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crookedcasket · 9 months
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I'm so lost
For ref I'm old enough to have been on Tumblr for a while but didn't have a strong phase or anything when I was younger
What the fuck do you mean Goncharov isn't real
How am I only now finding out Goncharov isn't a real movie from decades ago that I've never watched but for COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REASONS to the ones I thought
This is crushing news to me. Good morning Scorsese
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carrotcouple · 5 months
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In a world where time is consumed like a feast at the table and gone within seconds, Vertin is the only constant.
She travels through tomorrows, yesterdays and eternities. The world bleeds time like watercolor on a canvas.
She is the ink that gives it shape.
She likes to think she has her constants. Like Regulus. She has to think that way, or time will consume her. She's not ready to lose her mind yet.
And yet as time drips through the gaps between her fingers, there is a real constant.
One with curly black hair.
She smells like oranges, smiles like she knows a secret no one else does, holds a gun like it's her only friend.
Sometimes Vertin meets her when she's just a child, running around barefoot with oranges held in her skirt. Sometimes Vertin holds her bleeding in her arms, red pulsing out of the gaping flesh pressed against her fingers. Sometimes Vertin tucks Celosia flowers into her curls and doesn't say a word as she smiles in the sun.
"Don't forget me, my Lord,"
A one sided promise.
Vertin is cursed to remember her always.
She lies in her empty suitcase, thinking of the people who try to be her constants and remembers the girl who left even though she became her only constant.
It pours. Raindrops rush towards the sky as the world smudges out of focus in a myriad of colors.
Vertin quietly watches time go from within her suitcase, a red feather in her hand.
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risararelywrites · 9 days
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SOAP FUCKING DIES??!?!??!? WHA T THE HELL
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rette-artchive · 2 months
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Satan Chibi
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calliemori234 · 1 year
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hey what the fuck are yall teaching my bot
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loki-ofasgard · 6 months
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Not me just casually enjoying One Piece as a fun escape with pirates and fishmen and stretchy guys only to be absolutely DEVASTATED to find out that Zeff CUT OFF AND ATE HIS OWN LEG to keep Sanji alive I am sick
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distant-screaming · 3 months
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decalcominia · 7 days
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well i did not want to be proven right about my theory of the taxi driver being involved in sunjaes death 😃
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FOUND THIS BLOG ON ACCIDENT.. HI IT'S ONE OF THE SYSTEMS THAT PARTICIPATED IN THE DONGRANG DUEL [gachasystem].
SO, for context, OUR Dongrang, Greene, HATES the other system's Dongrang. Like, he always bickers with Dongrang, even though Dongrang mostly laughs it off, Greene is INVESTED. This man is his nemesis. Public enemy number one. I have to have a spray bottle on hand in case they start screaming at each other like rival cats. We have made memes of it.
And one day I suggested. The cage fight. And everyone said YES, even those who had no real 'stake' in this fight. We scheduled it and everything [had to postpone because the other Dongrang was stuck in a car at the initial timeframe].
I made Greene a custom minecraft skin just for the Dongrang Cage Fight. I was invested. I could not WAIT to see how it went down.
A mutual friend of ours made an entire cage and dropped both Dongrangs into it, and LITERALLY THE MOMENT THEY BOTH SPAWNED IN THEY STARTED HITTING EACH OTHER. AND KILLING EACH OTHER. Also for the first ten or so minutes there were also cows in the cage fight, which quickly became collateral damage in the carnage.
But it does not stop there.
No, dear reader.. the plot thickens. Our journey has only begun.
Every time one of them would spawn in, the other would IMMEDIATELY go back to fighting them. Hell or high water, the other Dongrang was simply going to die. One of the spectators- who had admin privileges- placed traps inside the cage. TNT traps. This went over about as well as one would hope.
Somewhere in the chaos we acquired SWORDS. And Dongrang killed Greene and immediately stole his sword, so poor Greene was running around practically defenseless for a while. It was like a Looney Tunes bit. Greene also got buried underneath the cage at some point, and then killed, and then Dongrang got killed in the same hole.
SOMEHOW some of the cage got damaged in the fight and our friend turned on Dongrang, and started hunting him for sport. Clearly, the admin privileges had gotten to people's heads, and it was every Dongrang for himself. Greene managed to hide away long enough to make himself some stone tools and a furnace, wandered back to the cage, fought AGAIN, and then our mutual friend turned on the day/night cycle and I'm pretty sure hunted Dongrang for sport again, this time with Greene attempting to intervene because there was now a temporary truce.
This evolved into everyone going more or less into survival mode [barring Dongrang and Greene, who were already stuck there], and we all ended up playing Minecraft normally for a bit.
The remains of the cage became our home base, by the way, if you were curious.
Dongrang won but Greene refuses to admit it.
ANYWAYS I HOPE THIS WAS A FUN READ!
@gachasystem
ive never been more entertained in my life i think
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amtrak-official · 1 year
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I'm sorry the fuck are you talking about
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Bike Facist?!?! Pro-cop Yimby?!?!ANTI-COMMUNIST?!?! Right-wing think-tank ghoul?!?!
Lady, we just want public transit and affordable housing. Why in the hell do you hate Yimbys so fucking much? Did a Yimby kill your mother??
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subbyalbedo · 4 months
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fucking hell why is mahito's english dub so fucking attractive
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rooscandraw · 3 months
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WHAT THE FUCK
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rette-artchive · 2 months
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WHAT IN HELL IS BAD?
Mammon
Mammon was known as 'GREED' in seven Deadly sin. It nation was Tartaros.
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senatortedcruz · 1 year
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If I’m this persons manager I’m walking off the job before I get fired with an HR violation for saying what I wanna say
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1000fingers · 4 months
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EPISODE 23???? THATS FUCKED THE FUCK UP. THAT IS SO FUCKING FUCKED UP. WHAT THE FUCK. HE FUCKING??? ATE A GUY???? THATS SO FUCKING FUCKED UP THAT HE HAD TO DO THAT OH MY GOD
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alsoyooraiyah · 21 hours
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WHAT THE FUCK BOOTHILL???
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