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#where tf the maroon belly
fruitless-vain · 6 months
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y'all not telling me I forgot the MAROON BELLY on my MAROON BELLIED CONURE
fake friends smh
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butterbeeryuta · 4 years
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tattoo artist!yuta x reader
a/n: i legit know nothing abt tattoos i have none, so don’t think whatever i wrote abt getting tattoos is real. it’s all fiCtion children, please be nice to me 🥺🥺🥺
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your friend, taeil, got drunk af and was dared to get a tattoo… and well,,, he needed a lot of support
and a huge push from you
ofc you told the man to just tell whoever he got drunk with to call the deal off because well,,, they were drunk
well turns out moon taeil has too much pride in himself
and besides,,,, lee haechan apparently got his eyebrow pierced when he was dared to do it
you were usually the type to laugh at such stupidity
but taeil cooks for you and helps you clean, so laughing at his being dumbfuck of a brain was probably the last thing you wanted to do
so the two of you were in front of the tattoo shop. while taeil was probably dying internally and regretting all of his life choices, you were thinking of ways of keeping his ass down on that chair and ensuring that the tattoo artist won’t sue your friend for being a loud and uncooperative customer
i mean have ya’ll seen that video where the 127 boys were playing the ‘find my belly button game’ and taeil was abt to motherfucking burst
‘hello, welcome to neo ink. how may i help you?’
fuck was the man a whole ass meal
silvers of different sizes decorated both his ears, platinum hair perfectly styled underneath the maroon beanie he wore. the man in front of you also had the prettiest set of eyes you’ve seen, almost similar to a cat’s. in other words, he was a living anime character, and you were living for it.
what got your attention the most was his tattoos, beautifully drawn on his tan skin. although he had his long sleeves rolled up to his elbows, the black ink imprinted on both his forearms told you that he had a tattoo sleeve on both his arms.
a pretty man with tattoos and piercings and dyed hair
you were so glad you came along with taeil
your friend was probably shaking harder than when he was standing in front of the store. right, you had to take care of him and distract him until the tattoo was done.
so you told the man in front of you about your friend’s situation,
and tbh mr. handsome tattoo guy wasn’t really impressed or fond with your explanation, but he needed the cash so who was he to complain
so the two of you were there, and as much you wanted to stare and admire at this ethereal man’s face, taeil was freaking the fuck out, and being the good friend you were, ofc you enjoyed watching him suffer calmed him down
‘moon taeil sit your ass down! if i can chase around a man with a rolling pin definitely not a yes chef reference without any shame and was publicised, a tattoo is notHIng!!!!! you’re literally getting a semi circle on your nape—‘
‘IT’S A HALF MOON __________’
‘IM CALMING YOU DOWN SHUT UP’
platinum-haired tattoo artist was definitely enjoying your banter about how it looks nothing like a half moon (you knew it was, but to get shit done quicker) while taeil insisted; honestly thanks to you, he actually started to ink his skin without taeil noticing
good job ________, you’re a godsend
‘_______ my name legiterally ends with moon, how hard is to connect the dots—‘
‘mr. moon your tattoo is done’
and you sighed in relief, mentally patting yourself for constantly coming up with arguments against your friend’s point just so the pretty tattoo artist can do his work without a screaming moon taeil
well he was screaming, but it wasn’t because of him
while your friend was shook and ran to the mirror and checked it out by himself,
ofc, pretty tattoo guy walked towards you
‘thank you so much for your help, i was quite close to giving him a popsicle or smth while i was working’ he says to you.
yes, he spoke to you
and he thanked you for keeping up with your bullshit
________.exe has stopped working bRUHHHHHHHHHHhHhhHhhHhhh
tattoo boy knew he was pretty, and he definitely smirked at your sudden flustered state
bitCh if you don’t wipe off that smirk im going to kiss you
‘i’m yuta by the way, you were great help today’ he says, stretching his arms towards you
even if you wanted to hesitate, you didn’t. you just immediately shook his hand, softly whispering your name even if it was just the two of you, while taeil was jumping around like a little kid being so proud of himself for completing a drunken dare
the bitch was still smiling
‘did you really not know it was a half moon though?’
‘the more appropriate term is a “waning crescent” actually, but honestly the only way to distract him is to be stubborn with your thoughts and force it on him’ you reply while yuta just smiles at you
DaMn his smile was pretty as fuck what the hell did you do to meet such angel
and just like that, ya’ll talked pretty naturally talking more about taeil’s shenanigans, as well as your own lifestyle
you learned that he initially was a transfer student from japan, but he ended up liking south korea more than he thought. so here he is: a bilingual tattoo artist in seoul.
‘i work as a stripper in the nearby bar actually’ you say with a straight face, just to see his reaction
people would either turn red or stutter a lot, usually both at the same time.
BUT THE BITCH SMIRKED AGAIN
‘well i guess I’ll see you tonight then’ *wink*
JDSKJDSKDJKSDJSKDJKSDJSKDJ
YOU PANICKED YOU WERE AN ASSISTANT MANAGER FOR A BANK YOU ONLY SAID THE STRIPPER THING TO SEE IF PPL WERE JUDGEMENTAL TF WERE YOU GONNA DO NOW
‘u-uhhh, okay not the reaction i expected. i usually say it to see if people were judgemental or not because you’re already such a knowledgeable guy and really pretty, i didn’t want to fool myself and… wow i really should think before speaking’
thanks stupid brain and hormones, thanks
yuta laughed at you, throwing his head back slightly at your flushed self pt.2
he found you cute, and you seemed like a good natured person for supporting your friend
‘i knew you were kidding, don’t worry. my shift ends in about 2 hours, so if you’re interested, would you like to have a coffee or something?’
if you weren’t blushing before, well you were now
‘y-yeah i-i’d like t-tha—‘
‘GUYS WHY DIDNT GET ONE BEFORE, THIS LOOKS COOL AS SHIT’
‘NOT NOW TAEIL’
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