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ballwizard · 1 year

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lunchtime at cambrian academy

#cambrian girls #trilobite girl #anomalocaris girl #opabinia girl #hallucigenia girl #wiwaxia girl #cool swag art #cool swag ocs #Ok. hiiiiiiiii #no sketch mspaint drawings we die like men.

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fruitxbat · 8 months

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I was tagged by @cathedralbells to post my last, current, and next reads. Thanks, dude 😎

* I'm doing both books & fics because I can.

Last: for books, it was Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson, which people have been telling me to read for forever. Finally, a friend just straight up gave me their backup copy, lol. But man. Fucking loved this. Huge trigger warning, but soooo well done--I couldn't put it down.

As for fics, I read In A Column of Lights by xobarriers, in which frank is a stressed horror movie director and Gerard is a kooky entomology professor. I've had my eye on this since Bandom Big Bang went live tbh--took me a while to get to it, but this was absolutely DELECTABLE. Seriously some of their best work, I can't wait to get it up on my rec blog.

Current: Nat, it's so funny you say you might read Good Omens next, because that's the book I'm reading at the moment, lmao. I'm also technically reading the first Monster High book by Lisa Harrison because I'm deranged, but I keep forgetting to finish it because it's an ebook on my computer 💔

Then for fics, I'm reading You've Got the Attraction, You've Got the Pulling Power by peach_faced_lovebird, a franthony college au. Plus I'm still technically doing a reread of Turning Toward the Light by stoplightglow with my crappy podfic for my sister's dish-washing entertainment, lol.

Next: for books, I have Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn in my queue--the movie took me tf out, I can't wait to read this.

Then I'm gonna give the fic JBFOB by meat-wentz (maslugosi) a shot. It's a wip of a fall out boy Jennifer's Body au, so I gotta see what that's about, ykwis.

Well anyway! I tag @in-love-and-jeph, @wiwaxia, @hidingmontreal, & @botanicalwithcraft

#tagged #rpf

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futurebird · 2 years

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Burgess High

I long for a HS drama serial where all the creatures are from the Cambrian. Hallucigenia - Rich girl, stoner (duh), fancies herself an artiste. A little pretentious but has a good heart. Anomalocaris - Awkward boy. Absolute calamity. Can't fit in with anyone. Good at sports. Wiwaxia - Small nerdy girl. Best friends with Opabinia. Sneaky. Devious. Opabina - Big nerdy girl. Always follows rules unless Wiwaxia ropes her into her schemes. Didazoon - Beleaguered middle-aged school principle. Hurdia - Harmless himbo.

#cambrian #cambrian explosion #invertebrates #burgess shale #hurdia #wiwaxia

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htmlerror · 3 years

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In the question of Fuck marry kill on early ocean life I need your reasoning too It's very important

You’re correct this is very important. I got out my laptop to answer this question and I am hyped to get going. For simplicity, I'm going o be rating each creature on a scale of one to ten in three categories: fuckability, marriageability, and my desire to muder. Comparing these scores will allow me to come to a conclusion of what to do with each.

First on the list is anomalocarius.

This dude, not gonna lie, looks pretty fruity. I can see him in a gay bar. I bet he'd like a good smoke and a nice cocktail. Though tbh I'm worried he would spend more time eyeing up the bartender than he would me. I just don't think he's ready to settle down. However, at around 18-24 inches, I can imagine being able to have some fun with him. I mean, check out that oral cone!

I'm not sure if we would have more fun with that on my mouth or on a toy. Either way, he's an excellent candidate to get mouthfucked

FUCKABILITY: 9.5/10 MARRIAGEABILITY: 2/10 KILL IT WITH FIRE: 1/10 on account of that being homophobic

Next we have metaspriggina and I can't lie, I think I'm in love.

This girls has everything: eyes you can get lost in, cartridge, multiple bones, and an underdeveloped head. In short, a trophy wife. This is the beautiful woman you're not ashamed to bring home to your parents. She's a bit of an airhead, but she sure as fuck knows what she wants in life and anyone only valuing her for her looks is NOT it. While she's gorgeous, sure, and not the most business-inclined, her independent yoga studio more than makes up for it. She is the peak of evolution and knows it

FUCKABILITY: 8/10 MARRIAGEABILITY: 11/10 KILL IT WITH FIRE: 5/10

Lastly on the roster is wiwaxia. Everyone wants to be them, and it shows in the ego they carry themself with

hOn one hand, gods I would kill for a piece of that. They're beyond gorgeous, but after long nights of comforting metaspriggina, that beauty's true destruction rears its ugly head. Wiwaxia has it all, sure, but that's not all there is to living. They think they're such a free spirit, but turn around and they've sold their soul to another big brand for quick cash. They might be pretty, but their plastic surgery bills aren't. You find out how much they sleep around and over coffee with the girls that weekend you catch yourself slut shaming her and wonder, is this me? Is this who I am? No, of course not. They drove you to this. This is all their fault, just like metaspriggina's tears were their fault, just like the Kennedy assassination never would have worked if it wasn't for their cunning. Something has to be done, and in the cold October night, you'll be the one to do it

FUCKABILITY: 7/10 MARRIAGEABILITY: 3/10 KILL IT WITH FIRE: 10/10

#youre welcome ed #prehistoric life #asks #anon #🌒sleepover saturday🌓#anomalocarius #metaspriggina #wiwaxia #how tf do i tag this

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ballwizard · 1 year

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