
#👁👁 - 5 posts
#ant liveblogs a grilled cheese™️ - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 122 characters
#i love how 2 years ago i would have vomited at being asked to learn the single ladies dance as a man unable to be feminine
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
moots
• first impression:
• how I read your @:
• how close are we (1-10):
• do I see you frequently on my tl?
@thedrowningpoetofdionysus @thedragonemperess @angelwiththeblue-box @galvanisticyoungman @ghostlyfanparadise and anyone else
16 notes - Posted October 10, 2022
#4
never made grilled cheese before....let us see how this goes
21 notes - Posted May 20, 2022
#3
Hello, my dearest mutuals on tumblr.com.
On the morning of this fine day that is July 28th, 2022, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce I have become Adult Anthony. I will now proceed to become boring.
I'm off to do taxes and look at minion memes after I get these young folks off of my lawn. Then I will get my glasses put on a chain so I can play Candy Crush Saga©️™️ and drink subpar coffee.
I bid thee all good day,
Anthony
tagging the mutuals;
@thedragonemperess @angelwiththeblue-box @shreksthiccgreencock @niallsunflower @jam-of-jar @galvanisticyoungman @chaoticbisexual-disaster
yes in other words im 18. 😔
29 notes - Posted July 28, 2022
#2
@ all Americans
my friend is an italian transfer student. one of her other friends from italy went to Minnesota
that friend was asked by an American "do they have trees in italy?"
so can y'all confirm or deny that they're an outlier and that collectively, you know trees exist in italy?
41 notes - Posted March 25, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
moots.
how old do you think i am
(will not confirm or deny, just want to see)
tagging u all bc i am a menace >:)
@thedragonemperess (yes ik youre banned from saying but like you can witness this) @angelwiththeblue-box @shreksthiccgreencock @chaoticbisexual-disaster @galvanisticyoungman @ghostlyfanparadise
anyone else is free to guess btw
48 notes - Posted July 13, 2022
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maybe I’m being overly pessimistic, but I feel like I have to put down these thoughts, and just let them be.
I feel like dcc is making a very clear choice of what kind of people they want to attract and maintain to support dc, from the content they’ve shifted to on their notes, to now this new app where you pay a subscription fee to “chat” (because you don’t even actually chat with them since they apparently see all fans messages like a group chat??) privately with the members... yes capitalism and what not, but there’s a lot of other options dcc could go for (*cough* reprinting albums, hell even investing on an app like superstar sm but for dc only, even if it’s a big investment at first would totally pay itself off and profit given the time), than this type of thing that does nothing but feed even more delusional fans.
also while it’s cool dcc wants to collaborate with smaller companies to also help them grow (even tho a lot of stuff has been shady as fuck but whatever), they kinda need to actually look at what the big companies do right and idk try to copy the things they do right? how is it possible that there’s been no brand deals, or mc spots, or even acting opportunities for some of them? I’m not saying these opportunities are easy to come by, but at this point they’re a six year old group, and it doesn’t feel like any of them have enough experience to have a career outside of it? like what’s going to happen to them when inadvertently they can’t pull comebacks or go on tours as often and tirelessly as they do now? like yeah it’s good to live in the moment but dcc really needs to start working towards their future too.
and honestly since deja vu that dc have been losing their signature horror concept and I get that things can’t stay the same forever or it gets stagnate, but for a group that was so praised during nightmare era for their narrative and world building, it really sucks that we haven’t had that built properly since then. I gave the benefit of the doubt for dystopia era because it was the first since nightmare and it could just be that they needed time to adjust (music wise the concept was pretty solid for scream and boca at least but there really wasn’t much of a narrative on the mvs like nightmare era had), but apocalypse era is being even messier. from where I’m standing it feels like dcc doesn’t really care anymore about giving them interesting concepts because they know the fandom is gonna buy into it regardless. but it sucks that even on simple things like photobooks and season’s greetings, the horror concept that set them apart from other groups just isn’t present anymore. even if they kept the lighter and fun versions, the og fandom at least are still people who appreciate darker concepts so I don’t get why they’ve completely started to dismiss that.
it’s just getting tiring for me. I love their music, and I think I’ll definitely keep coming back to see what they’ve released, but everything else genuinely isn’t fun anymore. and it hasn’t been fun for a while now. I still care a lot about the girls and dc, reason why things being like this bothers me so much, but I also don’t think dcc will change anything in the future and actually do something right so
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DOSSIER CHEAT SHEET
LEGAL NAME: Captain Jamie Guinevere Hook
NICKNAME[S]: Captain Hook to all you hoes who don't know her like that, Jamesie (Only Pan's bitch ass gets away with it), Sea bitch, Semen Demon, Open Door Policy (Devil De Vil is bad boyfriend, he's so disrespectful), JAMES! (Claude calls her James when he's drunk she doesn't mind it), Bitch (She & Ursula call each other this in friendly mildly sexually tense rivalry), My Beloved (Maleficent)
DATE OF BIRTH: 11/9/1876 (Ain't no way this bitch not a Team Scorpio Member)
GENDER: Female, Cis woman (Gendbend haters can uhhhh suck me?)
PLACE OF BIRTH: England (Google said Hook never revealed where exactly he was from & deadass Jamie wouldn't tell anyone LBR)
CURRENTLY LIVING: New Auradon when she's not... On the ocean pirating
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, Spanish, Faelish, French, Latin, That weird pirate garble that only other pirates understand, Demontongue & apparently she can speak the language of the Old Ones wtf Jamie???
EDUCATION: Attended Eton College as well Balliol College during her youth.
HAIR COLOR: Black
EYE COLOR: Blue
HEIGHT: 6'2
WEIGHT: 185 (Most of it goes... If you've seen Lana Parilla... You know where man...)
FAMILY INFORMATION
SIBLING[S]: Delphia Smee (Found family, Sister)
PARENT[S]: Guinevere neè Astley Hook (Deceased), Captain Tiberius Hook (Deceased)
RELATIVE[S]: None, she's a pretty solo rider in terms of extended family
CHILDREN: Harriet Hook, Henry-Conrad "Harry" Hook, @wiickedxgood Hugh Hook, (I know Descendants canon says she/Hook has more but... I don't fuckin care lmfao tbh)
PET[S]: The crazy bitch managed to tame a Kraken that follows her ship around. She also has a parrot when Iago gets bored pfft.
RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Bisexual/ Polyromantic
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Engaged to Peter Pan (she wants him to die), dating Devil De Vil (Also wants HIM to die), dating Maleficent Faire (touch a hair on her luv's head & feel her blade's sting)
SINCE WHEN: Jamie x Devil x Maleficent have been a thing since... 18 years I wanna say. Yeah Harry's 18 & Devil is his father so yeah. Peter & Jamie have been officially engaged for a good 2 years. Peter is shit at wedding planning & keeps changing his mind she's gonna drown that man.
Tagged by: @lettherebemonsters
Tagging: @fantasywritten (Mark & Emma pls), @dcmur3, @amaidasfairassummer, @ambitionbled (Gianna Claude misses her v much), @rhaigal @muutos (BUT SPECIFICALLY FOR FLORA && MISSY I LOVE THEM?!) @khalaesi (Rosa & Miguel I love them & need them pls), @verreprincesse, @darkheartedprince
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