bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they weren’t in a secret relationship

Hey love bug! Guess who's backkkkk😍can you do farah and Kate laswell comforting reader with a headache bc I have one right now probably because I eat a shit ton of sugar and haven't drank water since the last ice age

Hey there! Please drink some water! I know you sent that request in a few days ago, but I hope you're feeling better now!

Farah and Laswell with a Reader with a Headache

Farah: She’d get fussy over you and demand you drink some water immediately. Won’t say too much while handing you a big glass of water, though. You better drink half of it in one go and gradually drink the rest of it sooner rather than later. She makes sure that you will drink the water and refills the glass as well, doesn’t matter how much you complain. She can be stern when she needs to be and this is one of those times. She doesn’t immediately grab some headache meds, though, opting for literally everything else first. Drink some water, go to bed at a reasonable time, take a long nap, just rest up, that sort of stuff. Only when the headache doesn’t seem to be going away will she resort to giving you some meds. Or when it worsens, whichever comes first. However, if it’s just a headache because you haven’t slept well in a while, then she’ll usher you to sleep while she does most of the housework. Will be quiet while she does so, however. She’s a very competent sniper, she knows how to be quiet while doing something.

Laswell: Like Farah, she would not be very pleased with you not drinking much, or any, water. Will give you the nearest bottle of water she can grab, even one with a flavor you like to give you more of an incentive to drink it. Will also make sure that you actually drink it, she’ll stand beside you and watch you down the water bottle, leave and emerge with a new one in hand. Will also use meds as a last resort sort of thing and tries everything else before that. It’s not that she’s against using medication, but using too much of it can lessen its effectiveness, so she’d prefer you take a nap or go to bed to make it go away. If the headache won’t go away or gets worse then, like Farah, she’ll grab the meds and give you some. Will also usher you to bed if you’re not feeling well, she’ll leave you alone for the time being. Cooks dinner for you and her and only calls you when it’s time to eat. Afterwards it’s time for you to go to bed again and sleep the headache off. Laswell can handle herself and the housework in the meantime, but she will be a little more stern with you if you decide to wake up for no good reason. You will be sleeping it off, whether you like it or not.

tom blyth as billy the kid is so sexy it actually makes my stomach hurt

morning kisses <3

hey lads if you’re not gonna comment on a fic you enjoyed, at least leave a kudos man

The story in Yellowface is literally half, no, not even, a quarter as insane as what real life published authors are getting up to in the US if you follow book social media drama

the thing about chilshi is that i see it as super one-sided on chilchuck's part and that's some shit he's bringing to the grave with him

why did he do this (rhetorical) (profoundly affected)

complaints like "my character wouldn't do this" about key elements of an optional narrative are always so weird to me like what do you mean not everyone treats their first playthrough of an RPG as a rough draft to use to figure out what kinda character would best suit their preferred storyline and love interest?

they werent lying that knuckles series barely has knuckles in it

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so in the hobbit bilbo says the words “where there’s life there’s hope, as my father used to say” and then in. i think the two towers? sam says the exact same thing (except his father apparently often added “…and need of vittles”)

now the phrase “as my father used to say” might just be a hobbitism used to avoid giving the impression that you think you’re wiser than you are, but we do know that bilbo and the gaffer saw a lot of each other, from at latest the point of bilbo’s return to his disappearance at his eleventy-first birthday, and in the very first scene of fotr the gaffer describes bilbo as always both addressing him with respect and deferring to his knowledge on gardening, so they probably did get on well enough to absorb some personal vernacular from each other and i like to think that “where there’s life there’s hope” was specifically a bagginsism that jumped to the gamgees through bilbo’s friendship with his gardener

i'm saying it now so i hold myself to it: I'll update Meanwhile tomorrow!

A few more “canon” designs, a few more new ones (Patreon)

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”