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LGBT+ PRIDE (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*
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nearisdear · 5 years
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in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit
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Today we gay for the ones who dared to gay before us so we could gay right now
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he had to babysit them for a day
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Wammy Kids. insp.
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nearisdear · 5 years
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Someone: *mentions Death Note
Me:
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If Matt wrote the LABB murder cases instead of Mello it would all be narrated in the same style of that The History Of Japan video that was going around a few months ago and we all know it.
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nearisdear · 5 years
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the one thing i will never get over from death note is the fact that a little blond kid clad in leather who eats chocolate all day scared a god of death
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One more for @misas-biggest-fan ❤🖤
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I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SONS 
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Wammy’s house memes
- *points at any bug eyed animal* holy shit who invited L
- Linda and Matt having an ongoing bet over when Mello’s next freak out will be
- ‘Your Momma’s so fat she wears Saturn’s rings as a hula hoop’ ‘My mum’s dead’ ‘Well yeah man so is mine’
- Everyone dabbing in coordination at Near to see how he reacts. He dabs back
- ‘You know why Near wears white? To hide all them fine cocaines he’s been snorting’
- Asking someone how they want their bacon done and being told to Beyond it
- Roger is a cyborg created by Watari and his circuits will short if you let him near a microwave
- Twenty one Zero days since the last explosion
- The ongoing conspiracy that Mello is in fact, Taylor Swift
- The yearly elaborate traps rigged around the house to catch Watari Claus at Christmas
- Calling Linda by her Deviantart OC’s names from 2005
- *Exam season* ‘I haven’t slept in forty hours so pardon my language but, what the fuck is going on in this here day?’
- Knowingly telling the new arrivals that Watari is keeping you here until he is ready to sell your organs on the black market
- Any fictional detective is L
- Both of Matt’s eyes are fake and that’s why he wears goggles
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nearisdear · 5 years
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DN Characters as Things my Friends and I Have Said
L: There's a special place in hell reserved for you and I'LL SEE YOU THERE
Light: Oh hey you know what time it is? *shows me his watch over which he taped a scrap of paper reading TIME TO DIE*
Near: I just want to go back to kindergarten were all you have to do is play with toys and clap in a certain pattern life is haaaaard
Matt: *turns to me* you know what? just fucking fill me with bull- *sees teacher* balloons! Fill me with balloons! so I can float into the stratosphere and die
Mello: hey what'd you get on the test- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Misa: The art teacher tried to tell me black isn't a primary color, but then why do they say other colors are the new black? Doesn't that make it first??
Ryuk: Who needs free will and the ability to make your own choices when you can have APPLES?
Rem: my existence is a void.
Beyond: *hears police sirens* FUCK
Naomi: who needs boys? In fact who needs people? Why do people even exist, and where's that asteroid when you need it?
Mikami: *literally crying* and he just THREW out his paper in the trash. The FUCKING TRASH. WHAT KIND OF HEATHEN DOESNT EVEN RECYCLE?!?
Kiyomi: *imitating overheard conversation* And then she like told me my hair looked dumb and I was like but bitch you're always dumb, whaddup??
Matsuda: *walks into exam 15 minutes late* ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS *snaps pencil*
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[Death Note + text post from somewhere] today —> @just-shower-thoughts ] (1/???)
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I really love their designs 
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DN AU where it’s the same but it’s 2018
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nearisdear · 5 years
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When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts
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