i should've not said that. i should've not said that. i should've not said that. i should've not said that. i should've not said that. i should've not said that. i should've not said that. i should've not said that. the way i found out about something bc my gut instinct was screaming and this time my overthinking brain was right. FUCK. i shouldn't have been curious. CAN WE GO BACK IN TIME AND UNDO A LIL BIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

(also the fact that my brain was chanting something bout not liking their work but gotta admit they have the talent for it.... IT WAS FORESHADOWING??!!!??)

(I was kinda scared bc the initials were a bit familiar and then felt relief that the first person that popped in my mind wasn't the one who made it... little did i know the universe was laughing at me)

if I had a nickel for every time i like someone's work but found out they're one of the ppl who made me feel like shit and have harbored resentment since, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice!!

it was always a strange dichotomy. every middle school classmate i had told me i'd be a millionaire when i grew up, a Famouse Artisté. it's easy enough to imagine as a teen, i suppose: skill equals fame equals money. i was doubtful about this prophecy, not because i wasn't confident in my ability to draw, but because it was hard to imagine a world where i'd be paid for it.

it was an ice breaker game at summer camp. horrible one, really - everyone in a group were given a character profile. now we had to imagine that it was the zombie apocalypse, and the helicopter to safety was two seats short and we had argue why we deserved a spot. the character i got was an asshole doctor of some kind. i don't remember if i argued my way into the helicopter or not, but i do remember the feeling that's been hanging over me my entire life - if the apocalypse happens right now, i have nothing to contribute.

there's something really painful about it. i have cultivated a skill for my whole life, i can make art and tell stories that are entirely unique to me, there is no way to get someone else to create in the exact same way i can, and yet - i've contributed more to capitalist society by sitting in an empty hotel reception for eight hours a day.

which made me develop anxiety, to boot.

i illustrated two children's books. they're some of my best work. the contract i signed was industry standard and the indie author who had hired me was incredibly kind... but even after stock sold out i had earnt little more than some pocket change.

in high school we had an outing to dig our own snow caves that we would spend the night in. in teams, thankfully. i have so little physical strength to speak of, most i could do to help was clear away the snow rubble and toss it outside. i know, i know, my classmates reassured me it was an important job to do, i was an invaluable member of the group, sure - but it's that feeling, you know?

what would my task be in the communist solarpunk commune?

a person cannot be useless. it's a human being. they just exist, no ifs and buts about it. one can only be useless in the eyes of an ableist, capitalist society that sees no value in being alive beyond production and profit.

sometimes i receive messages from internet strangers to tell me something i said - often several years ago - was helpful to them. maybe it was a throwaway comment on a forum. maybe it was replying to a question they could've googled the answer to. maybe it was an encouraging reply to someone's artwork. turns out it mattered to someone. huh.

of course you can learn new skills. i have learnt plenty over the years! i have also learnt that there are limitations to what i can do. that some of the obstacles i face are not in fact obstacles everyone faces. it's not that i can't break tasks into smaller steps, it's more that half of those steps are going to be "rinse your hands because you Touched a Thing and now you're going to have to touch Another Thing." i wonder if that's adding to my cognitive load or something.

i was never raised to be a man, so by all accounts i do not understand why i'm so haunted by the spectre of toxic masculinity - what would i do if i was a medieval peasant and a war broke out? what if i was in a pre-historic hunter gatherer society and i was expected to hunt? what if i was a humble farm boy discovering the sword of the chosen one and the world depended on my non-existing courage to face certain death?

look, it's stupid. these are not scenarios i will find myself in. besides, pre-historic humans depended on community and taking care of each other. that's how we survive.

i'm not useless and i decided to make peace with being useless anyway.

we're surrounded by digital clocks. we can't really escape them. do we need watchmakers? would they save me a spot in the zombie apocalypse helicopter? no, don't answer that. i'm just happy i found something that requires a light touch and an observant eye.

What is with these newer generations and having easily some of my favorite gym leaders?

First in Galar, we’ve got icons like Allister, Melony, Nessa and Opal. Then over in Paldea, we’ve got Kofu the jovial, spirited pirate guy; Katy the sweet chef lady; Brassius the scruffy-looking yet dedicated ~artisté~ who made my day with his Sunflora test (I love Sunflora it’s so cUTE HHHHH- 💝💖); Ryme (I did NOT except our Ghost-type gym leader to be a rapper in a small candle-lit town atop a snowy mountain who has a full scene where she rap battles someone but I am HERE FOR IT); and Iono the perky streamer gal whose design still kinda intimidates me - like, during her debut trailer, she was SHOVING her face into the camera to show off her bright magenta eyes and, uh… shark teeth, and she’s got that MASSIVE poncho w/ the sleeve tags that look like they could do some damage if you happened to be in her way while she’s doing a twirl, and those huge freaking Magnemite hair clips - oh, and also Larry, who’s comically unenthusiastic, and who I was pleasantly surprised to find out was part of the Elite Four.

Oh, speaking of the Elite Four, I LOVE THEM TOO HHHHH- I like that you meet them a few times on the Victory Road path, and get to know them a little before battling them. Rika’s really cool, Poppy I was NOT expecting, and I am thoroughly impressed by her existence, and Hassel- he’s this steely, stoic, professional dragon man with fire in his eyes… who bursts into big, blubbery tears when you defeat him because of how proud he is of how far you’ve come - which I find simultaneously a bit funny and like… genuinely heartwarming and wholesome.

Due to a popular request (one person mentioned it) here is your Midsomer Murders Dreamling AU:

- Dream’s family is one of the several hundred Extremely Wealthy Posh Upper Class families that seem to be dotted all over Midsomer, living in their 18 rooms mansions, on their 400 acres of land

- Dream forsakes his family and chooses to live as a Poor Artisté (TM) in a small cottage at the outskirts of the village. The cottage is worth more than an average person will earn in their lifetime. Dream has a £7m trustfund.

- Hob is the village teacher. He’s very popular and liked, adored even. Nobody gets him and Dream as a couple.

- the Burgesses are the rivals of the Endless. Roderick Burgess is the victim, so naturally, all Endless are suspects, especially the odd painter that, as a popular rumour states, once was kidnapped by Roderick Burgess and kept in a basemen due to some Rich People Drama

- yes, Dream is a painter here. He paints dark, disturbing, goth-y paintings, has a raven called Matthew and wears eyeliner

- Hob wears beige sweaters with patches on the elbows. Him and Dream are known in the village as “that nice teacher and his weirdo goth boyfriend”

- Dream has no alibi and his hatred of Roderick Burgess is well known. He admits it’s because Roderick’s son killed Dream’s pet raven Jessamy and when Dream confronted him about it, that’s when The Basement Thing happened. None of Dream’s family cared and that’s why Dream abandoned them (took his money tho)

- Hob is the next suspect, as it turns out he has a dark and shady past he’s hiding from everyone. He was suspected of multiple robberies, he gained and lost a fortune in very bizarre circumstances, and both his wife and son died. A man like that would have no problem killing someone.

- Death is Dream’s favourite sibling who was away from the village during the Basementgate. It’s finally revealed that the real reason why Burgess kidnapped Dream was because he had a beef with Death, blamed her for his elder’s son death. Was she attempting to avenge her brother?

- then, of course, there’s a very nice and charming Corinthian who is not a suspect at all because why would he be? :)

- John Dee, the village I’m Just Saying It As It Is!, is found out to be Burgess’ yet another son. A secret son. Whose mother he seduced then rejected (well actually she robbed him and run but you know) If that’s not a motive I don’t know what is.

- Alex Burgess inherits everything. Money are a motive as old as money itself.

- Desire, Dream’s sibling, and their twin are found to attempt to frame Dream for the murder. Why? “Oh why not, darling?” But maybe they were trying to frame him because they are guilty.

- The Corinthian did it. Turns out he’s a serial killer and killed Roderick because he wanted to.

- additional scenes: village fete goes wrong when Alex Burgess publicly accuses Dream of murdering his father and then tries to fight him. Hob knocks him out.

- additional scene 2: Barnaby gets an epiphany because of something random that Matthew does

i have a suggestion if thats ok! rook caregiving for epel, fluffy preferred!! or malleus caregiving sebek, and comforting him? up to you, ofc! i have a few more twst ideas actually, if youd like to hear. no pressure to write them or anything!

minty anon or applesauce anon, whichever you prefer to call me '^^

Hi applesauce anon!! I did Epel and Rook playing! Epel gives me lowkey pet regressor vibes, so I decided to write fluffy stuff about a common occurrence when Epel gets zoomies!

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"Rook... Are you busy?" Epel began texting, pausing as he saw the three dots immediately, showing Rook had read his message.

"Non, not at the moment, why?"

"I'm feeling small. Zoomies."

"!!! I am on my way!"

Epel rolled over in bed, wiggling and ruffing into his pillow excitedly! He can't wait to play with Rook! Rook can be a little bossy, but Rook also lets him play tag and wrestle and playfight and all sorts of fun things! Playing is more fun with someone anyways!

Rook agreed to help Epel when he was small, and while that mainly meant keeping the little one out of trouble when he was small and feisty, making sure he went to bed on time, and making sure he ate, it also meant playing with the little boy when he got zoomies. Rook especially likes that Epel has so much energy when small, content to sprint around the front gates, empty sports field, and any unbusy place where they wouldn't get in trouble. It means that tag would never get old for the little one-- especially not when Rook introduces a keep away aspect with a ball or stick, the two chasing after each other like mad!

Whenever Epel got tired, they'd take a break and sit for a bit, Rook handing Epel a water bottle, a fruit-snack pouch, and some beef jerky to snack on while Rook asked the little boy what game he wants to play next, 'who's ball is that-- is it his? Is it Epel's ball? Hmm? Is it?' And riling up the little into yet another case of zoomies! These zoomies, however, are spent getting the little one corralled back into his room for some games that will calm him down.

Epel flops down on his sheets, panting as he squeezes his ball in his hands, before Rook tucks a stuffie under his arms instead, grabbing the ball before it pops and setting it aside. Rook sits down at Epels desk, working on homework while Epel catches his breath, and shifts into squeezing the stuffed animal, stretching, and enjoying his semi-nap before dinner time.

Rook boops the little boy's nose as he gently rises him an hour before dinner. If he wants, before they have to go, they have just enough time to play with some toy motorcycles or for the little one to colour something. Rook even offers the little boy to use some stickers to decorate whatever he'd like.

Epel sits criss-cross on the floor, on a small carpet, while Rook watches, praising Epel for his masterful use of colours and expressionism! Such an artisté!

Rook always makes sure to tell Epel he had fun taking care of and playing with him, and that if Epel wants to play again, he's always a text away!

🙏🙏 how I think mankai would refer to Ashi!!!!! (UNDER CUT AFTER SPRING CUZ ITS LONG) (also no honorifics I’m skipping out on them since I feel like I’ll screw up 😭😭)

SAKU: ashi

MASSU: ashi

TSUZU: ashi

ITAROON: neo’s player 2, ashi

CITRON: the wee babe (when talking about her), ashishi (when talking to her)

CHIKAGE: hamster (like “oh, the hamsters here?” so when talking about her), ashi

TENMA: ashi

YUKKI: little miss extrovert

MUKKUN: ashi (SIDE NOTE I think Mukkun would find ashi really charming and prince like cuz how she attracts girls 😔 the curse remains from irl to my sonas)

SUMI: ashishi

KAZUNARI: lil’ cuz, ashishi, ashi

KUMOPI: kazu’s henchman (she’s so confused by this one but it’s cuz kumopi’s a chuuni), ashi

BANRI: little kid (he’s the only one w this privilege), ashishi, ashi

HYODO: ashi

TAICCHAN: ashishi, probs some term of endearment but a stupid one

OMIMI: ashi

FROOCH: tamadai

AZAMI: ashi, ashishi (he starts using it every now and then after she starts picking up azamin)

SAKODA: azami’s girl (azami gets so “WHAT??????” when he hears this)

TSUMU: ashi

TAX: tamadai

HISO: ashi

HOMARE: ashi BUT ALSO. the young artisté???

AZUMA: ashi, ashishi, I feel like he could also call her Azami’s little girlfriend to tease him <3 (“WHAT ATHE HELL AZUMA ???????????????”)

GUY: ashi

WHO's the best to trust with the task of painting your nails? like "Baaaabe, can you help me? i always mess up one hand 🥺can you do both for me?? 🥺🥺🥺

i feel like some are like, natural nail artists and get the perfect coverage w/ no bubbles AND no polish on the skin some who do aight, a lil lumpy in some spots and need a tad touch up the terribles who really tried their best, but its awful and the jackasses who purposefully mess up bc they think it's funny lmao

Natural-born artisté

Deidara, obviously, has the best nails of all and can make yours look great, too

Ino was born ready to make nails look fantastic and is ready for a full manicure with anyone who even thinks of asking

Neji isn’t actually capable of doing a bad job with personal grooming. He won’t offer on others, but if he is asked nicely, he can do a great job.

Kankuro paints the exact same thing on his face daily - of course he can paint nails perfectly

Fine, I guess

Kakashi never cared all that much for it, but his natural talent wins out and it isn’t too bad, even when he isn’t really trying

Sakura tries so hard to be perfect at it, but she always needs a bit of a clean up. This makes her furious. 

Shikamaru is surprisingly decent at it, because he doesn’t want to go through the trouble of having to do the whole thing over again if Ino catches him with unkempt, poorly-painted nails. Therefore, he can do yours well enough,t oo. 

Tenten would make an effort (sometimes), but she isn’t too bothered if they aren’t perfect, tbh. She shouldn’t be your first choice, but she can do a decent job. 

Bad, but they try

Kisame does his best when he must, it’s just...sadly ugly

Naruto wants to be good, and he tries! God, he tries. But he is never quite steady enough for it to truly look good without some outside interference. 

Might Guy makes a glorious effort, but he can never wait for his nails to dry properly so they’re always smudged and chipped. This extends to others, so he is not your best bed. 

Itachi continues to be blind as a bat and trying his best, but he’s not entirely sure what color he’s even supposed to be painting anyone’s nails, at this point. 

Purposefully awful

Hidan would take pleasure in wrecking his manicure, your manicure and anyone else’s. 

Sasuke has a steady hand, so he’s truly going out of his way to do a bad job painting nails. 

Tsunade does a bad job so no one asks her and also so she can ask others to paint her nails for her. 

Tobi would gleefully dunk full fingers in nail polish. 

I don't know this man, but @justtuesdays made me aware of how he's quite similar to Noah (gentle giant who gets easily flustered HELLO), and then I found out he's from Falmouth (where I spent way too much of my 20s), so here's my unwanted opinions that are now canon /j

This one's for you @mrsbsmooth 🤍

100% true headcanons for Oliver based on nothing but him living in Falmouth

Falmouth student, NOT Exeter. No way would that man be an Exeter student (unless maybe he did conservation biology of something, but that's more of a Rocco vibe)

He says he's a surfer, but no one in Cornwall lives off being a surfer. Not really. No no, Oliver is an arts student at Falmouth. Probably doing fine art, where he gets to explore his ✨emotional inner life✨ or something while smoking weed

Yes, he smokes weed and talks about expressionism and anarcho-communist ideology while sitting in the communal garden with his mates

Wants to be vegan or at least vegetarian, but his family makes it tricky. Rarely eats animal products when in Fal though, they've got the best vegan burgers and donuts after all so

Cries while watching A24 movies at the Poly, which... same

He does get the occasional fish and chips from Harbour Lights when heading to Gilly Beach or back from a day out surfing though, he can't help it (I believe they've got vegan options now too though)

Is a coffee snob, and won't be caught dead at cafe nero or costa. It's Espressini or Beacon Coffee or nothing

Lives in a van, because who can afford housing in Falmouth on a student budget anyway. Also means he can get to the beaches easier. Alternatively he lives on Marlborough road in a house with 6 other students

Will get more tattoos and he definitely designs them himself beacuse he's an artisté

Looks like a dog person, prefers cats (or snakes like our boy Noah)

Only thing he'll argue about is best beach for surfing – and Newquay is always the wrong answer smh

Is a sub in bed. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules here, it's just the truth. Would love it if you tied him up and gagged him in bed <3

10/10 people agree he would've been a better character if his route was more like Noah's. Painful slow-burns with soft, giant men is what we as a fandom need (but probably don't deserve)

New question round! What are your OCs' favourite painting/mural/sculpture/any piece of art?

I have too many OC's and too much art lmaoooo.. so I'm just gonna stick with Noah for this one, since he's the actual artisté. He could talk your ear off about all sorts of his favourites and the why's and the blah blah blah's.. and you'd probably get pretty bored LOL! Buuuut his secret fave is this sketch Oscar drew of him when they were younger, it still lives at Salton's house for safe keeping ;-;

Calling yourself “Content Creator”: -Boring -Overused -Proposing that what you create is nothing more but mere “content” Calling yourself Artisté: -Fun to say -Stylish -Makes you sound like a foreign showperson about to do something Mindboggling, Exciting, Fascinating, Arousing even

[1/26] a temporary fix? a win is a win! where has this phrase risen from unbidden in my mind? what does it mean? the artisté in me says "take what you need from this, leave what you don't" but that's just a kooky way of saying 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ got this frustration-not-really-a-frustration where i have too many design ideas but i'm also easily distracted so thought i'd frick around and find out if i can commit to a frequency art challenge every day? please i am not a machine. every week? still too many. every two weeks? hmm let's see how that goes 🙃

what does kiwi do when he's all alone in his room at the end of the day

he's a little bit of an artisté but in a way where if you ask him about it he will act like all he does is scribble around and if you ask to see it he will hide all sketchbooks

idk what my care is anymore. she is not tvd canon, but she isn't completely book canon either because she's turned into a vampire............... it's all a mixture of colors it's called being an ARTISTÉ

Cole Sprouse Roasted For Chainsmoking on 'Call Her Daddy' Cole Sprouse has become the (literal) butt of the joke.Earlier this week, the former Disney star appeared on the Call Her Daddy podcast to talk with host Alex Cooper about everything from struggling with child stardom to his past relationships, including the way he lost his virginity. However, what was more interesting was that none of this really interested the internet, despite Sprouse also dishing on his split with ex-girlfriend and Riverdale co-star, Lili Reinhart. Instead, it was his cringeworthy decision to chain smoke through the entire interview that actually caught people's attention and, naturally, this resulted in plenty of online roasts.A prime example of life imitating art, Sprouse went full Jughead by bringing the wannabe bad boy energy of his comic-inspired character to the podcast studio, which can only be deemed an extremely embarrassing attempt at trying to look like a tortured and "introspective artisté." Happy 5 Year Anniversary to Jughead Jones's iconic "I'm a weirdo" speech 🥳 pic.twitter.com/GYMFyQwa0f— Alex Zalben (@azalben) April 13, 2022 As such, it wasn't surprising to see a number of tweets clowning Sprouse's self-serious smoke sesh, with the general consensus being something along the lines of "making smoking look this uncool is almost impressive.""Honestly he needs to be in some anti smoking ads cause he makes it look sooo uncool I’d quit," as another commenter joked, before a third called him out for "sitting indoors smoking a cigarette on call her daddy as if he’s mark twain and not the worst actor on a bad teen drama."making smoking look this uncool is almost impressive https://t.co/Yio1sJhcbb— laura 🦠 (@ecto_fun) March 7, 2023 Honestly he needs to be in some anti smoking ads cause he makes it look sooo uncool I’d quit— Mason 18+ (@MasonFleshwood) March 7, 2023 cole sprouse is so funny bro sitting indoors smoking a cigarette on call her daddy as if he’s mark twain and not the worst actor on a bad teen drama— genie yuss (@lil_pusss) March 7, 2023 Meanwhile, others said it projected the awkwardness of "an actor who doesn’t smoke playing a character who does smoke," while some posted photos of people he "thought he looked like," including Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders and Anya Taylor-Joy in The Menu. And even more scathing? The tweets that featuring characters like Chandler from Friends and pic taken from Sex and the City, where a somber-looking Carrie Bradshaw is taking a drag while thinking "can you ever escape your past?" Oof.He looks like an actor who doesn’t smoke playing a character who does smoke— Abigail Hardingham (@AbbiHardingham) March 7, 2023 this is what cole sprouse thought he looked like pic.twitter.com/6z9fXIwcKb— susie (@filmsbygays) March 9, 2023 He dreams of being Tommy Shelby pic.twitter.com/24bgDFNpjY— 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 (@hooli_zart) March 9, 2023 absolutely no one, not a soul: cole sprouse on call her daddy: pic.twitter.com/EJUzl65ohC— Melina Glusac (@LeminaGluestick) March 7, 2023 Sprouse has yet to comment on the internet's reaction. However, we'd still advise him to just leave the brooding to Ben Affleck next time. Photo via Getty / Frazer Harrison https://www.papermag.com/cole-sprouse-chainsmoking-roasts-2659582515.html

I want a spectrum of punk!rock to alt!pop kpop bfs. Like yuta and jk on the punk side, jaebum kinda in the middle but more punk I feel, hongjoong on that alt slam poetry end of things, right next to ten. The artisté type vs horny boys who would have had a groupie era in a different world.

babygirl, you are my favorite person in the whole world rn, this is so fun. ask and you shall receive.

To start this off, I accidentally avoided the original request and started to assign the idols which genre of music they would produce in this alt universe and like the vibe of their bands so if you want that, let me know.

To start on the slutty, sex having mfs we have:

Nakamoto Yuta. Lee Taemin. Jeon Jungkook.

These boys get bras thrown onstage and it fuels them. (ahem, Taemin in South America) The type to hang them on their mic stand. (Yuta and Jk moreso than Taem) Now I think Yuta and Jk would be more interested in having sex with their fans than Taem. Taem is the type to want to be wanted more than actually following through and fucking fans. Doesn't mean he doesn't have an insane following of people who want to fuck him though. He would have someone in each city that he could go to if he needed someone, maybe adding a groupie to the mix every now and then. But certainly overtly sexual in his interactions with fans. Moreso onstage than off. When he's in the Zone onstage, he is so fucking hornie with his fans. Little less overt when he's offstage but still cocky.

Yuta and Jk are fucking fans every goddamn night. Yuta is the type to make eyes on them onstage and then pick them up at the bar after the show. Jk is the type to have a security member go up to the fan and ask them to stay later. I think Jk is more likely to have a slightly shorter phase, probably has a fan stay on the bus while they go to the next show, slightly more personal. Probably the type to stay the night, if he can. He's cocky and it fuels his ego immensely, but I think he's a softie at heart and this is simply a part of his life for a period of time. Part of it is probably in a weird sense of competition too. I said softie and everything but that's like. later years for him. First few years of getting popular has him getting his dick wet constantly.

Yuta is in it to win it though. He knows his groupies, probably got bored of a lot of them, likes the ones that adore him and the ones that don't care. He is as likely to pick someone that throws themselves at him as he is to pick someone who doesn't know him or plays hard to get. He isn't just in it for the sex, he likes the chase. He likes proving just how irresistible he is. Very likely abandons ppl in the hotels after the fact. Once he gets his nut, he's on to the next. Not like a total asshole though. Probably leaves like water and painkillers, maybe pays for their breakfast at the hotel. Something simple but like very clear that this is not something that's personal. Far more transactional.

All of them care about the music, and that is a part of why they are in bands, but the sexual aspect was also a large factor in them pursuing this career.

JB

Only fucks a fan a couple times on a tour. Probably pretty impersonal, but like not mean. More likely to fuck a random person than a fan. More flirty than sexual with fans and even then that's mostly reserved for onstage. Man is good with boundaries, likes to be desired and is sexually active but doesn't want to foster insane behaviour so he sticks to mostly non-fans. Doesn't like to use his fame to get him laid. But fuck is he like lowkey pervy, like wtf was he doing with the artistic porn stuck up on his wall. That's why he's higher on this list. Would be a little more known for sex in the public eye.

Honorable mention: Changkyun. I thought of him halfway through and I cannot decide where I'd put him in the lineup. He is a slut for sure but I can't really pin him down as to what he'd like right at this moment. His motivations are fuzzy to me. He sets boundaries like JB, doesn't wanna foster crazy stalker shit. but idk how it would translate to groupies or interactions with fans. He's around here though.

Jonghyun and Ten

These two are more willing to fuck a fan but probably have sex less often than JB. Serious performers who's career comes first, especially on tour. Doesn't mean they don't like to party though. They're both socialites and kinky mfs. Less likely to fuck someone on tour than they are at a party/club. Which does lessen the amount of fans they are consistently fucking, but like all a fan has to do is show up to a club they frequent (jjong more than ten) when they aren't on tour and be hot and they'll probably have a good chance for at least a quickie in the VIP section. Simply due to circumstance/habits, Jonghyun fucks more fans than Ten. Ten is more exclusive. Doesn't mean he ain't down though.

Yeonjun and Beomgyu

Now, you may be thinking. Wtf, these guys don't count? however, I raise you this. They're both cocky as fuck. And, they do both like alt music. Initially I was only gonna have gyu, bc I know he is into a more rock sound and he has alt vibes and brat vibes, but he's still blossoming into who he is and Yeonjun is just so fucking cocky and such a bastard and so talented and idk. this made sense to me. They are both more shy/less interested in the sexual aspects. They like to tease and to be wanted but won't act on it. Don't really do random hookups. They are music first, sex second, just like Ten and Jjong, but they just have lower sex drives. Less of a need to go about fuckin.

Hongjoong and Taeyong.

Now these two are the types to have muses. Everything they do relates to their art, even sex. The muses are any gender and may not even be sexual. Someone that they have a strong connection to that inspires them. Very loyal. More reserved, not very flirty with fans. They don't make a habit of flirting with people constantly. They don't have to flirt. They are passionate and alluring on their own. Sex is something far more personal to them, more emotional, even if it's not vanilla (it's probably not). Their art may be sexy, whether that's music or physical art or dance, but that doesn't mean that they are constantly thinking about sex. They're also less social. Probably don't go to parties that often and certainly not clubs. Go to gatherings more than parties. Not recluses though, they're engaging and fun to talk to, will hang out with the other bands on tour.

fairy! random question but whats your favorite color?

good ol lellow!! I love the warm summery golden yellow, I love lemony yellow, I love pastel baby chick yellow, I love burnt ochre!! I just adore yellow a lot, it makes me v happy! But for aesthetics I always go w baby pink because I just feel like it fits me well and it’s v pretty!