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weird-bookworm · 7 months

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ᴇʟᴅᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ!ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴇᴇɴ

HYUNG LINE MAKNAE LINE

a/n: part 2 of the abomination i posted 4 (?) weeks ago

pairing: elder brother!svt x reader

genre: headcanons, fluff, crack, comfort

word count: same as before, around 1050-ish

warnings: mentions of food, mention of fire, a couple curse words, mention of harassing (dw nothing srs), idk what can be a trigger help a girl out here 😭

ʟᴇᴇ ꜱᴇᴏᴋᴍɪɴ

LOUD™

(dolby? who's that? i only know dk 👍🏻)

coddles you with love

clingy

no concept of personal space

unexpectedly protective

your room is practically his now

puppy eyes at you for everything

as if he's the younger one and not you

randomly starts singing

*soul left your body* even though you've heard him do it your entire life

despises it when you're sad

gets adorably angry at whoever or whatever made you sad— just to see you giggle

innocent babie

(protecc him pls)

aka you're more dirty minded than he is

might be the elder but you're stuck taking care of him

elaborate skits in the middle of the night

you don't tell him but you enjoy them as much as he does

ᴋɪᴍ ᴍɪɴɢʏᴜ

puppy personified

practically a giant

you often wonder if he took your share of tall genes

25/8 teasing you about your height

"want help shorty?" annoying smirk

"i'm not short you bitch, you're tall" angry pout

*cue giggles*

picks you up randomly and scares you shitless

always ends up cooking for you though

y'all have a very playful relationship

affectionate insults are as plentiful as his clothes

a giant dork basically

gets sad when you're sad

envelops you in his arms and holds you as long as you need

so so easy to prank

and so annoying because he knows every girl you know has a crush on him

flirts with your friends to annoy you

likes to cuddle

wakes up in your room 5 days out of 7

roleplays as your blanket and refuses to move

xᴜ ᴍɪɴɢʜᴀᴏ

you're his princess

the apple of his eye

he's very very soft for you

but you're the person he's fights with the most

Savage™

The sassy siblings ✨

y'all are more twins than anything

similar fashion styles

both martial artists

both self-assured

and really good looking 👀

pretty much a package deal atp

your friends are his friends, and his are yours

you're his forever priority

forces you to meditate lol

as in wakes you up early every morning and makes you sit and meditate with him

will not let you go back to sleep

safe to say he's the only person who's seen your whiny side

ʙᴏᴏ ꜱᴇᴜɴɢᴋᴡᴀɴ

dramatic

bickering

a lot of it

even bickers with your best friend 💀

does favours for you unprompted

"stop looking at me like that, i did it out of the goodness of my heart and this is the thanks i get, hmph"

*dramatically gets mad*

while you're there looking at him like •_• -_- •_•

later uses it as leverage

"remember that one time i brought you a glass of water? you owe me!" "i didn't aSK YOU TO DO IT!!"

embodiment of getting second hand embarrassment

no kidding, pretends he doesn't know you at anything remotely embarrassing you do

✨MaTeRiAl GwOrL✨

hallabong full of sass

only and only He can bully you

you have a problem? hold his americano, he's ready to throw hands

squishy lil tangerine

ᴄʜᴡᴇ ʜᴀɴꜱᴏʟ

chill asf

takes you to movies every weekend

sends you random songs he likes or songs that remind him of you

unbothered king

comfortable silences

hang outs include not speaking and listening to music

while chilling like starfishes on the floor and staring at the ceiling

strange lil guy

except you definitely take after him

down to the style of walking

bad dad jokes

never understands the good ones 💀

occasionally loud enough to rouse the entire neighbourhood

cluelessly cute

does silly things when you're sad

like sit upside down on the sofa

or just wear one of his out-of-this-world 'outfits'

he's secretly offended you're laughing but at least mission accomplished?

ʟᴇᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴ

the only remotely normal one

often complains that you're weird

and he's lucky that he got the better genes

constant fights over who looks better

often drags you to dance with him

whines for you to cook for him

even though his cooking is perfectly fine

once felt generous and decided to help you make dinner in high school

your parents came back home to smoke in the house and the fire alarm going off

don't think he doesn't notice you going soft when he laughs

often acts like the most typical 'oppa'

then both of you cringe and laugh together

sneaks out with you every friday

weirdly mature when the situation calls for it

once punched a guy in the face because he thought he was harassing you

had to awkwardly apologise because that wasn't the case. at all.

very very common and very very petty fights

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nightswithkookmin · 1 year

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Hi goldy hope u r fine ❤️ so I have been thinking alot about the army reaction toward the members how is it different from member to another specialy (jimin , tae , jk , hopi ) first of all I have been army and pjms since 2018 I saw jimin on yt video from then every thing begin, in the stars I was on Instagram most of the armys I followed was Arabic big Stan accounts and for my bad luck most of them were either teakook Stan or sheeper but anyway after some time I move to twitter and it was hell for me when I say there's days were I couldn't sleep and cried because the hate jimin was and honestly still getting from doing absolutely nothing but good things I'm not overacting but when I saw and heard rumours about tea from last year as example dating and smoking clubs and other things you will never see a big reaction from army thay ignor the whole thing I sometimes imagine if jimin did one thing of those what will happen, with jk the whole army feel like his parents that they know what good for him and that he's child and will learn from his mistakes and they will scold him sometimes but eventually when there is project from him or even a photo he got all the ot7 and jkks support and for hopi he got all the empathy and support but like they always will remind you oh poor hopi and hyung line the didn't get any support when the are have a very successful career with their solo career and very much happy with their life . I respect and love all of them and know very well that all of them worked so hard on their career and their private life is theirs and they can do whatever they want but why is forbidden to speak about tae or hopi and it's okay to speak about jimin or jk? And it's the same even In the Arab army so I want your take goldy 🥺

Not Hobi💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I'm gonna have to hug you and sweep this under the carpet cos Hobi is immune from criticisms on this page💀

Every member of BTS has their own anti brigade full of haters and recieve the most disturbing amount of vitriol I've ever seen on the internet.

It's just some have intersecting identities that goes against them or for them. Draw of luck at this point.

Jimin gets compared to female artists and gets subjected to the same misogyny and sexism that any female kpop artist face in the industry right down to the language they use to insult him.

Right down to the body shaming, he’s fat, he’s atrophied, he’s a slut- you name it.

While Jungkook may not be slut shamed as much as Jimin for his effeminate expressions, he’s made the poster child for fuck boyry and every Park and Bailey is ready to take a dig at him for all the crimes of men- for cheating, being a community penis, having toxic masculinity, being noncommittal, emotionally unavailable, unromantic, hard hearted and just plain stupid.

You add homophobia to the equation and it's not looking good for either of them.

Then there's this whole infantilization bit of Jungkook where because he started out as a child artist everyone assumes he is still a child at his grown age. There's a reason he hates being called baby.

And I think Namjoon addressed this recently during his promos of his Indigo. That people either assume they are innocent or the worse.

To this day some fans still think they all live together like the seven little dwarfs in their tiny cabins in the woods.

Then you look at the members people are most threatened by and Jimin sits on top of that list. Jk solo stans are threatened by him on behalf of their fave, Tae solos are threatened by him on behalf of Tae.

This is not to absolve Jimin solos cos they equally feel threatened by Hobi and Tae Kook.

Hobi because his talents as a dancer directly threatens Jimin's as a dancer. You often see them attacking Hobi stans and fighting over the whole best dancer title thingy. It's stupid really cos as far as I'm concerned no one in BTS is Jimin's competition whether in dance or singing. NO ONE.

And yes they have a lot to fear from Jimin if he were to compete with them on anything. May be not rapping 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's not to say these men aren't talented. They are. But Jimin will eat them up hands down.

I like to think the Fandom is biased and prejudiced against Jimin but frankly Tae has established himself as one not to be trifled with💀

He has a reputation

Gotta call a spade a spade you know?

People are afraid to mess with him. He shoots to kill and that's what it boils down to.

If high school taught me anything it's that good boys finish last and the kind ones are the easiest to bully.

This is why I hated this whole kumbaya peace be onto humanity pacifist vibes JM had going on.

He's diplomatic and classy but sometimes you gotta wet those nails with the blood of your enemies remind them just how insane you are underneath

It doesn't help that he didn't have the numbers to back him up. I mean we said it all along yet they gaslit us into thinking we were being divisive and everyone loved everyone equally. Ot7 nonesense.

Bottom line is, they pick on those they think are less likely to fight back but don't worry. I know there's something in JMs album that will snatch the pants off their waist and expose the sagging balls they hide under there

The love and support for the hyung line is affirmative action on the part of the Fandom to compensate for hate and discrimination against them. It used to be bad won't lie.

But you are right, Jimin deserves to be treated fairly if not equally. I know better than to rely on anyone to do for Jimin what I think he deserves. I worry for his mental health and his sanity and I pray for him constantly.

The best revenge will be his success.

He's gon sit on the throne and everyone else will bow to him just as he predicted. Hate him or love him HE IS BOUND TO BE THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME.

MARK IT ON THE WALL

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acefaun · 8 months

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Have you seen a therapist?

Oof 💀 That again. I did... Twice.

The first time I gave therapy a try, she somehow only made me feel worse about myself?? Almost to the point of making me drop out of college.

I wasn’t being treated for anxiety at the time and she would send me home with little assignments like “Go order food at a restaurant”, “Compliment a stranger”, “ask someone how their day is going”. All simple easy things when you don’t feel like the world is ending.

And at one point, I was going to college for education and she told me “It takes a certain kind of person to be a teacher…” so me and my low self esteem switched majors and did art. But her words haunted me and I switched to liberal arts where I could learn a little bit of everything in college, because I wanted to take fictional writing classes too.

But now every time I’m asked about my career choices and why I decided to not be a teacher/artist/other career path, I go “It takes a special kind of person…” and no one knows the horrible difference in my life that lady made.

That was just minimal advice she gave me when she would give me a chance to speak. Most of the time it was me listening to her talk about her times in college. As if knowing her route to drive to and from school was important to me. Or why she likes Harry Potter. Or why she has a cat instead of a husband. Or why the other therapist in the building is her best friend(they should get married, therapist-OTP. They go together. The other dude couldn’t help my brother either. My brother quit therapy after one week.)

Then about a month after dropping out of therapy, I found out her and the other therapist actually gossip about their patients when no one’s there???? Breaking rules much???

Basically, They’re not there to help, they’re there to be nosy and collect insurance money(because it was one of the only place where I live that the insurance would cover therapy.)

Soooo I decided never to do therapy around where I live again. Until my 2nd/3rd year of college where I was exposed to a traumatic event that dragged out over the course of a year. And so I went see a student therapist in training during that time and he was really the best thing that ever happened to me. He’d listen and give me real genuine advice. “Don’t kill that guy, call 911 for help if he gets out of hand.” (The situation was bad…)

I even told him about my past therapy experience and he was super nice and supportive, assuring me that what that lady was doing wasn’t what therapy was supposed to be.

Anyway, he was great. Got me into meditation and Lofi music to calm myself down. He’s probably the reason I start cloud gazing when I’m not doing anything else. When I was stuck on a problem he’d help walk me through it in baby steps. I love that he was never put off by any problems. He was so chill and just “let’s try and figure out a solution that works for you”.

I was sad that he was graduating college a year before me, but I did really well after seeing him for a year.

Best guy. 🙏🏻 I would’ve remembered his name for the rest of my life if I wouldn’t have had so much trouble spelling/pronouncing it. Long non-American names throw me off. 😵‍💫

Those were my experiences. Lady-Therapist and her Therapist-boyfriend traumatized me as far as getting help is concerned.

All I’m imagining her saying is “It takes a certain kind of person to walk this earth-“ NOT ME. NOT. ME. I’m by far, NOT a certain kind of person. I didn’t ask to be here as much as my parents didn’t ask to make me! Plus, I grew up sheltered in my adoptive family so now the real world is absolutely horrifying and I can’t handle a stable relationship because I end up self-sabotaging them with my trust-issues like “You can’t hurt me if I hurt me first!!”

Anyway, my point, I’m not seeing another therapist just yet. Not around where I live. I’m going to cope with a good game of Genshin Impact. My big brothers Diluc and Kaeya will take care of me. As well as my boyfriends Alhaitham and Kaveh. And my newly wedded husband, Neuvillette. ✨ All the therapy I need can be found in whacking monsters to death and harassing NPCs.

#my asks

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helahades · 3 years

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SWEET BABY ANGEL 🖤 how about “sanguine” with Frank Castle? 💀

SANGUINE (EVERYTHING IS RED)

SUMMARY: As the sun rises, Frank wakes to you busy in his kitchen, and decides to let two kinds of light into his life.

CONTENT: drabble. ~500 words. canon typical trauma references, reader is wearing a dress, vague gore mentions

Frank loves that dress. God, you could wear anything and be the most beautiful creature to walk this earth, but he’s never seen you shine like this.

It always surprises when he feels taken aback by things like this. Already having lived a life, Frank thought he had seen it all. He’s been tortured, and shed gore most wouldn’t survive even seeing, in addition to loving and losing the only home and solace he thought allotted for him. So why’s he feeling lightheaded over you, hunched in his tiny kitchen, slicing up sticky grapefruit in your little red dress?

Well, not just red. You’re an artist, committed to color, loyal to the duty of finding the perfect way to compliment his eyes. One afternoon, in messy clothes with an easel between your thighs, you told him the brightness of your paint— before you’d accidentally dropped into his carpet—was called scarlet. It’s brighter, fiery, more intense than regular red, you’d lamented as it stained deeper while you scrubbed it on hands and knees.

He would find himself looking at the run of split skulls, suturing his own wounds far from home. Scarlet, scarlet, scarlet. That spilled paint spot is now a faded peach, and covered by the stretch of an all too conveniently placed area rug.

When he woke up this morning, he was strangely poetic, and that rug was the first thing he stopped to think about. A marine with a little rug by his bed, it’s not something he’d expected in this life. The second thing to stop him, of course, being someone he loved swaying in the kitchen, softly teasing that he needs a cutting board after the first kiss good morning.

He kisses you again, thinks… he loves you a lot. Then, about how it’s a really good dress. The neckline has a cut like the sun disappearing behind the crease of two hills, and the skirts are layered, slightly opaque, but intensely colored sitting over each other, like the frayed miscuts on the flesh of fruit slices.

For a second, his mind goes blurry, and in all that red he sees you bleeding. He remembers how you met, pulling you from the fire and the way you reached for the cradle of him, the promise of shelter, though you could not see. New, nearly tear inducing, the moment brings him to his knees occasionally; the way his best girl reached with faith, no judgement, and hasn’t let go or lost that pretty image of him.

He’s fairly close to being done waiting for the sun to break…close to allowing himself this happy ending. When you fold a stray slice between his lips, he leans in, presses a hand to the small of your back, smoothing over your scarlet dress, and kisses you like the rising sun dancing over higher edges each minute, beaming up your home. Slight citrus tang, bashful grin, and it feels just right.

@xbuchananbarnes @blackberrybucky @inthorantine @afriendlyblackhottie

#frank castle x reader #frank castle #frank castle x black!reader #frank castle drabble #drabble

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