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beefxurki · 8 months

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looking at the pokemon center website and

im loosing my mind over this fucjking guy

#xurking it up #budew #sitting cuties #pokemon

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nom-central · 1 year

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I've decided to start a new Poke.mon Ultra/ /Moon playthrough. I wanna talk about some Pokèvore involving the region's Pokè.mon (help this is all pred talk-)

Okay, this idea just came to me today but one of the questions the Rot.om Dex asks if you could go into either a Pokè.ball or a Rot.om Dex. And if you say the Dex, it'll say "For realzzz? It'll be a bit of a squeezzze, but want to give it a try?" So imagine Rot.om Dex deciding to shrink it's partner down to size and gobble them safely up. Silly small electric pred

Speaking of small preds, I think Mimi.kyu is a pretty good one. It should be allowed to gobble down anyone who dares ruin/bust it's disguise. Or since it's so lonely, imagine a Mimikyu eating someone it's grown really fond of to keep them allll to itself

And speaking of eating someone for affectionate reasons, I think Bew.ears would be great for this kind of idea. Having someone in your stomach is basically like hugging them, right? Also, I'm biased because Bew.ear is my favorite Pokè.mon

Also 👏Ultra 👏 Beast 👏 preds

Buzz.wole would make for a really cool pred. Imagine being able to see prey from it's blood sac muscle stuff. Buzz.wole would totally eat people to absorb their engery and become stronger

Guzz.lord is a pretty obvious, but very good pred. The lack of vore content for it is surprising. Where's the love for it :(

Xurki.tree would be a pretty cool pred, me thinks. I saw this fanart where Xurki.tree ate someone through it's arms and given how alien the UBs are and how they're from a different dimension, that's fitting

Blacephalon could be a fun pred as well. Very silly. Love the fella. I once read a fic where the hole where it's head comes out was it's mouth. Again, alien from a different dimension

That's all for now. Sorry for the ramble

-Cj

oh i love a good ramble :]

i'm not the biggest fan of smaller sized preds, but ive seen some people play with the idea that mimiiyu are bigger on the inside, which is something i don't mind so terribly! also, bewear evolve from stufful....would that make them plushie preds by definition?

ALSO YOURE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE UBS I AM SHAKING YOUR HAND. my man guzz is criminally underrated despite all the jokes people love to make...maybe its because its so imposing? scary? who knows! xurk is one of my fav UBs tbh....its so weird looking and i like it! i actually have a pokevore request in my inbox for it and blacephalon...i never got around to them because i wasnt sure of how to write them eating while retaining that weird alien nature

#answered #anonymous #pokevore #gijinkas are hard and i die a little #also hi cj!

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sunnetrolls · 2 years

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man

i just read through the xurkit wakes up event and that really was like a highlight of this whole fuckin blog huh

check it out -> here <- (trypo warning for some xurk sprites)

#sunne speaks #did u guys know roe loves xurk so lots? real unpopular fav right there. shes so right tho

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alter-ego-cole · 1 year

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Nihi: "It's so sad that you live almost like a robot. You can't eat or swim. I feel sorry for you."

Xurk: "I can eat. I just can't eat much real food."

Nihi: "Dang, how come I've never seen you eat something?"

Xurk: "You've never made me any good food."

Blace: "Hello, animal control, I need you to come get this Xurkitree because it straight up murdered a Nihilego!!"

#incorrect quotes #pokemon #ultra beasts #nihilego #xurkitree #blacephalon

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decotree · 4 years

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tcpdog replied to your post:

woh you callin STIFF

“YOU, pinstripe! Y’lookin’ like yous gonna get STRANGLED by that vest! Is the stick up your ass not enough for you?”

#tcpdog #⚡ ( 𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙰-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 ) ›› IC #xurk: a stuck up AND sexy ??? count me in

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brxkenmxchine · 4 years

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trying to finish pokemon black but ultra sun screams for my attention too

#shut up xurk

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spiritedoperetta-moved · 5 years

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@decotree || S.C. “...You know, I keep hearing that you’re a MUSIC ENTHUSIAST, but gotta say, it’s nice to finally find someone with some actual MUSICAL TASTE.” You’d be amazed at how hard it is to find someone with a decent taste in music around the region, at least for one such as Alavastor, anyways. Music was obviously a passion by the proxy of his species. But the one called ‘Maestro’ takes it to greater heights than just Soloist performances.

This time around, the Primarina found himself in Fairyland, yet again. Instead of playing Mahjong with the Jungle King and Cyclo or just aimlessly wandering the jungle. He was simply chatting up the Xurkitree, as strange of a sight as that may be. Actually having the gusto to approach the gigantic bundle of wires, instead of their past encounters where he was either stuttering or caught off guard by the Erkling. Seemingly more confident... “You big on any GENRE in particular? Jazz? Rock? Blues? Country?” Naming a few off.

#//I literally had to flip a coin on who I'd use for this #//It was either the bullshit owl or the Seal you just kinda have to put up with WHEEZE #[ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴇꜱᴛʀᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ] ♪ ᴀʟᴀᴠᴀꜱᴛᴏʀ #[ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ] ♪ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ #[ ᴅᴜᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄɪᴀɴꜱ ] ♪ ᴠᴀꜱᴛᴏʀ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ #[ ᴀ ꜱᴏʀʀᴏᴡꜰᴜʟ ᴄʀᴇꜱᴄᴇɴᴅᴏ ] ⚔ ɪᴄ #//Local Seal trying to become a Fae fucks around with Fairy Lights #//If Grey came he'd probably just come and put Tohu on Blast with Xurk lets be real

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melemeleguardian · 4 years

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:💋 inevitable.

First 5 people who send in a “💋” get a kiss from my muse. (3/5)

“Heh, I think I’m getting used to kissing someone with three tongues. Want me to show you?”

Not even bothering for a response Koko pushes Xurk against a wall and began showing him how good he got at making out with an alien. A hand was slowly going up Xurk’s thigh until it reached it’s... destination.

#nsfwish//#decotree #{Mail from Somewhere: Ask}

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gladionsgrownup · 4 years

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Picks up Gladion. Slings him over his shoulder. Walks off with him. Time to Go.

Gladion jerks a bit in surprise and confusion. He doesn’t know where they’re going. He trusts Xurk but also, he isn’t sure of the Mood that Xurk is so insistent on it being by it being Go Time. For now, he’s just… going to cling to Xurk while confused.

#decotree #enforcers rules l answers #i fell asleep on my laptop and woke up at four thirty to this in my inbox and answered it

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beefxurki · 7 months

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got a smoliv eraser and he's my best friend

#xurking it up #smoliv #pokemon #i might take a picture of him

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sunnetrolls · 2 years

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ive made a mistake

#sunne speaks #(finished touching up xurk icons right after asking for planhz asks)

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decotree · 4 years

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He wanted something cool? Suplexes his boyfriend.

He actually only weighs around 220 pounds. He feels his legs lift up for a few seconds–but Xurk is top-heavy, and doesn’t suplex easy. His plume hits the ground and he slithers out of Gladion’s hold like a fucking wretched rubberhose cartoon.

“Almost got me that time!”

#gladionsgrownup #⚡ ( 𝙰𝙸𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙰 𝙺𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳? ) ›› ANSWERED

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brxkenmxchine · 4 years

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i have so many pokespe aus i could probably post about but i never do bc i literally just feel annoying KFDHKLHFKJ

#shut up xurk

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thebrokenbeasts · 6 years

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Something was twisting, changing. Where it had stood, now writhed a mass of dark goo, occasionally lighting up from within as it tried and failed to take shape.

Did he deserve it? Sure, probably. Xurk had a bad attitude and an addiction to murder, so it only made sense that someone would finally act.

But that didn't make it feel any better.

They all failed to see that the monster wasn't all he was. He could care, he could love, more and more as time went on he was slowly learning. Only to have what could have been cut short by one who claimed to have such a deep love for life.

There were certainly consequences.

A warped, broken cackling rang out as poison seeped into the ground, killing all plant life nearby with an acidic hiss. It was finally reforming, hands hiding its face. Eyes opened on each tentacle, darting around as claw-like stingers flexed experimentally, and slowly, slowly it lowered its blackened hands.

The look on its face was truly manic.

"Y'all want a monster t'hate?" Even its voice was more distorted and inhuman than usual.

"Come at me."

#the world going by | dash comm #i'm so alive | ic #raise a little hell | V: monster #plot: gods and monsters

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denjyumokuu-a-blog · 6 years

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@monarchialmoon

Of all the things Xurkitree had been expecting to see when he finally found the source of that menacing aura--a wild Ultra Beast, maybe a Guzzlord, hell, maybe even Povanos clawing his way back out of hell, who knew--he was expecting something simple. Something he’d pump full of lightning and then leave to die on the ground.

The massive draconian beast made entirely out of light, however, was not what he was expecting to see.

“So, babe, tell me, the hell are you supposed to be? You ain’t a UB like I’ve ever seen... what in the...” It was so bright, the light was making it hard for Xurkitree’s fiber optics to focus on the creature before him. His lights blinked a few times as Xurkitree recentered himself.

“Ah, don’t really matter. You killed Koko, so here I am to get a little bit ‘a fun from this. Let’s do this, babe, you and me, I’m gonna cut you into bits.” Xurkitree’s aura blasted out of him, finally at full strength and ready to fight. Yet... even with his mind beginning to succumb to Beast Boost, something in Xurkitree told him this was far, far from a good idea...

#monarchialmoon #║𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁-𝙷𝙸𝙶𝙷 𝚅𝙾𝙻𝚃𝙰𝙶𝙴║ ϟ ic #e; drowning in darkness #usum spoilers #rip xurk #everyone line up to get a bite of country fried xurkitree

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melemeleguardian · 4 years

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Wet Dream: Xurk is giving Koko a long, good blowjob, using all of his tongues and making sure Koko is enjoying himself through it the ENTIRE time.~

Anonymously send my muse a wet dream~!

@decotree

You know despite them being boyfriends for a couple of years now, Xurk giving Koko a blow job was more of a special occasion for some reason. Not that Koko minded it because if there was an award for best Blow jobs, Xurk would win hands down, and not just simply because of his four tounges either.

In his dream, Xurk starts off slow and standard, teasing and licking his boyfriend’s length and teasing things to come. Then after a while, he finally starts with the blow job. Once again it starts out standard and slowly escalates. One tongue than two tongues, then three and then four tongues wrapped around his cock.

This was the best feeling for the diety. Having all four tounges wrapped around his length, making sure every inch of his length was pleasured. Now most men would probably think this was enough, but not Xurk as he went above and beyond. His hands were simultaneously roaming around the Tapu’s body, up his abs, and between his thighs.

The pleasure was too much for the Tapu, his hips thrust up for an orgasm that never comes. As it turns out, one of the Ultra Beast’s tongues was wrapped around the base of his preventing him from release. Was he going to have to beg?

“Xurk… p-please I-I need…”

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And then the Tapu wakes up. At first, he was disappointed, but then he smirked once he found the reason why he had that dream in the first place.

#{Mail from Somewhere: Ask}#{Masks without faces: Anon}#nsfw//#decotree #I might have forgotten how to write smut

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