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rockbelric · 6 years

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Freaky Friday chapter six

Eyyy, here you go. Im putting it all under a read more bc tumblr keeps fucking it up.

It’s time to get up. Riza stretched her legs and did a mental checklist of all the things she had to get done today.

I hope Roy doesn’t forget to pick up the tuxes from the dry cleaners, I’ll have to remind him just in case. And we have the breakfast meeting with the Governor today. Ugh, I hope it goes by fast, I hate that pompous ass. I need to call the mechanic for my car, he said it would be ready today. Oh, and I have a parent teacher conference with Selim’s teacher. I hope he’s doing well in school, I can’t handle another Winry. God, Winry. She better have an apology ready for me this morning, that little brat. I wonder why my alarm hasn’t gone off… Alright, I better get up.

Riza opens her eyes and is immediately disoriented. There were posters on the walls, instead of picture frames. She was in Winry’s room. Why the hell was she in Winry’s room? Did I sleepwalk last night? Is this some sort of prank?

Riza stands up and something doesn’t feel right. She doesn’t feel right. Looking down at herself she sees pajamas she doesn’t own. She sees feet that aren’t hers. Hands that aren’t hers. Boobs that aren’t hers. What the fuck?

Running to the vanity mirror, Riza sees Winry’s face staring back at her and grasps it in horror. Am I dreaming? This isn’t real, this can’t be real! She screams in panic.

“Winry! Come quick!” Selim runs into the doorway looking distraught. “Riza’s dead!”

“What?” she says aloud, confused now more than ever.

I’m dead! I died and now I’m stuck in Winry’s body? What the fuck is going on?

“Hurry!” Selim runs out and Riza follows. Her little brother is standing by her actual body laying on her bed. My God, she feels like she’s in the Twilight Zone.

“Look! She’s not moving! She didn’t even wake up this morning!” He gestures to the body that’s face down in her pillow. She certainly looks like she’s dead.

Horrified, Riza pokes her body, hoping to any God that’s out there that she’s not actually dead and that this is some sort of horrible nightmare.

Riza’s body groans and turns on her other side, trying to avoid any more prodding. Wait a second.

“She moved.” Selim’s eyes are round now, staring at his eldest sister. Riza tries to pull her body over so they can see her face but she resists, keeping her face planted in the pillows. “Five more minutes!” she muffles.

“What’s wrong with her, is she sick?” Selim asks Riza, who he thinks is Winry, completely worried.

“Selim, honey, why don’t you go downstairs and have breakfast? I’ll get her up.” Riza runs her hand over his hair to calm him down.

His twists out of her touch, “What are you doing? Did you just call me honey?”

“Um, yes, I mean, no. Just, go downstairs. I’ll take care of this.” She keeps her hands to herself this time, not wanting to frighten her little brother anymore than she is.

“Alright.” He looks at her unsure and walks out of the room, obviously confused at both his sister’s behavior.

Ok, If I’m in Winry’s body, then Winry must be in my body. What the hell am I saying? Like nightmares have any logic.

Riza shakes her body again, but she doesn’t react. “Hello. Wake up.” She jostles her harder this time. Her body groans and tells Riza to leave. Ok that is definitely Winry. More sure, Riza smacks Winry’s butt, which is weird because it’s actually her butt.

“Hey, you need to get up now! There’s something wrong!” When Winry still doesn’t move, Riza grabs her by the ankles and pulls.

Knowing all her sister’s tricks for trying to get her out of bed already, Winry holds onto the railings in her headboard. Only the railings are gone, there’s nothing to grab onto for some reason. What the hell? She gets pulled down her bed by the ankles and flops on the floor.

Riza drops Winry out of bed. “Get up!” she yells again.

“What the hell Riza? All I asked for was five minutes!” Winry yells back as she stands up. When she looks at her sister, she’s shocked into silence.

“Winry, listen, I know this is strange, but I’m just as confused as you are.” Riza says gently, holding out her hands to calm her sister down.

“What the hell are you?” Winry jumps on the bed to get away from her doppelgänger. “Why do you look like me?”

“Calm down. It’s me, Riza. I don’t know what’s going on either, but I think we switched bodies.” Riza points to Winry.

Winry looks down at herself in horror as she realizes she’s not in her own body either. She screams in terror, standing on her sister’s bed, in her sister’s clothes, in her sister’s body.

“What did you do?” She cries at her own body which is apparently her sister now.

“You think I did this?” Riza asks incredulously. “This is not my doing! This is some sort of nightmare, or something!”

“Are we high?” Winry asks feeling up and down Riza’s body, totally unsure of what she should do. “Did we do drugs last night?”

“What? No! We didn’t do any drugs, Winry!”

“Should we go to the hospital?”

“No! We are not going to the hospital! They will think we’re insane and lock us up in the psych ward for 48 hours! And I can’t be locked up! I have a wedding tomorrow!”

“Oh my god, I am not getting married! That’s not happening!” Winry shrieks in disgust.

“Ok, ok.” Riza assures her sister, like she’s got an idea.

“Ok, what?”

“There has to be an explanation for this.” Riza paces back and forth, “If this is a nightmare, then all we have to do is wake up!”

“Ok, how do we do that?” Winry gets down from the bed. “Do we just pinch ourselves?” She stands in front of her body.

“Yeah, let’s try it. Ready. One… two… three!” They both pinch themselves as hard as they can, their eyes clenched shut. Nothing happened.

“Ow! Shit!” Winry rubs the sore spot on her arm. “I don’t feel anything except a bruise, you?”

“Nothing.” Riza solemnly shakes her head. They both try to think of another way to fix their problem.

“O-ok, what about if we just,” Winry smacks her hands together. “Collide! You know. To get us back.”

“Yes! Like a jolt! Ok, you go over there and then we’ll run to each other, alright.”

“Alright!” Winry goes to the opposite corner of the room, crouching in her stance.

“Alright, ready… Go!” The two girls sprint at each other, colliding in the middle and falling backwards. They both groan in pain, rubbing their foreheads. “Ow, ok, that was stupid.”

“Yeah,” Winry agrees. “That really hurt.”

“Riza!” Selim calls for his sister as he walks back into her bedroom. When he sees them on the floor he asks, “What are you guys doing?”

Standing up, Riza thinks of a reasonable explanation. “Nothing! I was just, uh, teaching Riza some new dance moves. You know, for the wedding. Tomorrow.”

“Oh… k.” He turns to his other sister, “Can you come downstairs? Grandpa keeps asking me where the laxatives are. He says he’s constipated, whatever that is.”

“Not now, twerp. Can’t you see we’re a little busy?” Winry snaps, “Go be annoying somewhere else.”

Stunned, Selim steps back, eyes wide. “I said get out!” Winry shoves forward to threaten him and he scrambles out of the room in fear.

“Oh my god, you cannot treat him like that!” Riza scolds her sister. “He thinks you’re me!”

“Well, what am I supposed to do? Pretend I’m you and you’re me?”

“Yes! We can’t let anyone know about this or they’ll think we’re crazy!”

“But this is crazy!” Winry gestures between them.

“I know, I know!” Riza grabs the sides of her hair, wanting to pull it out.

“What if it’s not just us? What if it’s like a thing that’s going on?” Winry suggests, “People all over the place could be switched and we don’t know!”

“Good idea! Maybe the news says something about it!”

Both girls run to check their phones and do a quick search on body switching. Unfortunately, there’s no breaking news on the phenomenon, only far-fetched science fiction articles and stories. They groan in frustration. “This is hopeless.” The younger sister moans.

“How about we check on Selim and Grandpa? Maybe they’re affected somehow.” Riza walks out of her bedroom with Winry following close behind. They slowly creeped down the stairs, trying not to be noticed by anyone else in the house.

At the kitchen table Selim was sitting across from their grandfather, who was reading a newspaper. “Grandpa, can you pass the milk?” he asked. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary.

“They look pretty normal to me.” Winry whispers to Riza who nods in agreement.

“So, what could be the reason we’re switched?” Riza asks, “What happened to us?”

“Grandpa, pass the milk!” Selim says louder since Grumman doesn’t seem to hear a word. “Grandpa!” Selim begins shaking the table to get his attention. “Pass! The! Milk!”

Grumman notices the shaking and shoots up in his seat yelling, “Earthquake!” He runs outside the front door shouting, “Save yourselves!”

Both sisters gasp and look at each other. “The earthquake!” They say in unison. “It must have happened while we we’re at the restaurant last night!” Winry tells her sister. “That’s why we’re like this!”

“Exactly!” They run back to Riza’s room to finish solving the mystery of their predicament.

“The earthquake and LanFan’s crazy grandpa giving us those fortune cookies and talking in Xingnese. He must have done something to us.” Winry paces back and forth, putting the pieces together. “Some sort of curse.”

“Yes, it has to be it.” Riza agrees, tracing her mouth with her fingers. “It explains why nobody else felt it but us.”

“Well, I guess that means we have to go back there and make him change us back!”

“Yes, but, the restaurant doesn’t open until lunchtime, and besides, you have school and I have work.” She points out.

“You can’t be serious. Have you seen us?” Winry yells waving down at the body that wasn’t her own. “We’re not exactly ready to be going to school and work Riza, we’re in each other’s bodies!”

“I know that, Winry, but your teacher said you’re on the verge of being suspended! And, your placement exam is today! You can’t miss it!” Winry feels odd seeing her own body reprimanding her.

“Well, then have fun taking it for me! Because they surely won’t let a 30-year-old in there to take it!” She laughs back at her sister.

“Hey! I am not 30!” Riza points, “And I think I could handle a simple high school placement exam.”

“Yeah, right,” Winry scoffs, “Maybe you could have ten years ago.”

Glaring, Riza walks up to her sister, “Alright, so I’ll go to school for you, since you’ve been doing so amazing at it lately, and I’ll prove it’s not as hard as you make it seem.”

“Fine.” The younger girl shrugs, “And I’ll stay home until the restaurant opens and give Mr. Fuu a piece of my mind.”

Outside they hear the front door open and Roy’s voice calling Grumman’s name. Running to the window, Riza looks outside to see Roy’s SUV on the driveway, and him trying to pull their grandfather from the neighbor’s car.

“Oh my god, Roy!” Riza grabs her head in distress. Turning to her sister she says, “You can’t stay home today! We have a very important meeting with the overnor!”

“What! No way!” Winry shakes her head, eyes wide with desperation. “I have no idea what it is you do! I’d probably mess everything up!”

“Ok, ok, just hear me out.” Riza calms her down. “I just need you to show your face, you don’t say anything, you don’t ask anything, you don’t answer anything.”

“And what if someone asks me something?” Winry whines.

“Then just say… ‘I’ll get back to you on that.’ Alright? Nothing else, do you understand? You are not to say anything else.”

“I’ll get back to you on that?” she replies incredulously. “How is that an answer?”

Riza smiles, “You’d be surprised, most of the time these people have no idea what they’re talking about. You’ll do fine, just keep your mouth shut.”

“Wow, so we’re really doing this, huh? We’re really going to be each other?”

“Yes, and then at lunch time we’ll go back to the restaurant and switch back. Problem solved.” They stare at each other for a second, totally unsure of what they’re about to do. “Well, let’s get to it, I’m sure we’re already late.”

“Ok.” Winry says quietly, extremely nervous at the thought of going to work as her sister and meeting the governor. She didn’t even know what was going on in her civics class, how was she going to keep up there? Looking down the cell-phone in her hand, a thought comes to her. “Wait, who’s phone do we take?” She asks holding up her phone.

“We’ll take our own.” Riza says walking back to Winry’s bedroom.

“Sounds good to me. Oh, and have fun changing without a door.” She smiles sweetly to her sister who frowns back.

They each do their best to dress themselves in each other’s clothes. Riza doesn’t understand why Winry needs so many crop tops. How have I never noticed she only wears half a shirt? Rummaging through the piles of clothes on the chair and desk, she tries to find something decent.

Winry on the other hand can’t find anything remotely appealing in her sister’s closet. Who even wears shoulder pads anymore? She finds a little power suit that’s cute yet professional and decides it’s as good as it’s gonna get.

When they meet out in the hallway they asses one another. “Where did you find that? In the back of my closet?.” Riza asks as they walk downstairs.

“Yeah, behind all the man suits and shoulder pads.” Winry retorts.

“Excuse me. I dress sensible, unlike you.” For emphasis Riza pulls down the hem of her shirt which was already riding up her stomach.

“Good morning.” Roy greets them, sitting at the kitchen counter with Grumman. “How did you two sleep last night?”

“Oh,” Winry gives an awkward laugh, “Hey… honey… Good morning.” She looks to Riza for help.

“We slept great Roy, thanks for asking.” Riza steps in. “Are you ready to take us to school?”

He’s shocked that Winry spoke more than three words to him. “Oh, yeah. I’m ready when you are.”

The family packs into Roy’s car. Winry was flipping through the radio as usual and finally settled on a rock station, humming along to the song.

Intrigued, Roy asks, “Who’s this?” Arching his eyebrow at his fiancée.

“What? You don’t know who Fall Out Boy is?” She wrinkles her face at him.

“Riza…” Riza warns from the backseat. If her sister screws up her engagement one day before the wedding, she was going to murder her.

“Sorry,” She apologizes to Roy, “I just have such horrible taste in music, you know, I thought you’d know better.” And gives him a forceful smile.

“It’s alright.” He reaches out to grab her hand while he drives. Winry stiffens and looks back at Riza, uneasy. Her sister just motions for her to go along with it.

Selim flicks Riza’s ear and chuckles when she whips around to reprimand him. “Can you settle down please?”

“Bite me!” He yells and tosses a paper ball at her head.

“Do you see what he does to me?” Winry turns in her seat. “He’s a little monster!”

“Stop it!” Riza scolds back. “Both of you!”

Huffing and sitting back in her seat, Winry tries her best to avoid any more contact with Roy. She already feels uneasy enough about having to hold his hand. She then ponders what Ed would think of her holding hands with a man that’s twice her age and has to keep her vomit down.

Arriving at Winry’s school, Riza is reluctant to exit the car. She’s suddenly uncertain about being able to handle high school life now that she sees the other students roaming on campus.

“Uh, Riza, can I talk to you outside for a second?” She pulls open the door and steps out. Winry quickly detaches herself from Roy and jumps out as well.

Outside, Riza asks for a briefing on Winry’s schedule, her friends, and her classes. “What’s the name of the girl? You know, the one who’s always climbing on the roof?”

“That’s Paninya,” Riza gives her a look as if she’s never going to remember that name but Winry ignores her, “Paninya, alright? And do me a favor, please?” She asks seriously. “Stay away from Ed, ok?”

At the mention of Winry’s childhood friend, Riza has to ask “Ed? Why?”

“Well, we’ve just been fighting a lot and I don’t want you to get in the middle of it.” Riza seems unconvinced. “Just do it, ok?” Winry cannot afford for her sister to find out that she’s had a boyfriend for months without telling her. That would jeopardize her relationship with Ed, especially if she finds out how far it’s progressed. Giving Edward the cold shoulder for one day is better than the consequences she would face if it all got out in the open.

Squinting her eyes, Riza coincides, “Fine, but I expect to hear the whole story when we’re back to normal.” Winry nods her head eagerly, relieved that her sister had agreed to her request.

“And one last thing,” Riza tells her sister before she turns back to the car. “Don’t alienate Roy, but please don’t kiss him.” She feels weird even having to ask.

“Ew, Riza, that’s disgusting.” Winry shivers in repulsion.

#riza hawkeye #Winry Rockbell #fma #fic #my fic

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soobadnoonecanstopher · 7 years

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I Give Up Q&A

@daeyeonis

igu was great I cried like every chapter ok fam but- why the hot dog lmao

Im assuming this is for the Q&A since there is a question involved. Dood…why did Hot dog dress up as a hot dog for Halloween? Because chanyeol told her to go for funny over sexy. Why did i choose a hot dog costume? Its the second thing i thought of after a crunchy taco. A friend of mine owns a crunchy taco costume but we are mexican so its a familiar funny food item to us, but i was thinking about my international readers who might be more familiar with a Hot Dog, so i went with that. I literally make this stuff up…i just randomly picked something and then once drunk Yixing referred named her by her costume (was it chapter 21?), well the nickname stuck.

Anon Did anything go down between Baekhyun and Sehun on behind the scenes?

The real conflict between the two came from the bet that the EXO members made about Baekhyun and Hot Dog …they placed secret bets on the day the lovely couple would make up and get back together. Sehun had picked the night of the halloween party so he knew he had to pull out all the stops and use every trick he had up his sleeve In order to win. Sehun knew that Baek was the protective, jealous type and he used that to his advantage, getting Hot Dog good and drunk and hanging around her all night, being as flirty as he could be and making sure that Baekhyun saw all of it. When Baekhyun found out that Sehun got Hot Dog drunk on purpose and hung out with her all night within the eyeline of Baekhyun, just so that they would makeup that night and Sehun would win the bet, Baekhyun didn’t speak with Sehun for a whole week. At that point though it was kind of hard for Baek to stay mad when he and Hot Dog had made up and that happiness was so all consuming. Baek forgave Sehun after some expert whining and groveling.

Anon So…. does Junmyeon ever approve of Baek and Hot Dog’s relationship

Junmyeon approved after he met her during the dinner with Chanyeol. He found her to be intelligent and level headed and seeing the efforts she made to fight for their relationship after the breakup really made a good impression on him. He still makes sure to remind everyone of the importance of discretion and avoiding scandals, but he considers her part of the family now.

Anon Do you remember Baekhyun’s small notebook from chapter 19?? “You turned quickly and grabbed the small notebook you had resisted earlier off his nightstand and lifted it up…” Can you tell us now😅

Anon What about the notebook in chapter 19? What’s its secret? epilogue dood

Anon @ hotdog; did u get to read whatever was written on baek’s lil notebook?

the notebook will be in the epilogue.

Anon how many time passed from chapter 1 to chapter 28?

@jhopeismybutthole What amount of time did IGU take place in? Did main character hangout with other exo members after the costume party? Did baekhyun ask main characters dad for his blessing before officially proposing?

Baek and HD met in March of 2016, They celebrated their 100 day anniversary in July. Broke up around 200 days in October and got married just after their 300 day anniversary in January of 2017. :D

Things were a tiny bit awkward for HD and the other EXO members after the costume party. That was the night Baek and HD officially made up and Chanyeol, among other members heard them make up. It took a good couple of days before she could even look Chanyeol in the eye after that, but they all assured her that it was nothing that hadnt happened in the dorms before. Sehun was just happy to have won the bet. Kyungsoo was hoping Hot Dog and Baekhyun would work out because Baekhyun was far less annoying when he was in a relationship than when he was single, and Jongin always made it a point to strike up conversations with her when she was around. Just because they made up didn’t mean it was time for HD to neglect her super affectionate, rather needy boyfriend, and she continued to spend as much time with him during his off time as possible.

Baekhyun didn’t ask her father for permission to marry her. His reasoning was, they were already married, and it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. What’s done was done and he figured they were both about to be in a shit load of trouble anway, they might as well just go all the way.

Anon From where do you get ideas for the upcoming chapters?? I mean what you done with BHXHD in IGU I apparently wanted to know FROM WHERE you get the ideas btw I love you dood

From wheeeeeere? From my brain dood. I tend to pull from the living world around me. I’m always paying attention to things and people, plus i also have a degree in psychology so i have a pretty good understanding of human behavior. I read a lot so i understand how stories are structured and i write the kinds of things that i would enjoy reading myself, so usually these things translate well into my stories. I also listen to lots of music and find inspiration in nearly everything i watch and hear.

One of my most helpful brainstorming methods is talking the plot out with a friend. I have two people that i like to discuss the stories with and usually this helps me think of things, or ideas for things that i hadn’t considered before. :D

Anon Q&A IGU: Did you have the ending planned from the onset?

Nooo, i never know where im going with these stories when i first start them. Ill usually have a general flow of where i want to go, but its so vague that it usually gets modified along the way. Around chapter 15 i said to myself, okay i need some sort of a plan or this thing will be 100 chapters of all smut and nonsense. It felt like it had no real plot. So i had some ideas and some talks with friends about what would be a fun direction to take it. By chapter 26, i had a definite plan for 27 and 28. But i usually dont plan very hard. I let the story write itself.

Anon Did minah get to go home safe?

Minah did get home safely. Unfortunately the two men she had been eyeing all evening went home with each other so she stumbled home alone and rather grumpy. Her disgruntled mood changed to guilt and worry when she found out what happened with Youngshik and Hot Dog and she vowed to kick him hard in the nuts if she saw him again. She never got the chance before the police took him away to be dealt with.

Anon How will their parents react to that marriage omg.. like are they going to repeat a ceremony for their families and friends or (I can imagine Baek doing this) just showing them a picture from their drunk marriage and being like “we got married c:” ?

This will most likely be addressed in the epilogue.

@peter-pan-princess Is 2AM in the same universe as IGU and All His?

yes, IGU, All His and 2AM are all in the same universe. That means the Jongdae who was dressed as Minseok’s lady at the halloween party, is the same Jongdae who is dating Minhee, Minseok’s sister. And the dress he wore actually belonged to Minhee. She also helped with his makeup. The pictures that were leaked of Jongdae were actually an ex he saw briefly before he got together with Minhee.

Did Sehun ever get over his crush on Hot Dog?

sehun is a brat and he never had a real crush, he’s just a flirty guy who likes girls and likes to see what he can get away with. He’s also not to blame for any of it really, but the shorties Baek and Kyungsoo see him as a little bit of a threat because he’s tall and pretty and the girls seem to like him. Hes unintentionally playing against their insecurities.

@mexbaekhyun DO THEY END UP HAVIG KIDS???? I NEED TO KNOW

This will probably be addressed in the epilogue

Anon a weird question but what’s baek & hd’s fave positions in bed bc i feel like i know but i need a confirmation vdhwbdw

This story was so smutty you know what their favorite positions in bed are. But okay okay. Baekhyun really enjoys watching her during sex, so any position that puts her right into his line of sight is a good position. Not that the others are bad positions, he still likes sex in the shower, sex against the wall, sex with her bent over the kitchen table or the arm of the sofa but his favorite, favorite thing in the world is watching himself disappear over and over again as he sits up on his ankles, rolling his hips. She enjoys being on top and he’s always more than willing to give in to her. The memories of her riding on top of him with her head thrown back as she cums are what gets him through some of the lonelier nights when he’s away on tour.

Anon lmao I was thinking how cute baek would be if he got hotdog knocked up but he’s an idol and that would be like reeeeaaaalllyyy inconvenient but still cute tho. They’re goals 👌👌

Unplanned pregnancies are really inconvenient regardless of one’s profession. HD is super careful to always take her pill every day but honestly, anything is possible and Baekhyun and HotDog’s relationship trend seems to all be about the word “Whoops”…if it happens, it would most likely be unplanned and a very real shock for both of them.

I do honestly believe that Baekhyun would be an amazing and very devoted father and the two would tackle the challenge of parenthood together, despite the obvious inconveniences. :D

#igu #asks

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fatcowboys · 7 years

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yo i got tagged in two of those question things so imma do them both in one post so i dont spam ur dashes

first one i was tagged by @bards ty dani!!

Rules: Copy into new text post and remove my answers\replace them with yours.

A : Age: 19 B : Biggest fear: uuuuh i have to pick ONE probably needles C : Current time: 3:32p D : Last drink I had: propel E : Every day starts with: fuckin layin in bed for a half hour bc i dont want to go to class F : Favorite song at the minute: OUT OF BODY BY GORILLAZ (tbh the whole album actually G : Gayest moment I’ve ever had: uhhhhh first time i kissed a girl we both leaned too much and the girl got a bloody lip lol H : Hometown: the worst place ever a very small town in illinois I : In love with: DAAAANI ILY MY PAL MY DUDE J : Jealous of: people doing their dream job K : Killed someone: what no L : Last time I cried: uhh idk a few days ago ?? bad night im stressed M : Middle name: nicole N : Number of siblings: 2 O : One wish: my dog lived w me P : Person you last called\texted\messaged: my dad Q : Question you are always asked: is my curly hair natural lmao S : Song last sung: clint eastwood by gorillaz T: Time you woke up: 7:50 W : Worst habit: biting my naaaails X : X-ray you’ve had: oh gosh not since i twisted my ankle in like. fifth grade???? Y : Favorite food: steak? or cheesecake lmao Z : Zodiac sign: sagittarius!!

second one i was tagged by @transvaxildan ty!!

Nickname: dont rlly have one??? everyone just calls me annelise lmao Zodiac: sagittarius Height: 5'2 fuckers Last thing googled: fullmetal alchemist brotherhood english cast (I HAD TO CHECK IF THIS LADY WAS LAURA IT WAS) Favorite artists: OH BOY depends on the day but rn gorillaz, lcd soundsystem, hayley kiyoko, walk the moon Song stuck in my head: ascension by gorillaz (god thats the 4th time ive metnioned them fuck oops) Last movie I watched: atlantis!! kida?? cute af Wearing right now: yoga pants and a tshirt its finals week and im lazy Why I chose my url: i love shaun gilmore hes beautiful What my last relationship taught me: uhhhh some people are shitty Any other blogs?: i have an art blog @annelise0 (casual plug lmao) a stim blog and a personal blog i rarely use Spiritual?: noooope Favorite color: blue Hours of sleep: on average i get like. 6. if i get 8 thats a miracle Lucky number: i havent had one in a while but when i was younger it was 13? now i just like prime numbers tbh Favorite characters: OH BOY gilmore kima pike and grog from cr, lup from taz, sera and dorian from dai Dream job: uuuuuuuuuuuuuh fuckin something w art? art teacher is what im majoring in rn but anything w art would be good lmao

thanks everyone!! im fuckin tag uhhhh @dallonvveekly @loghainmactir and any mutuals who want to do it?? go nuts yall. oh and if the people who tagged me want to do the other one they should!!

#about me #ask memes #thank u for tagging me i love talking abt myself hell yeah

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pomegrntes · 4 years

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tagged by @flitwickfilius this is long so its all under the cut if u wanna read it

on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? 2 or 2

describe yourself in a hashtag? uhh #im gonna cry

if you could do a kiss scene with anyone, who would it be? the thought of doing a kiss scene makes me uncomfortable but i wouldnt mind tom holland

if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? a who

what’s one thing people don’t know about you? im not gonna say what it is bc i like to bottle things up ✨🧚‍♀️

what’s your wake up ritual? wake up ritual is wake up at 12 and then fall asleep a bunch of times while trying to get out of bed and then actually staring my day at 1:30

what’s your go to bed ritual? pee, brush my teeth, get hungry an hour later, eat, brush my teeth again, then watch some tv or something, and then mindlessly scroll through my phone until 3 am

what’s your favorite time of day? late at night when my whole household is asleep and its just me, alone, hanging out

your go to for having a good laugh? brooklyn nine nine or the odd1sout

dream country to visit? just somewhere far away

what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? im sure theres been one but i cant think of any

heels or flats/sneakers? sneakers, but not like running shoes; vans or converse

vintage or new? new, but i do have an appreciation for vintage things

who do you want to write your obituary? my animal crossing villagers; more specifically, nan or boone

style icon? theres no one in particular but the way i dress is definelty influenced by pinterest

what are three things you cannot live without? this one pillow i cant sleep without, my laptop and thats it

what’s one ingredient you put in everything? i dont rly cook but tomato ig

what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? i wouldnt cook for people i burn everything but malina weissman, tom holland and jacob batalon

what’s your biggest fear in life? everyone leaving me and me being all alone 😹😹😹

window or aisle seat? on bus; aisle, on plane; window

what’s your current tv obsession? it would be brooklyn nine nine cos the new seasons on netflix and i havent watched it yet, but since i dont have netflix rn its naruto

favorite app? it used to be tiktok but tiktok is getting kinda annoying with all of the locals on it now so pintreest ig

secret talent? if only i was talented

most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? im a boring person

how would you define yourself in three words? i have no personality i cant answer this

favorite piece of clothing you own? corduroy pants or my uncles old adidas hoodie he gave me

a must have clothing item that everyone should have? clown outfit

a superpower you would want? teleportation or ability to change appearance

what’s inspiring you in life right now? nothing im slowly losing my emotions

best piece of advice you’ve received? i dont think ive been advised much

best advice you’d give your teenage self? please shut up

a book everyone should read? six of crows or renegades

what would you like to be remembered for? forget me❤️

how do you define beauty? i dont freaking know

what do you love most about your body? nothing

best way to take a rest/decompress? staring at the ceiling

favorite place to view art? i dunno what this means

if your life was a song, what would the title be? tell her to stop crying

if you could master one instrument, what would it be? none im not a band nerd

if you had a tattoo, where would it be? wrist or ankle

dolphins or koalas? dolphins

what’s your spirit animal? im not white i dont use that term

best gift you’ve ever received? my friend recorded a really cute voice message for me on my bday

best gift you’ve given? my presence is a gift

what’s your favorite board game? monopoly or life

what’s your favorite color? im not rly sure but i have an appreciation for a lot of colours, forest green has been hitting diff lately tho

least favorite color? brown

diamond or pearls? dont rly care

drugstore makeup or designer? i dont wear makeup but designer sounds nicer

pilates or yoga? neither❤️ who do u think i am

coffee or tea? coffee

what’s the weirdest word in the english language? i dunno but it bothers me that theres some words in urdu that i cant explain in english

dark chocolate or milk chocolate? milk

stairs or elevators? stairs

summer or winter? winter

you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? i despise these kind of questions

a dessert you don’t like? cupcakes, ive also started developing a dislike towards cake

a skill you’re working on mastering? working out, i was good for a month but then i couldnt do it on my period without getting awful cramps and i have yet to get back into the routine

best thing to happen to you today? woke up early enough to buy turnips in animal crossing

worst thing to happen to you today? my coffee tasted bad

best compliment you’ve ever received? my grandma implied that im basically her favourite

favorite smell? a light man/ cologne smell and cotton

hugs or kisses? hugs

if you made a documentary, would it be about? why cats r superior

last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? i cry over everything i watch but more recently it was mrs svorski dying in girl meets world

lipstick or lipgloss? is chapstick an option

sweet or savory? savory

girl crush? malina weissman

how do you know you’re in love? how would i know

a song you can listen to on repeat? scrawny, the king, maniac, little league

if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? theres a few people

what are you most excited for/about this time in your life? the only thing bringing me the slightest amount of joy is animal crossing

tagging: if ur reading this, congrats ur tagged to do this!

#this took way too long and too much thinking

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oh shit i had a weird dream last night and it was a mix of so many different things fhskdns

so first off. kids were being separated from their parents en masse. idk why. its just that literally every single kid in the country under the age of 18 was being moved to secure facilities away from their parents

so it was organized by location, age, and name, so i wound up being put on a. flying thing. with a ton of my classmates but no one who was my friend, they were all just passing acquaintances. the things we boarded were these large gray boxes, literally just flat sides with some geometric gravings on them, but they could fly via some blue jets on the bottom

so im in and its just this living room, but almost like a waiting room with the amount of chairs along the sides. i settle down in one chair. theres no adult on here with us. theres a window behind me. there are two boys near me. in my dream i recognized them but i literally have no idea who they are now that im awake like i cant even remember their faces (though i feel like maybe the one was this guy who used to be in my big friend groupchat back in eighth grade but ive only spoken to once since then)

so i join them in looking outside bc what else am i supposed to do! we’re all on the floor and we can see other box planes go by (thats the only reason i know what they look like, bc i dont remember actually boarding)

so we can see other box planes in the distance joining this Fleet and we’re over open ocean right now, but theres this one thats upside down, and a boy is standing on it. except hes huge bc i can see him clearly despite the distance. hes like “im stuck over here! what do i do!”

and somehow theres like, no window anymore? bc we’re all shouting at him, everyone on my box plane and we can hear ppl from other box planes too (ok im just gonna call them planes now this is Ridiculous) and we’re all trying to get him safe. so at some point it clicks with me that this is. magnus chase? and he somehow got the ability to teleport like i know it in my bones that in recent books he got that ability even tho i’ve fallen behind. but it looks like THIS magnus doesnt know he can do that yet but apparently WE all do so we’re all like

“TELEPORT!! YOU NEED TO TELEPORT!” and he looks so scared and unsure hes like why the fuck would i be able to teleport but we’re all screaming at him to do it and i guess he did it? but i was distracting bc suddenly theres this person. who is. a literal giant. standing in the ocean and reaching for him. god seeing this looming figure in the distance only like ankle deep in the water was wild

ok so then we dock at some place but idk what the place looks like bc fucking black bags are put over our heads like we’re hostages. so we get to the place but we’re still in the same layout of the plane. but i notice some doors. but im not about to go thru them yknow like idk where i am? so im sitting here for hours on end and at one point i saw some like, plane crash while docking and i was watching all the kids on it screaminf thru the window and i was like oh my god where the fuck am i why is this happening. and at some point.. fucking.. black widow and hawkeye got involved but they didnt succeed in breaking us out so a national warrant went out for their arrest fhskdbsksjslsn it was wild

gradually more and more people are leaving the room i guess thru the doors, i only realize whats up when the one door is open and its. a bedroom. and im like oh i should. probably get on that then. its now like 7 in the morning all i did was doze in my waiting room chair.

So i gather all my things in my tiny backpack and i make my way to the other door and its actually a hallway this time, with uh.. four? bedrooms each with 2-3 beds in each. im lookin into each room and all the beds are either occupied by a person or someones belongings, or unmade, so i make my way to the last room and nobodys in it. one bed has stuff on it but the two other beds are both unmade so im like... are they occupied or what??? i need a bed...

this old woman, maybe in her 60s, comes in and shes like “hello” in a soft voice. she explains that shes gonna be our adult caretaker. she helps me sort out my stuff and god ir was actually depressing, having to organize all my shoes and the few clothes i was able to bring. like my mom even gave me a pair of high heels because like we dont know when we’re gonna see each other again! who knows what i need! so i was just depressed organizing my shoes on the fucking floor near the bed and the woman was helping me and she was like “are you someone who wont drive unless you have high heels on” and idk i was confused i was like “....no??” i think she was asking if i was someone who always wears heels? and at my age thats the, Those girls. idk she was really nice though and it helped bc i had no friends there she made me go to sleep since i’d been up all night and had only just found the bed lmao

#delete soon #god it was a mix of so many things like #the max arg? with the teleport thing #magnus chase.. the avengers #long post

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