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#whether or not kagami would entrust his own family to danzo
perelka-l · 2 years
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Not you making me think of Tobirama being extremely possessive/obsessed with Izuna and Danzō, being his student, learned that this is the right way to show love and later on he's the same way with Shisui
Deep apologies it took me so long ;; I just loathe to answer asks on a tiny telephone screen orz
I adore Danzo being in a way privy to Tobirama's secret obsessions and secrets, even if, when you think about it a lot, Danzo has plenty in common with Madara, of all people.
I am fairly sure there is a fanfic out there, with Danzo breaking through seals of Tobirama's secret laboratory and Tobirama is just here, waiting for him to finally arrive inside so he can introduce his collection of Uchiha eyes... I can't find it now and I don't remember where it was... But yeah, there was one.
@EDIT: YEAH IT EXISTS I JUST HAVE WEAK SEARCH FU
I also like to think he had a soft spot for Kagami which may or may not affect Danzo later but it's me being self-indulgent ww
I wouldn't say it would be learned way of showing love but it could tie within Danzo's personal philosophy of appreciating assets, people as tools - and Uchiha are definitely amazing assets at that - mixing with Tobirama's brand of focus on Uchiha and all wrapped in a cute dark bow of all of it spiralling further, including Danzo's lust for control and power as well as knowledge Tobirama made him privy to. It all could focus on Shisui, who may not even know what he was hit with.
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hiruzensux · 4 years
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Whats in Hiruzens desk? N does Danzo steal from it?
yes yes good question
(sorry in advance, this gets kind of cracky; this touches on a few of the dumber conversations my partner and i have had) 
What’s in Hiruzen’s desk?
lots of stuff! such as:
his pipe / other smoking supplies (we know from a databook that he likes to smoke while doing desk work; i don’t know if he keeps his pipe in his desk bc he probably smokes at home too, but he’s probably got an ashtray and a stash of weed tobacco in there)
sentimental pictures; Hiruzen’s a sentimental bitch and has probably got an excess of old photographs both on and in his desk — pictures of his teachers, pictures of his teammates, pictures of his students, pictures of his family, and probably a drawing or two his kids/students made
regular office stuff probably i guess? sticky notes. paperclips. file folders. (im sorry i’ve never had an office i have no idea what lives in a desk)
a bottle of lube (for when Danzō comes over ;) )
porn (for when Danzō doesn’t come over ;( )
Tobirama’s old research notes; Tobirama had several unfinished experimental jutsu he was working on when he died; Hiruzen found the notes while going through his old files and made it a sort of personal project to continue Tobirama’s work. whenever he has time (or is avoiding his actual responsibilities) he likes to dig them out and have a look at them. the problem is, they weren’t written for anyone else to actually read them; they’re all in such specific involved jargon and weird shorthand that a good 70% of them is pretty much unintelligible to anyone but Tobirama himself. on top of that, a few of the techniques he was developing were ones that by nature necessitated testing methods of... delicate ethical considerations. in any case, methods that weren’t really practical during peacetimes, without a consistent supply of war criminals to expend on scientific pursuits. those ones Hiruzen set aside and more or less did not return to.
probably a big bottle of strong liquor (for depressed desk drinking)
(not in the desk, but on it) “Susan” the Hokage office fish; Susan is not the fish’s real name, but no one still living knows that. (in the last few years preceding his death, when he was drinking a lot, Tobirama (wasted) came across a fish in a shop one day that reminded him overpoweringly of Madara (a betta fish, if that doesn’t go without saying). upon awakening the next morning, he was horrified to find that he’d impulsively bought the fish, who was now sitting in a bowl on his desk, trying to fight the potted plant next to it. he realized of course he needed to man up and take responsibility for his actions, so he hastily made up a cover name, bought a nice large bowl, and took great care of Madara Susan the fish for the remainder of his own life, entrusting it to Hiruzen and taking the secret of its true name to his grave)
(also on instead of in) Hashirama’s long-lived and somewhat molesty plants; several potted plants originally belonging to the First Hokage — he grew and tended to them with the wood style, to which one could attribute their unusually long life. it may also be the reason they can be kind of... grabby. sometimes banished to the windowsill for bad behavior
and snacks!!! you should always have snacks 👍
and...
Does Danzō steal from it?
remember those sketchier research notes of Tobirama’s? Hiruzen may be hung up on petty trivialities like “ethics” and “morality” and “sanctity of human life”, but Danzō is what he likes to think of as a problem-solver (fortunately/unfortunately (subjective), Danzō has even less success than Hiruzen in making sense of them, and most of his carefully-procured resources never see their intend use
Danzō also makes a regular habit of rummaging through the desk, ostensibly to steal snacks/petty office supplies, though he spends longer than he’d care to admit staring at certain old photos from their younger years. he has his own copies of most of the relevant photos in Hiruzen’s desk, but there’s a few of the dumber ones — particularly of Kagami and Hiruzen teasing him — that he’d said he didn’t want at the time. Hiruzen would probably gladly have copies made for him, but i’m doubtful whether Danzō would admit to himself, let alone Hiruzen, how much he misses those days.
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