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#cool swag art#homestar runner#strong bad#strong sad#strong mad#marzipan#coach z#bubs#the cheat#homeschool winner#champeen#homsar#aaand#anomalocaris girl#just because :-P
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Left to right:
Nudi by Tsavoritepuppy (DeviantArt)
Anomalocaris Girl by @ballsdotcom
Opabinia Girl by @ballsdotcom
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the prettiest girls are top predators of the cambrian (original anomalocaris art by sebastian kaulitzki)
#scourge's art#angel's art#anomalocaris#cambrian explosion#cambrian period#cambrian#paleozoic#anomalocaridid#extinct animals#extinct species#gijinka#monster girl#humanization#animal gijinka#prehistoric#prehistoric animals#kawaii art#kawaii style#moe art
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my daughters ..,,.,,.,.
#opabinia#anomalocaris#hallucigenia#cambrian#cambrian period#cambrian animals#i love them so much...#they're girls your honor#i don't know why#but they're ladies
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girls don't want to date they want to go back to pre-cambrian times to meet anomalocaris
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I need to start working on my dream of a cambrian era anime
#anomalocaris girl as main protag#marrella as the love interest#peytoia as the rival#i want it so bad
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Give an Anomalocaris girl mad head call that a Cambrian explosion in my mouth
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Intro post
Hello everyone! You can call me Fluff, after my old warrior skitty sona Fluffstep. I’m...not really sure what else to put here. Unovan-born, Sinnohan, and disabled. She/her pronouns please, TERFs are not welcome, and I’m something of a pan disaster. I like media analysis in my free time, and I’m a softie who wants to pet all the pokemon in the world, even the scary or dangerous ones. Feel free to send me pics of your pokemon if you’d like to be friends, but please note that I have some issues with fire and would prefer not to be sent pictures of flames in any capacity.
My pokemon friends consist of:
Lola, my alomomola. I was like seven when I named her that, and she’s my dearest and oldest friend.
Sakurako, my cherrim. She’s a little grumpy and craves sunlight a lot, but I do my best to take care of her!
Leo, my lopunny. He’s a dramatic little guy who I fed when he was just a buneary, and then he kept coming back and uh. Well I have a lopunny now!
Riza, my pachirisu! Yes I named her after my gay crush from Fullmetal Alcremie. I think she’s a teenager or thereabouts, and she’s a very sweet, energetic, snuggly girl.
Walpurgisnacht, my spiritomb. Nacht uses she/they and is rather ominous, but I know they care for me a lot, and have a strong sense of justice!
Madeline, my rapidash. Yes, I know what I said about open flames, but this is a personal matter. I’m working on managing my triggers so that I can take care of the pokemon who take such good care of me.
Anomalocaris, or just Cari, my togetic! She’s baby and I love her and I wish she would stop trying to eat rocks.
Edit: yes, I was a former member of Team Plasma. I’m still recovering from that, and it’s a bit of a sensitive subject.
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Women Fear Me, Fish Love Me
August 1st (1/5)
The shoreside bar at high noon was filled with company, as the hot summer air filled in the steamy, sunburned water jocks from both the land and sea. These beaches have been the haven of peace between the men of surface and ocean for years, through the courtship at the tides, colloquially known as surfing. The fun distorted guitar softly rang out through the speakers, just under the noise of nasally hoarse voices and the impact of cold drinking glasses. A talkative group sat around a commandingly centered table, consisting of two fossils, and two saltwaters; one of them being the son of the late surf legend, who had just walked in to join the circle.
“Ha-Ran-Go in the hut!” A young man with a drink, leaning near the entrance, chanted, spoiling the presence of the Sailfish Surfer junior. A crowd of vocal, yet low-energy cheers echoed all around the bar, causing the sailfish to huff out a chuckle, waving up in recognition. He sat down at the last remaining chair of the table made of darkened pine planks, scanning his eyes around the table to look at his friends, who are all excitedly looking back at him.
“Hey man, finally!” A tall, many finned latimeria threw his arms up, moving his drink hand more carefully.
“How’s it going, Rango?” The lemon shark, sitting left of the sailfish, chimed in.
An anomalocaris idly floats between the two, blankly staring down the table, presumably.
“Ah… It’s been alright, Trachea.” Rango weakly grins. “I was busy helping the guys with organizing the surfboard shop and all that all week, sorry I haven’t been able to meet up here in a while.”
“It’s alright bro, you’re not the only one that missed the high tide. I had to help my girl out with something before coming here.”
“Sex?” The latimeria did not miss a beat.
“Ekos, that was yesterday, and it was with your mom.” The joke from Trachea prompted a laugh from the whole table.
“Come on, man, don’t talk about my friggin’ mom like that!” Ekos reached around the primitive crustacean to punch the shark in his very muscular shoulder.
“Well your mom is a pretty hot business woman.” The words that casually left Rango’s smiling mouth disrupted the table, even the ‘your mom’ joker was left a bit surprised. The sailfish seemed completely oblivious to the odd silence, turning to watch the gruff bartender showing off with his nimble prosthetic arm. “So, yeah… I really need a girlfriend. It’s been a little lonely in my life- I mean, I have you guys, but… you know.”
“Well, I’m sure you can find one super easily, man, just go up to a girl and have a conversation, you’re the Rango!” Ekos enthusiastically reached out an arm in gesture, towards the Rango.
“Yeah dude, you’re a studmuffin. The girls already love you.”
Rango nervously scratched the back of his neck with a bright smile. “Thanks guys… Maybe someday, right?” He turns his attention towards a nearby waiter, who had just finished jotting down the orders from another table. “Excuse me!” He shouted, raising a hand up.
The waiter was a pink haired person, wearing a bright shirt with a flower design, as well as an out of place white fluffy hat with bunny ears. He perked up, briefly staring wide eyed towards Rango before ducking his head down as he made his way towards their table. “How can I help you?”
“Could I also get whatever he’s making?” Rango pointed at the bartender, who's concocting a colorful and tall drink.
He turned to look for a solid 5 seconds, before curtly nodding and walking away, leaving the interaction without making any eye contact during it.
“Uh, okay, thanks…” Rango trailed off as the waiter quickly disappeared from speaking distance.
…“That guy’s still so friggin’ weird, man.”
“Yeah, no idea why Benji still keeps him around, it must be so sweaty under that hat, dude.”
More chapters coming soon!
#writing#original writing#oc: rango#oc: trachea#oc: ekos#oc: abel#oc: 75#oc: benjamin#miropost#women fear me fish love me#junkyard project
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ANOMALOCARIS MY BABY GIRL!!!!!!
#dove rambles#watching the docuseries and i am losing my SHIT /pos#OH MY FUCK ITS THEM!!!!#and my babey trilobite is there too!!!!
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lunchtime at cambrian academy
#cambrian girls#trilobite girl#anomalocaris girl#opabinia girl#hallucigenia girl#wiwaxia girl#cool swag art#cool swag ocs#Ok. hiiiiiiiii#no sketch mspaint drawings we die like men.
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I'm also proud of myself because is the first time I do so well in a whole fucking year in college, and my drawing is improving at a pace. Maybe for some months I can start ranting to y'all about the wonders of anomalocaris and wolf girls with giant paws
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you’ve heard of “not like the other girls,” now get ready for:
Image description: screenshot of a Wikipedia entry reading: ‘Anomalocaris (“unlike other shrimp”).’ End ID.
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oc questions
how many are there and who are they
too many
but ill list some of them just for you, anon!
splatoon:
guava
leander
lychee
eight
dominic
cassie
russet
zara
riley
pomelo
kiwi
kou (semi-retired)
aj
cruize
converse
rudy
ryan
cellular
smilodon (semi-retired)
moray (semi-retired)
chester
oli
marzipan
tiramisu
and many other designs ive drawn once or twice but not enough to be considered a character. i know theres some named ones im forgetting ..!!!!!
kemono friends:
roxy (n. rockhopper penguin)
fuwa (false killer whale)
snowy owl
ribbon eel
titan (titanoboa)
misc original universe characters:
paupauna
sho
oarfish princess
guy with a scorpion tail
unnamed unicorn lady
girl robot
anna anomalocaris
cupid/eros
demiga
and more.. i cant think of the rest... their pretty forgettable
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thinking about “ok actually what fursonae/[x]girlsonae do i want to have”
this will probably end up mostly being ‘basic bitch’-y. i admit to mostly only looking as deep as single species in, like, reptiles and mammals, and i expect a lot of this will revolve around “what if was humen shaped”
my first basic bitch move: im probably not gonna have anything microscopic. no disrespect to bacteria archaea and most eukaryotes but im sorry i dont have the power
this is going to be long!
okay. first
ediacaran biota: there is absolutely no way i can do them justice. but i love them so dearly and need to be them
slime molds: slime molds are really cool but i dont know if i can do them justice. thing to keep in mind though!!
lichens: lichens are the fucking best. the only problem here is this character is probably some sort of rockgirl with lichen growing on her... which i suppose isn’t a BAD problem to have
ferns: ferns can be fun and weird. they’re a big group with a lot of variety so i think a ferngirl is feasible! considering arborescent ferns like the cyatheales.
conifers: FUCK YOU THERE ARE THERE ARE DECIDUOUS CONIFERS. i could be an amazing larch
water lilies: water lilies are kind of gender and wow that looks utterly meaningless as a phrase. but like. they are!
cassytha: i like parasitic vines! cassytha are a good example but i’d be open to other parasitic vinegirls
triuridaceae: i really like flowering achlorophyllous plants. and you say they get their food by digesting intracellular fungi? delightful. also they look SO WEIRD
bromeliads: core problem- there are carnivorous and myrmecophyte bromeliads but they aren’t in the groups of bromeliad i find cutest. otherwise like come on who doesnt want a bromeliadsona
plane trees: i love those awful hell achenes
venus flytraps: i mean there’s SO much fun stuff to be had with a dionaeasona! they’re what a lot of people think of when they hear “carnivorous plant” for a reason.
ivy: ivy are wonderful!
violets: violets are among my favorite flowers especially when they’re really really tiny and especially when clustered
pomegranates: pomegranates are my absolute favorite fruit and they’re very pretty and have very pretty flowers and did i mention they’re very pretty
fungi: the core problem with fungi is the part one’s interested in is the fruiting body, and unlike with (at least some) plants the aboveground part is mostly inconsequential. however i’m thinking of bracket fungi, earthstars, and chanterelles. it is downright criminal of me to go into as much detail as i did with plants and will be doing with animals but not as much as with fungi so it’s going to have the longest description thing
sponges: i can’t do sponges because the concept of a spongesona has been monopolized by the paramount corporation with the character “bob”
comb jellies: comb jellies are so cool and the extremely underrepresented field of “jelly sonas” (DO NOT CONFUSE WITH SLIMEGIRLS) deserves my mark. theyre so good
hydrozoans and jellyfish: there is so much cool variety here. you’ve got tons of bioluminescent stuff, colonial porpitas and siphonophores, some freshwater stuff, a few that have photosynthetic symbiotes, and even some active predators. the life cycle of larva -> asexual polyp -> medusa -> sexual polyp is so cool, though there’s stuff missing various of those phases obvi
vampire squid: the joined arms are really cool and i like them, so i think vampire squids are my preferred cephalopods for sona purposes. you know ursula?
chitons: there isnt enough respect for chitons. i like them and i hope i will be able to make a girl
bryozoans: i love bryozoans if i had a brain i would study them!! people don’t think about them enough. i love the whole lots of specialized zooids thing and i love that some can ‘walk’
tardigrades: overplayed and overhyped, but i do like them. eight legys
dinocaridids: i LOVE THEM SO MUCH. i need at least one dinocaridsona. maybe an anomalocaris but there are SO MANY GOOD OPTIONS
trilobites: i’m not as interested in trilobites, but it’s kind of obligatory don’t you think?
sea spiders: i must confess a fondness for sea spiders. they’re probably too stick-y to be a good girlbasis
horseshoe crabs: beloved beasties. i think about as hard to girl as a turtle
spiders: everyone’s spidergirls are pretty much always kinda modeled off of tarantulas, with a big wide opisthosoma. that’s all well and good, who doesn’t love fat asses, but a more elongated form like orb weavers could be fun for a spidertaur! a weirdly shaped one (like triangular ones!) might be fun too. also i love when spidertaurs have the human legs be pedipalps
centipedes: everyone loves disturbingly large centipedes!
dragonflies: idk why but i like dragonflies a lot. hell if i know how to girl them though
wasps and bees: both of these deserve a sona. maaaybe ants too. the point is i like the eusociality and theyre more aesthetic to me than termites
rays: rays are kind of perfect for ‘you call this a mermaid, but it’s actually just a really big [animal] with a small human torso on top??’. i love this idea and want to use it
sharks: the possibilities are endless. you could have a typical sharkgirl with a nice fat tail, an angel shark like my ray girl concept, or also i like whale sharks i should do a whale shark
ichthyosaurs: you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. the IDEAL choice for a girl who doesn’t want a dolphinsona but also wants something a bit spicier than a sharkgirl. definitely thinking a mermaid-like setup here. she would be incredibly annoying about ‘well i’m a reptile and a mammal and i look like a fish so you have to guess my pronouns now’. what the hell does that mean
mosasaurs: mosasaurs are a bit overplayed in the ‘omg big animal so scary’ field, but it might be worth playing into that? maybe skew things a little whale-ways
snakes: snakes are a classic for a reason! maybe go with a marine snake, or else just commit to the largest snake ever for a worldserpentsona (beloved)
crocodiles: many people have said what i’m about to say- crocodiles are worth it. i can and should commit to a crocodilesona. for fat tails around the world
pterosaurs: a pterosaur sona is downright needed. and there are SO MANY CHOICES!! definitely something in clade caeliadracones if only because that’s a great name
tyrannosaurs: i have to admit it- tyrannosaurs are iconic for a reason. these reasons dovetail pretty well into having a tyrannosaurgirlsona! plus because shes not a normal tyrannosaur i can give her as many feathers as i want
microraptorines: i think they’re so cute and i want “four” wings
enantiornithes: i love them so so so so so much. like i know at least part of it is ‘grass is greener on the other side’ but they’re fucking great. there are so many of them and i love them all
pigeons: i already have a pigeonsona. i have like 10 because angels. but i love pigeons
swifts: i like swifts a lot i think itd be fun to have a sona thats just a whole fucking bunch of swifts
shrikes: i may not have the stomach to be a shrikegirl. but i should try
corvids: MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST. magpie angel swoop on you one million times forever
bats: bats are cool and underrated. a bat sona would be fun- maybe a megabat like a flying fox?
cats: i actually already have a couple cat sonas but they’re about as well deifned as ‘hehe... 8′3″ looks like cat face and is a height”. considering perhaps a bigcat-sona and maaaybe a lynxsona
bears: bears <3 i could do it and there will could be more
foxes: my 4d foxgirl is all the fox sona i will ever need <- girl who will create 10 more fox sonas in the next 15 seconds
dolphins: my hatred of dolphins is played up for comedic effect. even so... its orca time
lemurs: every once in a while i think ‘what if lemur sona’ but i get so so scared
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I'VE NEVER TRULY LOOKED INTO OR CARED ABOUT ANORITH THE POKEMON AND IT'S LIKE GIRL!!!! WHERE HAVE U BEEN!! THAT'S AN ANOMALOCARIS GUY RIGHT THERE HELLO!!!!!! `idk what's wrong with me to have ignored that pokemon until now 😔 smh @ myself
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