is anyone going to tell me why gauss prime has ginormous honkers down there or do i just have to cause everyone whiplash in the wf tag as per usual

idk what else to call this other than "Ted" (the movie with the teddy bear coming to life) AU or something 😭😭

enstars whiteboard doodle sesh with @diaphoniz3d

pt1 there’s other dumb shit

Its too late for me lads, i need this thing in my computer

KYAA! ♡ IT'S SIR CROCODILE!

a casual affair

the power of one piece is such that for once i produce actual oc references. calico is honestly just vibing. woodall's dream is to have their heart put in a jar and theyre like, SO normal about it.

Al Pacino on set of The Godfather, 1972

"There you are. If you find yourself hesitant to partake in tonight's festivities," Gale starts, "I might suggest you take a sip of the wine. I assure you, there's few vintages out there quite like it. Full bodied, rich, and delightfully layered...and acquired, so I've heard, through embezzled funds." Which is to say, sinfully and criminally Baldurian in nature!--were Baldurian a one to one with Enver Gortash. Ugh. Gaze upon them, Gale whirls his gaudy goblet. He's dressed rather prettily, robes dyed in tones mirroring the depths of jewels. Still, for all glitz and glam he'd slaved to rediscover, there's not much a bone in him that longs to be here. Perhaps, he hopes, he's not the only one. "I gather that this isn't quite your scene either, that or we've spent far too long wandering the road. I'm hardly eager to get back to the merrymaking myself, but if we don't look a touch delighted, I fear we'll win ourselves some undue attention. And believe you me, I'm content without Gortash breathing down our necks."

Maybe they should dance? Or slip out of the room? Who knows. Mind you, espionage and courtly intrigue is more Astarion's brew.

OPEN.

what the snorf??? ASHSWAG??!?!?

Pussy Jumpscare

again with the accursed whiteboard doodles

i want to post about sr aus and other stuff since rambling about them on here is the best format for it i think but every time i feel like making a post in the sr tag its as if i've been spotted by a guardian from breath of the wild and i hear the music kick in faintly

hey guys welcome to my channel, today ill be trying to speedrun the entirety of the magnus archives-