i'm kind of like if a girl was an empty train at night

why does writing cover letters feel like the corporate equivalent of kissing the hiring manager with tongue

The Lamb's cult has anti-dissent assemblies the same way high schools have anti-drug assemblies

Ethan wore beige again 🫠

Thinks abt hualian. Thinks abt hong-er and wu ming and hua cheng and Xie lian.

Ouizzy Can Bring Me Back (or Rizzy, or better yet, both)

Staying away from OFMD for the time being. My problems with the show’s approach to its premise, how it has chosen to depict pirate society in contrast with That Man (at least as of S1), how it handles explicit racism and whose story is served by it, and comments from DJ that reinforced my sense that there’s a certain carelessness with how some things were approached and a flippant dismissiveness towards that carelessness, are too much for me to ignore at the moment. That so much of the fandom seems to give it praise for things I think it not only fails at but doesn’t even try to do, is another factor that has made it more grating than fun.

However, the canonization of Ouizzy (and/or Rizzy) would shine so brightly that it’d dissipate the shadows that have been cast over the show for me. (FrenchiEd might bring me back, assuming I could ever find someone who would fall for That Man good enough for Frenchie.) Ouizzy would rekindle my passion for, and soothe my soul’s discontent with, the show. Canon Ouizzy would be my moon and my stars. My sun and my sky. Canon Rizzy would be a warm sweater on a cold day. The feeling of taking off my shoes when the work day is done.

Ouizzy+Rizzy+Froach+RoomPeople would be cotton candy enjoyed during a walk along the beach. A rainy day without lightning enjoyed from a screened-in porch, with hot chocolate, a good book, and a comfy chair. The second bite of a phenomenal grilled cheese sandwich.

All these things and more, would Ouizzy and/or Rizzy be to me. They’d take my issues from grievances to mild annoyances. They’d moisturize my scalp, cause my hair to retwist itself, and strengthen my edges. They’d put pep in my step and a smile on my face.

They make sense. You’ll just have to trust me on that one. I know these things. I know many things. Once you know Ouizzy (and/or Rizzy) are right, you too can come to know anything.*

*Note use of the word “can”. Anything I (apparently) don’t know, is because I choose not to know it or deliberately give an incorrect answer for my own enlightened and arcane purposes.

kris kristofferson bout to get added to my old man roster…

omw to the "hat store" (neurology unit at the hospital) to get my semipermanent hat

adam and blue’s relationship didn’t work out because they’re both tops

soup fairy from neopets is a communist

the way people are talking about gypsy rose blanchard is sooo nasty to me tbh .

AUGH

I don’t let shows effect me physically but miraculous ladybug gives me hypertension

oh my god

*kickin'my feet in the air and giggling* I am so smart I am so smart I am just an absolute genius

the best way to deal with online bullfuckery is to have a few people in certain groups u can just hash out the salt with and keep it contained. even if u continue to see said bullfuckery in the wild, it becomes easier to deal with. bad takes, annoying people, whatever.