hey i noticed you didn’t like any of my posts today are we broken up?

I love Kendrick Lamar lmaooo

You look like…..senatortedcruz…in this light….remarkable…

quitting mental health to watch this fuckass sport

very funny image in my head of somebody watching a basketball game on TV and scrambling to cover all the other players so they can only see lebron

This is how the average LeStan watches basketball

Damn, I swear sports and music are so synonymous, cause we want to be them, and they want to be us….

Can I come over and sit on your furniture like this

unreleased lana at the job site is crazy

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

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Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.

go camping

🤔🤔🤔🤔you know this is not a bad idea I’ve been thinking of “becoming outdoorsy” for some time now

What do you do with your PTO if you’re too poor to travel, get bored easily staying at home and cleaning, and all your friends and family work 9-5s too?