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hannahmanderr · 1 year

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DannyMay Day 16 - Fangs

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Summary: A few student interns at DALV notice some odd things about Mr. Masters. The reactions vary, to say the least. (inspired by a prompt borrowed from @danphanwritingprompts: A few student interns at DALV notice some odd things about Mr. Masters. Like hell they’re gonna call him out though; this is the only paid internship in the county)

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“Hey, have you guys noticed anything… weird about Mr. Masters?” Tariq asked as he slid into his cafeteria seat. The other four interns at the table looked up.

Dylan was the first to speak up. “Not really,” she said, looking back down at her lunch. “But I haven’t really seen him much. They’ve had me practically locked in those server rooms downstairs since the data breach last week.”

“They should just hire you at this point,” Linh-Nhu said as she began to peel an orange. “You’re basically doing the work of a full-time employee anyway.”

“I’m just glad this is a summer stint. I’d be a dead girl walking if I had to deal with this on top of classes.”

“Wait, wait,” Tariq interrupted. “That data breach, wasn’t it that weird ghost with the mullet that attacked last week?”

Dylan sighed and picked at her fried rice absently. “Unofficially? Yes. Officially? Apparently no. Something about having to deal with PR and all, since random CEOs from California apparently don’t buy the whole idea of ghosts in the first place.”

“You had better not be insinuating anything about Mr. Masters,” Marc said hotly, unfazed by Dylan’s woes. “Especially if you don’t have evidence to back it up!”

“Whoa, man, take it easy,” Tariq said. He raised his hands in a placating gesture. “Who said I was insinuating anything? I’m just curious is all.”

“I did overhear him talking to someone named Maddie over the phone the other day,” Linh-Nhu offered. “I don’t know what they were talking about, I was just passing by his office, but I was just confused because I could’ve sworn Mary-Claire said that Maddie was his cat.”

“He’s filthy rich,” Dylan said, pointing with her fork. “Rich people always do wacky things like talking to their cats on the phone.”

Tariq shook his head. “Nah, I’m not talking that kind of weird. I mean more like, physical things you’ve noticed about him.”

Marc slammed his water bottle onto the table with a little more force than was probably necessary. “Nope! Nuh-uh,” he said, wrinkling his nose into a look of disdain. “We should not be having this conversation in the first place! Do you realize how much trouble we’ll get in if someone overhears us?”

“Please, no one pays attention to the interns of all people,” Dylan retorted. She flipped her long brown ponytail over her shoulder. “I should know. My supervisor keeps calling me Diane. Any time I tell him it’s Dylan, he thinks I’m talking about the other Dylan, and he quit three weeks ago to move to Dallas.”

“Katarana, you haven’t said anything,” Tariq said, panning his eyes to the fifth and final member of their little intern group. “Have you seen anything weird going on with Mr. Masters?”

Katarana was still staring at Tariq with wide eyes. “No way,” she whispered. Then, with much more energy, “You’ve seen it too?”

“Seen what?”

She turned her head to Linh-Nhu, who had asked the question. “Vlad Masters is freaky,” she told the table. “We’re talking major freaky vibes.”

“Will you stop?” Marc hissed. “We cannot be talking about our boss like this!”

Dylan shrugged. “Free country, bro. What’s he gonna do to us?”

“Oh, hmm, I don’t know, how about fire us from one of the most prestigious internships in the country?”

She just grinned impishly. “And go back to Delaware, where I don’t have to worry about some dumb ghost thing interrupting my commute? Or try and steal all my cereal boxes again? Sign me up.”

“Marc, just shush for a minute, I wanna hear what Kat has to say,” Tariq said, flapping a hand dismissively at Marc. The latter drew his thick eyebrows together in a deep frown.

Katarana met each of their eyes in turn. “They say you can hear him talking in his office to other people, but when you open the door, he’ll be all alone. And others will swear up and down that the room will literally get hotter when he walks into a room, especially if he’s in a mood.”

Tariq scoffed. “Yeah, the same thing happens with my mom when she finds my dad’s sports magazines lying around all willy nilly. Come on, I’m looking for the juicy stuff here! I wanna see if any of you saw what I saw.”

“Your dad still gets actual, physical sports magazines? Like, in the mail?” Dylan said, eyebrows raised in disbelief.

“I’m being serious here!” Katarana insisted, completely ignoring Dylan’s comment. “Jarvis told me the thermostat was reading 80 after a conference call gone wrong.”

“Wait.” Linh-Nhu frowned as she tried to process the information. She’d grown quiet and serious just within the past minute. “Am I the only one here from Amity Park?”

“I mean, I literally just got done talking about going back to Delaware, sooo…” Dylan shoveled a forkful of rice into her mouth.

“Not me,” Tariq said. “I basically go to school in the middle of a cornfield in Iowa. And honestly, I thought I was applying to the main branch for DALV in Madison.”

“I told them I was good with either,” Katarana said, shrugging. “Anything to get out of freaking Texas.”

“I haven’t lived in Amity Park, but I’ve basically been close enough,” Marc told the group. “Grand Rapids. About an hour or so north of here.”

“Bro, in what universe is an hour up the road ‘close enough’?” Tariq asked.

Linh-Nhu simply nodded. “So none of you have experience with ghosts,” she said. It was a statement, not a question. “Because if you did, you would know that Katarana’s claims are absolutely plausible.”

“What?” Marc screeched. “There is no way someone can heat a room just by entering it! Especially our boss, who gave us these jobs, need I remind you!”

“Says the guy who tried to say he pretty much lived here,” Dylan muttered under her breath.

“Wait, seriously?” Katarana said to Linh-Nhu. “I mean, not that I didn’t believe it was possible, but it has to do with ghosts?”

Linh-Nhu hesitated. “Possibly,” she conceded, “but not for certain. Here, it’s a well known fact that ghosts tend to have an effect on their immediate external environment, especially in times of heightened emotion or power. Most make it colder - especially a ghost such as Phantom - but there have been known to be some who can make the environment warmer instead.”

“How do you know all this?” Tariq asked. His eyes shone with a curious thirst, and accusation was nowhere to be found in his tone.

Linh-Nhu blushed. “I graduated from Casper High. It turned into a hotspot for ghost activity during my senior year,” she explained. “Plus I, um, might have sat in on one of Dr. Fenton’s public lectures. Or… more than one.”

“So you’re saying Vlad Masters is a ghost?” Katarana breathed. Dylan whistled, impressed.

“Oh, no! Nothing like that, of course. But… it’s certainly possible that ghost activity could be involved.”

“Both of you!” Marc seethed. “If you don’t quit making false accusations against Mr. Masters, I’m going to report you!”

“She literally just got done saying she wasn’t making any accusations!” Dylan said, gesturing towards Linh-Nhu, who had hidden her face behind her dark hair. “Like what is your deal, man? Why go so aggro all of a sudden?”

“Well, excuse me for having a sense of preservation about this internship!” he shot back. “Do you know how hard I worked to get here in the first place? This is one of the most competitive internships in the country! I had to go through a lot to make sure I got this job!”

“We all worked hard to get here,” Katarana said as she folded her arms across her chest. “Doesn’t make you any more special than the rest of us.”

“Can we go back to the part where Mr. Masters is potentially involved in some ghost crap?” Tariq whined. “I wanna tell you what I saw!”

“No one’s stopping you,” Dylan said. “Well, other than Marc apparently.”

Marc had buried his head into his arms. “We’re so getting fired,” he moaned, his voice muffled by his sweater.

Katarana practically glommed onto Tariq. “Do you have proof he’s a ghost or something?” she asked with her eyes gleaming in excitement.

“Alright, alright,” he said. He moved his arms in the universal ‘quiet down’ movement. “Gather ‘round, kids, ‘cause you won’t believe what I saw him do earlier.”

“I don’t know. You have to have a pretty open mind to live in Amity Park,” Linh-Nhu muttered quietly, the hints of an amused smile on the corners of her lips.

“Okay, so I’m in the copy room, right? Trying to un-jam one of the printers after it ate my reports. In walks Mr. Masters, and he’s on the phone going on about some deal with the S. Culcar client. He’s like, super up in arms about it all for some reason, and it literally gets to the point where he growls into the phone!” Tariq said, waving his arms theatrically.

“Growled? Like, a dog or something?” Dylan asked through another mouthful of her rice.

“Yeah, basically! It was so weird, but it wasn’t even the weirdest thing!”

“Because things can get weirder than a business mogul growling at one of his clients?” Dylan deadpanned.

“Oh, they absolutely can,” Tariq said with the air of someone trying to create a mystery. He took a long, dramatic swig from his Dr. Pepper before continuing. “He keeps getting angry, something about a failure to find someone, or something, I don’t know. But anyway, he yells something, and he’s got his teeth all bared and stuff, like he was seriously channeling a dog or something. And I look over, just cause he’s being so loud and stuff, and he’s literally got fangs showing.”

The table was silent for a long moment. “Wait, hang on,” Katarana said, waving her hands. “You’re telling me Mr. Masters has fangs? Like he’s some sort of lion?”

“Yes! Exactly!” Tariq exclaimed with a vigorous nod. Clearly, he was waiting for a different sort of response.

“You know, some people just have really sharp canines,” Marc said, apparently interested enough in the conversation to temporarily get past his resistance to it in the first place. “Are you sure it wasn’t just that?”

“Nuh-uh. These things were bonafide fangs, all long and stuff and poking into his lip and everything!”

“Do ghosts even have fangs?” Dylan asked. “I thought they were supposed to be all gooey and stuff inside. Or something, anyway. I guess the two ghosts from last week weren’t super gooey.”

“Ghosts can present in a number of different ways,” Linh-Nhu said, re-launching into her teacher voice. “Many are humanoid, like Technus and Phantom - the two from the ‘data breach’ you’re talking about. Some are more blob-like, others are more like animals. Really, they can take any form, as far as I’m aware.”

“Oh! Oh! What about that thing they can do where they can possess people?”

Linh-Nhu hummed. “I don’t know if that would necessarily alter a person’s appearance. Usually the ghost takes over the person from the inside to avoid detection. I don’t know much else about that, though. I suppose there were a number of students and teachers who were possessed during that first major ghost attack, but they didn’t show any physical signs, I think.”

“So then he is a ghost?” Tariq asked.

“I still think we need to wait to make calls like this until we have certain proof,” Marc said, his chin propped up on his arms lying on the table. “I might not be from here, but I’ve been here long enough to see that one couple, the… Fontaines? Finleys? I’m not sure. Either way, I don’t want to lose my job and find myself on the wrong end of one of those guns.”

“But if he’s a ghost, or possessed by one - whatever - shouldn’t we tell someone?” Katarana frowned. “Like the one ghost kid who stopped Techno-babble or whoever it was.”

Linh-Nhu laughed lightly. “I’d be impressed if you could track him down. He’s a slippery one.”

Dylan suddenly slammed her hands on the table, startling the other four interns. “I got it!” she shouted. Her voice drew the attention of a few other employees sitting nearby.

“Think about it!” she continued. “Those fancy suits, the whole white-hair-at-the-age-of-40 thing, now the literal fangs and have you seen how pale that man is? There’s an obvious answer: Vlad Masters is a vampire!”

The table fell into a stunned silence again.

“Well, at least he’s a vampire who pays his interns,” said an utterly defeated Marc, letting his head fall back into his arms.

#danny phantom #dannymay #dannymay2023 #dannymay 2023 #danny phantom vlad #vlad masters #danny phantom fanfic #hannah writes #not so great at writing dialogue heavy stuff lol

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freakontour · 3 months

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you also get 🍊 for ask game plss?

🍊 Who’s a character you don’t write for that often, but keep meaning to write for more? (They’re so interesting! But maybe you have trouble pinning them down, or keep getting distracted by another blorbo…)

That answer is probably super obvious but. Gaara. I love my baby but writing him is some kind of pain I subconsciously avoid. It keeps entering my brain and I am convicted to write him more. We’ll see how that’s gonna work out xD

#textpost #freaky writing #ask freaky #woe is freaky #ask games #thanks punky!

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arospecsyourblockdudes · 2 years

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“Oh, woe is me! It’s so cold in this cavern….I shan’t make it the night! Oh, poor little pitiful me, what an awful mess.”

Fwhip instantly had regrets about locking the stranger up. For one, his sleep schedule was suffering for it. The man hadn’t stopped his monologuing except to dramatically wail and cry. Somehow he was making chain rattling noises.

And in the large Goblands cavern, it echoed.

“Oohhh, the draft here is chilling my bones……to think, such a big man like me….reduced to a mere rat……”

Maybe if Fwhip’s ears weren’t so large, it wouldn’t be such a problem. But as it stood, it was a problem.

A bout of chain-rattling lead into very loud and dramatic sobbing, and Fwhip sighed and got out of bed. He was going to have to get this guy to shut up. Or at least cry quietly if he had to.

He pulled on his boots and jacket and headed out to his rails, riding as close as he could get to the cage before he had to walk. Blessedly, the strange man quieted down as he approached and put together a scaffold tower.

He was sitting in the center of the cage when Fwhip got up to his level, seemingly waiting for him. He sniffles and wiped at his eyes.

“Why are you here? To torture me? Interrogate me? Oh, just break my aching heart even more, won’t you!”

“What? No!” Fwhip shook his head. “Nothing like that. I just wanted to tell you to keep the noise down. We goblins need our nine hours.”

The man stood and clutched both hands to his heart, almost a mockery of offense. He was almost eerie, this one, with his faint glow and exaggerated everything. “I can’t stop. I am heartbroken. Betrayed so cruelly by my old friend….you’ve wounded me.”

“I’m not your friend. I don’t know you.” Fwhip leapt onto the roof of the cage and then down to a nearby ledge.

The man furrowed his brows, in what was probably genuine confusion. “We’ve always remembered our past lives. Is it different now?”

“Past…what?” Fwhip crossed his arms and leaned toward him. “If this is some religion thing, I’m not interested.”

“No, no, it’s just….are you still mad that I killed you when I was a fish? Is that why you’re acting like this? I don’t know why Gem would be mad at me, I’ve always been lovely to her, but-“

“Ok, I’m pretty convinced this is a weird religion and I’m not into it. Stop scaring people by pretending you know them.”

“I do know you.” The man pointed to a spot on Fwhip’s chest and drew a circle in the air, smiling. “See, it’s a different body, clearly, but that’s not weird. Happened all the time. I’d know my boy Fwhip anywhere.”

A chill went down Fwhip‘s spine and he held back a shudder. “I’ve never told you my name. I don’t know why you were sent here or who told you what, but the Sheriff won’t be happy when I say you’re spooking everyone and that’s a man you want to keep happy.”

The man blinked and put his hands on his hips. “I’ve committed no crime. I’m sure I’ll be let free and I can scout out the rest of you. Is Sausage here or is he still, eh…..‘sleeping’?” He made air quotes on the last phrase.

“If you’re going to mess with Sausage, I’ll just keep you in here.”

That seemed to shut the man up. “I guess you all don’t remember Afterlife, then.” He sniffled again, but thankfully didn’t seem like he was about to cry. “It’s been a while. I’ve been alone on the Olipelago.”

“The what??”

“This is weird then! I guess now it makes sense that I’m in jail.” The man nodded, apparently settling some questions he’d had.

“Yes. Trespassing and all. Please keep quiet and stop being freaky.” Fwhip jumped back on the roof and then to his scaffold. He had had far too many spooky things said to him at far too late an hour.

The man nodded and waved as he climbed down. “I’ll see what I can do! Put in a good word about me to this sheriff, will you?”

Fwhip would certainly not.

#empires smp #anyway oli headcanon is he’s some sort of spirit or undead creature #little weird dude <3 #also because he came directly from afterlife he can recognize everyone’s souls but not their person #so automatically he knows who it is just that they look different which wasn’t weird for afterlife #Fwhip is just tired tbh

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razs-archetype · 2 months

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21 and 22 for the violence ask game? 👁️👁️

This is difficult cause!!! So many games I’m into.. and lethal company is especially difficult. Imgonan do this with a few things.

21. (Lethal company) Umm. I think the Bracken being buff muscular guy with ass is kinda too focused on… iget monsterfucking but please .. that poor thing

21. (ieytd) uhm.. can I say aall of the 2nd game 🫣. I don’t not like it. I love it, it’s genuinely fantastic. Just…… it’s popularity continues to overshadow the first and third so much……. John this John that.. he’s a well written villain but so is Prism. So is Solaris. S much as I love .. so much John content. I’d be much happier if the three games were equally talked about. Plea..se……. It is deserving of praise but my goodness ..

22. (Lethal company) some very different things I could say here. People don’t like to focus on employees enough Ithink. There’s so much potential in the messed up nature of the company and growing closer to survive. They r like ants stuck in a death spiral …… gave their name to the fae .. ect. Doomed !!!!!! Where’s my employees cluthcing each other for comfort in the dark of the facility. Tbf there is a lot !!! But idk. Always with other monsters rather than team mates … kicks rock.

(Lethal Company continued) Also think that (while deserving. And I love them too) the popularity of the Bracken and masked overshadow all the other enemies.. it’s gotten better but still.. so much Bracken. Waow. Woe of it being fan favorite I suppose.

(Lethal company continued) also not enough ppl getting freaky about enemies other than Bracken tbh. Waiter!!! More Abnormality please…..

[idk. Glances left. Glances right. If I hear another person going ooo imso weird I’m such a monsterfucking freak for liking the Bracken (tall, humanoid muscles, bipedal, literally has yaoi hands) I’m gonna bite a stick so hard it shatters in my mouth.]

[at least. Idk. People freaky about Bracken and masked in such a normal way ….. ppl get weirder? For me????? 🥺it would not do that.]

22. (MCSM) I still think the latter half of season 1 villains are still so looked over. Iknow more PAMA fans have popped up which is great. Glad I’m not the only one anymore. But there’s just. So little for those guys. And I constantly see them dragged around, mischaracterized, or completely entirely ignored.

22. (Ieytd) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE PRISM MORE ATTENTION. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE SOLARIS MORE ATTENTION. First game villains also get so ignored :…………

#clover talks #sorry for my epic takes

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spiritshaydra · 1 year

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WOE CYBERTRONIAN VOYN BE UPON YE

I’m just going to go ahead and share the concept sketches I have for her “Cybertronian” guise that I mentioned in the tags of my last post. Her robot form has been quite the challenge to design because I really want her to read as unearthly, and that there ain’t something right with this being, like this is something primordial pretending to be something it’s not. Plus there’s the challenge of trying to make a design where the beast mode collapses into a smaller robot mode; as she’s mostly based on the Predacons from Prime who’s “base” form is the beast mode while the robot form is more like the vehicle mode for other Cybertronians. I also want her to look the part of a TFP Predacon because they weren’t just,,, metal dragons, they looked distinctly alien in beast mode (Predaking’s mandibles for example) and had a sort of fear factor to their designs (Predaking’s dragon form having visible teeth like a skull also as an example) She gotta look like a freak!!

I guess she’d technically be a triple changer since she got this weird “angelic” mode that is used for space travel and reentry, but I’m not sure if it counts as a separate alt? So far the details I have solidified for the robot form design is that part of her spine forms the “halo” behind her neck and shoulders, her chestplate splits and folds up for the smaller robot mode, the retractable claws of the beast mode become her fingers, and that her wings split into six along the different layers of “feathers”, four on her back, two used as hip skirts. The head of the beast mode is actually tucked away into one of her arms and can be used like a cannon, and has a bunch of freaky pseudo organic details like teeth <3

She’s horrible and her presence sets off Geiger counters and other energy reading devices.

Her alias would be Singularity!

(I’d also be more than happy to answer any questions regarding this moron! I’ll try to provide doodles to accompany them :})

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tag-that-oc · 4 months

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woe my ocs be upon ye

we have my filthy pathetic ungroomed boy with the saddest eyes to walk the (long dead) earth - he's like. the chosen one or something and it makes him very sad. he wishes only for a peaceful life but uh oh it seems destiny and fate have different ideas. he is also in love with a freaky twink creature. he wields a blade that protrudes from his forearm.

then there is my gladiator boy. he wields two (2) flails. he fears for his life every single second of every day. he is pathetic man's best friend in the whole wide world.

then we have my unhinged homicide woman. she dons a dapper top hat and tweed suit while committing murders with her murder glove (a gauntlet with big sharp claws). she is annoying and mischievous.

next is the freaky twink creature previously mentioned. they have severe daddy issues. they also have a sister that hates them. they're like. evil jesus. they have this thing where they like put on a show to cover for their fear of failure.

and then there's their sister. she hates them. she hates everyone. that's why she kills people. she's also secretly a bit jealous that she doesn't get to be evil jesus. she's also doing toxic yuri with homicide woman. oh yeah daddy issues as well.

and then we have the guy who's giving all these people daddy issues. he's just evil idk what to tell you.

pathetic... unhinged... daddy issues. what more can you ask for in a group of ocs

i love em thank you

#anonymous #oc show and tell #moss answers

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maxdark158 · 11 months

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Making my own rottmnt timeline (that includes lost episodes) and i think I'm going to start making vent posts instead of finding new friends to harass with my problems until they're exhausted/hj

So far I've put the episodes in a tenuous order. Because they aired out of order (evidence: hypno part deux happens at the same time as repo mantis but airs well after repo mantis AND the appearance of the turtle tank, also the first episode to show hueso is the fast and furriest, NOT the episode they meet him) I've had to basically just. Use context clues to the best of my ability and a lot of pain, suffering, and some tears. Now I'm going to try and make a timeline based on. Ya know. Time. As much as I can anyway with the like 4 dates the series provides

Below the cut is copy pasted woes I've sent to a friend

(These messages are sent to a friend over 24 hours of agony)

Fml btw

I'm trying to figure out a timeline for rottmnt

It is n ot easy

Also... I think I'm going to make my life even more hellish and include the lost episodes

I do actually have a pretty great source for those luckily!

https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Archer.Warrior/The_Lost_ROTTMNT_Episodes

There's a number of episodes that have nothing besides their episode name, some of which one of the creators said could be fake episide names. It's mentioned in this post

https://www.tumblr.com/yujateaandpi/704460357578670080/our-happygirl500-fan-so-ive-been-digging?source=share

these are all the episodes that have NO released stuff besides the episode name. not a description, not any concepts, nothing. some of them i do think are real (april showers and mayhem flowers) but some of them. no idea tbh

the post discusses 2 that person thinks are real based on context clues but yeah idk how many of these ill include in my timeline given i have NOTHING to go off of 😭

April showers mayhem flowers I think is to address mayhem leaving

Maybe splash hogs is something to do with the shell hogs or meat sweats?

In the og battle nexus NY, big mama and shredder were supposed to fall down to the hidden city, her hotel completely crashing down through NY. Maybe spiders web widens was supposed to be them helping big mama, or trying to, something referenced in the aired version of the episode when splinter tried to help her?

Friend: I think that could be likely. Read something awhile a back stating that, season 2 was gonna be more focused on big mama as the villain n so on and that.. would've really fit

Yepp. Cause the funny thing is that battle nexus NY was supposed to happen MID SEASON

And after that, they're basically trying to find her and the shredder cause they both booked it, racing against the foot to do so

Also something I realized since I'm obsessing over rottmnt atm:

It's Mrs. Cuddles

Who the FUCK is she married to??

-later-

I can feel my brain deteriorating

So fast and the furriest, newsworthy, and mascot melee, HAVE to occur before Bug Busters in the timeline. That also means hypno part deux and repo HAVE to occur before then, as well as donnie's gifts and newsworthy. Mascot Melee is the latest to occur in that bunch, because it's the only one post turtle tank debut. The rest are either the debut episode or don't have any turtle tank

So far so good, right?

Thing is timeline wise I'm trying to also follow along mystic power trends, so raphs episodes struggling with mystic powers/not yet doing a full body mode has to also be before bug busters. War and pizza, minotaur maze, and maybe longest fight? If I remember right?

Well longest fight does have to be earlier in the timeline because raph says "the freaky flame guys are back stealing jewelry", kind of implying this is the second time they've seen the foot, so it's def earlier/mid season

Friend: I admire you for how dedicated you are to this- doing what Nick refused to do.

That does sound right!

(Thank you dude that helped a lot)

Not to mention they underestimate the flame guys enough to keep watching skateboarding, cause they got a decently good victory against them the first time

Minotaur maze ALSO has to be pre turtle tank, because that's the episode they discover the mutant pizza place, which they visit when trying to find the turtle tankI think the gumbus happened while donnie was building the turtle tank. It's an introduction episode, so its earlier in the series, but there's 0 donnie (or raph, but raph could also be doing his own thing or helping get materials for don)I do think there should be some episodes between repo and turtle tank, because that was NOT a quick build, but there's only like 3 episodes without donnie and 2 of them have to happen a bit later

You got served has to happen after portal jacked, because portal jacked is when leo went from "annoying ass gremlin" to "begrudgingly my nephew". Why would hueso call for Leo's help pre portal jacked with how he was acting during the start of portal jacked? I think portal jacked is after the fast and the furriest, and cause Leo's been going there a lot he sees hueso as an adult he can get help from even tho hueso is annoyed af by him

And portal jacked should also happen earlier cause leo still doesn't understand how to get to the hidden city on his own, but if it happened after splinter began getting involved again not only would he be able to ask for the doohickey again, he'd probably *go to his dad for help in the first place*

So portal jacked is definitely BEFORE shadows of evil, despite what air dates tell you

Leo's portal powers are also more improved than the start, he's able to make large portals and usually succeeds at making them, but he gets the location wrong. Its probably just before or after late fee, where he also makes a large portal, but seems unsure if it'll work. Probably similar timing to mutant menace too, cause he makes a large portal but doesn't control where it'll go very well

So portal jacked is earlier making you got served later so it can't happen before bug busters

Nothing but truffle is the other no donnie episode, it has to happen AFTER Mrs cuddles though because she's in the episode. It also happens after repo, which does mean it *could* be while donnie is building the tank, but it's kind of implied meat sweats has seen mikey more than once or twice.

Idk, tbh I have a lot of trouble placing nothing but truffle

so far this is the timeline im most sure on. the highlighted episodes I have concrete evidence for their placement. i've inferenced the other two tbh but they make sense

as you can see, i havent even gotten to bug busters yet. it's so confusing rip

i think purple jacket has to be pre turtle tank because if the dragons could steal donnie's leathal weapon filled tank and use it, why would they NOT?? but they only stole his battle shells and tech bo, so i presume the tank wasn't finished yet so they didn't bother stealing it

shell in a cell just has to happen earlier to allow ghost bear to continue being a nuicence, i put it where it makes sense i think? may move it an episode or two higher or lower, but it's definitely within this list somewhere

I just thought this placement made sense cause the raph/leo fight in minotaur maze wasn't really resolved, so that tension could carry over to shell in a cell in which they make up and fight together

Smart lair I think is post bullhop, and bullhop is ABSOLUTELY post pizza pit

Things get more muddled after bug busters

The only things that have to happen a certain way is Pizza Pit -> Bullhop -> Smart Lair -> Mind Meld. There can be episodes between them, but they have to be in that order

-later-

Oh my god

Cloak and swaggart might be WAY EARLIER in the timeline than i ever expected what

There's a potential cameo of the Sandro Brothers pre mutation in it???

I'm losing my mind this would move every sunita episode up by a LOT

Cause this is the last sunita episode!!! But it has to happen pre evil league of mutants??

Oh my god

Now are they wearing cloaking brooches or name tags?

Probably name tags

Cause of the shape. Brooches are. Well. Brooches. Very semicircle. These are flat

But also this fucks with the timeline so badly?? Cause now shelldon has to be moved up, but also splinter is taking them on a training mission?? He didn't begin seriously training them until AFTER shadows of evil!

Fuck it. They're cloaking brooches. They panicked cause "I recognize that pig dude"

-later-

Should mystic library be before or after shadows of evil?

It's definitely later, cause raph uses full form mystic powers and increased size, his mystic powers are very adept. But how late?

Friend: Aftwr

Thank you

-later-

Tbh the biggest wrench in everything is Snow Day

Because Snow Day clearly takes place in *winter*

But there is NO WINTER IN ANY OTHER EPISODE

So it is just. An outlier

-later-

(NO SHAME ON THE PERSON WHO MADE THE INCORRECT TIMELINE BTW, THIS SHIT IS H ARD, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND MISTAKES)

If you read through all that thank you, you're lovely

#rottmnt #rottmnt timeline #rottmnt timeline torture saga #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bring back rise #bring back rise of the tmnt

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okay watching hsm last night I couldn't help thinking that fantasy high uses the same "get the party together" setup of "everyone gets detention" and so obviously my brain went to WHO IS WHO and like honestly this doesn't work super well and I have two options for everyone and you WILL hear about them

Gorgug Thistlespring as Troy Bolton or Ryan Evans

Gorgug is obviously not as socially successful as Troy, but I think he works well as someone caught between two worlds who is also not necessarily the brightest. And let's be real, if Troy Bolton didn't know who his dad was, he'd probably ask a bunch of people just to check. They're both strong and athletic but have other interests they want to pursue, they don't want to let people down, and they longer than anyone expects to kiss the girl they're dating. As for Ryan, he and Gorgug would both struggle to read "go drama club!" and if (spoilers) Fig is Sharpay, obviously Gorgug is in her band.

Fig Faeth as Gabriella Montez or Sharpay Evans

I recognize these are both wild picks but tbh Fig does not slot easily into HSM in my opinion. Gabriella works for Fig for me because they both have the theme of reinventing themselves--Gabriella is at a new school, not wanting to be known as the freaky genius girl, and Fig is rebelling against her own good girl image. And if Gorgug is Troy, then Fig being the one to get him into music works. As for Sharpay, well, what is Sharpay Evans if not a bard who also wants to take barbarian classes?

Fabian Seacaster as Chad Danforth or Troy Bolton

Obviously Fabian is a jock, I think we can all agree on that. He makes sense to me as either Troy or Chad, depending on where your focus is. Chad has the iconic "I Don't Dance" sequence, which of course parallels "toxic masculinity is over, I dance now" for Fabian. I also think that Chad works a little better in terms of how Fabian presents himself in terms of bravado and confidence; Troy is much faster to accept that he can maybe like things other than sports than I think Fabian is. On the other hand, Troy, like Fabian, is The Ace, and has a bunch of weird daddy issues, so that's an argument that can easily be made.

Adaine Abernant as Taylor McKessie or Gabriella Montez

Taylor is probably the least sketched out of the main HSM characters, which is saying something. That being said, I would fully believe she rolls for panic attacks, and her main defining feature is being a big old nerd, so, here you go, Adaine. I think Adaine as Gabriella also makes a lot of sense, though--still a nerd, but also a transfer student who probably also rolls for panic attacks.

Riz Gukgak as Ryan Evans or Taylor McKessie

Riz was my biggest casting woe, and I don't think he fits super well into any of the HSM roles. Taylor is probably a better fit for him than Ryan, but neither is great IMO. Ryan is the HSM character who's most likely to be called "the ball," and he and Riz share a desire for friendship without a great idea of how to get it. Also I gather from AO3 that people ship Riz and Fabian, so that works for the "I Don't Dance" dynamic. Taylor, meanwhile, probably wants to be a private eye and definitely has business cards.

Kristen Applebees as Sharpay Evans or Chad Danforth

Kristen's zeal for the sun god and Sharpay's zeal for theater vibe for me, although obviously Kristen would be thrilled if her friends were as interested in Helio as Troy and Gabriella were in the musical. I also feel like the outwardly supportive and chill family Sharpay has (I love the Evanses tbh) probably contributes to her need to be the best, and she has similar "golden child" expectations. idk maybe this makes no sense to anyone but me but it makes a lot of sense to me. I hope Sharpay can grapple with herself and get to a better place as Kristen did. Meanwhile, Kristen and Chad are both struggling with being gay.

anyway this was my morning happy new year y'all

#had to delete and repost bc tumblr was being weird #what else is new

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