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captainadwen · 3 years

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ranking the genshin impact characters* based on style

*ranking some genshin impact characters because my only knowledge of genshin impact is when my friend complains about the cruel gatcha gods keeping all the hot husbandos

chemistry shota

wiki reminds me his name is albedo but thats dumb. overall he looks pretty cool but he suffers from the Shota Shorts penalty of -2 points, made worse by whatever that triangle thing is supposed to be. His cute little arm bangle has no use except aesthetics which i approve of. The shota shorts and high boots combo don't even show the most dangerous organ of humanity known as “skin”. overall pretty solid tho 7/10

Diluc

looks low-key like my fave from the silmarillion but apparently has the personality and storyline of batman if batman had a drunk alcoholic pirate brother he was tsun for. his outfit is very final fantasy 8 what with the gratuitous numbers of chains and belts, which i approve of on principle. simple yet stylish, easy to replace as well. appropriate for work or vigilantism both. also it helps he looks like my fave. 8/10

pirate bro

i dont even know where to START with him. he screams himbo with every accessory. he put ankle bracelets over his boots. what is even up with his cape thing. looks so normal on the bottom but its all party on the top. i know for a fact his eyepatch is fake too. he probably went shopping and put on whatever he thought would look most impressive, but his idea of impressive is somewhere between “final fantasy extra” and “beach fashion.” also cleavage, can’t forget that. 10/10 for baffling me utterly.

venti

venti looks like a bad attempt to recall what medieval jesters looked like but with a child friendly pallet that evoked nature’s simple innocence at a glance, which may be the point but makes me want to cover my eyes in second hand embarrassment. -2 points for shota shorts in addition to whatever disaster the rest of his outfit is. his hair is the best part of this outfit and he knows it. 2/10 bc im soft for the inside of his cape and also his harp.

earth gramps

this guy’s design slaps. i have zero complaints. he probably rolled out of bed dressed like he’s on a runway. you look at him and you know he either fucks or considers it beneath him. my friend insists he’s actually a grandpa in personality with the speech patterns of a dictionary, but my brief foray into the genshin ao3 reveals he really loves... making eggs with chili, tortillas, and avocado :D. anyway infinity/10

tortilla, chili, avocado

the reason this exists. i sent “he looks like a dude bro that went beyond shorts and ill-fitting shirts“ to my friend and they pleaded with me to stop because it was true. kinda bland, the white suit is meh, that weird sliver of abdomen showing reeks of desperation for someone to want to open his shirt the rest of the way and passionately show him there’s more to life than whatever his job is. i bet his sword is overcompensating. he could put more effort into his clothes, especially if fandom is going to pair him up with total bombshell earth gramps. 1/10 if im messing with my friend, but 3/10 otherwise

xingqiu

something about his outfit slowly kills me every time i look at him. its the excessively long upper thighs, think. they just aren’t proportionate. his coat is fine and i even like it, but even just looking at the disaster that’s everything below his waist... no..... after venti this is the most egregious example of the shota shorts curse. 4/10 because whoever dressed him in the morning at least knew to insist on a good coat.

icepop hair

proof you don’t need shota shorts to be a shota. however, in direct contrast to coat-and-legs up above, i have issues with his entire upper body. whats even with the asymmetric floating bangle...the too large asymmetric cut goodie... the turtle-neck that wasn't... he almost, ALMOST looked cool and is more disappointing for failing to meet expectations. 7/10 for breaking away from the strict societal standards imposed on shota fashion

choose your shota

i dont know their names so i will call them “the one with good fashion” and “rip his abs”

look, idk her name but her design is not bad??? i really like it she has good stile. weird pose, but no boob window, no panty shot in promo, appropriate thigh-vista with high boots. 10/10, she knows what shes doing

apparently the guy used to have abs and now he doesnt and that’s hilarious. his weird little puffy pants could maaaybe be shota shorts but im choosing to believe he’s more powerful than that and just tucked thme into his boots. wears a crop top to combat. fashion icon. 10/10 as well

#genshin impact #genshin #venti #diluc #zhongli #tartaglia #albedo genshin impact #xingqiu #uhhh #i forgot the rest already #kaeya #....#chongyung

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