Yellowjackets is such a wild ride, because it's basically Killing Eve on crack. I mean, which doomed lesbian couple are you going to root for? Which adorable gay sociopath will be your little meow meow? The true answer is all of them.
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everytime someone says “pretty girls” in a sentence, I assume it’s about me. Bc it is. Everytime someone says funny girls holyhell they’re talking about me. Everytime someone says those artsy girls good god thank you for remembering me. Smart girls? Yes, I’m right here. Kind girls? Hello hahaha. Amazing girls? Aw thanks
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Girl friendships are really hyping each other up while getting ready and flirting like no man ever can with your best friends
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ranking things wednesday definitely calls enid (and you should call your significant other)
my sweet potato moonshine - alcohol is good to wednesday, enid is good to wednesday. big fan of the implication wednesday makes alcohol for fun. 8/10.
canine of my heart - bonus points for the tswift reference. maybe a little long for my liking. good over an email. 7/10.
delicate rabies - short, concise, loving term of endearment. 10/10.
scritch scratch - decent, definitely like it extra because of the alliteration and pararhyme. 6.5/10.
dead tree cells - this is a good pun on "bark." and I'm a pun kinda gal. 7/10.
sinclair de lune - as a pianist and, again, a pun gal, I give this points, but as a human being who doesn't really like clair de lune, I'm indifferent. 8.5/10.
ravishing wall rat - yall seen those posts on tiktok about the massive rats that come out of walls? that's what she's comparing enid to. and they're kind of cute. I think this is sweet, a good inside joke and funny. 9/10.
manicured mongrel - pretty much enid in a nutshell. canine and always with some good ass nails. 8/10.
mrs addams - adorable as shit, I love the love, 11/10.
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I love cis people. I asked a trainee at work today what her pronouns were bc I try and ask the trainees. and she said she/her. and then looked slightly panicked and goes "oh I should've asked. are there- are there pronouns here?" like. clearly meaning if there's trans ppl/ppl who use unconventional pronouns that work here LMFAO
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The sunrise this morning was so… 😌
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shuu tsukiyama lying to the medical services and wasting hospital time about having a tummy ache
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William Afton is iconic you have to admit. When he died saying “I always come back,” it was true, he came back! He came back as a god damned computer virus! I hate that man with all my heart but damn if he wasn’t an awesome villain!
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