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jrueships · 8 months

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using the frightened kyle reaction pic to this is the only feasible explanation for Jimmy's statement bcs wtf is ever going on in that horrific contraption he calls a skull

#kyle voice: im into goths jimmy not emos. get it Right.#jimmy was so cute in that new anime nba yt episode 😭#bro lost out on the milfs two times in a row like ofc hes hashtag damaged now bitch me too !#what no pussy does to a mf

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lab-gr0wn-lambs · 4 months

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Girl drop the haircare routine

#Sanctuary was more toxic than the literal radioactive wasteland he livin in now #he was supposedly 'living like a king'' back there but he look ILL #what no pussy does to a mf #whosaidthat #ftwd liveblog #ftwd

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thenineofus · 1 year

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Making my own ace/aro playlist because you people have never heard a real piece of music in you lives leave me alone

#what no pussy does to a mf

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broadway-roxy · 1 year

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heya folks, ro-lal here! been digging thru a couple of my old files and found this ol’ audio diary thing just gathering dust, so i thought i’d shwo it off!

*show

MAN i used to be so angsty about di-stri before the game happened- like yall i was so obsessed but like also so *so* unhappy. think i told jakester love was shit

well actually i told j love was a “brutal shitninja w/ turds 4 nunchucks” but whateva

ne-ways *damn*. i was really going thru it huh. going thru it fr. kinda makes me wanna go back in time and tell ol’ me shes gonna be a-ok one day.

(sound of whiskey bottle opening, whiskey being poured into a glass and stirred)

(spoken)

hey, so i’ve been thinking i should probably keep up some sort of journal, cause there’s a lotta thoughts up in my head, but *pffffff*, i’m so bad at writing when i’m drunk, and i am so drunk (laughs sadly). but yeah, this is my first message. um, we got di-stri thoughts on the mind, we got di-stri on the mind (laughs). mm, i wish i could let him go

(lyrics)

You try to keep the light but it’s burning low

Try to keep your smile when it starts to go

You know you shouldn’t love him but can’t let him go

Get out of your house but you’re missing home

Talk to all your friends but you’re still alone

You know you shouldn’t love him but can’t let him go

Can’t let him go

(spoken)

it’s like y’all don’t get it, i mean he’s- he’s so kind, even when he’s a dick, he’s so kind. the fuck am i supposed to do about that?

(lyrics)

Staring at the bottom of your glass

Hoping one day you’ll make a dream last

But dreams come slow, and they go so fast

You want to see him every day

You wish you could try to make him stay

But everything you touch fades away

You try to keep the light but it’s burning low

Try to keep your smile when it starts to go

You know you shouldn’t love him but can’t let him go

Get out of your house but you’re missing home

Talk to all your friends but you’re still alone

You know you shouldn’t love him but can’t let him go

Can’t let him go

Staring at your screen in the dark

There’s an empty feeling in your heart

So you toss one back, hope it numbs you fast

You wish that he would love you back

But it’s not his fault, that’s just a fact

You may love him too much, but love’s your lack

You try to keep the light but it’s burning low

Try to keep your smile when it starts to go

You know you shouldn’t love him but can’t let him go

Get out of your house but you’re missing home

Talk to all your friends but you’re still alone

You know you shouldn’t love him but can’t let him go

Can’t let him go

Oh oh oh oh

Can’t to let him go

Oh oh oh oh

Need to let him go

Oh oh oh oh

Need to let him go

Oh oh oh oh

You try to keep the light but it’s burning low

Try to keep your smile when it starts to go

You know you shouldn’t love him but can’t let him go

Get out of your house but you’re missing home

Talk to all your friends but you’re still alone

You know you shouldn’t love him but can’t let him go

Can’t let him go

(spoken)

anyways, this has been ro-lal here, hope you like my message, whoever-the-fuck-is-hearing-this...

*le sign*

i’m gonna go have another drink

#what no pussy does to a mf #roxy lalonde #broadway roxy #broadway-roxy #broadway-homestuck #broadwayhomestuck #dirk strider #roxydirk #angst #sad #passenger #let her go

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romantyczni-pozytywisci · 1 year

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PRZYSTOJNI CHŁOPCY Z ARMII KRAJOWEJ W TWOJEJ OKOLICY!!! ---->

#XDD #pomocy kto to zrobił #no no dość #ludzie oni umierali w wieku 20 lat przestańcie simpować #what no pussy does to a mf

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imagefragrance · 6 months

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got new really bassy headphones and now my hobby is popping a nordic spirit and listening to 2009 bassline edits

#what no pussy does to a mf

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wildgeesedotpdf · 11 months

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I see a man so pretty and topable and I start saying shit like I need to gnaw on his bones. I need to tear his throat out with my teeth. I need to waterboard him.

#I need to be put down like a rabid dog or get laid. I can’t keep going like this #what no pussy does to a mf #well I say this but I’m not going to make an effort to meet people. that’s scary 😟

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cringefailnarwhal · 8 months

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nodding and smiling while she is telling me about her favorite league of legends champions and watching her play while asking questions about the most stupid stuff because my knowledge doesn't extend past arcane

#what no pussy does to a mf #she complemented my hair I am now a loyal dog

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whltlock · 2 years

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i miss the smell of some1s hands when they cradle yr face 😭😭😭😭

#what no pussy does to a mf #(pussy in this case being human connection)#text

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thebearfx · 1 year

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i need him so bad omg gun to my head as i type this

#crushes are so..............#losing my mind #what no pussy does to a mf

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aquaticmar · 2 years

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vergasion

i can't believe i made a tumblr account just to see homestuck fanart :/ (especially pepsicola content)

#this is how you know youre obsessed with media #i need to touch grass #what no pussy does to a mf

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bambi-kinos · 2 years

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I cannot stop laughing at that idiot trying to “prove” Yoko murdered John by screeching he was “washed up.” Holy shit, that was the only resource that idiot could give me, “b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but he was washed uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp”

#talktalktalk #what no pussy does to a mf #pour one out for our fallen brother #schizoanon

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philgbtqochs · 1 year

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when you graduate high school vs when you return from college a gay communist

#or alternatively what hawkeye pussy does to a mf #m*a*s*h #mashblr #mash 4077 #bj hunnicutt

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kaqura · 1 year

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he's such a weirdo omg

#what ZERO pussy does to a mf #jk i love u #inuyasha #naraku #screencaps #ep33 #retro anime #anime #*

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wobbledogian · 24 days

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i think it'd be funny if dead girl walking (reprise) was just like dead girl walking where she just had sex w him. like "hey JD i know a buncha shit happened and yr tryna kill everyone now but can't we just fuck and try and calm ourselves before being all wacky"

#50/50 he goes for it #what 0 pussy does to a mf #heathers #heathers musical #musicals #theatre

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metropolisyaoi · 9 months

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What listening to a movie soundtrack every day does to a mf (alt versions + refs under the cut)

Finally living up to my url here

#metropolis my beloved <3 #alternatively: what no pussy does to a mf (the mf in question being rotwang)#art posts #metropolis 1927 #fritz lang #silent film #metropolis machine man #metropolis false maria #metropolis joh fredersen #metropolis c a rotwang

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