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Gatekeeper without the Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe Accent
#toontown#toontown corporate clash#toontown corporateclash#toontowncorporate clash#toontowncorporateclash#ttcc#corporate clash#corporateclash#toonblr#toontag#gatekeeper#holly grayelle#ttcc gatekeeper
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a sample of some of the absolute NONSENSE that happens in his trollfic POOGEYMON, for your reading pleasure
At the time of writing it, Tobias was fluent in 15 languages. He used 7 of them in his fic and deliberately butchered them all. Some of the time it was just horribly bad transliterations into English (especially French, because it’s a X/Y journey fic, literally at one point Prof. Sycamore screams “MERCEE GOKU!!!”). Other times, it was perfectly grammatically correct phrases pasted directly in non-English letterings into the fic with A/Ns saying “THIS ACTUALLY MEANS _______ U CAN CHECK IT ON GOOGLE TRANSLATE OK,” but when the phrases would be pasted into Google Translate, they would mean nothing like what they were stated to mean (ex: “How are you today?” is actually “GIVE ME A BLOWJOB”).
One of the notable features is that main character Tsukino Katana and Officer Jenny are the only Kalosian characters who speak regular English (if his equally butchered English sentences could be called that) at all times. Professor Sycamore’s French is particularly atrocious.
Also, when people say things in mangled foreign languages, 9 times out of 10 they’re screaming it. Much of the fic thus becomes screaming.
Though the fic was written 4-6 years before Galar came out (when Tobias was 13 and into when he was 15), Tobias had unconsciously used future sight while writing it, and so he created a “FAN MADSE UP REGION BASED ON EGNLADN” called “Galar” who has a Black Champion named Leon (though he did not foresee Leon’s little brother Hop). Everyone in this region speaks either Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe or equally as badly written Cockney/British slang. Leon’s British slang is particularly bad. Kalosians and Galarians also have irrational hatred of each other, and one of the story’s subplots is the two of them getting along.
There is a scene where Lysandre is flying commercial “because he decidded to flie on a reglar plane insted of hjis priavte jet for osme reason.” Then, a fucking POLICE PLANE comes out of nowhere in hot pursuit. A bunch of police planes show up to corner Lysandre’s plane, which just…stops in the middle of the air and floats. Then one of the flight attendants on the police plane GETS OUT OF THE PLANE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR AND WALKS ON THIN AIR TO LYSANDRE’S PLANE TO ARREST HIM. You can’t make this shit up. (But he can!)
After this scene, it actually becomes a meme that whenever the bad guys are doing something, one of the objects or vehicles around them is actually a “police ______” that’s spying on them or trying to stop them. There are police trains, police submarines, police Roombas, police Aerodactyls, literally anything other than police cars and hidden cameras that the police use to track and capture criminals.
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation actually manages to bring a Pokémon back from the dead. And it was a Beautifly, no less! (Yet it’s also shown not to work on other occasions. Those characters stay dead even though Tobias has already established that the main protagonist has “xernias powers” and can bring people back from the dead just by thinking about it whenever she likes.)
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21 Things I Want In A Lover, so pure, simple together!
-selfshippery
@selfshippery thank you!! i'll go with my dearest Funnyman Supremeth rouxls because uh. i honestly feel like replaying deltarune sometime soon just to see him and spam.
21 Things I Want In A Lover - Describe your favorite qualities about your f/o
well first of all i actually love his Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe, he opens his mouth and i'm immediately like "i like your funny words, puzzle man". also it is SO SO SO cute to me that he obviously cares about lancer and takes good care of him, no matter how much he protests otherwise. also i've said this before but no matter how hard the narrative dunks on him he is shown to be pretty smart and resourceful which i think is great. i'm excited for deltarune to be finished so i can see more of him.
So Pure - What do they do when they’re truly happy? What makes them truly happy (other than you!)?
this man goes full delighted flowery monologue about how great his life is because he's just that damb giddy and excited. he strikes me as the kind of guy who thrives on validation despite outwardly appearing to be self-assured so i feel like whenever someone praises or compliments him it makes his whole fucking day.
Simple Together - What is your ideal future with your f/o? Do you have any plans?
at this point we're both just trying to make sure we don't get caught up in the roaring. hard to say what's in the cards (lol) for now
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giggling and smiling writing my little guy being emotionally open because of his stupid ye olde butcherede englishe speech
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Frankentiddy
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by DumpsterPhoenix (verhalen)
Bev discovers a new magical ability, that might even be helpful to her... friends.
Words: 1290, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of The Somewhat-Readable Adventures of Congressman Jim Banks
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Flameborn (Multiverse)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Bev Debussy (OFC), Larry Hortler (OMC), Jim Banks (US Congressman), mentioned Sauron
Additional Tags: One Shot, Alternate Universe, Indiana, Shapeshifting, Hairy Titty Moles™, Why Did I Write This?, Christ Why, The Author Regrets Everything, Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe, Crack Treated Seriously, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Implied/Referenced Non-con, Fade to Black, the author is going to hell, I Can't Believe I Wrote This, The Quest For Jim Banks's Penis, Magical Realism, Urban Fantasy, what - and I cannot emphasize this enough; THE FUCK - is this fic, Witchcraft, Occult
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Grand Theft Bvssy
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by DumpsterPhoenix (verhalen)
For Christmas, Larry receives the gift he wanted - a time travel machine.
Things don't go according to plan. Of course.
Words: 2354, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English
Series: Part 49 of Corn Of Eternity
Fandoms: Flameborn (Multiverse), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Larry Hortler - Fandom
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Larry Hortler (OMC), Sauron | Mairon, Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor, Cocina (OFC), Palcë (OMC)
Relationships: Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor/Sauron | Mairon, OFC/OMC, Larry/Money
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Post-Canon, Time Travel, Ancient Rome, Crack Treated Seriously, Larry's Quest for Apotheosis, Pegging, Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe, Urban Fantasy, Magical Realism, Slavery, Abduction, Temporary Character Death
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Because this is terrible grammar.
I’m hardly an expert in old-timey English, but:
1. “Thee” is accusative/dative (think “to you”). Thou is the right word.
2. “Has’t” is short for “has it”.
3. “Madeth” is not a word.
4. Present Perfect in Middle English is a can of worms. I would settle for “Thou madest”.
4.1 That said, if you really want Present Perfect, you want to use the past participle - “mad, maked, ymad, ymaked”, which gives us “Thou hast maked” or even “Thou hast maad”, as per Chaucer.
[...] thou hast maad a ful gret lesing here
4.2 And in Shakespearian English, it’s “thou hast made”:
For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell
5. “Kisseth” is a verb. Kiss, a noun, is “kisses” in plural. If “kisses” is good enough for Shakespeare, it’s good enough for thee.
A thousand kisses buys my heart from me
6. And if I want to be pedantic, I’ll suggest substituting “eternal” for “immortal”.
Thou hast made me eternal with thy kisses.
thesaurus abuse is a dangerous form of substance abuse
#dark academia#dork academia#ye olde butcherede englishe#bad grammar#middle english#thesaurus neglect
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One of my favourite things about studying queer history is finding all these lists originating from any time from ancient Rome to the 18th century that are like
By These Twelve Signs Shalt Thou Recognize A Faggote
And treating them as personality quizzes and being like, "Yep. Yep. Yeah I do that. Holy shit I wasn't even concious of having that behavioural tic but I totally do. Yep. Yep..."
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Headcanon: Cor never mastered the “educated” skill of lapsing into Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe. The tradition thus died with King Lune, and Archenland became much easier to read about because of it.
(Corin actually can switch into “kingly talk” at will, but only does so when it’s funny.)
#The Chronicles of Narnia#The Horse and His Boy#Shasta#Prince Corin#Archenland#Ye Olde Butchered Englishe#Seriously stop it Lewis it's annoying.#I know you can hear me. In the past several decades before I was born.
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magdalena speaking in ye olde butcherede english
More like whatever the Renaissance speaking style was.
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Top 5 tropes
I’m assuming you mean my top 5 favorite tropes? Because that’s what I’m gonna go with. :o)
The Redemption Arc
The Lovable Rogue (aka “my type”)
The Band of Brothers/Family of Choice/ Fire-Forged Friends/Ragtag Bunch of Misfits (all slightly different versions of the same thing)
Double Meaning, especially Pun-Based Title (and just puns in general)
Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe
Cheers, darling!
(Put “top 5 anything” in my ask and I will answer…)
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Twists and Turns
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by beer_good
There are rules for how to fight the undead. Being magical (or worse, metaphorical) some of them are bound to work better than others. And sometimes, as Spike and Dru are about to learn the hard way, technological advances bring some of the old ones back into play.
Written for Buffyverse Bingo 2020.
Words: 842, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Spike (BtVS), Drusilla (BtVS), Dalton (BtVS), Original Slayer Character(s) (BtVS)
Relationships: Drusilla/Spike (BtVS)
Additional Tags: Pre-Season/Series 01, Original Character(s), Vampire Rules, Of course Dalton hunts by printing press, Ye Olde Butcherede English
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Grand Theft Bvssy
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by DumpsterPhoenix (verhalen)
For Christmas, Larry receives the gift he wanted - a time travel machine.
Things don't go according to plan. Of course.
Words: 2354, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English
Series: Part 49 of Corn Of Eternity
Fandoms: Flameborn (Multiverse), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Larry Hortler - Fandom
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Larry Hortler (OMC), Sauron | Mairon, Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor, Cocina (OFC), Palcë (OMC)
Relationships: Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor/Sauron | Mairon, OFC/OMC, Larry/Money
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Post-Canon, Time Travel, Ancient Rome, Crack Treated Seriously, Larry's Quest for Apotheosis, Pegging, Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe, Urban Fantasy, Magical Realism, Slavery, Abduction, Temporary Character Death, Bad on purpose
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*Thanks the Divines that they changed the way Uriel spoke in Oblivion*
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Burning, Burning
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by detergent, DumpsterPhoenix (verhalen)
Larry and Juniper seek the aid of a sorceress to remove the curse from them.
Thus begins Larry's sizzling adventure.
He directed his thoughts and will towards the candle as he had been instructed, envisioning his power like a stream of gold and jewels fueling the spell, wrapping around the candleflame and coming back to him, white-hot, cleansing him, elevating him, transforming him into his true form. He imagined the torrent of white-hot wealth sloughing off the curse, destroying it, liberating him from his lowly existence... streaming from him to Juniper, encircling her and purifying her as well.
Words: 6914, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 23 of Corn Of Eternity
Fandoms: Flameborn (Multiverse), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Star Wars - All Media Types, Larry Hortler - Fandom
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Larry Hortler (OMC), Juniper Roberts (OFC), Cashiel Blaze "Cash-Blaze" Shadowlord Whip (Original Vehicle Character), Sauron | Mairon, Madame Gunnhild (OFC)
Additional Tags: Urban Fantasy, Witchcraft, The Occult, Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe, Terre Haute, Shitting Objects, Farting, poop, Indiana, Alternate Universe- Magic, Magical Realism, midwestern gothic, Fire, Cool S, Larry's Quest for Apotheosis, Corn - Freeform, tw: Burning to Death, so nice I said it twice, Whipping, Pepsi Cola, Roast Hortler, Mister Peeper
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