#wylan is anaemic
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Jesper: Went for a hike with Wylan, turns out my Merchling is not built for the outdoors
Wylan: *Though deep breaths* You tried to assassinate me… with… the… sun
#wylan is anaemic#he gets out of breath easy#but being wylan he was too stubborn to say anything until he was almost crawling#jesper and his adhd brain was too busy going on about nature to notice wylan dying#soc#soc incorrect quotes#six of crows#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#wesper
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Jesper: White men need to stop asking me to go hiking Im not going to help you find more land to colonise
Wylan: Gotta be careful, they could just be trying to get you to a nice murder spot? Either way it’s a no to hiking
Jesper: You’re too anaemic to hike, its one of the many things I love about you
Wylan: Id also never murder you?
Jesper: That too I guess
#wylan is anaemic because have you seen him?#mans got nary a red blood cell to his name#soc#soc incorrect quotes#six of crows#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#wesper
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Wylan: Standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours
Jesper: ?? Boy, sit your ass back down
#wylan: yes sir#jesper: *strangely turned on*#wylan is anaemic because I said so#soc#six of crows#wylan van eck#jesper fahey#wesper
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Wylan: Im anaemic
Van Eck: Even your blood is a failure
Jesper: LISTEN HERE MOTHERFU-
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